He ish a , er , how you shay , er , firsht clash tool .

We all do it!

This is a classic case of assuming that if you speak more slowly, shrug your shoulders occasionally and use hand gestures you would never use when conversing with a British national you appear more coherent!

At least he has an opportunity of repeating Middlesborough's success in the UEFA cup final when they get knocked out of the Champions League after the group stage!!

If they're bewildered by McClaren, what would our European cousins make of these two?

Ian Holloway:

Harry Redknapp:

With Hoddle & Waddle

Jose Mourinho Sings "Shaddup Your Face"

I rememer watching an interview with Mo Johnston on French TV while he was at Nantes. He did the whole thing in English but with a kind of Inspector Clouseau accent!

And now McClaren's doing the same thing!

How you say? A twunt?
I always thought that someone paid the money the big Mc was should be able to afford:
a) A better haircut
b) More convincing teeth
What. A. Twunt.