Oasis bashing
I reckon the band that attracts the most criticism on these pages has to be Oasis. It seems that most people posting are able to drag them in to every discussion as an example of What Is Wrong With Music.
I'm going to nail my colours to the mast here and say I LOVE Oasis.
Possibly this has much to do with me being 16 when they came out and them soundtracking the best years of my life, but I also think that most of the people who say they don't like them are trying to make some kind of statement rather than not actually liking anything they've ever done.
Here's what I think for anyone who's interested.
1) They don't sound like the Beatles
2) Accusations of plagiarism are rich coming from a board whose members are so (rightly) fond of Led Zep, Dylan, blues etc
3) The big singles are just over-played. Listen to Gas Panic, Shakermaker, Slide Away, Sad Song or Roll It Over instead.
4) Is there any Oasis album that is entirely without merit? I'd argue not, but then I quite like Be Here Now and Standing On The Shoulder of Giants
5) Liam is the best white soul singer alive today.
I eagerly await my kicking.
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Right...
I must say that I'm glad to see someone defending them. I was beginning to think that all Word readers were, rather boringly, united in their loathing for this band.
However. I think their entire output is pretty damn poor. I could go on and on, but I'll try and whittle it down to ten points:
1. No, they don't sound like The Beatles; in which case it would be very refreshing to hear them stop trying to.
2. Many of their songs have approximately two minutes' worth of material but they insist on padding them out to three times that. All Around The World is a good example of a song that simply refuses to end, despite that fact that, in an ideal world, it never would have started.
3. The only half decent song that they have ever come out with is Don't Look Back In Anger. This is despite the fact that the intro is nicked from Gene Clark's From A Silver Phial; the title is a highly self conscious attempt to reference Bob Dylan, David Bowie and John Osborne; and that the very clever lyric about brains going to your head is supposedly from an unreleased John Lennon song.
4. They came along at the right time, being the perfect noisy antidote to bands like Take That and perma-Number One dross like Wet Wet Wet. However, just like Quentin Tarantino in the world of cinema, being slightly more interesting than total rubbish doesn't equate with genius. As both proved by being unable to progress in their respective genres.
5. Wonderwall is meaningless nonsense. In a bad way.
6. Live Forever, although being the one song (one song! In fifteen years!) that fans defend, is pretty awful too.
7. Their lyrics rank with some of the most trite and awful in the world of rock/pop. Someone should release little Oasis fridge lyrics: you have to construct a song out of words such as okay, anyway, shine, mind, slide, today, way, forever and better.
8. In Annie Hall, Woody Allen equates his relationship with Diane Keaton with a shark: it has to keep moving or die. Oasis were a dead shark after one album.
9. Their heroes The Beatles went from "she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah" to "turn off your mind, relax and float downstream" in about three years. Oasis have been around for approximately twice as long as The Beatles were and have failed to move on from where they started. Apologies to the music journalist that I borrowed this point from.
10. Have you ever heard She's Electric?
Interesting.....
1. I prefer their version of I Am The Walrus.
2. I agree with this point a bit but I like it when some of their songs go on.
3. I absolutely loathe Don't Look Back In Anger, unless I am watching them live in which case I love bellowing along to it.
4. That's just bollocks - there were plently of bands that could have been bigger than them. No other band had the swagger, the tunes and the noise. We were all bored shitless by the unspeakable horror of dastardly acts such as Pearl Jam and wanted some excitement, attitude and songs with tunes.
5. Wonderwall is overplayed but it meant the world to me and my then girlfriend. I don't think "I don't believe that anyone feels the way I do about you now" is meaningless. I think it's lovely.
6. Are you quite sure that their fans only defend Live Forever? It is great though.
7. I think their lyrics are under-rated. "While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away" is a great line.
8) That's just lazy. Morning Glory sounds nothing like Definitely Maybe. Be Here Now sounds nothing like Morning Glory. SOTSOG sounds nothing like Be Here Now. Heathen Chemistry sounds nothing like SOTSOG. Don't Believe The Truth sounds nothing like Heathen Chemistry. I could go on. Oh, I just have.
9) The Beatles may have gone from She Loves You to Strawberry Fields but they also ended up at Maxwell's Silver Hammer and Octopus' Garden.
