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Podcast 100: recorded live at Abbey Road!

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It took us a while to get a shot of members of the Word team crossing the celebrated Abbey Road zebra. Mark Ellen had to take his shoes off. Fraser had to stand in the middle of the road with his back to the oncoming traffic. We had to hold up the cars a bit. Most of them were very patient, including Martin Fry out of ABC who hooted and waved, which made it all seem like a scene out of an Austin Powers movie. All we needed was a few chimney sweeps with thumbs in their braces to complete the effect.

Anyway that was after we'd recorded a special centenary podcast with contributions from Mark Ellen, Andrew Harrison, Kate Mossman, Fraser Lewry and returning by public demand Matt Hall. We set up our Heath Robinson recording kit in the 72-track splendour of Studio Three at Abbey Road. This is the place where Pink Floyd recorded Dark Side On The Moon. The magnificent steam-driven Bakelite recording desk is still in the control room. We played with the faders, of course, tinkled on the Lady Madonna piano in Studio One, mooched around the Yellow Submarine echo chamber and had our pictures taken in Studio Two (below) where the Beatles made the majority of their records. Image

Thanks very much to David Holley, Kris Burton and all the people at Abbey Road for making this happen. Among the burning ishoos debated were:
* The names of the bands we made up when we were kids
* Seriously, will Michael Jackson's shows at the 02 ever happen? And if they do will Michael Jackson actually be there?
* They've taken away the Birdsong channel and are replacing it with non-stop unsigned bands. Step forward or step back?
* First look at the Beatles Rock Band. Is this going to be bigger than an actual record?
* Kate and Fraser go Sacred Harp singing in Newcastle.
* The HORA - slite return
* Your taped messages
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Who's

the little lad with the back pack at the front? Looks a bit like Angus Young.

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badartdog | 3 June 2009 - 1:43pm

I was just thinking the same

I bet that bag is stuffed full of toffees.

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pagettypol | 3 June 2009 - 1:54pm

I thought it was

Sandi Toksvig, chuckling in infectious fashion. Rather like swine flu.

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Molesworth | 3 June 2009 - 10:31pm

You look like a bunch of Social Workers....

... on the way to another irrelevant management-arranged meeting about improving team-building (whilst some poor child falls below the radar in another part of town) - only joking - you look like the Beatles - especially Kate, who has mastered Harrison's (George not Andrew) gait. Why's Ellen doing the moonwalk?

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Formbyman | 9 June 2009 - 10:32pm

Looks more like.....

.... Kirsty YOUNG.

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Formbyman | 9 June 2009 - 10:15pm

Find a space

The interior shot puts me in mind of "Music and Movement" ..."now you're all going to be trees... start small like a seed"...

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chrismorrell | 3 June 2009 - 2:04pm

Look at them...acting like children

I'm NOT jealous in the slightest... but still look forward to listening when I get home.

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Beany | 3 June 2009 - 2:16pm

I'm sure you won't be jealous, then,

to see Reviews Kate and the mixing desk on which 'Dark Side Of The Moon' was created...

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Andrew Harrison | 3 June 2009 - 2:41pm
Fraser Lewry | 3 June 2009 - 2:45pm

Olympic

There's one of these desks (or something very similar) in Olympic studio 2 - at least there was the last time I was there. It's all in good working order apparently, but what amazed me was the lack of lights on the thing. You'd have expected it to be lit up like a Christmas tree, but it was pretty much devoid of all whistles and there were no bells in attendance.

Great podcast BTW. Still listening as I type!

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slartybartfast | 3 June 2009 - 3:43pm

Set The Controls For

The Heart Of The Bun.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 3 June 2009 - 5:54pm

Ouch!

.

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Steven C | 3 June 2009 - 6:19pm

Orbital go analogue!

Orbital go analogue!

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eddie | 3 June 2009 - 9:11pm

Time travels.

" ...but when did you find time to visit THE TARDIS?"

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bonehead | 14 June 2009 - 3:54am

I think the uranium inside the console

is effecting you phone

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Chris G | 3 June 2009 - 2:52pm

Just how small

is David Hepworth?

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Chris | 3 June 2009 - 3:31pm

Naah

It's an optical illusion. Matt Hall, Mark Ellen and Kate Mossman are all well over six foot six.

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Fraser Lewry | 3 June 2009 - 3:34pm

I thought stripes made your

body look longer? ;)

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Chris G | 3 June 2009 - 3:38pm

Let's get the old band together one last time!

Well that was fun. Like an old overcoat, or riding a bike.

re; the crossing photo. Frazer was using a fish eye lens, which is why the people furthest from the centre appear smaller in the photo. Or something.

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Producer Matt | 3 June 2009 - 4:19pm

Yes I am actually 7ft tall.

