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My night at the 02 with Bob Dylan

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So my wife Clare and I head off to the 20,000-seater O2, normally a 50 minute journey door to door. We decide we're going to leave 80 minutes early so we can muck about in bars and cafes of this giant tent and take our seats, relaxed, drink in hand, for the kick-off at 8pm. We leave at 6pm. By 7pm, after various delays on the tube, we receive the information that there is no Jubilee Line. Close inspection reveals this is the ONLY route to North Greenwich. No other tube line passes through. But we're offered "replacement buses" at Embankment which will presumably take the best part of a fortnight.

So we decide we're going to salvage the evening by spending an additional £16 and going by boat - quite pleasant actually, small bar, crisps, a lovely sunset - but the mood’s not lifted by our fellow shipmates: angry and hyperventilating Dylan fans. We arrive after a 2 hour 20 minute journey at 8.20pm. No chance of a beaker of electric soup, straight to the bunkers to discover the seats are so far away we can only assume Dylan is the one in the white hat. Two useful options are available for enhancing the O2 experience - as deployed by Leonard Cohen, Springsteen, Led Zeppelin et al - 1) the radiating speaker system, lowered from the roof half-way down the hall, and 2) the diamond vision. Neither of these has been taken up The Bard of Hibbing. He's also invented an irritating keyboard figure which he trills manically with this right hand through virtually every song and sometimes while he's actually singing. I nip out, in no great hurry, and buy a pint of lager, a small white wine and a bottle of Becks for WORD’s Andy Gill (covering it for The Indie): £12.80. The corpses of mangled songs start to pile up stage - Chimes Of Freedom, Hattie Carroll, Hollis Brown.

I've told C that we’re on 9.50 boat out otherwise we will NEVER EVER leave The O2 as there is NO WAY off the south bank unless you have a car. And the 10.30 boat will presumably have around 10,000 people trying to clamber aboard: it'll be like Dunkerque, though with a greater sense of urgency. Dylan doesn't come offstage till 10.15 but our boat is RAMMED. And the kind of person who leaves an expensive concert half an hour early is not going to be someone who particularly enjoyed it. A boat-load full of people HOWLING about how terrible it was, people who'd paid 50 quid a ticket (ours were free), who'd (some of them) waited all their lives to see him, who'd travelled from places like Brighton and were staying in hotels in Canary Wharf. And were sitting above the exec boxes where apparently - and unsurprisingly - the sound was so catastrophic you couldn't make out as single syllable of the vocal, mumbled - if not actually spoken - at best. None of this a breeze for me, outed as "the guy who used to do Old Grey Whistle Test" and thus somehow responsible for this dark catalogue of woe - "Have a word with him, mate!" One couple (our age) arrived breathlessly at the quay asking for "a boat to anywhere". When the official said "the next clipper's in ten minutes", they talked comically about swimming. "We HAVE to get away from this place," the woman told me, putting on a brave face. One guy announced he didn't know which one Dylan was - "lucky, 'cos if I had I'd have run up to the front and punched him".

And yes, since you ask, two hour journey home. Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Feel strangely better now.

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You Dylan fans

You're your own worst enemy! (Vivid description, Mark - I hope it finds its way into the magazine.)

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Andrew_Collins | 26 April 2009 - 11:40am

Similar experience in Birmingham...

..the last time Dylan was in town. Cost a fair bit, parking a problem, late getting in, Dylan had his back to us the whole night, hours to get out the car park (with voices raised).

Mrs W, who is probably his biggest fan, has vowed "never again".

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 26 April 2009 - 11:40am

Well I enjoyed it...

I wasn't planning to go to this because of the Zombies show at Hammersmith, but when I looked on Ticketmaster yesterday lunchtime, tickets for the front row of block A1 came up. I presume they'd tried to sell these as part of a VIP package and then released them at the last minute for regular price. I got there on time via the rail replacement bus from Stratford and spend most of the night unable to believe that Bob fucking Dylan was performing about three feet away from me. It was only when I went to get a pint during a new song that I realised how difficult it was for everyone else to hear and see him. I'm sure there were 18 000 or so disappointed fans, but those of us who only decided to go yesterday lunchtime had a great time.

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Tim Collins | 26 April 2009 - 11:59am
Paul Chandler | 26 April 2009 - 12:00pm

Mark sorry you had a grim time

but can i make the obvious point that south London is only in accessible if you start your Journey from wales like you did. I can get a bus to the O2 (15mins) but my heart sinks at the thought of trying to get to Hammersmith!

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Chris G | 26 April 2009 - 12:02pm

The O2 is horrible. Unless

The O2 is horrible. Unless you are very lucky where you are sitting, which is about 5% of the audience, the sound is awful, and i find the whole corporate environment soul destroying. I don't think I will be going back, whoever is on there. Not having a working Tube on a concert night is unforgivable for most of us coming from Central London and beyond.

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ian | 26 April 2009 - 12:08pm

I've been to about 10 shows there

and never experienced bad sound once. I've sat in various spots in the place and never been disappointed. As for "corporate", I can kind of see your point, but I think that's always going to be a concern for any venue that holds a crowd bigger than 4,000 people. The thing is, however, that the O2 is easily the best big indoor arena in the UK. Compare it to, say, Wembley or Earl's Court. Suddenly it doesn't seem so bad after all.

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Eamonn_Forde | 26 April 2009 - 12:16pm

Money talks

Spot on, Eamonn. The O2 experience is horribly corporate, but at least it does what it's designed for - allows lots of people to see big shows in reasonable comfort and with decent facilities. Wembley Arena may have a lot of history, but it was designed as a swimming pool, and has about as much atmosphere. And on a selfish note, I live in Kent so the O2's a doddle to get to, unlike pretty much all the other London venues.

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David Cooper | 27 April 2009 - 10:22am

Hmmm....

It was taking 40 minutes just to get on a bus and get out of the O2 area last night Chris. And we were one of the lucky ones. Still hundreds of people in the que for various buses.

You would have thought TFL/The O2 would have sorted out some rail replacement double deckers to be ready and waiting and have some go straight to London Bridge and have some go round the houses but no.

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Paul Chandler | 26 April 2009 - 12:08pm

Lordy

I watched the full set, walked out, got straight on a bus. Was a bit busy, but no worse than any 6pm bus in central London on a weekday. Admittedly, I was going via Bow to Stamford Hill so the "demand" was not going to be great. The queues at the stops for the more 'popular' destinations were eye-blisteringly long, though.

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Eamonn_Forde | 26 April 2009 - 12:24pm

Swings and roundabouts...

We left our floor seats the second the 3rd encore song ended (I think it was Blowin' in the Wind but it could have been anything really) and were away but had to wait for the fella we were giving a lift home to while 10,000 people streamed past. He was in block four right over the other side.

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Paul Chandler | 26 April 2009 - 12:36pm

Paul fair enough

I would never defend public transport in UK especially when it comes to coordination the number of times both underground and overland trains are shut down at the same times is depressing. I don't think the O2 is anyworse in this respect than say Wembley.

The main problem with public transport is nobody is responsible for the mess nobody will get reprimanded for stranding you all or ruining you nights neither the Transport Minister or Boris Johnson or the managers of the tube lines public transport is all jam tommorow.

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Chris G | 26 April 2009 - 12:28pm

The O2 is a bottleneck in the arse-end of nowhere

Whereas Wembley is serviced by three stations and five underground/overground lines.

The O2 has one line. If that is down you are screwed. At Wembley you have options. You can't even really walk to the DLR.

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Paul Chandler | 26 April 2009 - 12:44pm

or you could say

'...is all jam tommorow' ...but all *traffic* jam today.

(sorry)

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yug23 | 30 April 2009 - 2:23pm

Heavens above

I was there last night and thought he was actually "quite good". I was with a friend who had never seen him before and, despite Bob's special "reinterpretations" of his hits, she loved him. Properly loved him. Clapping-for-joy loved him.

It was far from the worst time I saw him (that will be at The London Arena about seven years ago). but I thought the old goat done good. I won't put up with rubbish acts/sound and will walk out, but Bob kept me there all night. And the vocals were absolutely fine (cue: "he sings like a constipated fox in a bin" jokes).

And I had the trauma of having to go via Bow to get there. Bow. Have you been? It's like being shown blurry charcoal etchings of your own funeral.

