rhyming 'waiting' with 'anticipating'. Has this been done before ?

Ms Lott seems to be towards the cleaner end of the market. When you have a night video, aiming for something a bit more street, the star is to be surrounded by their rented companions of the opposite sex, clad in the fewest possible triangles of diaphanous material, to be waited on hand and foot by hot and cold running flunkies, gyrating away in the impossibly exclusive club, pointing their heavy-lidded eyes at the fourth wall with a hint that they've just had a boost in the restrooms but moments before.

I'm sure there are more but these days my video threshold is usually about two minutes.

over the weekend. I think I need to work on number 2 but number 5 is in the bag. Pop stardom is but a moody stare away.........

the synchronised speed skating bit thanks to being a Talking Heads fan from 'back in the day'*.
* I hang with the kids, they do speak like this. Indeed, it's how they roll.

I'll be giving it all that.

*oof* ooh blimey.

Maybe I won't. Pixie can do her stuff. All yours, love.

Ms Lott does seem to have lots of the right things. In the right places.

Not that I want in any way to have accusations of dirty old mannery cast in my direction.

You would, though.

Nice Karate Kid moment at 1:07...

Google ads shows an ad for whey protein. Is this significant?

forget obligatory use of vocoder when the music (I use the term loosely...) breaks down, the 16 costume changes (it would chafe eventually, right?) and the use of moody man at 1:19 staring morosely at a phone that never rings.

Will she ever find happiness - it's suddenly become very important to me? Perhaps Lenny can help her out?

she'll be devastated that the big boys with the beards are picking on her.

Pixie won't do this one because it's solely adopted by Boy Bands.

Generally employed on the more 'sensitive' numbers when the other Boy Band cliche (sitting on high stools) is deemed inappropriate.

The Boy Band Stance is invariably employed at the start of songs, pre-vocal, stage in semi-darkness.

The stance is adopted thus:

Feet apart, slightly wider than would feel natural.

Hands down by the sides. Both fists clenched, one holding a microphone.

Head tilted forwards and slightly to one side. Serious yet sensitive expression on face.

No idea who this lot are, but the lad in white is doing a fair approximation of The Stance:

Erm, listening to the song, that is *coughs*

Picking on her? I dunno. The thread came up, I gave it a chance, thought it was really, really, really dreadful, that's it.