One man's struggle to vote in the Brit Awards

At the end of last year I got an invitation to vote in the Brit awards. They were seeking to extend their franchise beyond the usual record companies and music publishers. So I fired up the on-line voting form, registered and applied myself to thinking who I thought was the best British male or the Breakthrough Act of the year.

Ten minutes later, unable to think of anyone at all to vote for, I logged off. Part of the problem was the nationality thing. It's not that I'm incapable of a bit of jingoism. But music's such an international activity nowadays, and not just as regards either shore of the Atlantic, that I genuinely don't think about it very much. And how British can Robbie Williams or even Richard Thompson be, seeing as they live in Los Angeles? Similarly how "international" can Kylie be, when she lives and works here?

Then there's the fact that you know who's going to get nominated, regardless of what you say. I'm not holding any particular torch for the Rolling Stones but in the year that saw them tour Britain as the biggest live attraction in the world, don't they deserve mention in the Best British Live Act alongside the Klaxons, Muse and the Kaiser Chiefs? I don't mind a bit of Mika but I'm not going to pretend he's the Best British Male. I'm not prepared to make the same claim about any of the other candidates either. Having looked at the short list they've arrived at I'm pleased I didn't vote. At least I won't be one of the people who has to take the blame for Adele winning the Critics' Choice award.

Would you have filled it in with any more alacrity?

They're the Brits...

do they really matter?

eddie g | 18 January 2008 - 3:53pm

Adele

I literally have no idea who she is. Is she any good? Am I supposed to like her?

Fraser Lewry | 18 January 2008 - 3:57pm

someone's not been paying attention

in class, Master Lewry. Write 100 times "I should know who the next big thing is"

and yes you are supposed to like her. I've no idea what she sounds like so i can't comment.

Riccardo Gargiulo | 18 January 2008 - 4:07pm

I'm confused...

I thought Duffy was the next big thing.

I can't keep up with this from the other side of the world!!!

theblindstagger | 20 January 2008 - 2:00am

I'm with Fraser on this

I seem to have been hearing about her for weeks without actually hearing anything by her. And she's getting a Brit award already ?

Simon Hoyle | 18 January 2008 - 4:09pm

Me too

NFI as we say. Is she any good? I naturally assume not as she seems to have been hyped in from nowhere.

Twangothan | 19 January 2008 - 4:08pm

Read the magazine you work for

She's on page 25/26, fact fans.

Richard Lowe | 18 January 2008 - 5:41pm

Oh...

That Adele...

Fraser Lewry | 18 January 2008 - 5:44pm

That‘s The Word for you

Bravely impervious to the hype. Except when they're not.

Richard Lowe | 18 January 2008 - 5:47pm

Adele

Well, she's "Critics Choice" so you've been warned.

David Hepworth | 18 January 2008 - 4:05pm

She's in your magazine

You're part of the process.
Is that high horse feeling a touch uncomfortable?

Richard Lowe | 18 January 2008 - 6:11pm

If we got rid of all the things I didn't like...

...we could save the rain forest.

David Hepworth | 18 January 2008 - 6:18pm

Rain forests are as over-rated as Adele . . .

Pavements. That's what we need more of. Let's all knuckle down and chase them.

Richard Lowe | 18 January 2008 - 6:27pm

It ended on an oily stage

a best british band list that doesn't include British Sea Power clearly has left the path of wisdom or am I being too literal ?

Chris G | 18 January 2008 - 4:55pm

Think

you've probably preserved your status as a connoisseur of all things musical, though you could argue that when they don't ask outside of the box, how is anything going to change? Trouble is, are there enough Mr. Hepworth's out there to affect such a change if they did, and as someone else said, do we care?

Is is time for, gulp, The Word Awards? Categories to include;

Survivor of 3 Word Covers Award.
Best HORA line of 2007.
Most imaginative Wiki-Prog Band.
Shyest Rock Virgin.
Most embarassing Randomizer.
Best career artist (20+ years, 10+ albums, minimum 2 critical career dips)

P.S. No chance you could have just asked to compere, and if so, who would have been your Sam Fox?