Actually, it reminds me of the last gig I walked out of. It was "The" Verve and their recent "comeback" show at The Roundhouse. I never liked them (I still think they were a bigger force for mediocrity in the 1990s than Oasis as Oasis never claimed to be anything but a lumpen rock band but "The" Verve though they were operating some sonic-and-lyrical-loom that spat out a golden carpet called The Future).

I invited as the guest of Someone Very Senior At EMI and told by all that I really had to see "The" Verve live to really get them and experience the 'communion' they have with their audience. They came on and jumped into the kind of "space-rock jam" that The Grateful Dead are still laughed at in the street for. This lasted perhaps 10 minutes. They started another song that sounded like the first one, just weaker.

Another 10 minutes of that, and no sign of the song ending or even skirting the border of "melody", myself and Someone Very Senior At EMI looked at each other, didn't say a word, and headed for the door. Outside we tried to find words that expressed how, let's not mince words here, utterly, toweringly wank it all was.

Tickets were apparently swapping hands before the gig for £150 each. I would have paid twice that not to have experienced how very, very bad music can be.

Still, Bob Dylan, eh? Lovely hat and jacket last night.

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Eamonn_Forde | 26 April 2009 - 12:11pm

brilliant

Mark - give Mr Forde more work - I love his writing 'blurry charcoal etchings of your own funeral' indeed.

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badartdog | 26 April 2009 - 12:22pm

Yes, Mark.

Give Eamonn Forde more work! He is the best writer you have! He is the sole reason I buy your magazine. He should be doing the cover feature every month. I also hear he is disarmingly handsome and a real hit with the ladies.

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Eamonn_Forde | 26 April 2009 - 12:26pm

Bugger.

Wrong log-in.

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Eamonn_Forde | 26 April 2009 - 12:27pm

happens to all of us...

more RT please...

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Richard Thompson | 26 April 2009 - 1:42pm

Yesh...

More RT would be a bonus. Perhaps a long-overdue cover feature?

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Hot Lunch | 27 April 2009 - 7:36pm

Thirded

He does have a beard, if that might swing it.

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nigelthebald | 27 April 2009 - 8:52pm

Sir, I must congratulate you on...

"but "The" Verve thought they were operating some sonic-and-lyrical-loom that spat out a golden carpet called The Future"

Marvellous, and so true.

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Patrick Crowther | 26 April 2009 - 4:59pm

Going by various

reports in the mag, on the web, in the 'cast, Dylan quite obviously doesn't give a flying f*ck about the audience at his gigs nor has he played a decent show in a dog's age, so my question (and it's a genuine one) is this: why do people still bother going?

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badartdog | 26 April 2009 - 12:31pm

You have to see for yourself...

That and hope over experience. I had one of my periodical Dylan phases and decided that after seeing him 9 years ago it was time to go again. If the singing was a bit dodgy but he chatted to the crowd or if he put on a good show (that I could see) I wouldn't have minded but the combination of all factors made for what was in my opinion a poor night.

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Paul Chandler | 26 April 2009 - 12:39pm

I am a Dylan 'nut' but not so much that

I'll blindly accept being short-changed. For example, I don't really think the Desire album is all that good, even though Dylan fans love it. I still think Street Legal is better.

Where am I going with this point? He can be hit or miss live (I've seen him maybe 10 times in the last 10 years), but the hits (for me anyway) far outweigh the misses. And you know you're going to get a radically different setlist every time. The thing that always amazes me is how young the crowd is at his shows now. I am 36 and always think I'll be the youngest person there, but there were teenagers (TEENAGERS) there, loving it. They were getting properly excited and whooping along.

There is perhaps an element of "It'll be the last time we'll ever see him" about his shows and that would explain why so many young people go ad they can tick off another Legend in their Rock People I Must See Before They Die gig jotter. But that doesn't explain them cheering, whooping and (here's the clincher) staying for the whole set.

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Eamonn_Forde | 26 April 2009 - 12:42pm

To be honest, the main

To be honest, the main reason I was there was to tick him off on my list of Rock People I Must See Before They Die. He could have trundled on in a mobility scooter and coughed for two hours for all I would have cared. At least it would have helped to prepare me for the Michael Jackson shows.

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Tim Collins | 26 April 2009 - 12:51pm

fag packet idea

Is the problem with gigs like this that Dylan had never been to a gig as a punter? The sound will have been good on stage, he got from his nice hotel to the gig with ease in a speeding car/chopper. The white wine back stage was chilled and the snacks the right mix of savoury and sweet, isn't this what it's like for everyone he'll think. So he neither knows nor seemingly cares what the event is like for paying customers. Sadly until we vote with our feet or complain in large numbers nothing will change.

I've mentioned this before it would be refreshing to see acts asked about this in interviews aside from the usual cliches about " the fans are the important people it's who we play for etc" how about asking Bono if £4.50 for a pint of tepid carling is a good deal or how much he'd pay to see his favourite band half obscured by the sound desk. Sadly I don't think any band would understand the idea of fans not wanting to have to get the nightbus instead them having to start playing at 8.30 instead 10:15pm!

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Chris G | 26 April 2009 - 12:40pm

I see your points, Chris

but these are often things that are the venue's fault rather than the act's. Dylan or Bono or whoever is just the 'turn' at these halls. They are booked in by their agent and given a bag of money. The sound, the seating, the beer - these are all controlled by the venue and the act has no say. But, within that, there is a need for acts to put pressure on venues to make the experience for the 'punter' better.

Interestingly the Musicians' Union has launched a new 'good venue guide' called Circuit Live. Its main focus is on venues being greener, having better disabled access and improving health and safety for workers (be they employees of the venue or 'transients' like roadies).

This needs to be given a consumer 'twist' as the gig-goer's lot in not always brilliant. It's something that David Hepworth and I discussed in length in a Word podcast a few months ago. The live industry got fat on a boom in the last decade, but it's starting to hit the buffers. They never really had to 'care' that much about the people in venues, but I think this year will be a protracted wake-up call for the venues and the live industry as a whole. Just getting an act onto a stage these days is not enough. Not when you're charging people £50 to come in.

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Eamonn_Forde | 26 April 2009 - 12:56pm

They don't know what it's like

The majority of rock stars haven't a clue what's involved in going to a show as a fan. And frankly they don't like to think about it. Whenever they're asked about how much they charge for gigs they tend to pretend it's circs beyond their control. And certain things - like the Jubilee line on this occasion - are beyond their control. What I think they could all do is bear in mind the trouble and expense people go to when they go to any gig and treat them with some basic politeness. There's no point thinking Bob Dylan is going to suddenly become as urbane and charming as, as, James Taylor but he would save himself so much flack if he'd just *bloody well say something*.

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David Hepworth | 26 April 2009 - 12:54pm

Eammon so your saying Bono

can get Dubya to stump up for aids drugs, but has no power over decent sound or cheaper beer at the gigs his face is used to sell? I fairly sure the only way to improve things is for us punters to complain like hell that and reward the venues who treat us well with our business. It might be pyrhic (?) victory but there's several venues I avoid because they are so shoddy.

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Chris G | 26 April 2009 - 6:13pm

There Is Something Going On...

...in the media that seems to have decided its cool to like Dylan. In the weekend papers there seems to be a ground swell of people coming out the wood work claiming to be looking forward to seeing him or buying the new album.
There was a similar buzz around the latest U2 album. Both events reaching a level of interest not seen before. All very odd.
Dylan's not been on my list of gigs to go to for the all the reasons above. If I paid £50 plus for a ticket I'd want a guaranteed qality show if I paid less than £20 then I'd be much more inclined to be experimented with in terms of set lists etc.

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Tony Donaghey | 26 April 2009 - 12:44pm

See, if you'd only said

you could have come straight out and got the 486 back to our house and had a nice cup of tea!

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Sgt Pluck | 26 April 2009 - 12:47pm

Its what you get for living in that Big London!

Friday evening. Sheffield. My first live Bob experience. A reasonable 5 quid to park AT the venue. Enjoyable banter with tout to dispose of 2 tickets I couldn't GIVE away to friends (touts who actually stand around at gigs are FAR more preferable to the leeches with a PC and an Ebay account). £3.50 for a can of Tuborg (par for the course these days and at least it was cold). 18th row seats, stage right so result there. Friendly banter with the chap from Manchester who'd taken a chance with no ticket and was made up with the one he'd bought from me, via the tout - no takers for the second ticket it would seem so he'd only broken even, another result! Bob & the band were fantastic to these ears. I'd avoided seeing him for years because of what you read about him live but the band kicked it and Bob seemed very into it (not bothered that he doesn't chat or tell stories, I've got Bruce for that). Especially liked the version of Highway 61 they played - anyone with a link to a download? Afterwards, 10 mins to get out of the car park, 70 mile drive home and in our local for 11. Two pints later and a quick walk home with a takeaway curry. A GREAT night was had by us, sorry to hear the London experience was less than satisfactory.

