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On Line Poker...rigged?

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What's the deal with On line Poker. I've played on various sites for about 8 years now,and one of the constant moans in the subsidiary chat that goes with the game, is that certain sites are at best slightly rigged at worst openly fraudulent.

One of the things I was taught by my elders and betters when playing "real poker" is you get a bad beat, you just deal with it. and you don't bleat and moan.

Are these moans just the squeals of loser or am I in fact the sucker?*

Does any one have the real juice?

* "if after twenty minutes at the table you cant work out who the sucker is...its you"

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I've never played...

But it's always struck me that unlike real-world poker, where there are fifty-two cards and the order of release is strictly down to the shuffle, online it must be based on an algorithm. And I'd have thought that an algorithm can be tweaked to favour the house.

Bear in mind, however, that I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.

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Fraser Lewry | 10 February 2012 - 12:48am

Like Fraser...

...I'm out of my comfort zone here. However, in the same way that a 'girl' in a chat room purports to bubbly, curvacious and after a good time but is really a bricklayer from Leeds, so a poker table appearing to be occupied by 6 random players has actually got 5 ringers sat around it, + 1. You.

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John Medd | 10 February 2012 - 1:29am

Ah but

She could be both,

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Thomas the Rhymer | 10 February 2012 - 8:29pm

new

I used to play them and I think that they are rigged.

The amount of times I was beaten by a someone filling a house on the last card was too many to be regarded as unlucky.

Bwin was the worst I came across.

I wouldn't touch them with a bargepole now.

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paintyface | 10 February 2012 - 12:57am

All I know is that...

...I have a nephew who doesn't have to work for a living, he just sits down in front of his computer a few times a month and makes a very good living out of beating strangers from all over the world at poker.
So he's definitely not complaining.

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Locust | 10 February 2012 - 1:01am

Interesting...

My sister's mate makes his living that way as well. As I'm always looking for a bit more part time work, preferably from home, he's offered to teach me his "system". I'm intrigued, but I'm going to keep well away, I never gamble.

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Hannah | 10 February 2012 - 1:46am

To him it's like work

He's not a gambler, and he's very sensible about it all.
He has fixed limits, everything he earns above his upper limit is taken out and put in a bank account, and if he has an unlucky night he stops playing before he reaches his lower limit.
He's good at poker and he's done it for a long time, but he's not all that keen on playing. He doesn't play often, for him practise makes him worse because he then gets bored with the game.
He's saving to buy his first flat, and is well on his way.
I don't think you can make a living out of poker (online or IRL) if you are a gambler, you can win a lot but then you will always lose a lot as well, because you can't be smart about when to stop.

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Locust | 10 February 2012 - 6:17pm

I have a friend...

...who makes his living from online poker and employs others to work for him, too. Lovely wife and three kids, huge pile of bricks in leafy Kent, big motor etc. And hes no spiv, but a really clever, very nice fellow who, for as long as I've known him, way back when he had a proper job, was always in to gambling.

Gambling is one vice I never got. Even spent three days in Vegas without gambling a single red cent.

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pocket.calculator | 10 February 2012 - 8:37pm

Think this belongs

in the 'Dumb Questions' thread.

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ianess | 10 February 2012 - 2:05am

Good call

(:

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Lunaman | 10 February 2012 - 8:30am

Really?

People go on line and play cards with a website, then, amazingly, they lose and hand over real money. There really is one born every minute. It seems so transparently obvious to me that you're going to get kippered it surprises me anyone ever tries it. And as for the guy who makes a good living, this is the oldest trick in the book to draw more suckers in. "look!! He juut won loads!" Kching!

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Twangothan | 10 February 2012 - 9:07am

Just wondering - how would a poker site rig the game

in its favour? I know next to nothing about poker so this may be a really dumb question, but I thought all the "house" kept was a % of each pot. Are the site putting up dummy hands which then take the pot?

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fortuneight | 10 February 2012 - 9:46am

Online poker

and other betting sites--like casinos--are heavily regulated. They'd be shut down if they weren't operating transparently.

