Entertainment For Lively Minds
Oh come on. Is this what I pay my TV licence fee for...
Settling down for the evening, expecting some intelligent programming on BBC HD at 8pm - Lark Rise To Candleford if you must know - and what do we have instead? Only blooming Lambing Live.
Why oh why BBC do we have to endure this muck. The sight of newborn baby white fluffy things is simply not good telly (ahhh...). I was so shocked and disgusted at the sight of that dowdy Miss Kate Humble testing the fertility prospects of the "tups" at market by feeling their *cough* testicles that I had to switch off and take a cold shower.
I had since watched the shameful episode several times on iPlayer and the revulsion I have for the wanton hussy has not abated. Indeed I may request a refund on my licence fee. See if you agree with me dear friends. For surfers of the interweb this will only work within the confines of the British Isles. About 19 minutes in. Keep away from children and small dogs.
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I'm outraged!
At least, I would be if I was currently a licence-fee payer!
It is almost a blessing that I can't get the iPlayer down here in NZ, although I may have to see whether the programme is available via the torrent sites. Just to confirm how horribly disgusting it all was, of course.
Lambing, New Zealand;
It's too easy...
It's an open goal.......
Tap it in Sam!
Celebrity bollock fondling
pretty much standard BBC saturday night fare
Lambing Live?
Is this George Lamb's new chat show?
I thought it was good public broadcast television
I counted 18 and fell straight to sleep...........
Calm down Beany
Not good to get too excited at your newly advanced age...
Have you saved this on the same video as Rebecca Loos "pleasuring" that pig from a few years ago?
That Humble, all sweet innocence and chunky sweaters. Should be banned.
Coming soon...
Meerkat Mingers
Bunny Bordello
Hamster Hareem
BBC Statement
"Due to the financial cutbacks at the BBC we have decided to create a new Sunday show on BBC2 for the prime-time 8pm slot combining the best of the unique talents of Kate Humble and Jeremy Clarkson. We can now go directly to a field somewhere in Devon for....Lamping Live!"
Or...
Culling with Clarkson.
I would pay good money for...
Castrating Clarkson.
Gelding Hammond
a close second
She's welcome to test my fertility prospects
s' long as she warms her hands first.