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grac | 26 April 2009 - 1:02pm

Highway 61....

That was low point for me last night. I thought it sounded awful. Totally mangled. He should really drop anything from the set more than 25 years old.

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Paul Chandler | 26 April 2009 - 1:03pm

I always hated Highway 61

It's the worst song on the album and spoils it. No idea why he insists on playing it. Or *shudder* Rainy Day Women.

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Eamonn_Forde | 26 April 2009 - 1:10pm

Poor Bob

Sorry your evening was a catastrophe, maybe take the bike next time? I heard Dylan's new single for the first time yesterday and it sounds new and ancient. Bob's withered vocals, sound like someone who's smoked 50 million Benson and Hedges, washed down with fifteen thousand pints of road tar. Still looking forward to hearing his new long player. He's certainly a bloody hard working old pensioner. His current workload would put some of these young indie whipper snappers to shame.

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David Wright | 26 April 2009 - 1:02pm

Crest of a wave

Dylan's been somehow 'allowed back in' after a couple of decades of phoned-in albums and performances. Time Out Of Mind and Love & Theft were very good, coupled with the fact he's always touring, means he's an accessible legend that might be worth a punt. Trouble is we are all loath to admit that he still doesn't always hit the spot; the residual goodwill from the aforementioned albums gave a lot of commercial and critical momentum to the Modern Times album, and to my ears that sounds a bit like a pub rock band playing Dylan. Dire Straits even. Just my opinion obviously.

You can get lucky with him though. My one and only Dylan experience was at the NEC around the time L&T came out, with a great band featuring Charlie Sexton on guitar. Despite the fact that I was so far away that Dylan might actually have been Ken Dodd, the performance was solid. But, as many above have noted, I only went because I wanted to catch him in case he dropped dead any day.

The point is, his stinkers far outweigh his blinders, but we all forget that, because he's Dylan, maaaan...

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Andrew Bradley | 26 April 2009 - 1:04pm

Jesus...

I'm rather glad I couldn't get there last night. I remember coming out of the Springsteen gig there 18 months ago and being somewhat distressed that there was no quick or easy way home. However, although the O2 is a transport disaster, it is by no means unique. The Emirates stadium, in terms of journey time home - and considering that I live half an hour's direct train journey away - was just as bad. Basically, London Transport is abysmal but it'll all be fine by 2012, right?

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Lucas Hare | 26 April 2009 - 1:11pm

Don't agree

Went to see Leonard Cohen at the O2 and the Jubilee line was fine both ways. But it wasn't *closed* that night.

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David Hepworth | 26 April 2009 - 2:29pm

Ok

who's going to the Roundhouse tonight?

I too fell foul of the London Arena shows in 2002 and swore I would never go again. However the next year a friend had a spare for the Hammersmith gig so I went along. It was brilliant and he played an absolutely ace set - Romance in Durango, Hattie Carroll, Dear Landlord. I was hooked back in but decided to avoid the arena shows. So apart from the Brixton run tonight will be my first since then.

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DogFacedBoy | 26 April 2009 - 1:36pm

I'll be there

It'll be my first ever Dylan show. I'm expecting him to ruin the songs I love and play decent versions of recent songs I don't care about. Maybe he'll read Mark's complaints and fix everything.

My experiences of the O2 have been pretty good so far. At AC/DC and Stevie Wonder the sound has been near-immaculate, and after the DC show the other night I left after the final encore and was home in Islington in 40 minutes.

The Emirates situation mentioned by Lucas is a bit different, in that Arsenal were only given permission to build the new stadium if they worked with Transport For London to modernise Holloway Road Tube to cope with thousands of punters. This, like most of the promises made in terms of improving local infrastructure, was reneged on, and now the station is exit-only after games, despite it being the closest transport link to the stadium.

As someone who goes to all the England home games at Wembley, my experience is that the transport system can cope with the huge numbers perfectly well, but only when everything is working at 100%. In situations where it isn't (like last night on the Jubilee line), it's a different story. But that probably applies anywhere.

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Fraser Lewry | 26 April 2009 - 1:49pm

Emirates/O2

I don't mean to pick on these venues, or on London Transport; it's just that, in both cases (Dec 2007 and May 2008), I went to see Bruce Springsteen and then the nearest tube stations closed because there were too many people trying to use them at the same time (in the case of the Emirates gig, it wasn't just Holloway Road but also Finsbury Park that was inaccessible). I'd like to think, in the case of an enormous live venue emptying out after a gig, that this is a scenario that could be anticipated. If I remember correctly, both cases were characterised by someone singing "It's gonna be a long walk home..."

No one laughed on either occasion.

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Lucas Hare | 26 April 2009 - 3:00pm

The difference

Holloway Road is always closed during big events - the stadium was built with promises of a huge expansion of the station to cope with thousands of exiting punters, but this has simply never happened. In other words, the infrastructure simply does not exist, so getting away is always a problem. With Wembley & The O2, the infrastructure is at least in place - whether it works or not is a different issue. In the end, it probably depends more than anything else on how close you are to an exit, and how close that exit is to the tube.

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Fraser Lewry | 26 April 2009 - 3:40pm

in defence of the 02

compared to likewise in our neck of the words (the MEN arena, city centre manchester) it's a veritable heaven. no extra tier of genuine vertigo-inducing seating, decent facilities, nice sound AND frozen tequilas!

never a dylan fan, having recently watched much of NO DIRECTION HOME with my jaw on the carpet i really fancied seeing him this time. glad i didn't now.

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sandamiano | 26 April 2009 - 2:08pm

Vertigo2

If you don't get vertigo at the top of the O2, I think you can probably strike that particular phobia off your list.

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Lucas Hare | 26 April 2009 - 3:02pm
stimpy | 26 April 2009 - 2:17pm
Nicodemus | 26 April 2009 - 4:44pm

Can't you get better tickets ?

You would think the esteemed editor of the popular Word magazine would be in the first few rows of the venue as a guest of Mr Dylan or his record company.

I do recall once standing next to Mr Ellen amongst the great unwashed at a Stones show. Shepherd's Bush Empire 1999 if I am nor mistaken. Great show BTW although they finished after the tube had stopped running ...

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dai | 26 April 2009 - 3:08pm

It's a popular misconception....

...that press tickets are the best tickets. They're usually not bad but are never ever at the front, for fear that people either:
a) won't turn up
b) will turn up, look judgemental and then leave early.

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David Hepworth | 26 April 2009 - 3:11pm

There's no such thing as a free lunch

Pity the poor buggers who had to pay to see Bob last night.

Not always the venues fault though. I worked at a large venue that was like a railway station inside - probably because it used to be a railway station ;). We used to imagine a scenario where we sold brilliant beer at low prices and gave the venue away free to the promoter. Ticket prices would not go down a single penny. Guess who would still get the blame if the artist/sound was crap, the buses/trains were late and the seats they speciafically requested were too far from the stage. That's right, the venue. Rarely does the artist or promoter get the blame.

I just wished I had kept some of the whingey, whiney letters that enevitably come after a big show from punters trying it on for a refund. The best one was from somebody complaining how dirty the bus was on the special excursion to Manchester from Yorkshire and could they get a refund. A bus trip they organised to a completely different venue to ours! Hope the Thames was not too bumpy for Mr.Ellen, otherwise he could sue for his money back. All £0.00 of it...

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Beany | 26 April 2009 - 3:35pm

Liverpool show

Bob's playing in Liverpool on Friday so I will report back. If indeed he doesn't say anything he may go down in history as the first American artisit to play Liverpool and not mention the Beatles once. Luckily I can walk to the Echo Arena (doesn't bode well for the sound though that name does it?) and there's a great pub near by called the Baltic Fleet that brews it's own beer. I'll be in there from 6pm with my dad if any Word types want to say hello.

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Jamie_Bowman | 26 April 2009 - 3:37pm

I *Am* There (and cannot wait!)

It'll be my first time seeing Dylan, and much as I'd love it to be a seminal performance, whether or not, I reckon it'll be an *experience*. (Grits teeth) I'm staying positive.