What's more likely is online poker companies using bots to fill tables.

A colleague of mine used to play, but he'd only play very late on Friday and Saturday nights--he said a lot of the other players had come back from the pub drunk and that gave him an edge.

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Brookster | 10 February 2012 - 9:54am

Being regulated

Doesn't this mean that if the law says they can make 30% profit - as long as the books say they are making 30% then they are operating within the law?

Which punters win/lose doesn't really matter -does it?

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Lunaman | 14 February 2012 - 6:45pm

More sophisticated than that

Regulation isn't limited to level of profits. There are strict rules about algorithms and stuff.

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Merv | 14 February 2012 - 6:56pm

Thanks for the info

I still remain a doubter as far as punters winning too much.

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Lunaman | 21 February 2012 - 7:28pm

Ho hum

i spent quite a few year working on the fringes of gambling industries and you'd surprised how regulated they are. Most poker sites worth their salt actively try to push inexperienced players to games with players of similar experience - their worst case scenario is to get a user on their site who gets reamed on their first game and never comes back. Also, most sites take a cut of the pot so the idea of favouring the house is redundant (unless you are playing the house - roulette, blackjack etc).

Also, the point about 52 cards and shuffling etc is redundant. Most actual casinos run 3+ deck shoes and auto shuffle after each hand to stop card counters (which is surprising easy to do) so the randomness actually favours the less experienced players.

In all probability, if you are cleaned out on a poker site, it is most likely by a better, more experienced player. Thems the facts. I mean, if you were down the pub and you'd just beaten someone on the pool table 3 times in a row and he asked you did you want to 'Make it interesting?', you wouldn't start chucking fifties down yet people do exactly that all the time online!

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Vent My Spleen | 10 February 2012 - 10:10am

Used to work

with one of the blokes who started 888.com. I think he owns an island now.

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James EB | 10 February 2012 - 8:41pm

I used to have a couple of online poker companies as clients

And they were completely legit. One of them did tell me, however, that 95% of people who pay online poker lose money, so you can see why there's a lot of noise about it being 'fixed'!

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Merv | 10 February 2012 - 10:09pm

Let's count the ways...

The algorithms are most likely random - the company will get paid only if you play. They don't want to put you off with bad beats.

Of course if you played on UltimateBet you might previously have found yourself playing against their employees who could see what cards you had. And if you were playing on Full Tilt you aren't getting your deposit back because that was embezzled by the proffesional players running the company.

If you are playing on a site that had an American presence the site won't be paying back those players quickly because they knowingly transferred cash in a way illegal in the states.

Still, if you are just playing for small stakes the site you are on is probably secure. But you might be playing at a table with groups of players discussing each others hands through instant messenger.

Certainly you'll be playing against someone who is playing on a dozen other tables and can look up every hand you have played with specialist software. They won't need to take risks or play optimally against you because they'll get money back from the site for playing so regularly 9not that this is cheating).

Fortunately I'm so bad at poker that none of these make a difference...

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NB75 | 14 February 2012 - 7:51pm

Pucker poker

Up until I stopped playing a couple of years ago, I used to play ridiculous hours of online poker, purely because I knew in the long run, I was making some money out of it. Over 5 years, I made £18K; a spreadsheet was kept of all games played and I have no reason to exaggerate or make it up. A few of us were into it, one of them still is, and we all did loads of research, hand analysis etc to convince ourselves that in most cases, most of the sites and games are totally pucker. The biggest "cheat" you came across were players in one game colluding offline or one player somehow managing to dodge the IP checks by playing two seats at one table. All the big sites have invested a ton of money into preventing this from happening. Their business relies on the trustworthiness of their site and everything about it.

However, for players, it's long, unpredictable hours, the bad beats really can piss you off and, well, it's a bit sad isn't it?

I might have less spending money now but I'm very glad to be free of a worrying addiction and lots of very very late nights.

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lefthand | 14 February 2012 - 8:21pm
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