Nothing dates like tech
"Zoolander" was on TV again last night. It's always worth watching, even if only for ten minutes. It was made in 2001 but, thanks to product placement, it's already starting to look as dated as "Wayne's World". Every time I see Jerry Stiller as Maury Ballstein in his office ("You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.") I can't take my eyes off the green translucent iMac that's sitting on his desk. Even an abacus wouldn't look quite so out of place in the headquarters of a Manhattan model agency as this does.
And then I'm working my way through "Seinfeld" again and I know this is years ago - let's say early 90s - but my gaze is always drawn to that tiny Mac Classic (or is it an SE?) he keeps in the far corner of his apartment. I say "keeps" because I've never seen him actually use it. Maybe TV producers will realise that tech is something there's no point trying to keep up with and just act as if it never happened. After all, most TV sitcoms ignored the invention of the TV.
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As with PC's it fun to watch
the shrinking of the mobile phone through the years.
From the shoeboxes used in the eighties to the present where you could lose your phone through a hole in your pocket if you're not careful.
Very True
Been Watching "Millennium" a lot recently. The Frank Black Character's super advanced computer system looks incredibly dated.The series was made,What,ten years ago ?.The dail-up modem alaways raises a smile as Frank tries to stop evil in all its forms but has to wait for a connection.
i'm still using a ruby iMac,
i'm still using a ruby iMac, she's a little slow, but somehow my new broadband internet connection is pretty fast [and i've only recently changed from dial-up so, anything seems faster] faster than my Dad how has a lovley new iMac, but takes longer to load up pages.
My favourite is still. . .
2001: A Space Odyssey. Seven years ago, dressed in our crimplene Mao suits, we'd built a ritzy anti-gravity space station and colonised the Moon - but there were no mobiles so we still had to find a phone box.
It's worth checking out...
"Where's My Jetpack?: A Guide to the Amazing Science Fiction Future That Never Arrived" by by Daniel H. Wilson which covers exactly this topic.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wheres-My-Jetpack-Amazing-Science/dp/1596911360
Starsky & Hutch TV Version
I know the show is 30 years old but I was watching an episode recently (don't ask me why!) and after they solved that weeks case they went to a bar to relax and wrap events up. They sat and watched fascinated as someone played "Pong." I laughed but gee it made me feel old.
Off at a tangent here
I could never understand why Huggy Bear wasn't assassinated by criminals. He appeared to be the only informant in the whole city. Surely they realised this man was a supergrass and that S&H would never solve a case without his information.
Losing the plot
I seem to remember some scriptwriter talking about how modern technology has ruined one of the most crucial and most-used plot devices. In a lot of dramas, thrillers etc. the plot hinges on people not being able to contact other people. And of course these days that scenario can only happen in the most far-fetched circumstances.
Still got an Mac classic in the loft. And - rarity of rarities - an Apple printer (they only made them for a couple of years I think). Not a Mac geek by the way. Just too idle to take them to the tip.
Out of contact
I remember when "The Blair Witch Project" came out in 1999, they said that they’d had to set it five years earlier to make it seem plausible that none of the three had a mobile phone.
I'd love them to do a retro "24" where Kiefer Sutherland has to use phone boxes and they can’t just 're-task the satellites' at the push of a button.
I'd love to see that 24 as well...
but only if the phones in CTU were oldskool Bakelite and Chloe would answer as if it was actually an Import/Export company...
There is
somewhere on YouTube [I can't access from work] a spoof 24 pilot set in the early 90's were it's all pagers, faxes, phone boxes and dial up connections...
24
The first couple of series of this took place in a curious time pocket: when mobile phones were all the rage, but Americans had not yet mastered text messages; whereas we'd been doing it for about four years. There were countless moments when Jack Bauer could have easily sent a little surreptitious text, when a phone call was out of the question.
Technology completely changes the rules of drama. I was in a production of Romeo and Juliet some years back, and the director was doing it all modern. She suggested that instead of the fatal letter not being delivered to Romeo, Friar Lawrence could maybe just not get a signal and be unable to text him. Thank God she was persuaded otherwise. If characters in that play are able to use text messages, the whole premise of the tragic ending falls apart. It'd be like When A Stranger Calls with caller ID. Which reminds me...
Microserfs
I recently re-read Dougals Coupland's Microsferfs, largely because I thought it would be amusing to read something which captured late 90s zeitgeist and was based in the world of cutting-edge computing. (The story is set among a group of ex-Microsoft employees who have quit to start up their own games company.)
What I found, and not with any surprise, is that Coupand's sentimental take on the family and friendship is the real theme of the book. What did amuse me was a description of a long meeting where the gamesters have to decide whether or not their new invention is going to have sound!
I grew up with the ZXSpectrum 48K
Losing the original thread a little but damn I loved that computer!
Buying Crash! magazine.
It was a good time for me.
Wrong meeting? Sorry.
On a seperate note does anyone remember a short lived magazine called "LM"?.
I'm sure the first issue had Mark E smith on the cover and I'm sure it had some connection with Crash! magazine?
Blue Steel....
Despite many viewings, Zoolander still brings me out in fits of laughter watching Derek try to "turn left"....
and of course, this....
Yes
BUT that cutlerly, designed by Arne Jacobsen, still looks super modern. And don't you dare disagree, because I've just spent a fair whack on an entire set of it...
(This was supposed to be a reply to Archie Valpariso about 2001, not the cutlery in Seinfeld. I haven't bought that)
Star Trek Next Gen
Is being repeated on some channel, and my misanthropic flatmate has taken to watching it all over again. Good lord, it manages to make a programme made in the late 80s/early 90s look as modern as a stagecoach. It's set in the future as it is, but in the particular episode I saw with a 'flash forward' the blind chap could finally see. Can't imagine how the visually impaired feel about it being another two centuries before the technology is available to correct their eyesight.
I remember LM
It was like a proto-Loaded magazine from the Ludlow-based makers of computer games mags Crash and Zap 64, taking its title from the cult-figure games reviewer Lloyd Mangram. I'd love Word to do a Found In The Attic on it but I fear there were only about four issues. Still, where is Mr Mangram now? I recall a double-page spread about the nightlife of Bristol, a review of Green On Red's The Killer Inside Me and very little else.
*Update* Here's some info. Turns out Lloyd Mangram was a pseudonym, and that the LM team were based in.... Islington. There's even a pic here of the Sound Of Young Islington, circa 1986.
http://www.crashonline.org.uk/36/lm.htm
I notice there is a certain
Richard Lowe in the lineup.....surely not.
24 - The unaired 1994 Pilot