10) Have you never heard Bonehead's Bank Holiday?!
I tend to sound a bit pompous
when I talk abut Oasis, sorry. Ultimately, it's each to their own, of course.
Don't worry about it
you should still check out Bonehead's Bank Holiday.
Any band that can produce the lyrics "She was with a girl who had a face like a nun in pain" surely can't be all bad.
More for the fridge
Re. point 7: surely 'fade away' needs to be in there, too...
Darn tootin'
My mistake. You'd need to have multiple 'away's so you could rhyme 'slide away' with 'fade away' and then 'you know it's gonna be okay' with maybe a 'better day' in there somewhere too.
up to eleven
There first two albums played at every party i went to for several years and so ihave soft spot for them. However I've seen them live 3 times and they were rubbish, there's a moment when sarky distain for the crowd turns to just abuse, they norammly just play loud all the way through with no nuisance.
I do find Noel entertaining when he's interviewed, but there are a lot more interesting bands still making good records, one half interesting song per album is poor.
Basically they stopped being interesting the moment they started having helicopters in their videos.
this may be useful rule for most bands!
One of the other good points about Oasis
Is that they're not Muse
oooh yes
Now there IS an overrated band (Says father of huge Muse fan who is painfully familiar with their output)
good points there, Chris
I'm still fond of them but that's purely due to albums 1 and 2 and the Masterplan B-sides. I have all the later ones as well, but, in a similar manner to The Stones, there's the Purple Patch (Beggars Banquet, Exile et al) albums and there's 'the others' which we buy or listen to in some hope that it'll live up to past glories, but they never do.
So I see a lot of Lucas' points and frankly i can't disagree; it is a case of each to their own. But a lot of the charges he levels against Oasis, such as the shite lyrics can be equally charged at any amount of bands, but others seem to get away with it. I mean, could somebody please tell me what the frig 'Temptation' by New Order is about? Do we have one rule for one Manc band and another rule for the others? It's not New Order bashing, but not *all* pop music is going to have Dylanesque lyrics, and I for one consider that to be a good thing.
As for the 'Beatles progressed from x to y'...that's quite quite true, but if anybody fancies a trip to the 'What If' parallel universe, I'll wager that if the Beatles had arrived onto the cultural consciousness in 1993/94, they'd not have progressed in the same way. Look at Ryan Adams; he's the only one who appears to have the same level of productivity as the Beatles had (in terms of his one album a year, it seems!) but now his releases are *largely* ignored; the market has changed and even in the 90's the landscape was changing such that any act with a decent following had their releases held back until there was momentum to demand the next LP.
Comparisons, in other words, between the Beatles and Oasis by either Oasis, their fans or indeed their detractors are not helpful to the 'argument'.
Ryan
Adams recently went top ten in the US.
I imagine he wishes he could be 'largely ignored' like that every day.
Ivan mate, you're missing the point re the John Lennon Four; all we've ever heard from Oasis is how much they would like to be The Beatles . We've endured god-awful video pastiche (yellow Submarine animation, anyone?) from them and to cap it all, the mouthy one named his son after someone who had more musical talent in his little finger than the entire quotient of Oasis line-ups. You don't have to like Lennonor Oasis to agree with that. If Quoasis can spend (waste?) a entire musical career comparing themselves to The Beatles, I think they've probably set themselves up for that particular fall?
As for the original post, yes, they do seem to be universally disliked, don't they? Have you considered that there may be a reason for that?
Universally disliked?
Even today their album and ticket sales tell a different story. And even if the record sales have dropped, they're still a huge live act.
For me the huge disappointment with Oasis came from realizing that they weren't ever going to progress like The Beatles, that the first two albums were just about as good as it was going to get.
But when those albums came out it was genuinely exciting, and unlike anything else I've ever felt part of. To walk down Camden High Street and hear different Oasis tracks coming out of every shop doorway was extraordinary, and yet fairly typical of the times.
I don't think there's been a band in my lifetime that captured the imagination of so many people, dominating the cultural landscape in the way that they did. And, like it or not, they're probably the only band to do this since... The Beatles.
Having said that, I feel no desire to listen to their music today. Once something becomes that ubiquitous, it almost ceases to matter.
