Pity the Satirists

Have a look at this. It’s from last Saturday’s first episode of the new series of The X Factor. You don’t have to watch Cowell or any of the other judges, or even listen to the girl singing if you don’t want to. Just watch and listen to the voice over introducing the ‘audition’. It’s OK; I’ll still be here when you get back.


Yes, you did just see that. Really. I know; I was surprised too.
The producers (I won’t put any blame on the young woman singing) actually used the spate of suicides among young people in Bridgend to gain emotional leverage on a televised talent competition. For some reason this doesn’t seem to have generated the general disquiet that such outstanding bad taste seems to merit. 10 million people saw it, but I seem to the only one who had to pick my jaw up off the floor.
Please tell me that it’s not just me? Does anyone else think this is a new low in televised manipulation, one which must leave Chris Morris heartbroken because the level of invention required to match reality has just been raised yet again?

Given the context, I'm not sure you can say either way.

If the "good news" proposition was an idea she'd offered herself, you could judge it a naive but well meaning wish from a decent youngster. If it was an editorial "suggestion" followed up with some crafty editing, then it sucks. Hard to call.

Vulpes Vulpes | 20 August 2008 - 7:26pm

If it was ...

.. her suggestion (a possibility of course, though I suspect an outside chance) then surely the producers would have done better to advise her not to play that angle, rather than giving it a seperate voice-over and running the weepy-piano music.
I suspect this is just 2008's variation on the old tactic of pushing a contestant who has been recently bereaved, so that Cowell can listen to them sing then give a patronising smile and say, 'I think your dead dad would be very proud of you.' Of course, the contestants given this treatment are always able singers. You never see this build up with a tragic back-story for some poor deluded kid who turns out to sing like a cat in a blender, that's just one of the rules of the format. What I didn't expect was to have my own, fairly well trained, cynicism put to such a test.

Gatz | 20 August 2008 - 7:57pm

Maybe I just haven't learned to read this sort of trash properly

due to the fact that I have more taste and value my time too highly to even entertain the notion of watching this cobblers!

Vulpes Vulpes | 21 August 2008 - 12:46pm

It is

a well crafted and manipulated form of television and after several years they have honed it to perfection for their audience. I can't wait until someone finally plants one on a judge but doubt we will ever see it.

Big Brother reached an all-time low today (if it is possible) with the "star" of reality TV, Jade Goody, hearing the bad news about her cervical cancer test live on the Indian Big Brother. Can we go back to TV as entertainment now please? I doubt it.

Beany | 20 August 2008 - 8:10pm

This programme

has always been so pathetic and cynical in it's manipulation of heart strings anyway.
In the last series every single person in the last few ended up in tears in their little videos, and they were the finalists.
Even the guys were blubbing like jessies all over the place, even the ones who were not disabled, overweight, single parent, poverty stricken had to have some sort of angle where they cried ther hearts out!

I sincerely hope that the British public are finally going to say enough is enough with all these reality/celebrity programmes.

I read about that Jade Goody giving permission to the TV company to read out the results of her cancer test live on air - if that is not the most disgustingly low case of how this medium has gone completeley bonkers I don't know what is.

Retro Man | 20 August 2008 - 10:18pm

Cue the orchestral strings...

When the reformed "Junkie Mum" takes the stage.

It was the same piece used for little opera singer boy who was bullied.

Don't tell me when to cry!

John Waite | 21 August 2008 - 8:23am

Read Ben Elton’s “Chartthrob”

That is shocking. I know lots of people, me included, think Ben Elton’s a bit of a pillock, but I like his books. “Chartthrob” (available for 79p in most charity shops) is about a TV pop “talent show” (with pretty thinly disguised version of Cowell, Osborne etc.) and says everything there is to to say about this odious phenomenon. This scene could have come straight out of Ben Elton’s book.
As I argued in that Top Of The Pops thread, a proper pop show, with real pop stars performing real songs that are genuinely popular could fare well in a ratings war against this horrible, manipulative cack. It may not beat it but it would be a refreshing alternative.

Richard Lowe | 21 August 2008 - 8:44am

Agreed

Didn't care for the ending but most of it was spot on, and I pretty much believed that it was what went on anyway.

Someone here at work used to love watching it but said that he got fed up with all the endless sob stories and tales of dead dads in the last series - by the time they announced the finalists, he hadn't really heard any of them sing.

Simon Hoyle | 21 August 2008 - 9:53am

Nevermind

the blubbing. Howabout the howling laughter at the trainwreck no-hopers with minus talent and personality. They know they are going to be shown ad infinitum on the internet, ridiculed and lampooned for years to come.

Why?

For the 30 seconds of "fame", unless they are so bad they get invited back onto the ITV2 repeat show and the end-of-term parade of grand idiots, murdering a classic song or whatever.

Whatever happened to aspiring to be like those celebrities who made the grade through talent and intelligence. Now it's a case of wanting to be the next Paris, Jordan, Goody or Kerry.

Beany | 21 August 2008 - 10:07am

Jordan

I would argue that Jordan did make it through talent, intelligence and hard work. Just not in yer usual field.

Not the other leeches mind...

John Waite | 21 August 2008 - 10:11am

I find the fact...

...that the creator of the broadcast vacuum Dermot o' Dreary is given employment, ever. That's as offensive.

Mr Drayton | 21 August 2008 - 12:43pm

Hughie Green 2008:

"A big hand for Millican and Nesbitt, there, lazen jemmen. Now I know you two are both miners, which is a wunnerful profession that keeps the home fires burning, year in and year out. Yet, as I'm sure many viewers watching tonight will already know, it's also an occupation that involves an alarmingly high risk of irritative lung disease. So, boys, has either of you coughed up anything viscous and bloodstreaked recently? Because if so, we rilly wanna hear about it, we rilly, rilly do."

Archie Valparaiso | 21 August 2008 - 3:38pm
matt_cochr | 21 August 2008 - 7:33pm

Thanks for that Matt

Key quote: 'She said: "They thought that up when I said I was from Bridgend. The producers wanted me to talk about it but I didn't want to, just in case I offended someone's family. I would much rather be known for the talent than the girl that comes from the suicide town."'

Gatz | 21 August 2008 - 8:03pm

Good for her!

Hope she wins it now - although I have a feeling she will not make it through another round for her honest comments.

Retro Man | 22 August 2008 - 8:55am