The Baltic will no doubt figure somewhere along the way - some kind of Red / White Carnation system is in order, I reckon. Those colours might be hard to come by in this town though...

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Nick Orton | 26 April 2009 - 9:18pm

Lost for words ..

What you went through to see ol' Bob sounds hellish ... I've experienced something similiar before. I'm going to see Dylan in Dublin and,knowing the old Point (now renamed Oz) I am hoping it won't be as bad ... Here's hoping anyway. Ps ... the new album is very good and you can make out most of the words on it!

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Canute | 26 April 2009 - 4:26pm

Couple of observations.

Firstly, I cannot conceive of going to a gig at any venue the escape from which requires joined-up thinking of any kind. I like to keep my options open, and advanced refreshment is generally one of them.

Secondly, after a rocking good time at Blackbushe I guessed that Bob might be a let down on future occasions, and have avoided his gigs for 30 years. I have no plans to change this approach. Especially now.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 26 April 2009 - 4:52pm

And that's not all!

Blackbushe was indeed a rocking good time, in retrospect. But even then I couldn't help thinking "This is okay, but why didn't he come over with The Band on the Before The Flood tour?"

For at least the last 25 years reacting positively to a live Bob Dylan performance has been the equivalent of those people at the Oscars who leap to their feet in rapture when a living legend shuffles on to pick up a lifetime achievement award (the achievement usually being that they're still alive). In both cases, what people are applauding is the memory, not the present-day reality.

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Archie Valparaiso | 26 April 2009 - 6:51pm

There's some truth in that, but not always...

I saw Dylan at Brixton Academy a few years back and he covered London Calling by The Clash. It was totally unexpected (at least by me) and quite brilliant. The old boy can still conjure up genuinely inspired performances when the stars are in the right alignment....

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Patrick Crowther | 26 April 2009 - 7:48pm

Transport issues

Given somebody else has mentioned "No Direction Home", how about a Zimmer Frame regarding the transportation for the gig

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Martin Langkjaer | 27 April 2009 - 6:06pm

Blackbushe

Blimey, Archie, Vulpes and me! How did we not meet up? I thought it fabulous. But I also have the boot from said performance. And it wasn't that good. Best I have seen of Bob, faint praise, I know, but Like a Rolling Stone with sax instead of organ? What was he thinking!

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Retropath2 | 29 April 2009 - 9:55am

Das Boot

I heard the boot of the Clapton performance recently too. My memory was of the opening "Layla" riff triggering a half-million-strong gasp of collective rapture. The reality was a quick ripple of polite applause.

I now wouldn't be at all surprised if La Armatrading or Graham Parker's bits turned out to be far superior to the efforts by God or His Bobness.

I do remember that not mere Zippos but large bonfires of the day's detritus were spontaneously lit for "Forever Young", though. That was proper. Aye, it'd just be a sea of mobile phone lights today. These young 'uns....

And to this day I've never once been back to Aldershot.

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Archie Valparaiso | 29 April 2009 - 10:21am

I'm still on my way home....

I recall a several hour wait to get out of the "carpark", involving sleeping in the car, 5 of us in a mini, old style size.

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Retropath2 | 29 April 2009 - 10:28am

Is that ye...

... on the cover of Bob's new album?

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Nicodemus | 29 April 2009 - 4:09pm

We've had the Zepcast...

can we now expect a Zimmercast?

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Patrick Crowther | 26 April 2009 - 6:11pm

RE: play some old

I was reading one of those free sheet interviews with Billy Ocean who's back touring and he had no problem playing the hits. His view was play what they want and get them on your side which seemed a humane and sensible way forward. Maybe BD would surprised at the reaction to some decent "old".

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Chris G | 26 April 2009 - 6:16pm

The venue is too large

I haven't been to the O2, but I did see Dylan at the NEC in 2002. The problem with these venues is that they are too large. In 1995, I saw Dylan at Brixton Academy, and it was a fantastic show and I was near enough to the front to actually be able to see him without the aid of binoculars.

Gerry Smith, the man behind the fabulous Dylan Daily and Music for Grown Ups websites, has issued a very enthusiastic review of last night's show here:

http://spacemonkeylab.com/dylandaily/blog/archives/00001056.php

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masked tortilla | 26 April 2009 - 7:11pm

How do you explain these people?

Are they maniacs in denial of the truth?

The vocals of every song are belted out in the same style with all the feeling taken out. What's the word people use? Something like 'up-singing.'

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Paul Chandler | 26 April 2009 - 9:49pm

Take care... Gerry Smith is a known Bobcat

who (with a few exceptions) scorns anything in the world of popular music that isn't Bob. On past experience, I'd take his review with a pinch of salt :-)

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stimpy | 27 April 2009 - 8:47am

Obviously a known Bobcat

but not alone in reporting a positive experience at the O2!

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masked tortilla | 28 April 2009 - 11:12am

Was at the O2 last night and

Was at the O2 last night and it was OK, no more or no less than what I expect of a Dylan live show, plenty of name that tune moments but also a couple of genuine hair on the back of the neck moments (Til I Fell in Love with You followed by Workingmans Blues was fantastic).

As for the venue, well for a 20,000 capacity venue I was impressed, none of the crowding or queuing that I've experienced at most other places.

Big plus for the venue was that I had an e-mail from the O2 and the ticket agent in the week saying that the Jubilee line would be closed and offering other options, hence we took the express boat there and back. Been stranded getting to and from too any places to not appreciate advance notice from both the venue and promoter about potential travel problems.

Left at the start of the encores to get the boat but, generally, would do this anyway at a huge venue, traveling into London for 20 years for gigs makes you used to leaving before the end to catch trains.

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NJC | 26 April 2009 - 8:44pm

It's just an opinion, but

surely it’s commonsense.

This is mainly about the venue, isn't it, rather than the performance?

MUSIC isn’t best experienced in a big tent or a hangar with 20,000 other people. It’s at its best when you sit in front of your stereo at home or in a cosy venue with a pint and a 20 foot view, such as The Musician in Leicester. I will never forget me and 18 other people watching and listening to Amos Garrett on a wet Wednesday . . .

A SPECTACLE, however, works well in a big auditorium - eg. The Pink Floyd, Genesis in the fancy dress days, etc - with flashing lights, fireworks and general bombast. (Mind you, I once saw Thin Lizzy in a sports centre in Bracknell and they came onstage accompanied by three thunder flashes. In a sports centre. The smoke found it had nowhere to go so settled on the audience! The first three songs were viewed through a fog whilst staff flapped the doors at the back.

They encored with The Rocker though, so all was well. And the support act was the brilliant Clover . . . Huey Lewis was cool once!)

An EVENT, meanwhile, is best held in a big place, such as a field near Reading, Glastonbury, Sheppton Mallet, etc. That’s because the music is secondary to The EVENT, and that’s ok.

So, set the level of your expectations and you won’t be disappointed. (Frankly, if I had the good fortune to be given free tickets to see Bob Dylan I’d expect something to go wrong!)

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davecowps | 26 April 2009 - 10:20pm

Are Love Trousers

A spectacle or an event? Or just a plain spectacular event...

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Beany | 26 April 2009 - 10:34pm

Small mercies, Mark

At least you missed Santana jamming in the encore...

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Paul Holmes | 26 April 2009 - 10:42pm

FT review

This morning's Financial Times has a fairly glowing review of the O2 show. Four stars out of five. There is a bit about his voice:
"Capping it all was the singer's groaning rasping voice: a magnificent wreck, like crumbling masonry falling from a decrepit world heritage site. Yet for all the ruination of his vocals, Dylan sounded vibrant and alive."

I haven't seen Dylan live for years but it was hit and miss when I did. I seem to recall seeing him at the Hammersmith Odeon in the early 90s when one song just ground to a halt and I think they had to start again.

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James | 27 April 2009 - 3:59am

Hammersmith '93

You mean the time the entire band fell apart during Don't Think Twice, It's All Right? Excruciating. Although I'll take that any time compared to the agony of two years earlier, when he performed entire songs with his head down, attempting neither scansion nor melody. It was like an amplified version of someone mumbling in their sleep.

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Lucas Hare | 27 April 2009 - 7:16am

www.journeyplanner.org

It is somewhat hard to sympathise with this article when the views expressed by the author and his fellow naysayers on the boat - that Dylan had murdered songs, that the sound was dismal, that they'd like to commit acts of physical violence - are exactly identical to the views expressed by the disgruntled folkies who walked out in 1966. (And see how favourably history looks on them!)