And there's no denying it all went rapidly downhill after (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
What Fraser said
Spot on
Except to say
I think the rapid downhill business starts earlier than that. Round about the middle of the second album, actually. I believe I mentioned She's Electric.
I always liked the joke about someone ordering Oasis soup in a restaurant: you get a roll with it.
I don't get it
What's wrong with She's Electric?
Well...
I reckon it means virtually nothing, it borrows a chord sequence from While My Guitar Gently Weeps and some of its lyrics from a children's TV show of the seventies.
I don't think the song makes it clear what "electric" is: she is, and can I be too? It uses careless rhymes - sister/missed her/blister - that seem to be there simply because they rhyme. To be honest, it's one of those songs that you either think is unforgivably badly written, or you see no problem with it whatsoever.
Right there:
"I reckon it means virtually nothing".
That, I reckon, is an important point. I'm probably in a minority, but I really don't think rock has to mean anything. To be good it just has to make you feel something. And it doesn't matter in which way it moves you. The fact that it does is enough. And if you get that from She's Electric, that's fine by me.
No, you're right
I love Da Doo Ron Ron . I'm just impossible to please.
Universally disliked
on these here pages, Fraser, until old Crow put his post up...
Fair enough
Apologies for the minor misunderstanding.
point(s) taken Oeuf...
I guess it boils down to perspective. Rightly or wrongly, i've tended to judge the music i like, in the main, on the music itself. Not on the personality of the band, but rather the tunes. The stuff that, in x years time, will (or will not be) remembered when in most cases the media hoop-la, the interviews, and the V-flicking at the cameras has all subsided. *edit - although i'll admit that i'm slightly clouded by the wheres and whens of 1994-5-6*
So, i expressed the opinions on the fondness for, in the main, the first two albums. Sure, les Freres Gallaghers have made no secret of their 'we want to be the Beatles' schtick, but you know what? I don't see it. I really don't. I see lots and lots of bits and pieces nicked from lots and lots of artists in their work and a lot of it does what it's meant to do. Quite admirably. I see nods and stuff towards Beatley numbers, and okay, the Yellow Submarine thing was perhaps a tad more than a 'nod' but that's kinda gone by the wayside now, hasn't it?
so I don't think that the constant Beatle-comparisons are valid. Sure, they (the band) make these pronouncments, but does that mean you have to take them seriously? The pronouncments, i mean, not the band; it's quite obvious none of us are going to do that!
Is it possible, in other words, for people to separate the hatred of the band from their opinions on the music. I have this problem myself with loads of other bands. I find that every time i read something Thom Yorke says, I find it interesting, diverting and articulate. Doesn't stop me thinking his music is a load of pretentious wank though.
But at least i'm judging him on the music.
Hate?
Quote: '...every time i read something Thom Yorke says, I find it interesting, diverting and articulate. Doesn't stop me thinking his music is a load of pretentious wank though.'
A finer summary of Radiohead I've yet to find.
Touche, ivan. I don't hate the Gallaghers; that would presume I think or care about them enough to summon up the energy, but I take your point about divorcing the personalities and hype from the music.
So, for the record, I intensely dislike both; the former for the arrogance, the latter for the mundanity and plod-awful dirgeness of it all.
I'm happy if for others their epiphanic teenage moments were that first blast of Live Forever etc., but that doesn't make them good, as Fraser has far more articulately pointed out. My teenage moments were Motorhead and Def Leppard and once again, for the record, let me say as a result I do not consider either to be 'classic'. Oh, and Fraser, are you seriusly putting Quoasis up there with the likes of the Smiths, Pulp etc. as our finest exponents of the musical craft since The Be Atles? Oh well...
Universally?
There has been some Oasis bashing on this site right enough - but it's a bit of a leap and an assumption to say they seem to be universally disliked here. It's just that a minority have been particularly vocal in their negative view. One could just as easily say Pet Sounds seems to be fairly badly thought of on this site, if you went just by the negative comments that have been expressed here. Personally I have not previously expressed a preference. I do actually think the first two albums are pretty great, also the compilation Masterplan, but I don't like them quite as much as I used to, I admit.
In a "What If...." parallel universe,
where Oasis formed in 1965 and found themselves contemporaries of the Beatles, they'd have been like Marmalade - good enough ersatz moptops to warrant a single CD "Best Of" four decades later, but no more than that.
