Once again, it's time to D.I.S.C.O.
There's a choice of activities now:
Those of you who've finished their GCSEs can choose now:
*if you've brought a board game then play with it quietly.
* The rest of you can follow me to the *FRIDAY AFTERNOON DISCO*.
Testing the speakers with this old favourite from those ker-razy guys in the geography department.
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Doors open early!
"Two...two...two"
New arrivals
Put your books in the corner.
Er, Selina...
...have you been home and changed? Has your mother approved that skirt?
Woodpecker
Don't tell Mr Hepworth but I've got nearly 2 litres of flat Woodpeckers left over from the Easter Leaver's Disco under my Ian McCulloch coat. Boys toilets in 20 minutes and bring a plastic cup.
Make mine a Clan Dew and Tizer
Now this is *real* music
Frank Beard in 'has beard' shocker...
Selina's role model
Can we put this one on please
And we're going to be talking about this one...
...in Health Education next week.
Cleaned your teeth? Time for a slow snogger!
Who remembers this one?
I'll sit this one out. It's my back, you see...
Anyone brought any talcum powder?
No, just banana skins, I'm afraid
.
Just come from Latin detention -
in time for the sine qua non of disco tracks
Something smells funny
You smell of peppermints.
Now that's what I call. . .
trousers!
Who doesn't love this one?
Paging Mark Vidler
Same chord sequence as Bozo the Clown's "Madame George".
Sorry. Where were we? Ah, yes. Here:
Can anybody feel anything yet?
Hey, don't bogart that joint, Tyldsley!
Something for the stoners
Wowza
Look at those Rad curtains in the background
It really doesn't get any better than that...
does it?
nicked this from my sister's room
got to get it back before she finds it's missing
Can anybody feel anything yet?
I think I can. That fire extinguisher looks a lot redder than it did before.
Make room, I'm strutting onto the floor...
Quality gear, this
Canary Islands bananas. Ny brother said they were the strongest.
Nicodemus!
Dance *nicely*, please.
Playing the imaginary bass...
.. to "Good Times" now, Mr. H.
You play rhythm guitar if you like...
Boys will be boys, let them have their toys...
"La da di da"
"He's the greatest dancer..."
Oh, yes, I can definitely feel something now.
Back in five minutes
I'm off round the back of the cricket pavilion with that Mary from the Upper 5th
Gordon, are you sure?
As long as that?
curse your nimble fingers,
mr h...
five minutes?
has she got ciggies AS WELL?!??
LOOK! The rockers have arrived..
.. betcha there's gonna be a fight!!!
Boys, boys, boys
I know it's Friday afternoon, and you're all very excited, but you're going to have to keep the noise down.
Miss Fitch is in the staff-room with a migraine, I've just found an empty bottle of cider in the girls' changing room (Hepworth?!?), and someone has thrown up in one of the school orchestra's tubas.
If you can't keep the volume at a reasonable level, and behave yourselves, I'll have no alternative but to close things early. I don't want to call your parents.
You have been warned.
Actual picture of Fraser
He used to be a Desert Rat, you know.
sex cymbal?
sex cymbal
Nice
sorry I'm late
I had use the special need minibus to collect the lights
The drama tech says we can use his rig
We’ve got a mirror ball
And some more cool lights
Shake Your Bootys
Go Home Productions - Velvet Sugar
Pump up the doorbell
Oy DJ
I think your playing the one your cueing and the one playing through the pa!
Can we get away with this?
Teaching staff xmas party
Given the hot playground gossip story this week
How about “Shoul” Man by Sham & Dave
Late as usual...
But you are going to dance and have some fun...
TUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNeeee!!!
top one ! best one hit wonders ever offical
This one's for young Islington...
it's a 2 for 1 special...get stomping in those platforms...
On the strictly statistical grounds of great records made...
...I say Sweet were better than Radiohead.
we use to
the pub quiz with their drummer
Great B Sides too
And 'Turn It Down' is a hidden gem.
Sweet F A
rocks, too.
I never knew Syd Little played with James Last
One for the geography teachers
No we haven't got anything about oxbow lakes - but will this do.
I think this a stone cold classic ya can dance to
Bugger me
Keith Richards in specs!
Good God...
.. all these tracks are brill.
Would make a great cd!!!
It's your last chance to...
... ask that cute chick out. Here's the slow set:
How are you getting on?
Get out of those seats
you know the moves
Low funk quotient
Sorted
sorry i'm late
got called back in for detention
No, I'm not playing Axel F again ....
As half of Europe seems to be chanting this at the moment:
Na Na Na
Modern indie classic skip the intro
if ya playing out to a club
last two before I scoot
Hey Hey
who brought their kid brother
Lads!
I've told you before, and I'm not going to tell you again.
KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!
What's that, Nicodemus? Perhaps you'd like to come up here and say that again so that the whole class can hear?
No?
Thought so.
All I said was...
Crank, Sir. Look below....
My Mum will be collecting me soon...
.. lets crank it up a notch...
Nice of you to join us Michael
Mr Peel in the music dept wants these played
OK last one to nod their head to this is the winner
any one who get's lucky should try
taking he up the country park
or just watch all of gregory's girl on you tube
Confusion reigns
I was trying to work out the Cockney Rhyming slang, then looked at the video
You Boy/ Stop Showing Off!
Caroline Digby-Pratt
said she'd be here this afternoon, but I think she's stood me up.
Got any of those banana skins left Archie? I'm going to get totalled.
I dried them but. . .
Bryer spilled Strongbow all over them so they're a bit soggy. But you're welcome to try. I think I can feel something anyway.
OK, last few tunes now
The caretaker says we have to close up soon.
I have to go home now...
... what a great disco.
I'll exit with this:
See ya'all at assembly on Monday...
I'm locking up now
If there's anyone snogging in the cloakroom they'll be doing it all weekend.
Yes, I can definitely feel something now
Hello?
Hello?