And built like a docker.

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Andrew Harrison | 4 June 2009 - 10:07am

Did Ellen bagsie the McCartney role?

And is there another picture of him going back to get his shoes?

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Captain Underpants | 3 June 2009 - 5:17pm

Nah...

he was wearing shoes of the finest cowhide but ditched them as he saw Chrissie Hynde heading in his general direction sporting a less than happy expression...

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Patrick Crowther | 3 June 2009 - 7:36pm

Is

Andrew Harrison playing the part of Pete Best? Sneaking in at the back.

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Steven C | 3 June 2009 - 5:19pm

Play it again

Mark should have taken his guitar and re-recorded the theme music.

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peterafifer | 3 June 2009 - 5:43pm

They should have got 'facilitator' Dave Holley on there

to say hello. The last time I saw him was drenched in sweat (his sweat on him, not his sweat on me) at The Specials' show at Brixton Academy last month.

I am also writing to express my utter DISGUST that no Norn Iron representatives were invited to mark the CentenaryCast. Myself and Barry would have halved our usual fees to be there and thereby prompt long threads either asking what we had said or 'poking fun' at our "unique" accents.

Yours in eternal disgust,

S. Forward

p.s. well done on making it to 100.

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Eamonn_Forde | 3 June 2009 - 5:52pm

hes an exceptional fellah

and danced beautifully to said specials

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Dave Holley | 5 June 2009 - 9:34pm

Congrats all round folks,

here's to the next century.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 3 June 2009 - 5:55pm

See you on the darkside...........

Gongrats too........

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Lunaman | 3 June 2009 - 6:34pm

Great podcast

Which got even better when David Hepworth came into the same room about halfway through.

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Thomas the Rhymer | 3 June 2009 - 7:20pm

I had to chuckle

Even in Abbey Road the Word lads managed to get a dodgy sound.

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Twangothan | 5 June 2009 - 7:47am

Be fair

There was a deliciously warm natural reverb that they've never quite managed to achieve at the Power Plant, Upper Street.

I also much appreciated Fraser's subtle homage to Abbey Road's trademark mid-Sixties stereo separation, when everyone suddenly switched channels after the first 15 minutes.

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Archie Valparaiso | 5 June 2009 - 9:02am

Dodgy sound...

just made it all sound more 'authentic'.

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Patrick Crowther | 5 June 2009 - 9:13am

I'm waiting for the original mono remasters

Well done on getting to your ton. Now as Boycs would say the thing is to get your head down and concentrate on the next hundred.

Too easy to let the acclaim, the euphoria of being at Abbey Road (near Lord's), the sense of relief - make you play something airy through midwicket or waft at one outside Off stump.

No need to try and go all New - stick with Beatles, Beards and HORAs.

This is Test Match Music not 20:20. If the Kings of Leon are still here in another 100 - maybe think about a piece then.

It's a Big Ask - but Take the Positives From The Game - and Get in the Zone.

Yeah? Ok Finger Touch High Fives.

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Sheev | 5 June 2009 - 10:01am

Beware

The corridor of uncertainty

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Dave Holley | 5 June 2009 - 9:35pm

Heppo's a bowler

he'll keep it - off-stoomp just outside back o' a length

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Sheev | 6 June 2009 - 12:00am

If Abbey Road had been produced to this standard

There may well be a track, recorded on the same duff channel as David Hepworth in the podcast, that nobody's ever heard. Some poor session kazoo player is still bitter to this day, and nobody in the pub believes he played on Abbey Road.

Great content, as ever, but the dodgy sound is really frustrating, and more than a little dangerous: I was driving along the M8, rewinding the iPod and fiddling with the sound system settings, trying to hear the quiet bits.

Doesn't one apply compression to an audio track to bring the quiet bits closer to the volume of the loud ones?

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Lucky Tiler | 10 June 2009 - 12:09am

Compression

Is applied. What we don't do is give everyone headphones so they can self-monitor, because we think it would sap the energy from the recording. If you say to someone "right, that sound is perfect, now don't move an inch for the next 50 minutes", you're not going to get the best results - especially from live-wires like Messrs Hepworth and Ellen. What's more, we don't have a control room - whoever is engineering the 'cast is generally contributing as well, monitoring the whole thing on a 1cm digital bar meter readout which isn't terribly accurate (headphones don't help much, because you're hearing two things - the live conversation and the recorded conversation at the same time, from two different sources). The recording can look OK on these meters, but if someone moves six inches away from the point where they started out, they may sound like they're in the next room without it showing visibly.