It's even harder to sympathise when half the article can be summed up as "I didn't have enough common sense to look at the TFL Journey Planner before I left the house."

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Theydon Bois | 27 April 2009 - 8:07am

People are missing the point

The 1966 debacle was about him playing songs with electric instrumentation, yes, but they were songs that had been originally recorded that way. In other words, only the Highway 61 Revisited and Blonde on Blonde material got the shock-horror electric treatment.

He continued to do this well into the Seventies: a "folky" first half of material from his early albums followed by the later electric material performed with The Band.

I'm sure Lucas will correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think he began to murd...er, reinterpret his folky material with new electric arrangements until the Rolling Thunder tour.

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Archie Valparaiso | 27 April 2009 - 8:20am

Not quite, Archie...

... in '66 he served up blistering versions of "Baby, Let Me Follow You Down" and "One Too Many Mornings" in the 'electric' part of his shows.

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Nicodemus | 27 April 2009 - 8:32am

I stand corrected

The main thrust of my argument holds, though, I think. He'd taken his music in another direction and mostly applied it to new material. The radical reinterpretations didn't really become a trademark of his live shows until a decade or more later.

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Archie Valparaiso | 27 April 2009 - 8:46am

Reinterpretations

I must confess that I'd still argue with that; you only need to listen to "Don't Think Twice" from Live 1964 to hear that he was already meddling with songs even before electrification. Then there's the examples that Nicodemus supplied (and don't forget 1966's devastating "I Don't Believe You"); in 1974, "Just Like A Woman" moved from 6/8 to 4/4, "All Along The Watchtower" got Hendrixised and "Blowin' In The Wind" turned into a bouncy singalong. He's always reinterpreted the material; it's what he does! And, of course, it's perfectly reasonable to dislike these reinterpretations, or to explain why they don't work, to your mind. However, the review here completely fails to engage with the music, beyond occasional swipes about "corpses of mangled songs" and similar. "Hattie Carroll" had a completely new melody at the O2, a descending figure in two different registers, authentically folky; fair enough if Ellen didn't like it, but there's barely anything in this review that demonstrates that he even noticed it.

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Theydon Bois | 27 April 2009 - 1:04pm

One thing

It wasn't a review. Never claimed to be. Started life as an email Mark sent me on Sunday morning. I suggested he put it on the blog.

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David Hepworth | 27 April 2009 - 1:45pm

Two Things...

1) It did *appear* to be a review, headed "My night at the O2 with Bob Dylan".

and

2) How did I forget to mention that '66 version of I Don't Believe You (She Acts Like We Never Have Met)?

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Nicodemus | 28 April 2009 - 11:57am
David Hepworth | 29 April 2009 - 10:46am

Thanks for the heads-up...

...excellent off-shoot discussion.

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Nicodemus | 29 April 2009 - 4:17pm

But surely the point of public transport

is that you should in urban areas be able to turn up and go, shouldn't the default setting be to assume it's working. Also who shut the Jubilee line on the night of big event and why wasn't the alternatives better . Transport isn't new in britain, the london overland lines date from 1830's, the tube from 1880's onwards, petrol driven buses from the early 1910's and the river transport from when the last ice age finished 10,000 years ago! So it should ok to expect it to work and not ruin your evening.

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Chris G | 27 April 2009 - 11:18am

I note with interest that the most recent of the dates you quote

will be a century ago next year.

Perchance the good people of UK Inc. might consider reinvesting in their infrastructure one of these centuries.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 27 April 2009 - 12:14pm

Working public transport

I don't think it's unreasonable to point out that (a) the closure of the Jubilee Line was advertised weeks in advance by TFL, (b) TFL aren't obliged to arrange their maintenance work around Bob Dylan's tour schedule, and (c) the overwhelming majority of public transport in London was in perfect working order. I took the bus, and was at the O2 in plenty of time.

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Theydon Bois | 27 April 2009 - 1:08pm

You can look at the journey planner all you want....

but if the options you get are inadequate buses, rail replacement buses and boats then it won't really help.

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Paul Chandler | 27 April 2009 - 5:41pm

I'm already feeling sorry for me folks

who have v rarely ventured to gigs but are going to see Tina Turner at the Dome next Sunday. a Sunday plus Bank Holiday weekend must mean double trouble transport wise. Maybe I should offer my taxi services like a good son should

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DogFacedBoy | 27 April 2009 - 5:44pm

What's she singing now?

This song's "Nutbush City Limits", isn't it? Or "River Deep" maybe. No, hang on...hey, it's "Private Dancer"! Wow!

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Archie Valparaiso | 27 April 2009 - 6:07pm

Yeah

I'd like to see Zimmy do that funny little dance in 6 inch high heels on a gantry as it sweeps over the first few rows. Never mind the wonderbra and the skin tight sequinned dress.

At least i got them ace seats downstairs rather than the nosebleeds. I was scared to death at the Prince gig - and not just by the 15 min jazz funk workouts

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DogFacedBoy | 27 April 2009 - 6:46pm

Glad I didn't go.....

Dylan's top of the list of acts I want to see before they pop-off. Couldn't go this time as the wife was expecting (son arrived last Wednesday as it goes.) So decided to miss out.

Thank the lord I did judging by Mr Ellen's reviews.

I too am not a fan of the O2. I've been 3 times now (Zeppelin, Springsteen, Stevie Wonder,) and each time the view/sound has been appalling and getting out of that joint to the train is a mad panic/run otherwise you will be damned to spend a couple of hours trying to get home.

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Almost Simon | 27 April 2009 - 10:09am

What's The Definition Of Getting Old?

When you start worrying about how to get home just three songs into the set. I've been to the O2 four times now and each time it was fine, boat there and Jubilee line back. Emirates fantastic too, though that may be due to the fact I can walk there and back. Wouldn't go to see Dylan if he was playing at the end of the street, but that's another story. Mind how you go. Etc.

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barneytabasco | 27 April 2009 - 10:44am

Glad I missed O2

Looks like there are lots of different issues going on here and I'm not sure how much Dylan has to to with any of it.

He doesn't organise trips to and from the venue so can't be held responsible for that side of the experience can he?

He isn't a time capsule of a character from the 60s and he doesn't claim to be. That's not what Bob Dylan is about is it?

Don't expect some sort of miracle to happen and he suddenly develops a sweet voice now that he is 67 years old.

When I was 13 years old in the early sixties I remember people hating his voice just as much as now but, back then, people were sensible enough not to spend money on going and see him if they didn't like him. Things have changed but Bob doesn't care, it's not his fault.

I saw him on Friday night in Sheffield and I didn't expect him to talk to me, why would he? His communication is the music and his voice was exactly what I expected. If you listen to his most recent recordings you will know what to expect, don't get upset when he doesn't meet unreal expectations. Do we get this sort of polarisation when Tom Waits sings? Dylan grunts and growls, but he grunts and growls in all the right places, like all the great bluesmen did and do.

Listen to the new album, out today. Thats the voice I heard on Friday night. Some of the songs on the new album are outstanding. He isn't trying to con anyone. His voice has changed and in some peoples opinion it might be shot but he is not pretending to be anything other than Bob Dylan.

If you want to see the Bob Dylan of the sixties, seventies etc etc, buy a DVD. If you want to hear the song as it was when it was recorded, buy the CD. If you want to see / hear Bob Dylan as he is today then go to a concert.

I am so excited about going to Liverpool on Friday night. If he can 'mash up' another song and perform it as well as he did with 'Boots of Spanish leather' in Sheffield last Friday, or give a beautiful rendition of 'Make you feel my love' again then I will be very pleased.

As for that boat trip Mark, take a listen to 'Bear Mountain Picnic' again. The guy who wanted to punch Dylan? 'arms and legs were broken, my feet were splintered, head was cracked couldn't walk, talk, smell, feel, couldn't see, didnt know where i was, I was bald...quite lucky to be alive though'.

I guess he had lost all his picnic spirit too?

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Chis Blackett | 27 April 2009 - 2:15pm

Goodly grief

Now I know how Richard Dawkins must feel whenever the creationists get started on the human eye.

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Archie Valparaiso | 27 April 2009 - 3:39pm

Apart from the crazy "God years"

Dylan has never spoken to the audience. Anyone who has had the pleasure of watching his Hard Rain live video from 1976 will recall that his only comment was "Well, I'll be damned" when the rain stopped. That show was broadcast on UK and US TV, about which reviewers complained that he didn' talk to the audience, rearranged the songs so no one could recognise them, and that the band looked like a bunch of terrorists! I belive the expression is "plus ca change...."