Which is why the extravagant praise with which they are heaped is a genuine mystery to those of us who weren't in our mid teens at the time they eventually did evolve (in Liam's case, in a non-Darwinian sense, as his intellect still seems to be stuck at about the level of a mud-skipper, fin deep in primordial ooze).
Mudskipper?
www.mudskippers.info
Holy Crap
Christian rock.
Looks that way!
Will you write a review or will I? Certainly not going to listen to it.
Arf
give that man a cigar...
500 words
complete with blow-by-blow account of audience reactions (genuflection, prostrating, wailing and gnashing of teeth) by 6pm, then on to the boozer?
The only thing the Beatles had in common with Oasis...
...was for a while they shared a haircut.

I used to work with a guy who was a big Oasis fan and decided that because they talked about them so much he ought to buy a Beatles album for the first time. He didn't like it much and I guessed correctly what it was that he had bought. This one.
Which is one
I quite like actually.
Yes, But
is it your only Beatles album? I agree with David's point that if you were going to instruct a novice into the ways of the Fab Four you wouldn't pick Let It Be as the starting point. Oh and I too am still buying new Oasis stuff in the hope of [cliche alert] "a return to form"
I can assure you
That as a Beatles/Stones trainspotter I have practically anything of note that was put to tape.
I didn't say it was a starting point I said I liked it !
Starting point for me would probably be Help, maybe.
Runt of the litter. Two Of
Runt of the litter. Two Of Us is nice though.
Reminds me
Of a conversation I overheard between staff members when I was working at a Virgin Megastore. One was talking about Phil Spector; the other asked who he was. The first bloke said, "Oh you know -he's the guy that produced Let It Be ". My heart sank as I realised that, to an entire brainwashed Britpop generation who thought that music began and ended with The Beatles, that was understood to be the peak of Spector's achievements.
Now, Let It Be...Naked. That's an album.
It's Liam I truly loathe.
Noel seems capable of stringing a few words together on occasion, but he's a below average songwriter, and that's being charitable.
The main things that stick in my craw regarding Oasis are the level of hype that surrounds them, and the abrasive, rude, arrogant anti-intellectual posing of their obnoxious "singer".
I used to read interviews with the band, but gave up after repeatedly being left slack jawed and dumbfounded by journalists' uncritical fawning and lack of reproach for Liam's moronic behaviour. I can only put it down to weak journalists being afraid to challenge his affected and exaggerated rejection of anything approaching intelligent debate.
I can understand a 16 year old Chimney's naive admiration of "swagger", but now that you've grown up a bit, surely you can see that Liam's just appropriated Harry Enfield's "Loadsamoney" attitude, without realising that Harry Enfield is a comedian.
I'm sorry Chimney, but your claim that Liam is "the best white soul singer alive today" is laughable. Please tell me you were joking.
I'm afraid not
I love his voice, it's that simple. It just gets me every time. No other singer connects with me like that. It's a personal thing I guess.
I think Liam is the target of a lot of unfair criticism about his intelligence or lack of it. He's funny, surreal and good company. Anyone who can refer to Chris Martin as a plant pot is alright by me.
His comments about the O2 were absolutely spot on too.
To be fair I do have a critical blind spot when it comes to Oasis because they meant so much to me over so many years and have been incidental in some of my best times. My point in this thread is that they don't deserve the abuse they get here. As Lucas Hare points out, it was all Wet Wet Wet when they came out and its easy to forget how exciting they were at the time.
I think it was Mr Hepworth that said on another thread that it's a shame we can't approach new releases thinking that they're giong to be the next Talking Book rather than Conversation Peace and I think that Oasis suffer from that attitude more than most bands.
The only thing that really annoys me about Oasis is what their success meant for British music - symbolised by the cocaine fuelled hubris of Creation records. Sadly, their legacy is best represented by the truly rotten Kasabian.
If you can forget all that stuff they're just a great band who have a lot of great songs. Simple as that.
Fair enough.
When I was 16 the bands that stood out starkly as innovative and different to my ears were King Crimson and Yes, and I know they mean a lot to me.
I reserve the right to have a pop at Liam from time to time though, as I think he's a twat and anyway it's good for my lumbago!
