Having seen his father on that telly prog about celebrities parents, I would have thought Anthony K would have made a firm decision not to transmit the gene pool any the wider. Or would have hoped.......
The one on the left is the offspring of two members of the same group.
The one in the middle is the son of a late legend.
The one on the right has his Dad's old hairstyle.
And the last, is that the "son" of David Crosby, by his sperm* to the PETA lesbian whose namwe I forget?
*I know, like theres another way.....d'oh. Artificial insem, I meant.
Middle one is quite beyond me. I have seen that picture before, so will kick myself when all is revealed. Last go, a Lynott/Crowther hybrid?
And I can't think of any more locks a'flowing artists apart from bloody Bob Weir, and that only because of the JA link with the number 1. Or Jack Casady.
Fainites.
...there was a chicken casserole and there were strawberries as well, if you're interested. I return to my iMac - now really, how many other meeja enterprises are on call as long as we are? - and find that somebody has got within an ace of the middle one but nobody is within a day's ride on fresh horses of the one on the right. Oh, *do* pull yourselves together!
I waited up ALL NIGHT for the clue-before-bedtime that never came. I'm a nervous wreck now and I have to perform open-heart surgery in less than an hour...
(That is soooo not true but perhaps DH will take it easy on us with the next offspring offering)
I'm running out of flaxen haired musos.
A Rundgren?
It would be fun if it were the presumed son of Stephen Tyler, it later emerging that Todd had slipped a quiet one in on the sly, maybe to make up for Liv!
Best keep the Bradgelina twins out of this
Or Hello! will take you to the cleaners.
Is the first one Georgia Denny/Lucas?
Just a hunch.
2nd one looks a bit like Michelle Shocked, but uncertain if she has procreated.
No it's not
None of them are British if that's any help.
And that could leave open
the option that one or more is Irish?
Is the first one spawn of Springsteen?
Not sure if he even has a daughter, having said that.
Can't think of the others.
Nope
They're all performers.
I'm pretty sure the one on the left is a girl...
But I'm struggling with the other two.
You just can't tell these days.
And what's wrong with a tune you can whistle?
Kids today etc.
Aah!
Is the long haired youth a guitar prodigy, with a minor league Dad?
Still can't remember the name.....
Far right looks like
one of the kids from Hanson? Agree with retropath2 about Michelle Shocked lookalike
Flippin 'eck
It's hard. Thought the sprog on the right was Rene Charles, son of Celine Dion, but his hair is much longer. Kid ye not.
The middle one has a look of the Pelvis. Close?
There's something
of the Keidis about the last one, but it may just be bad hair.
Keidis?
Having seen his father on that telly prog about celebrities parents, I would have thought Anthony K would have made a firm decision not to transmit the gene pool any the wider. Or would have hoped.......
If it is his sprog,
I'm not suggesting that it was a wise decision or anything!
Although not related..
are they connected? Via their parents in the same group perhaps?
THe first one's not
Joely Fisher is it, daughter of Eddie and Debbie Reynolds?
More clues
The one on the left is the offspring of two members of the same group.
The one in the middle is the son of a late legend.
The one on the right has his Dad's old hairstyle.
The one in the middle has a
The one in the middle has a look of Arthur Lee.
And two members of the same group you say? Is it the spawn of some permutation of Benny/Anna Fri/Agnetha/Bjorn? Or John and Christine McVie?
Is the young 'un
an Allman, thus being one of Chers as well? Joshua, is it? Something biblical.
Is the first a "thin" picture of Chastity Bono, on the same strand?
Is the one on the right
something to do with Evan Dando?
Middle one
Is that Ian Dury's?
Baxter Dury. Shot from an awkward angle, as it doesn't quite hit his myspace picture.
First one must be a Phillps? Busy? Chynna?
The son of Hendrix must be no.2.
Still none the wiser on no.3
No. No. No.
All wrong.
C'mon Mr Hepworth - 3 sprogs from all of musics loins
there has got to be more clues? Any Irish? Are all American continent? I got a report to write!
The girl on the left
would it be Chynna Phillips by any chance?
Come on, get on with it...
....phone a friend or something. Soon as you get those I have a *brilliant* one for you.
Is the first a Slick/Kantner analogue?
And the last, is that the "son" of David Crosby, by his sperm* to the PETA lesbian whose namwe I forget?
*I know, like theres another way.....d'oh. Artificial insem, I meant.
Breakthrough!
The one on the line is indeed China Kantner, the daughter of Grace Slick and Paul Kantner.
Now come on. Big effort!
Who the F....ancy is?
Grace Slick and Paul Kantner for popular musics sake? Jefferson who? More like the Wright
brothers (yeah i know spelling was wrong)....Jeez....
god
Is this the same Kantner / Slick sprog that was originally named god (with a small g so she would be modest)?