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masked tortilla | 28 April 2009 - 11:18am

Garbo speaks!

He spoke several times during every Earls Court show in '78 - always announcing the intermission with "I gotta go make a telephone call" - and on the Budokan live album from the same period he was almost personable, introducing about half the songs with a bit of chat. I wouldn't call it rapport, exactly, but at least it wasn't his now-standard downright rudeness.

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Archie Valparaiso | 28 April 2009 - 11:30am

And in 1993

During the Hammersmith debacle I mentioned above, Dylan announced that Tony Garnier was going to play a bass solo. Then, when it all started to fall apart, he claimed, "This has been rehearsed like, a hundred times. This guy plays. He really does"; and then when it all went irredeemably wrong, he joked: "Maybe I'll get rid of him". The crowd went nuts because Dylan was (a) speaking and (b) making a joke. The crowning irony is that Garnier has now played substantially more gigs with Dylan than any other musician.

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Lucas Hare | 28 April 2009 - 2:26pm

Version Control

For most people, I imagine, the problem isn't so much that he reinterprets his songs - I've certainly no issue with that - but that he often does it so hopelessly. He's possibly unique in having fans that are so forgiving.

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Barry Womm | 28 April 2009 - 11:40am

Well said!

New record is ace isn't it?

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Pete | 2 May 2009 - 7:59pm

New record

I think is rather dull.

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Lucas Hare | 4 May 2009 - 11:18am

The O2 is Hell

The one and only time I went there (to see a horribly Disneyfied Tutenkhamen exhibition on a press night) there was no Tube, no buses, no boats, no way out. We eventually got a taxi after about a 90-minute wait.

I vowed never to go again, and seeing as I don't like the thought of seeing bands playing shopping centres that won't be an issue.

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Five-Centres | 27 April 2009 - 3:24pm

Thank You One and All

For an entertaining fifteen minutes reading all your contributions to the Great Bob Debate!

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wayfarer | 27 April 2009 - 4:30pm

Must admit that

having seen Mr D in 81 at Earl's Court, and iirc once more at a smaller London venue-couldn't now be sure which (no visual memory alas)-you've all done a great job of reminding me why I almost never go to a concert I can't walk to, these days.

Limits who I can see, of course, but still ...

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NickW | 27 April 2009 - 8:33pm
DogFacedBoy | 27 April 2009 - 5:05pm

The problem with the tubes

Reminded me of bad memories at trying to get out of Cardiff in December 2005 after a concert at the Millennium stadium, and when network rail decided they needed to do routine work on the rails between Cardiff and Newport and lay on replacement buses which by the time they arrived at Newport the last train England bound had already gone.

The taxis did a killing that night getting concert goers home to England.

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DavidShep | 27 April 2009 - 8:51pm

Me, I don't live in London...

...and nothing that's been said here makes me regret that in any way!

On a similar theme to the above, I stopped going to Van Morrison concerts, having been to five or six over maybe 12-15 years, when I decided that the transcendental experience that diehards kept promising simply wasn't going to happen - all I kept getting for my money was a shouty, grumpy old boor who kept mistreating his audience, having taken significant amounts of their money. And I'm FROM East Belfast, for goodness sake (if anyone wants some Paris buns washed down with Wordsworth & Coleridge and Mahalia Jackson with potted herrings in case we get famished down on Cyprus Avenue, my guided tours are competitively priced). It pains me that this sour-faced, dysfunctional bollox is the best we can offer the world, it really does...

That said, 'The Man' may yet have grasped some kind of 11th hourdignity from the jaws of fan-weary disinterest by making an uncharacteristic effort and presenting 'Astral Weeks' in its entirety with strings and winds. I don't particularly want to hear it personally, but it's a decent gesture after all these years of black-suited bar-band R&B stodge. Bob could learn something from him.

No doubt Bob's diehardiest apologists would be appalled at the suggestion but their man is, after all, just another individual in the entertainment game. I get a feeling here that a large part of his audience at the O2, at least, might have appreciated some old-fashioned effort on the crowd-pleasing front. What's the betting he'll be back next year doing the complete 'Blood On The Tracks' with the original musicians?

(...sound of tumbleweeds blowing wistfully through the massive as few dare to hope, and many more have finally, wisely decided they wouldn't bother taking the ticket-buying risk even if he did... ...Mark Ellen tosses coin; Mrs Ellen swiftly remembers sock-drawers needing tidied that night; whichever night it is...)

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Colin H | 27 April 2009 - 9:33pm

One of the songs from Mark's Night...

[audio only]


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Nicodemus | 27 April 2009 - 11:27pm

Sounds like..

Krusty The Clown. Love it!

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shane pacey | 27 April 2009 - 11:35pm

Blimey

it's Vic Reeves having a laugh, isn't it?

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Captain Underpants | 28 April 2009 - 6:23am

This is a joke, right ?

I'm afraid that my "Bob" knowledge is non existant - other than being aware of a few tracks, I have never felt the need to explore this side of Rock & Roll.

But you actually paid good money to go & listen to this ? Seriously ? And some of you are trying to defend it?

The poster above is spot on, it does sound like Vic Reeves.

The emperor wears no clothes - soryr if this offends or upsets anyone. But that is shit.

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the mvps | 29 April 2009 - 12:27pm

I think he's

turning into the Great McGonagall.

What intrigues me is that he's still capable of making really good records - I love Modern Times, havent had chance to hear the new one yet - his radio show proves the mind is still sharp and the voice capable and yet concerts appear to be a total bloody shambles.

Surely he can tell the difference, and if so, why do this to your legacy? Because at his age, like a President in his 8th year, he must be looking at his legacy? Or is it just that he has less money than we think he has?

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Molesworth | 29 April 2009 - 6:31pm

The O2 disaster

'course there is a theory that McGonagall was a great satirist, who was knowingly taking the piss ...

http://www.geocities.com/williamtopazmcgonagall/

"At a brief appearance in debtor's court a year later McGonagall explained that his poverty could be attributed to "scarcity of work". The memoirs of a number of first-hand witnesses, including William Power, Lewis Spence Neil Munro and Lowden MacCartney all confirm that there was, during McGonagall's time, some question as to whether he was "`fooling them to the top of their bent' because of the profit attached". As one letter to the editor of the Edinburgh Evening Dispatch recalled in the early thirties, McGonagall was "not so daft":

So long as you bought you were at liberty to humour him to the top of his bent. We young fellows used to pretend to take his poems seriously, and, after buying, he would "let himself go" for our benefit, but all the time he had an eye to the main chance."

That wasn't what you meant though ... was it ?

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NickW | 29 April 2009 - 8:23pm

No

but it's much better, so let's pretend it was.

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Molesworth | 29 April 2009 - 8:26pm

Bob Dylan - comedy genius

I think we'll come to appreciate his satirical wit when he's acting as daisy fertiliser. People are paying a fortune to go and watch, and he: a) doesn't play songs people want to hear b) speak c) plays deliberately badly d)appears to gargle mouthwash/ speak in tongues throughout the entire set. And people still clap/whoop/go and see him again.

When you pay up to and over 50 quid for a ticket, you're no longer just a fan - you're a customer. So boo and jeer; walk out if need be. But most of all, have a good laugh at him, because that's probably what he's doing to you. I can see the scene, backstage:

Bob: "Right lads, I'm gonna do the first few numbers in the style of a tramp who's recently attended a seminar on how to be vocally incoherent. And I bet people still clap."

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peterthecook | 30 April 2009 - 11:38am

The LINES they ARE A changin'

The comments that accompany this recording on Youtube are universally positive. Maybe people need it to be good because it’s Dylan. I like Bob too, but there's no getting around the fact that this performance is dreadful.

The backing band sound like they’re surreptitiously auditioning for work on the German beer festival circuit, but the real problem lies with Dylan – not his voice, but the way that he sings. Where once was a passionate social commentator with a message to get across, he can now barely be bothered to pronounce the words. If this is a radical vocal reinterpretation then it’s done out of boredom and very much on the hoof. The only amusement he appears to derive comes from peppering the over-familiar lines with random inflections. Close your eyes and you imagine that you are being serenaded by an elderly Scooby Doo.

A performer can commit a multitude of sins in but surely coasting through a set with something approaching contempt for the material and for the people who have come to see you perform is one of the worst.