Oddly enough, I love the first Kasabian album, it's a much played pleasure, all angular and riffy.
Harry Enfield, comedian?
Yeah, right.
Each to his own.
Peeps.
I love Oasis
I've got no problems in admitting they changed my life. To be caught up in the whirlwind of their early gigs in 1994 aged 16 was a thrilling introduction into music. I totally agree with the singing crow chap.
After all the bashing
How about a big hug. When are we having the Word Bloggers Pissup?
Oooh
yes, let's. Do you think Oasis might want the gig?
Maybe Noasis
might be up for it if Noel and the boys weren't!
What a good idea!
Cornbury?
I hope it's sooner than the first funeral...
.....cos if it's mine, I'll miss some smashing music.....
(See under: other strands, cross pollenation of.)
oasis
I went to see them in New Cross (at the Venue ?) in early 1994 and I think it was one of the most exciting gigs i've ever seen.
there said it.
I think most of the negativity about them is because they er, sold millions of records. and still do incidentally.
No ChaileyJem
Its not that they sold millions of records, its because some of the millions of records they sold were complete tat.
And I quite like Oasis. At least the first 2 and the best of the rest.
Acquiesce
This came up on shuffle recently, and I'd forgotten that they were Kings of the B side for a while.
Great haircuts too (at times)
"It's because I was a teenager at the time"
is a common defence of music that you like but others don't. Not just on this thread. Am I alone in thinking that this line of thought is given too much importance? I was a teenager from December 1984 to December 1991. I felt at odds with much of the music during that time, and an awful lot of it today still sounds as terrible as it did then.
And...
I was well past my teems when Oasis hit. Yet I still felt the impact.
I don't think we will get agreement here.
Crow likes 'em, some others like some, some people liked more then than they do now and some people never did. Lets accept the differences until some blighter puts up the same post about Coldplop, sorry,'play, which given the abuse usually received, will only be a matter of time.
Coldplay
Already did this a few weeks ago, though it was more of a musing "why are they so disliked?" rather than "I love them, why doesn't anyone else". For the record, I feel the same way about Coldplay and Oasis - they're both alright, no more no less - a few really good songs and a lot of fair to middling stuff.
I find it a bit strange to say...
that it was all Wet Wet Wet before they came out. Is that not a bit like saying that before Arctic Monkeys came around it was all Girls Alound and Norah Jones? In 1994 it was Blur and Suede and the Manics. There is always commercial MOR stuff around. I know it was unusual for a band like them to be No.1, when The Smiths made no.10 in the singles chart, it was a big deal.
I'll tell you what though, the songs are too long. Shave 2 minutes off half of their songs and there albums would be better for it.
Some of my favourites songs are: Gas Panic, Let's All Make Believe, Sad Song, Guess God Thinks I'm Abel
The music or the band?
Several comments here seem to suggest correspondents don't like the music because they don't like the lovely Liam and his modest brother.
Well, I don't like them and I wouldn't go and see them, but I do like their music (up to What's the Story anyway, nosedived after that).
Isn't it possible to separate the music from the artist?
They're not the greatest...
but they are certainly not the worst.
As long as an artist/band makes the music they want to make, not what they think they should (or are told they should) - that's fine by me.
The Beatles comparisons
are not remotely relevant. And let's not forget the way some writers of the nineties would talk of Oasis and the Rolling Stones in the same paragraph (and unforgivably omitting the word "not"). See their god-awful cover of Street Fighting Man for confirmation of the basic mistake on this one.
Oasis weren't the new Beatles, they were a retread of Slade. Which was fine, until they started taking themselves seriously and believing their own bullshit. Which is usually the early sign of death for most bands/writers/politicians etc.
As Lester Bangs said...
"Slade are the new Beatles - unfortunately they're all Ringo" (or words to that effect).
Hats Off To The Chimney
Hats off to The Chimney for mounting a robust defence of a group he loves while knowing full well that the rotten fruit would be raining down from the stalls the minute he pressed the "Post Comment" button.
It's easy to dismiss things with a glib one-liner, much harder to articulate passion and enthusiam, which are, after all, what brings us all here.