Oeufman | 18 January 2008 - 4:36pm

Adele hoo haa

This "critics choice idea" almost seems like they saying "well we are bored with last year's acts let's include next years stars a year early" It's the sort of accounting that got Enron in trouble

Chris G | 18 January 2008 - 4:58pm

Me too

I have never knowingly heard Adele.
Where would one be likely to hear her works being played?
Any Word awards should include last week's
"one man's sloop is another man's junk"

Paul | 18 January 2008 - 5:00pm

After my grumpy post

....I thought I should at least have a listen - here's her myspace site http://www.myspace.com/adelelondon - pleasant enough. Nothing special. Sort of reminds me of whatsername who did "Idaho" on the Word Cd.

Twangothan | 19 January 2008 - 6:47pm

Just ignore them

Just ignore them.
They're silly.
Always have been and always will be.
Nobody with an ounce of sense or taste has ever given a toss about music industry awards.

Richard Lowe | 18 January 2008 - 5:36pm

Brit award nonsense

David, the fact that you were invited to participate - does that mean you are accepted in circles we can only dream about? Are you now an 'A' list celebrity?

Thank god you didnt play their game.

Actually, I have no interest in liking anything the vast majority of people like in this country - we are so dumbed down (for want of a better expression) that it is laughable.Interesting comments about Richard Thompson though, dont you think he has become more English since he left these shores as opposed to say Elvis Costello who has become more American?

Steve Turner | 18 January 2008 - 5:47pm

Expatriates for the english, sorry, Brits....

Best british female? Is it Kylie or Madonna?
Best british male? Bryan Adams (aaargh) or Neil Finn?
Blahblahblah, it's all rubbish, all this categorising. It's as bad as folk or blues or rock or r'n'b or, fer chrissake, urban. Or MOBO, while we're at it......
I remember when the pretty Things were R'n'B. I blame Emperor Rosko.

Retropath2 | 18 January 2008 - 6:09pm

A live vote?

I thought they'd stopped all that sort of thing, or is it going to be by show of hands at the party?

skirky | 18 January 2008 - 6:38pm

Christ, mate,

you did the right thing, no question.

Vulpes Vulpes | 18 January 2008 - 6:57pm

Best album

Take That are nominated for best album for this years Brits and the album was released in 2006. What's the cutoff date? Surely it should have been 2007 albums only?

Steve Hill | 19 January 2008 - 9:56am

You beat me to it Steve..

I'm sure I've already seen some award ceremony where Take That one awards and that Shine song played (I think I remember it because it's the only time I've heard it.) The Brits have always had some strange cut off dates and qualification periods.

It's seems very strange to put Leona Lewis into a shortlist with Arctic Monkeys. Just let the whole think pass you by. Isn't that the best thing about the ipod and the internet and the modern world in general? You can go through life without ever hearing commercial radio or Saturday night reality TV.

Paul Chandler | 19 January 2008 - 1:15pm

I'm going to...

...stick up for Adele a bit here. I've only heard a couple of her songs (she gets played on Radio 1 and 6Music I know, and possibly Radio 2), and she's not bad. Granted, she's being given an amount of press disproportionate to her talent, but that's hardly her fault. If critics want to spot the "next big thing" by jumping on this Estuary English bandwagon (containing Kate Nash, Jack Penate et al), so be it.

She's not the future of music, I doubt she'll be around making groundbreaking albums in five years time, but give the girl a break. She's 19, she's got a decent voice, sings OK songs and, at the risk of sounding like a Grumpy Old Man(TM), she's better than most of the rubbish that's in the charts.

With regards to the Brits, they're a load of tossycock as everyone knows, but it's still good to see artists like Richard Hawley and the Arcade Fire get a mention. Point taken about the Rolling Stones though. Normally I'd argue it's because they've been around since the dawn of time, but it seems odd they've been ignored when the Eagles have two nominations. Maybe it's because the Stones didn't put out anything new in 2007.

David asks who you think deserves to be nominated, but it's the Brits, would you actually want your favourite artist to be recognised in such a way?

Joe R | 19 January 2008 - 11:03am

I'm truly amazed

that everybody appears to care so much about this ridiculously meaningless 'Brit' thing. I've never watched it or paid any attention to it. Or the Mercury's either for that matter.

eddie g | 19 January 2008 - 11:04am