Name the celebrity offsprings

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They're not related.

Best keep the Bradgelina twins out of this

Or Hello! will take you to the cleaners.

Archie Valparaiso | 14 July 2008 - 9:02am

Is the first one Georgia Denny/Lucas?

Just a hunch.
2nd one looks a bit like Michelle Shocked, but uncertain if she has procreated.

Retropath2 | 14 July 2008 - 9:07am

No it's not

None of them are British if that's any help.

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 10:25am

And that could leave open

the option that one or more is Irish?

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 4:13pm

Is the first one spawn of Springsteen?

Not sure if he even has a daughter, having said that.

Can't think of the others.

Five-Centres | 14 July 2008 - 12:19pm

Nope

They're all performers.

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 12:43pm

I'm pretty sure the one on the left is a girl...

But I'm struggling with the other two.

You just can't tell these days.

And what's wrong with a tune you can whistle?

Kids today etc.

Paul Waring | 14 July 2008 - 12:53pm

Aah!

Is the long haired youth a guitar prodigy, with a minor league Dad?
Still can't remember the name.....

Retropath2 | 14 July 2008 - 1:01pm

Far right looks like

one of the kids from Hanson? Agree with retropath2 about Michelle Shocked lookalike

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 2:45pm

Flippin 'eck

It's hard. Thought the sprog on the right was Rene Charles, son of Celine Dion, but his hair is much longer. Kid ye not.

The middle one has a look of the Pelvis. Close?

Beany | 14 July 2008 - 2:19pm

There's something

of the Keidis about the last one, but it may just be bad hair.

FraserM | 14 July 2008 - 3:01pm

Keidis?

Having seen his father on that telly prog about celebrities parents, I would have thought Anthony K would have made a firm decision not to transmit the gene pool any the wider. Or would have hoped.......

Retropath2 | 14 July 2008 - 3:27pm

If it is his sprog,

I'm not suggesting that it was a wise decision or anything!

FraserM | 14 July 2008 - 4:02pm

Although not related..

are they connected? Via their parents in the same group perhaps?

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 4:00pm

THe first one's not

Joely Fisher is it, daughter of Eddie and Debbie Reynolds?

Five-Centres | 14 July 2008 - 4:02pm

More clues

The one on the left is the offspring of two members of the same group.
The one in the middle is the son of a late legend.
The one on the right has his Dad's old hairstyle.

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 4:09pm

The one in the middle has a

The one in the middle has a look of Arthur Lee.

And two members of the same group you say? Is it the spawn of some permutation of Benny/Anna Fri/Agnetha/Bjorn? Or John and Christine McVie?

Martin_Horsfield | 14 July 2008 - 4:16pm

Is the young 'un

an Allman, thus being one of Chers as well? Joshua, is it? Something biblical.
Is the first a "thin" picture of Chastity Bono, on the same strand?

Retropath2 | 14 July 2008 - 4:19pm

Is the one on the right

something to do with Evan Dando?

Leedsboy | 14 July 2008 - 4:28pm

Middle one

Is that Ian Dury's?
Baxter Dury. Shot from an awkward angle, as it doesn't quite hit his myspace picture.

Retropath2 | 14 July 2008 - 4:46pm

First one must be a Phillps? Busy? Chynna?

The son of Hendrix must be no.2.

Still none the wiser on no.3

Five-Centres | 14 July 2008 - 4:45pm

No. No. No.

All wrong.

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 4:48pm

C'mon Mr Hepworth - 3 sprogs from all of musics loins

there has got to be more clues? Any Irish? Are all American continent? I got a report to write!

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 4:52pm

The girl on the left

would it be Chynna Phillips by any chance?

Riccardo Gargiulo | 14 July 2008 - 4:52pm

Come on, get on with it...

....phone a friend or something. Soon as you get those I have a *brilliant* one for you.

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 4:55pm

Is the first a Slick/Kantner analogue?

And the last, is that the "son" of David Crosby, by his sperm* to the PETA lesbian whose namwe I forget?
*I know, like theres another way.....d'oh. Artificial insem, I meant.

Retropath2 | 14 July 2008 - 4:59pm

Breakthrough!

The one on the line is indeed China Kantner, the daughter of Grace Slick and Paul Kantner.

Now come on. Big effort!

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 5:09pm

Who the F....ancy is?

Grace Slick and Paul Kantner for popular musics sake? Jefferson who? More like the Wright
brothers (yeah i know spelling was wrong)....Jeez....

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 5:18pm

god

Is this the same Kantner / Slick sprog that was originally named god (with a small g so she would be modest)?

CarlP | 14 July 2008 - 6:15pm

Middle one?

Son of Arthur Lee?

Retropath2 | 14 July 2008 - 5:15pm

Could be Lee Allen

if the artists are getting any older (dont worry I am not upset :-) Just enjoyng the tension )

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 5:28pm

Losing the will to live........

Middle one is quite beyond me. I have seen that picture before, so will kick myself when all is revealed. Last go, a Lynott/Crowther hybrid?
And I can't think of any more locks a'flowing artists apart from bloody Bob Weir, and that only because of the JA link with the number 1. Or Jack Casady.
Fainites.

Retropath2 | 14 July 2008 - 5:44pm

Middle one clue

Not British. Not American. Not Irish either.

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 5:49pm

A Gainsbourg-Birkin sprog

Peut-être?

Archie Valparaiso | 14 July 2008 - 6:04pm

I looked

exactly in the same direction

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 6:06pm

Is the last one

Something to do with Axl Rose?

Leedsboy | 14 July 2008 - 5:52pm

Surely middle not a Marley?

Unless granpa's genes are showing.

Retropath2 | 14 July 2008 - 5:58pm

The last one...