In the end, variable sound is the price paid for the energy that's one of the reasons the podcast is so appealing in the first place. Having said that, we're always trying to improve - we've had a "proper" engineer come in and check the set-up, but it's not easy: the engineer at Abbey Road agreed it was really hard to do what we do every week. And this week I've spent £100 on a pair of closed-back headphones in the hope that it makes monitoring more accurate. Will it work? Buggered if I know.

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Fraser Lewry | 10 June 2009 - 7:22am

It is free you know

I'm willing to put up with David Hepworth sounding like he's down the corridor for the sake of the content.

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Thomas the Rhymer | 10 June 2009 - 7:45am

Of course I'm willing to put up with it

I put up with it every time, but no harm, is there, in trying to make it even better?

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Lucky Tiler | 10 June 2009 - 7:53am

No harm at all

And that's exactly what we try to do.

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Fraser Lewry | 10 June 2009 - 8:11am

Lapel mics

cheap as chips from Tandy. Just the job.

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Twangothan | 11 June 2009 - 9:56am

Yeah

That's my next step.

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Fraser Lewry | 11 June 2009 - 10:02am

A question...

Is David Hepworth mimicking Bruce 'Brucie' Forsyth's pose at the start of The Generation Game in the photo above? And if not, what precisely is he doing?!

Thanks for the podcasts... never before in the field of human endeavour have erudition and bollocks coexisted quite so happily.

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Patrick Crowther | 3 June 2009 - 7:28pm

Stunned

to hear the non-existent band thread discussed on the cast.

In Abbey Road studios.

My life may now be complete.

'The Mode' I like that. It could still happen. No Sleep til Retford.

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Beezer | 3 June 2009 - 8:27pm

Magnificent stuff! Loved

Magnificent stuff! Loved the Abbey Road photo, made all the better by knowing that Martin Fry is just out of shot in his gold lame driving coat.

Congratulations on reaching 100 podcasts. One of the highlights of my week. Long may you continue.

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eddie | 3 June 2009 - 9:09pm

I've been on The Word Podcast

Stunned to hear myself as the first listener message on the podcast and very weird to hear what you actually sound like to others although I was trying not to sound too Aberdonian.

I'll have to get a t-shirt printed up with "I've Been On The Word Podcast".

Here's to the next 100. Well done.

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Otis J Watermelon | 3 June 2009 - 9:12pm

Podcast Gold

Another brilliant podacast! As have been the previous 100 odd.

(Pedants note: the counting only started when the podcasts went weekly, didn't they? the first 10 or so were monthly, and weren't numbered - so we actually reached the 100 mark a while back. Ah well.)

Great to hear a retelling of Ellen's masterwork, the Hynde Anecdote. It's like discovering a bootleg live version of one of your favourite songs - familiar, yet different.

Keep it up!

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Nick | 4 June 2009 - 3:18am

Andrew Harrison, Kate Mossman and Mark Ellen...

...clearly went to some kind of finishing school. Look at that deportment! Posture like that only comes from years of walking round balancing books on your heads.

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 4 June 2009 - 8:08am

Nothing more to add

except to say congratulations on reaching your century. It's been thoroughly enjoyable to be a listener - here's to another 100!

I know it's free and all, but is there going to be a "Best Of" podcast available...?

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Joe R | 4 June 2009 - 8:41am

In the spirit of the DIY

nature of the thing you could always get a copy of audacity and make your own :)

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Chris G | 4 June 2009 - 8:49am

I was there yesterday too...

but missed the fun by a matter of minutes I'd guess! Boo! Still, congrats and keep it up, etc!

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grac | 4 June 2009 - 10:46am

A mention and a phonecall!

Bribery works!

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Retropath2 | 4 June 2009 - 11:20am

good work fellas and ladies

no suggestions or carping from these quarters just more of the same but different please.

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Chris G | 4 June 2009 - 11:21am

But who is the final mystery caller?

???

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 4 June 2009 - 11:28am

Not me, squire

I was banned.

Wasn't it Retro (pronounced Reetro, brilliantly)?

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Archie Valparaiso | 4 June 2009 - 11:46am

Apparently AT&T have found a way

to reverse-engineer voice-synthesised messages. My suspicion is that it's really Stephen Hawking.

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 4 June 2009 - 12:29pm

I think it might

be Kraftwerk's pa

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Chris G | 4 June 2009 - 12:44pm

Sugar Plum Fairy, Sugar Plum Fairy

Excellent pod and, indeed, cast.


Thanks for including my fatuous remarks :-)

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Adman | 4 June 2009 - 11:45am

It is my sorry lot in life...

...to sound like a former record company press officer with Alzheimer's, who has recently taken a powerful tranquillizer.