As far as Oasis goes I think my take on them is fairly respresentative of most people's: they were a breath of fresh air at the time after years of mewling, uptight grunge and shoegazing. Big loud guitars, half-decent tunes, laddish swagger, gormless decadence. But it soon got stale and boring. And they turned out to be pretty limited. Friends of mine still love them and I have to sit through albums that I find pretty unbearable. But then many would say the same about an evening round at my place.
Heard Roll With It on the radio today. Sounded great.
Good call, Richard.
I'll tip my hat to Noel for smacking the shoegazers in the ear with his Les Paul as he walked on by.
And a fabulous close to this initially fascinating ...
....but ultimately repetitive strand. Much like the band.
Thanks Richard. Thanks Crow.
'Nuff said?
Isnt this a lot of fuss about nothing?
Oasis may have had something with their first album but like with many other acts as soon as the megabucks start coming in the suits want to mould them into a sustainable revenue earner.We then get watered down music, designer rudeness in interviews, brotherly fights that make Tabloid headlines and all the other associated crap. The problem is that the lemming like population of this country believe the hype and play follow the leader.
Personally I though Wonderwall was okay and that was about it. I use 'Was' as that is how I think of them - past tense. If they ever had anything worthwhile to say it was a long time ago.
The only thing you done was yesterday.
Sounds familiar.
Oasis
Well, at least they're not Blur. (Or should I say BLURGH?)
Blurt it out
http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/my-name-churlish#comment-13070
I tried
From a distance (quite a long distance actually) I tried to like Oasis. I have to admit I find their interviews and their shenanigans intermittently amusing, and I like to keep up, so I thought I would try and "get into them". (After all, I managed it with the Allman Bros and Sufjan Stevens - though not Radiohead).
Anyway, I bought the first two Oasis albums. I later bought Masterclass. I watched them on DVD and on TV. I put them on my iPod. Five years later, as a last ditch effort, I bought the greatest hits double album, and put that on my iPod as well. Net result? I still can't recall any single one of their songs. Even now, I was just trying to recall how Wonderwall goes - and I can't. All I can recall is that every song plods, and that they frequently end up on the wrong side of tribute in their songwriting.
So forget the Beatles comparisons. Slade sounds more like it - but even with Slade I can remember half a dozen songs - and I didn't even like them overmuch. If Oasis can't capture a sound or a period, then sorry. Oasis are hype. I wish them well, but they are not for me.
Oasis
And of course Oasis covered Slades's 'Cum On Feel The Noize' sounding more like a Slade tribute band (is there one BTW?).
The Eagles?
My enjoyment of Desperado has always been marred by the Sladey drivel of Out of Control.
Honestly, listen to it.
Out Of Control
No sir - OOC is one tremendous song. Shit, and indeed, kicking rock and roll. Totally out of place, and somehow perfectly placed. Desperado would be only half the album that it is were Out Of Control absent from the track listing.
Let's rock!
(Worth viewing for the 4nr bad hair days)
It's a dirty job but...
My two cents. I first met Liam G in 1994, just as 'Live Forever' was about to be released. He was a superstar in his own head then and had absolute self belief that he was going to be mega-famous. Thanks to his brother's way with a tune, a brilliant manager, a tuned in record company (Creation with support from Sony) and being in the right place at the right time - it happened. At any given time, someone has to be the biggest band. Oasis are absolutely outstanding at being rock 'n' roll stars - they literally cannot do anything else. Long may they run.
Interesting cover version......
I finally took the opportunity to listen to Brad Mehldau's version of Wonderwall, an unusual choice, according to all the reviews I have read of this recording of the jazz pianists 2006 live show. And roundly criticised as an unwelcome pandering to the young and trendy (showing how much they know!)So what is it like? well, a bit like Ramsay Lewis' In Crowd, as graced all those Barry Norman Film Whatever programmes. Pleasant enough and a bit dull was my verdict. Why, however, remains unanswered, with a hint of the famous comments made about dogs on hind legs coming to mind.
pedants corner
achewally the Barry Norman Film programme's theme music was "I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free" by the Billy Taylor Trio
there is also a rather splendid version by Nina Simone
Thanks Riccardo
I had always laboured under that misapprehension, being confused when I downloaded In Crowd and found it somewhat different. Now where can I find Billy Taylor?
the usual suspects
iTunes have it 79 of your British pence - the album for £7.99
the actual atifact appears more tricky to come by.