...has a touch of the David Johansens. Do I win a cigar?

Stan Halen | 14 July 2008 - 6:01pm

I was thinking more. . .

the love child of Kiefer Sutherland and Linda Blair.

Archie Valparaiso | 14 July 2008 - 6:05pm

Yes, they were very close...

...until she started bad-mouthing his late mother.

Stan Halen | 15 July 2008 - 1:35am

Australian

perhaps?

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 6:07pm

Or

Canadian?

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 6:09pm

Right one

not one of Jon Bon Jovi's is it?

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 6:18pm

Is the one on the right..

...the Cobain sprog ? Frances Bean ???

roylevy | 14 July 2008 - 7:01pm

Bound to be something to do with....

The Lovin' Spoonful or Steppenwolf....or a band of that ilk...

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 7:08pm

In my best Blakey voice...

"I hate you Hepworth...!"

Beany | 14 July 2008 - 7:31pm

You can guess Mr Hepworth is lauding it up

at a fancy Islington restaurant laughing at us all...

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 7:37pm

Mr Hepworth has just had a fine dinner at home...

...there was a chicken casserole and there were strawberries as well, if you're interested. I return to my iMac - now really, how many other meeja enterprises are on call as long as we are? - and find that somebody has got within an ace of the middle one but nobody is within a day's ride on fresh horses of the one on the right. Oh, *do* pull yourselves together!

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 8:39pm

The one on the right?

It's not my niece Roanna, is it?

skirky | 14 July 2008 - 9:01pm

A young Earle

Is the one on the right Justin Earle?

CarlP | 14 July 2008 - 9:17pm

In that case

The middle one could be Lulu Gainsbourg

Beany | 14 July 2008 - 9:37pm

spot on Beany!

I think

Commoner | 14 July 2008 - 9:39pm

chicken casserole and strawberries

Not in the same dish one hopes.

I have *no* idea on the photos, sorry (though I do recall seeing the middle one very recently...)

David Ellcock | 14 July 2008 - 9:40pm

The middle one...

....is Lucien Gainsbourg, son of Serge (but not Jane Birkin). That just leaves the one on the right.

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 9:46pm

A cluette?

Otherwise one will not sleep tonight, will one?

Beany | 14 July 2008 - 9:50pm

I'll post a clue before I turn in....

...maybe. But then how great would you feel if you got it before then.

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 10:05pm

Swine...

Ok, he was hinted at but not named. Elijah Blue Allman?

Beany | 14 July 2008 - 10:10pm

I think Elijah Blue Allman...

...must be in his thirties by now. Whereas this chap is not.

David Hepworth | 14 July 2008 - 10:21pm

So that

rules out Duncan Jones then, aka Zowie Bowie...

Beany | 14 July 2008 - 10:31pm

I'm going for

Iggy Pop.

Scottie | 15 July 2008 - 1:34am

That would be

Eric Benson.

I waited up ALL NIGHT for the clue-before-bedtime that never came. I'm a nervous wreck now and I have to perform open-heart surgery in less than an hour...

(That is soooo not true but perhaps DH will take it easy on us with the next offspring offering)

Beany | 15 July 2008 - 8:59am

Has Iggy reproduced ?

Quite a scary thought.

roylevy | 15 July 2008 - 8:53pm

I don't know

Do your really want me to tell you? Won't you feel cheap? Wouldn't you prefer to struggle against massive odds and get the right answer in the end?

David Hepworth | 15 July 2008 - 9:11am

(a) YES....

....(b) NO (c) NO

roylevy | 15 July 2008 - 8:14pm

Is it

Sullivan Waits?

Simon Ford | 15 July 2008 - 11:15am

Is it a Browne

I'm running out of flaxen haired musos.
A Rundgren?
It would be fun if it were the presumed son of Stephen Tyler, it later emerging that Todd had slipped a quiet one in on the sly, maybe to make up for Liv!

Retropath2 | 15 July 2008 - 11:35am

Son of Tom Petty....

...on the right ?

roylevy | 15 July 2008 - 8:42pm

Still no answer

C'mon David put us out of our misery. I think it looks like Leo de Caprio trying out for Almost Famous.

paul beard | 16 July 2008 - 12:49pm

Somebody just nearly got it right

But who?

David Hepworth | 16 July 2008 - 2:39pm

Try these for size then...

Rex Rundgren
Randy Rundgren

Tom Petty has daughters (as far as I can see) and Iggy's son already named. Howzat?

Beany | 16 July 2008 - 3:59pm
Trevor_Raggatt | 16 July 2008 - 4:34pm

Is it another Tyler, then

Who was the original dad?

Retropath2 | 16 July 2008 - 4:32pm

OK, so it's...

Rebop Rundgren!

http://www.reboprundgren.com/

Now a name like that it as close to child abuse as you're likely to get!!

Trevor_Raggatt | 16 July 2008 - 4:33pm

How just "nearly right" is "A Rundgren"? (15/7/08 11.35am)

Sounds like another winner for Retro.

Retropath2 | 16 July 2008 - 4:42pm

Darn it...

..it's because he asking us to NAME the celebrity offspring. That's it, if he does another one I will not be taking part.

(yeah right...!)

At least I have learned something doing this.

Zowie Bowie is NOTHING to do with David Bowie's son.

http://www.zowiebowie.com/ ...frightening.

Joe Strummer was the godfather to Lily Allen. Education? Priceless.

Beany | 16 July 2008 - 5:01pm

A Browne ?

Ethan Zane Browne or Ryan Daniel Browne ? Ok So i used wikipedia get over it and move on.
Ok just seen the answer. Never would have got that.

paul beard | 16 July 2008 - 8:40pm