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backwards7 | 28 April 2009 - 7:16pm

Living in a box

The other day I opened a box looking for some old papers and found some songs I wrote when I was about 19. Ahem. Let's just say I wouldn't write them that way today. Then I thought what it must be like to >earn your living by singing the songs you wrote when you were basically another person.

Then I thought what it must be like to have books written about those songs, to know that fanzines analyse every dodgy-drug-influenced word of them, that obsessives had been rooting around your rubbish bins for any scraps of discarded relatives of those songs, and that for decades people had been calling you a brilliant poet - Walt Whitman with an attitude - a genius, a messiah and not just a, but the, spokesman for a generation.

The conclusion was that I don't just think, I know<, that my distaste for those songs, accumulated over the intervening decades, would only be matched by my contempt for those fool enough to pay 50 pounds to hear me murder them night after night, very soon in a town near you.

But I wouldn't care. To paraphrase Liberace, I'd be croaking all the way to the bank.

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Archie Valparaiso | 29 April 2009 - 8:43pm

"serenaded by an elderly Scooby Doo..."

...Absolutely spot-on, penetrating and definitive analysis there, Backwards!

How ANYONE can look themselves in the eye and still pay money time after time to see this clown in concert making his weirdo postmodern mockery of his audience is beyond me (or is he really just, well, crap - and not able to see it and nobody in his entourage able to tell him?).

In the beginning was The Word,
and The Word was with Bob,
and The Word was Bob...
but then The Word suddenly wook up and realised that Bob was just bloody dreadful these days and quickly found somebody else with a beard, with at least an ounce of musicality, and decided to stick that fellow on the cover instead, and crossed its editorial fingers that the massive would forgive them their press passes - those who had used press passes against them - and lead them unto The Temptations, cos at least those guys could hold a tune...

...oh, I'll stop there... :-)

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Colin H | 29 April 2009 - 10:07pm

Sounds pretty good to me.

What are you people on about? I love his voice. From 'World Gone Wrong' onwards he's never been better.

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Pete | 2 May 2009 - 3:43pm

I think everyone may be missing..

..the point about how FUNNY these "manglings" often are.
My wife and I howl at some of the live footage we've seen.

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shane pacey | 28 April 2009 - 2:51am

That Clip

Jesus wept, I had no idea it was THAT bad. What's wrong with him? Sounds like a dog growling at a fairground.

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barneytabasco | 28 April 2009 - 9:04am

The voice

has evolved over the years. The 60s "sand and glue" voice that everyone complained about at the time (listen again to "Moonshiner" and "Tomorrow is a long time" - http://open.spotify.com/track/5LK394NQq8mv18LechgC8T and http://open.spotify.com/track/0ZINJuy87k6hKwMopiPjw1) became the "Nashville Skyline" croon in 1969. On the "New Morning" LP the following year he sounds pretty damned gruff (http://open.spotify.com/track/7i04n5XiioC3rywdyBTOmm) while he sings quite sweetly on the duets with Emmylou on "Desire" from 1976 (http://open.spotify.com/track/2SASwlOQT04OWOkCuetAek). The voice started to go strangely "thin" around this time - compare the "Desire" voice with the "Street Legal" voice in 1978 (http://open.spotify.com/track/1Bu3Vkqkr21oRsJ5nAV0K8) and by the time "Heart of Mine" came out in 1981, vocally he was a long way from the 60s.(http://open.spotify.com/track/7tOFKTQi6mI5bzvjuNN9A4). Since then, the never ending tour has taken its toll, but "Lone Pilgrim" from 1993 ( http://open.spotify.com/track/6DX7tuDWcxkLE9OKw0wuXN) and "Moonlight" from 2001 (http://open.spotify.com/track/38oEOc1evLfzewtUX33Txj) are good examples of quality late Dylan singing.

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masked tortilla | 28 April 2009 - 11:35am

Public transport

As someone who regularly comes to London for concerts I'm always astonished at the transport situation at most venues. Now I live in Berlin which has 24-hour public transport (which we always complain about of course) and a situation like the one described above is unthinkable here - not because Berlin transport is more efficient than their British counterpart, but because they handle it differently.
For big concert (and sports) events here the fee for any public transport is already included in the ticket price. The transport company gets money from the promoter for this, so they do everything to get it going smoothly (otherwise they had to pay the money back). So a fleet of busses or trains is waiting when the concert has finally finished (!), and as there's no need for ticket control or paying, no-one has to wait too long. And as for "London Transport arranging repair work around Dylan's tour schedule"? Why not?! That's why they have "Public" in their company's name.

Oh, and maybe Dylan used up all his charm at the Berlin gig on April 1st - he smiled a lot, chatted a bit and even felt the need to croak "Hello Berlin, how'ya doin..."

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Mychael | 28 April 2009 - 1:23pm

But what did Mrs. Ellen think?

(She being the expert in all things Dylan)

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Steven C | 28 April 2009 - 1:27pm

Bob Thumbs Up and Whingers Thumbs Down

I have been traveling to London from Dublin since 1990 for a great many Bob Dylan ,Stones,Wilco,Ben Harper,Iggy Gigs etc to name a few.
I have just read the various comments about getting to the venue,Bob was brutal etc.
Christ on a Bike!! What a bunch of moaning pussies you all are! .Oh I couldnt get to the far side of the city.Boo Hoo! Whatever happens,happens! re getting too and from shows.
Set out early is my advice.
I caught a London Gatwick flight at 2pm.Just about to take off when someone choked down front.Que Fire Truck,Ambulance and recovery vehicles.A 30 min delay and away we went.I then caught the Gatwick express to Victoria,no time to check in to hotel so got tube to Westminster.I then hotfooted it across the bridge to catch the 5.30 boat that did not leave till 6pm.Arrived at the 02 to catch second half of United V Spurs game then headed into venue.
I thought Bob was great,slightly below par of Brussels show earlier in week but a better perf than the Roundhouse gig the following night which I would say was very good.And I did meet Bill Wyman and had a chat so Yippee there.
After the 02 show we trickled out (I was in 10th row on left side on floor) and wandered back to the quay for the boat back to London Eye(a 10 min wait at most).
So I have no complaints and even if I did its my problem to get too and from a show even if I have to walk!.
What a bunch of whingers! Grow up for chrissake!
And as for Mark Ellen, he needs a good kick up the arse!
A Free ticket as well and still moans!
I met him at Bishopstock some years ago and thought he was sound enough,but now I think he should be ran out of London on a rail!

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BigJim | 28 April 2009 - 5:54pm

Fair enough BigJim

Speaking for myself, I don't want to lose an entire Saturday getting to and from a 90 minute gig.

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Paul Chandler | 28 April 2009 - 7:38pm

Especially...

...if its as dreadful as this one so very clearly was.

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Colin H | 29 April 2009 - 10:25am

Maggie's Farm

I seem to remember on last week's podcast that Mark wasn't going to stay for the encores, and he'd be on his way as soon as Bon kicked off Maggie's Farm. Let's hope Mark missed the start of the gig, since that's what Bob premiered with.

And yes, the transport was a nightmare. I'd subscribed to the TFL updates, so I knew the tubes were screwed. But even taking a taxi in meant that we took 2 hours from Fulham :-( Note that the Jubilee line is down for most weekends, so bear that in mind for your next weekend enormo-dome excursion.

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oops | 29 April 2009 - 11:12am

The O2

I have seen two concerts at the O2. Had good seats for both shows (i.e not up in the clouds) and the sound was utterly abysmal on both nights. It's a colossal dome that was never designed to host music. Clearly, playing to 20 000 paying punters in one night is a big payday for the artist but a really lousy deal for the fans. Stay away.

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DavidC | 29 April 2009 - 11:26am

As I said earlier

The venue is too big...

Funny that "proper" concert halls are designed so you can hear a triangle tinkle on the stage right at the back of the hall, yet someone thinks that rock concerts can be played in surroundings that are completely unsympathetic to actually hearing the music properly. I would include the Hammy O in this criticism too. How about Bob playing the Festival Hall or the Barbican?

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masked tortilla | 29 April 2009 - 6:15pm

This is true

Symphony Hall Birmingham has the best accoustic I know, whether CBSO, Paul Brady, Jackson Browne, Elvis with only Steve Nieve and, hopefully, in 2 days time, Madeleine Peyroux. I would love it if the NEC and NIA fillers would be brave enough to try a night or several here.

