Entertainment For Lively Minds
Name your own X Factor boyband
Posted by Darcy on 16 November 2011 - 7:31pm.
Here's 25 for starters:
NGorge
2win 2owers
NuScientizt
Theydon Boyz
Mandelson
S.T.I.
2Soups
4Skin
Fresh Meat
M11
Ruff Trade
Sutcliffe
LibDemz
4mica
Single Supplement
NorthSouth
iDropz
NuMalden
2point25ive
Thatcha
SpitRoazt
Frijmagnet
Crispz
Clegg
5 iTemz or Less
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Boyz 'R' Us
(...with the R turned backwards natch)
How about...
Bumfluff.
You forgot the umlauts
bÜmflÜff
I thought unnecessary umlauts
were the exclusive domain of heavy metal?
how about a compromise?
bum'fluff?
The unneeded apostrophe is fine for boybands, isn't it?
Whoremonger
The Cunts
Inspired by Beany...
Whoremönger.
Asboze
The Trackie Bottomz
10 B 'n' H
Pex
JJB
Spoilerz
Wheeltrimz
Y.O.I
Sportswear
Burberry Switchblade
The X-Cluded
Lidl Richadz
Er, that's it.
Burberry Switchblade
Very Good,have an up.
Lambs Doppings
The Gaylords
Bog Standard
Hormonal Cash Cow
The Gaylords
Already taken I'm afraid
as is The Gaylads
Man Date
01:30ish
BBSCSICLHB
(Bring back Simon Cowell so I can lick his bottom)
The...
... Shitters.
The...
...Willy Wankaz ?
Quantity over quality
W*nkerz
Puppetz
The Unwanted
Shallow Talent
Autotunez
The Slack Eyed Wee's
Mediocrez
Lady Agog
ZZZZZzz
JIZ
One True Erection
The Wankered
You've certainly...
... found a theme.
You spotted it then
GiT
BuffNutz
Red Mizt
It's just as meaningless as any other.
The
Berkshire Hunts. Could be applied to the judges as well.
.
Barlow
No Respek
2ool Unlimited
Floss
BellendZ
Collagen
Blazin' Saddles
Whelm'd
Brian
118 118
Dignitas
TMFTL
Hornucopia
... That is all
Like...Whatever!
They could change genre at anytime with that name.
How about
Here Today
or
Gone Tomorrow
or even
Monkey's Nuts
Gonna make a mint
Gatherin some of the local yoof and recording a version of dad cafe's everyday hurts
The band name?
Missing in Acton.
I saw the lamplight from your window...
I knew you were there all alone
Sitting there by the phone...
So I robbed you innit!
I couldn't resist it!
Knobless Oblige
The Prancing Sphincters
Clashing Nutz
The Aerial Benders
The Mimsies
The Phartbucket Five
Cockbouncer Express
Groinpacket
The Balinitis Bunch
Kuntz Alive!
The Clap Monkeys
Mild Stallion
Lear Pink Hunts
All Tap Touts
Juan Kerr
M T Life
Klewlessss
Nye Kee
Know-Eye Deer
Cascara
N'Ema
Wayne Kerr
used to have a Factory in Bognor Regis. They had a Sunday morning football team bearing the name of the company on the shirts. The other team always found themselves a goal down until they realised they had to stop laughing and start playing.
http://www.waynekerrtest.com/
There's something poetic about....
"Remaindered in January", I think.
Or Pondlife
OMG
2 Good
2 Bad
2 Cheery Lads on Stools
2 Bee Or Not 2 Bee
2-Bee-2-Bee-2
S'Cum
should cover it