..All those nights I try so hard to forget"

...it's never enough'

(But My Thinkin' Got Me A Wife)'

All My Exes.......Wear Rolexes (John Daly)

If Drinking Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will

... but how about "Everyone thinks I'm paranoid"?

And is "Livin' Single Drinkin' Double" a real song? Its one of those ones that gets mentioned a lot...

Many mornings/lunchtimes in County Donegal are spent debating whether or not to have the first pint of Guinness for the day. Inevitably someone says "Sure, its five o'clock somewhere".

This usually leads to none of us actually seeing five o'clock, mind you!

Made up. My favourite real one being the seminal "When you leave me, walk out backwards so I think you're coming in".

1. 'I Failed The Breath Test In The Bedroom (Now My Love Licence Has Been Revoked)'
2. 'She Said Goodbye ('Cos My Good Buy Cost Her Her Holiday)'
3. 'Last Night (The Kettle Let Me Down)'
4. 'When This Old Dog Barks, It Means She's Gonna Howl'
5. 'Leaving Cashville (One Must-Have Album At A Time)'
6. 'Christmas Card From The Repo Man'

They always seem to use them, don't they? A few years ago, some friends and I formed an imaginary country/folk group. I've long forgotten most of our song titles, but...

1) It's Hard to be Hard (When You're Soft on the Drink)
2) Yesterday's Sandwiches, Tomorrow's Children.
3) I Only Drink on Calendar Days
4) Can Stephen Hawkins' Voicebox (do a Cheeky Camp Hurrah)
5) The Devil Went Down to George Best.

(on Room 101, when he picked fake country like Garth Brooks).

Real country is:

- pouring bourbon on your cornflakes

- eating dinner out of a frisbee.

I'm just a crumb in your breadbox of love.

There's a little box of pine on the seven twenty-nine

And this one is (I think) from the sleevenotes of a Stephen Bishop album:

I'm so miserable now you're gone, it's almost like having you here.

I Still Miss My Man (But My Aim is Getting Better)

is a book title but I think it would make a great song title.... and perhaps it already was. Does anyone know?