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Pensioners - Don't Mess With Them
Posted by Ahh_Bisto on 15 December 2011 - 11:16am.
Two businessmen in Manchester were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be-opened new shop... As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only
a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going
to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
old man walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked,
"What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,"Must be doing well...
Only two left."
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No comment
just that we laughed a lot here at work. Thanks.
Old Sonny
is sadly no longer with us, but he was a regular in my local for years, and despite being around 120 years old. Some of his gems:
Sonny: "Hear you have bought a shop Geach".
Me: "I have that Sonny. It had better work out or I will be begging in the streets".
S: "Look on the bright side... you have got the right clothes to do that".
Another, in the bar after a game of golf (nine holes) with him.
Sonny: I studied you today. You know what your problem with your driving is"?
Me: "Go on Sonny, enlighten me".
S: "You stand to close to the ball" ***pause*** "after you have hit it".
Another golf one from Sonny. Playing with Big Phil when it started to rain sideways.
Big Phil: "Sonny, tell me. What am I doing here getting soaked in this wilderness when I could be at home with Debbie, being jerked of with one hand while she feeds me grapes with the other".
Sonny: "Know what you mean. I usually ask her to go easy on the grapes. Gimmee heartburn they do".