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Retropath2 | 29 April 2009 - 6:55pm

STOP PRESS:

Sound bad at Symphony Hall shocker..... Well, to be fair, the sound probably wasn't, as in the accoustic, but the balance and the cause of it certainly was. I refer to Madeleine Peyroux, whose first 2 LPs I have enjoyed, admittedly as much for her arrangements of emerging standards by Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits.
Anyhow, there we are, having enjoyed a stunning unexpected opener from a Bryan Corbett trio of trumpet (?flugelhorn), piano and double bass, replacing Sara Colman. Beautifully controlled tones and mellifluous sound balance. High hopes, then. So, on come the band, a Jamie Cullen lookee-likee on drums, the Proclaimers on bass and guitar and an earnest fella on keys, followed by Madeleine in an unusual ringmasters costume. Straight into "Dance Me 'Til the End of Time" and somethings wrong. The band seem to be OK, if a little sterile, but Ms. Peyroux sweeps in at what seems to be the wrong key, at the wrong entry, with unusual emphasis and slurring/blurring beyond her trademark busky style. And so it continued, with a total lack of contact with the audience, beyond a gawky awkwardness. It all sounded wrong. Audience loved it, mind, but I am afraid Mrs Path had to make our excuses and leave. V. disappointing indeed. We didn't even find a good curry after (see elsewhere....)

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Retropath2 | 2 May 2009 - 9:04am

Macca (no, not that one) enjoyed her

Neil McCormick in the Telegraph seems to have thought she was just fine at the Barbican.

Does this mean I need to add yet another critic to my Trust With Extreme Caution list? Retro is seldom wrong about these things.

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Archie Valparaiso | 2 May 2009 - 9:28am

Yeah, I read that...

Thanks for the words, Archie. I checked out the reviews on-line this morning, wondering if I was "wrong", noting the Telegraph review and another, more sycophantic still, from the Guardian. however the Times chap really hit well the problem as I and he saw it. Mrs Path and I were at row H at symphony Hall, which is really pretty damn close.
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/...

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Retropath2 | 2 May 2009 - 11:30am

Symphony Hall is terrific

That Costello / Nieve show from a few years back was spellbinding as much because you could hear everything as the pure performance itself. Saw Lou Reed there in 92, and that was equally as good.

I dont understand why when you go to see a band, the sound seems so irrelevant. You don't go to an art gallery and see the paintings through an opaque glass do you?

That's why I'm not bothering with the Dan this time, much as I'd love to, because it's the NIA again. Saw them there last time and for a band so intent on detail, you can't hear any in there. 50 quid is a lot of dough to be disappointed.

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Molesworth | 29 April 2009 - 7:05pm

grmph

as a regular visitor to Brum, I bought my ticket for Steely Dan not knowing how grim the NIA was - my first experience of it this week with Bob was doubleplus ungood. I was mildly heartened by some comments referring to the sound having been better at other gigs.

still, I've never seen them and who knows when I'll get the chance again ?

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elhombremalo | 2 May 2009 - 8:30pm

another one for the Symphony Hall

saw Elvis there with Nieve and another with the Imposters.

Find the Barbican old, stuffy and clapped out in comparison. The sound in the RFH has definitely improved since the refit. The mix for David Byrne was simply spot on the other week.

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DogFacedBoy | 29 April 2009 - 10:22pm

I Saw Elvis and the Brodsky's at Symphony Hall on Friday

and the sound was very good (not so sure about the performance, but that's probably a matter of personal taste). It's definitely my venue of choice in the Midlands.

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 30 April 2009 - 11:47am

Backstage with Bob Dylan...


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StringerBell | 30 April 2009 - 9:37am

Bob

He's Bob Dylan. He can do pretty much what he likes. I would have thought that these days his audience know to expect just that.

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xorg | 30 April 2009 - 4:39pm

President Bob

That's what Nixon said. Didn't wash, did it.

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Archie Valparaiso | 30 April 2009 - 5:13pm

Deja Vu

on reading Mark Ellen's comment " the seats are so far away we can only assume Dylan is the one in the white hat. "

Many, many moons ago (oh, alright, 1978), I saw Bob Dylan at a big open-air gig in Blackbushe - from afar as the coach from Swansea took ages to get to Surrey. Soon after the start of Dylan's opening number, a mexican wave of sorts rippled back slowly to where we were standing. The man in front of me turned round as it reached him and passed on this comment about the matchstick figures faintly visible in the far distance.

"Dylan's wearing a Top Hat - pass it on".

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DLM | 2 May 2009 - 12:13am

Let's not support them anymore

I agree with Andrew Collins that Dylan fans, and anyone who continues to pay extortionate prices, are their own worst enemy. There comes a point, and we have reached it with Dylan, the Stones and The Who, where they should just stop. I saw the Stones on their last tour and, apart from Mick, they were pathetically awful. I didn't go see the Who on their recent tour but reviews suggested they are now a pale imitation.
But of course they won't stop, not while people are willing to travel for hours and pay 50 quid a ticket to stand miles from the stage and drink warm beer at a fiver a pint. As FZ one said, I think, save your money don't go to the show.

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Nick Duvet | 2 May 2009 - 11:16am

partly agree

Dylan, never again, for sure.

We saw the Stones at the SECC in Glasgow a few years back and they were pretty darn good - good sound, good performances, plenty charm.

The only bands who I think could tempt me to an NIA/SECC-size gig now are the ones where I might not get the chance again - Steely Dan being the next example. But if they can't make the sound OK, then I'll resign myself to not seeing anything else at the NIA.

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elhombremalo | 2 May 2009 - 8:33pm

Well...

I think Dylan is well past the point where he cares what people think. But I think he carries on touring because he's a working musician, and he probably feels that that means he should be playing music live. Of course, being paid for it is a considerable bonus. Better than working for a living, as they say.

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Lucas Hare | 2 May 2009 - 11:19am

The gig and the journey back...

Ah, Dylan at Blackbushe. I was there. I know this because there is a photo of me there, beard and 70s check shirt like a bistro tablecloth. On the horizon are some minute figures on the stage. Can't remember what Dylan sang, how he sounded, who else played, etc. Do remember chaos getting away, got back to London in middle of night and ended up sleeping on Waterloo station - by the ticket office, since you ask.
Next Bob experience, the Fleadh, sometime in the 90s, he used his duck voice and struck heavy metal axeman poses as if he found the whole thing a joke. If I'd been sober and gone just to see him I think I would have been dismayed, but it was quite enjoyable in a preposterous kind of way. The report next day on GLR said people in the crowd were laughing, and they were right. Nice short walk home though.
NEC 2000. Pretty damn good I thought, haven't wanted to risk disappointment by going to see Dylan since. Got lost in urban motorway jungle on the way home...

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badpoolcaller | 3 May 2009 - 6:24pm

Blackbushe

Myself and a friend hitch hiked overnight on the Friday from Oop North, got to Blackbushe at about 4pm on the Saturday, hitch hiked overnight again on Saturday and all of Sunday, getting home at 5am Monday morning.
No sleep since Thursday night (and no we were not on drugs -wish we had been).Also got a fine for attempting to hitch hike on a motorway.
You London boys have got it easy

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jamie d | 6 May 2009 - 9:26am

Ah yes...

but Bickershaw was right on your doorstep :-)

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stimpy | 6 May 2009 - 1:29pm

5 a.m. Monday

Luxury! As stated above, I'm still on my way back. Current whereabouts uncertain but the walls are very soft.

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Retropath2 | 6 May 2009 - 10:38am

Blackbushe

Damn! OK Retropath2 - you win.

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jamie d | 6 May 2009 - 1:20pm

Led Zeppelin

Completely OT here --

I came across an old interview Mark did with Jimmy Page and Roy Harper courtesy of Youtube. It was HILARIOUS! Good job Mark! Yes, each year that passes shows what an intergalatic GOD Page/Zep was, but hey, what fun to kick them in the balls a little bit.

The fact of the matter is Zep WAS excessive in many respects. 20 MINUTE GUITAR SOLOS with Page all alone and some insipid effects box? WTF?!?!

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bradzepfan | 23 July 2009 - 3:25pm

Insipid effects box?

What ARE you on about?

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stimpy | 23 July 2009 - 4:08pm

Perhaps he's referring to..

..the Theremin, Pagey wasn't big on effects, other than a bit of fuzz and wah.

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shane pacey | 24 July 2009 - 3:50pm

My point exactly :-)

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stimpy | 24 July 2009 - 4:23pm
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