Entertainment For Lively Minds
My new favourite game
As part of my domestic chores, I have the responsibility of maintaining/updating the FPOs i-Pod.
Gadget, computers, music - whats not to like about the arrangement? Plus it gets me out of cleaning the bog (win-win all round I guess)
Anyway, bored with the usual loading of ABBA, Carpernters, The Best 80s Album Ever, Another 80s Album, Some more stuff from the 80s (do you spot a trend?) I have taken to adding the odd "mystery track" purely for my own childish amusement.
The number of clouts round the head I've received in the past fortnight is increasing by the day.
(She only ever listens to it on Random, so never actually notices the content until its playing)
A selection of recent clouts:
John Otway - Bunsen Burner
Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts)
Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
Terry Scott - My Brother
Terry Wogan - Floral Dance
Toy Dolls - My Wifes a Psycopath (very big whack for that one!)
I dread to think what will happen when she finds Trout Mask Replica?
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Charlene
Surely that would be seen as a 1980s "classic" as I seem to remember it got to number 1.
It did
and I only put it on because she told me she hated it!
I applaud your
enterprising mind and I can recommend a good divorce lawyer LOL
I am single
any wonders why?
Next time what about
Push It by Salt n'Pepa, would that go down well?
Spinal Tap
Big Bottom just added
(I may have a bruised head soon)
What about some AC/DC?
You could start with the pleading "Rock n Roll Aint Noise Pollution" and gradually build it up to "Big Balls"...just a thought!
Spinal tap
also have a nice song about not very obedient female dogs who require more education.
Something similar........
As a Villa fan I'm still trying to find out whether it was the wife or the daughter who stuck Mr Bluesky by ELO on my ipod.
One of them is going to have xmas cancelled for that crime.............the thumbscrews are coming out!
(for the non football fans, it is not only an anthem down the sty - the home of our rivals small heath alliance - it is sung by a band who themselves are part of the great unwashed inbreds who follow that team)
Something nice by Destruction would be good.
That jolly toe-tapper Bestial Invasion would be nice. And if nothing else, it'll shift her earwax.
Surely that'll require...
a follow up with Nine Inch Nails, Closer
How About ?
Queen's "Fat-Bottomed Girls", and Wayne County's finest moment if you really want to push it ??
Mozza
The Mozzfather has two classics it would be cruel to subject your better half to: Girlfriend in a coma and You're the one for me, fatty.
My funny Valentine might be taken as a compliment, unless she listens to the lyrics.