All the conversation, music and ambient noise in the Abbey Road studios is digitally recorded by microphones which are scattered unobtrusively around the property. At midnight a computer incorporates the day’s recordings into a giant ball of sonic plasticine, whose turbulent kernel is the orchestral cacophony that concludes The Beatles’ - A Day In The Life.

Every year this ball of sound is broadcast from the roof of BBC television centre to an orbiting satellite, which in turn beams the signal into space.

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backwards7 | 4 June 2009 - 12:04pm

What....

was the name of the cuckoo artist again? I didn't quite catch it, and she sounds worthy of further investigation. (That's a roundabout way of saying "write the damned thing up".)

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Archie Valparaiso | 4 June 2009 - 12:08pm

I didn't catch it either

I also didn't catch the name of the caller from Birmingham with the wonderful (French?) accent. I'm originally from Birmingham and I've never heard anyone from there talk like that.

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 4 June 2009 - 12:24pm

Her name is Innell.

I created her to capitalize on the trend towards virtual pop stars that probably began with Pinky & Perky and continues to this day with the likes of Gorillaz.

Innell's about as virtual as you can get, in that she doesn't make any music or have any real world presence. She's more of an urban myth than a real pop star.

If you press rewind on track one of the new Pony Tour album - there's supposed to be an Innell song called Dopey, but it only works on some CD players, and itunes have blocked it from the digital release of the album because of licensing issues.

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backwards7 | 4 June 2009 - 12:35pm

I'm confused Backwards7

do you actually exist?

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Chris G | 4 June 2009 - 12:50pm

Innell?

I hesitate to ask what her first name is...

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Captain Underpants | 4 June 2009 - 12:59pm

Cat

would be nicest, I think.

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badartdog | 4 June 2009 - 4:23pm

Not a chance...

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Joe R | 5 June 2009 - 7:46am

Snowballschance

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bigsteviecook | 5 June 2009 - 7:56am

I think her first name is

Medice.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 4 June 2009 - 5:19pm

“Paul Cann-ell”

Anyone remember the terrace fun to be had when Newcastle has a forward called Paul Cannell?

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Richard Lowe | 10 June 2009 - 8:34am

I do

my favourite football chant- possessed of a jejeune repetitive rhytmic intensity and a wonderful economy of content

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Sheev | 11 June 2009 - 8:04am

Jasper Carrott

used to refer to him if I'm not mistaken

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SpaceBoy | 11 June 2009 - 6:25pm

Who was minding the shop?

While you lot were swanning around Abbey Road you could have missed Lou Reed or Liam Gallagher nipping in for a friendly chat and cuppa tea.

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Beany | 5 June 2009 - 9:28am

Hugely entertaining as always

Often it's the throwaway remarks that do it for me.
The one glove lost property remark from the very amusing Matt Hall had me laughing out loud (note full spelling).
And Michael Jackson sitting by the stage doing a crossword while others perform his hits from Mark Ellen....

And it's free you know.
Wonderful.

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Blue Sky | 5 June 2009 - 9:40am

Was it my imagination

or was Mark Ellen really faded out for a few seconds, partway through his re-enactment of the Chrissie Hynde HORA? Of course, he may have simply been leaning back expansively in his chair, lulling the listeners into turning up the volume as they strained to hear, prior to his lunging back towards the microphone bellowing at full volume, as is his eardrum-shattering wont.

Anyway, congratulations on making your first ton of pure pleasure. Looking forward to far more in the months to come.

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Paul Vincent | 5 June 2009 - 11:09am

A Pedant Punches The Keyboard With His Fat Fingers

Prolapse are no more. They split quite a few years ago. Spookily, Autocade by Prolapse was the first song to play on my player after the podcast finished.


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TedLoaf | 5 June 2009 - 12:43pm

100 not out!

Congratulations and thanks for all the chat.

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Nicodemus | 5 June 2009 - 7:35pm

The 200th Podcast

Might I suggest for the 200th Podcast you do it over the Tannoy at Paddington station, sure to get better sound especially if you make Mark Ellen stay down on the platform. I loved it though.
David Holley is the only person I know who will openly admit to supporting Grimsby Town.
Nice shot of the team in studio 2, I had the honour of watching Kate Bush record from that very aspect.

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Ozpromoman | 5 June 2009 - 11:48pm

You are malcolm hill

and i claim my fiver!

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Dave Holley | 11 June 2009 - 11:47am

Abbey Road Crossing

Nice picture - who's the guy at the back? I thought Don Estelle was dead.

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Formbyman | 9 June 2009 - 3:24pm

"Sing, Lofty"

Sing "Whispering Grass".

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David Hepworth | 9 June 2009 - 4:03pm

Matt Hall

Podcasts are great but forgot how good Matt Hall was. Can we not get him back as special surprise guest every few months?

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steve | 9 June 2009 - 9:57pm
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