Middle one?
Son of Arthur Lee?
Could be Lee Allen
if the artists are getting any older (dont worry I am not upset :-) Just enjoyng the tension )
Losing the will to live........
Middle one is quite beyond me. I have seen that picture before, so will kick myself when all is revealed. Last go, a Lynott/Crowther hybrid?
And I can't think of any more locks a'flowing artists apart from bloody Bob Weir, and that only because of the JA link with the number 1. Or Jack Casady.
Fainites.
Middle one clue
Not British. Not American. Not Irish either.
A Gainsbourg-Birkin sprog
Peut-être?
I looked
exactly in the same direction
Is the last one
Something to do with Axl Rose?
Surely middle not a Marley?
Unless granpa's genes are showing.
The last one...
...has a touch of the David Johansens. Do I win a cigar?
I was thinking more. . .
the love child of Kiefer Sutherland and Linda Blair.
Yes, they were very close...
...until she started bad-mouthing his late mother.
Australian
perhaps?
Or
Canadian?
Right one
not one of Jon Bon Jovi's is it?
Is the one on the right..
...the Cobain sprog ? Frances Bean ???
Bound to be something to do with....
The Lovin' Spoonful or Steppenwolf....or a band of that ilk...
In my best Blakey voice...
"I hate you Hepworth...!"
You can guess Mr Hepworth is lauding it up
at a fancy Islington restaurant laughing at us all...
Mr Hepworth has just had a fine dinner at home...
...there was a chicken casserole and there were strawberries as well, if you're interested. I return to my iMac - now really, how many other meeja enterprises are on call as long as we are? - and find that somebody has got within an ace of the middle one but nobody is within a day's ride on fresh horses of the one on the right. Oh, *do* pull yourselves together!
The one on the right?
It's not my niece Roanna, is it?
A young Earle
Is the one on the right Justin Earle?
In that case
The middle one could be Lulu Gainsbourg
spot on Beany!
I think
chicken casserole and strawberries
Not in the same dish one hopes.
I have *no* idea on the photos, sorry (though I do recall seeing the middle one very recently...)
The middle one...
....is Lucien Gainsbourg, son of Serge (but not Jane Birkin). That just leaves the one on the right.
A cluette?
Otherwise one will not sleep tonight, will one?
I'll post a clue before I turn in....
...maybe. But then how great would you feel if you got it before then.
Swine...
Ok, he was hinted at but not named. Elijah Blue Allman?
I think Elijah Blue Allman...
...must be in his thirties by now. Whereas this chap is not.
So that
rules out Duncan Jones then, aka Zowie Bowie...
I'm going for
Iggy Pop.
That would be
Eric Benson.
I waited up ALL NIGHT for the clue-before-bedtime that never came. I'm a nervous wreck now and I have to perform open-heart surgery in less than an hour...
(That is soooo not true but perhaps DH will take it easy on us with the next offspring offering)
Has Iggy reproduced ?
Quite a scary thought.
I don't know
Do your really want me to tell you? Won't you feel cheap? Wouldn't you prefer to struggle against massive odds and get the right answer in the end?
(a) YES....
....(b) NO (c) NO
Is it
Sullivan Waits?
Is it a Browne
I'm running out of flaxen haired musos.
A Rundgren?
It would be fun if it were the presumed son of Stephen Tyler, it later emerging that Todd had slipped a quiet one in on the sly, maybe to make up for Liv!
Son of Tom Petty....
...on the right ?
Still no answer
C'mon David put us out of our misery. I think it looks like Leo de Caprio trying out for Almost Famous.
Somebody just nearly got it right
But who?
Try these for size then...
Rex Rundgren
Randy Rundgren
Tom Petty has daughters (as far as I can see) and Iggy's son already named. Howzat?
Rex and Randy are baseball players not musos...
...see below.
Is it another Tyler, then
Who was the original dad?
OK, so it's...
Rebop Rundgren!
http://www.reboprundgren.com/
Now a name like that it as close to child abuse as you're likely to get!!
How just "nearly right" is "A Rundgren"? (15/7/08 11.35am)
Sounds like another winner for Retro.
Darn it...
..it's because he asking us to NAME the celebrity offspring. That's it, if he does another one I will not be taking part.
(yeah right...!)
At least I have learned something doing this.
Zowie Bowie is NOTHING to do with David Bowie's son.
http://www.zowiebowie.com/ ...frightening.
Joe Strummer was the godfather to Lily Allen. Education? Priceless.
A Browne ?
Ethan Zane Browne or Ryan Daniel Browne ? Ok So i used wikipedia get over it and move on.
Ok just seen the answer. Never would have got that.