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My guitar gently weeps, as I force it to be complicit in the murder of another song.

Dave Amitri's picture

I've given in to my cold and come home early from work. I would like to take the time to share the story of a middle aged man and his pink guitar. It took 42 of my 44 years to finally decide I wanted to learn how to play guitar, so with my usual care and consideration I bought a pink acoustic from e-bay for £80 as I thought it would be more wife friendly and The Usborne "Learn To Play Guitar" book. "This will be a piece of cake" I thought, the Usborne book expected me to be patient and learn each stage before I moved on to the next, pah! So I typed Del Amitri into www.ultimate-guitar.com and began trying to learn "Tell Her This" and so it has continued for 2 years. I can now play A, C, D, G, AM, EM and a few other simple chords. I cannot play bar chords, if I place my index finger across the first fret I cannot get the rest of my fingers anywhere near the neck, it's like there's a magnetic field that I just can't breach. I can't pluck, only strum I just don't have the mental agility or dexterity to co-ordinate my fingers to hold strings down with one hand while plucking with the other and what's more I can't be arsed to learn. I've also had to fit a capo on the first fret because the strings are so high it hurts my fingers to the point that the ends were almost bleeding, I don't think it helps the tuning. Suffice to say I've learnt half a dozen Dels songs (occasionally exchanging an F for AM) and a few others. Among them an acoustic version of "Livin On A Prayer" and my current favourite an acoustic version of "Poker Face". So my guitar playing, with a voice like a drain brings a resigned indifference from the wife and innocent patronising from the kids that is unbearable "sounds great Dad" as they close the door to their room and turn up Vampire Weekend. Despite this I have an ambition to appear on "Britains Got Talent" under my Dave Amitri pseudonym because although in my heart I know I am bloody useless, in my head I sound like this.

The obligatory end of post question is this, are there any other popular yet simple tunes you can recommend I should learn. No bar chords or difficult plucking allowed.

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The Beatles

I'm not the biggest fan necessarily, but from the other end of the spectrum to you (nearly 30 years of playing) I'll always recommend The Beatles for learning songs on an acoustic.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beatles-Complete-Chord-Songbook/dp/0711974594/re...

There are more difficult chords involved, but you can google chords online these days and find easy to play versions!

(where bar chords are concerned, just play the E shape up and down the neck. When the guitar is in tune it can be a very pleasing sound.

But it sounds like you need a better guitar. One with a lower action, and maybe a narrower neck. A good guitar can make the world of difference when you play.

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SimonL | 12 March 2010 - 4:12pm

Under the thumb much.

A PINK guitar!!!!!!

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Pencilsqueezer | 12 March 2010 - 4:12pm

I bet Dave's got lacy cuffs on his shirts..

Pink guitar indeed. Have you no shame, David?

(And we've got the best Captcha yet: "What is the first word in the phrase "fuq wibu usezito qejim rucut"?"

I'm going to enjoy this..)

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Lenny Law | 12 March 2010 - 5:18pm

At least it's not a pink

At least it's not a pink oboe ;)

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Dr Volume | 12 March 2010 - 5:24pm

Under the thumb? Yep

Frilly cuffs? Nope
Pink Oboe? You bet
Look, it fits in the with decor in the boudoir which is the only place I'm allowed to play.

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Dave Amitri | 12 March 2010 - 6:17pm

Velvet Underground - Sunday Morning

contains

G, C, D, Em, A, Am

and that's about it

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badger_king | 12 March 2010 - 4:24pm

Barre Chords

I never learned how to play them properly. I just stick my thumb over the top to hit the Low E and A strings (yes, my glove size is large, most players can at least hit the Low E) making the rest of the shape with the other four fingers. Neat trick if you can stretch although guitar purists claim it's "bad" technique that will lead to tendinitis. What do they know, ha!?

Failing that, just play the bottom 4 strings. Or even try the bottom 3 strings with the "D or Dm" shaped chord moving up and down the fret board. It's fun playing the guitar.

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TedLoaf | 12 March 2010 - 4:39pm

A beginner's guide to fingering

When I started to learn guitar (plucking the fat-necked Spanish Audition acoustic, £9 5s from Woolworths, whenever my brother, the legitiate owner, left the house) I added the chord of F to the mix simply be pressing, and playing, the top 4 strings only.

Barre not required. I commend the learning of it to you, it may extend your repertoire.

Speaking of which: you can add many of the songs of Simon & Garfunkel, given your current chord list. America and Bridge Over Troubled Water are not among them.

And to echo SimonL, try to have a go on a decent instrument and see what a difference it can make. No amount of effort can overcome the dead weight of a bad guitar.

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Vernier Caliper | 12 March 2010 - 4:42pm

Bad guitars help you play better

One of the positives about learning on a bad guitar is that when you play on a decent one you immediately become a gazillion times better.

For easy string-bashing, try the Velvet Underground (and the D-A-G joy of 'Sweet Jane' in particular). There are tons of classic Stones songs that are a doddle too. A little more up to date, The Magnetic Fields - indeed, most of Stephin Merrit's output - can be alarmingly simple.

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Con Coleman | 12 March 2010 - 4:48pm

House of the Rising Sun

First song I ever learned.....

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Six Dog | 12 March 2010 - 4:50pm

Fretiquette

I've been 'learning' for about seven years, and only recently convinced myself to upgrade to an electric. You can't do any worse than buying one of those chord songbooks (like Simon recommends) you're likely to find in a recommended shop; though make sure you get one of the ones with the spiral spine otherwise it'll do your head in. I tend to flick through these until I find something that looks easy to play or that has a chord sequence that's recognisable and makes me look good.

Aside from having never really bothered to teach myself about scales (I know no further than major/minor scales) and having a primitive finger-picking style I think my own playing is let down by my ability to remember songs. I have to have the chords in front of me to be able to play them. Barre chords aren't too much of a difficulty, as I have long fingers, but they're either a lot easier to play on an electric (especially 'A-shaped' chords) or the the overall sound bypasses the strings I haven't pressed down with my remaining fingers.

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Tom | 12 March 2010 - 4:56pm

Please

get a better guitar.They have never been cheaper and you obviously have perseverance, so why make it hard for yourself?

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logan | 12 March 2010 - 5:06pm

new

Some Bob Dylan songs are easy enough as are the Verve. I agree with Simon that the action might be too high {the space between the fretboard and the strings].Your could take the bridge out{if its removable] and sand it down. This should lower the action but be careful not to over sand it cos the strings will buzz.
When I was learning I always found the strumming to be harder than learning the chords.

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paintyface | 12 March 2010 - 5:13pm
Patrick Crowther | 12 March 2010 - 5:16pm

Floyd

I'm no great shakes as a guitarist, but I find Floyd dead easy most of the time. I play nearly all of The Wall.

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Sting Ono | 12 March 2010 - 5:17pm

Wish you were here.

It does involve a little bit of single-string plucky stuff but it is very straightforward and is dead impressive to blokes of a certain age, especially if you do it on a twelve-string.

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Lenny Law | 12 March 2010 - 5:22pm

Opinion

it's the girls I try to impress.

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Tom | 12 March 2010 - 5:24pm

Guitar tuition on the web

At the age of 103, I am learning. Though he is perhaps the wettest man alive, I have found Justin Sandercoe's justinguitar site very helpful.

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Prunesquallor | 12 March 2010 - 5:28pm

Space Oddity

Your guitar playing is probably sloightly more advanced than mibe as I haven;t picked the thing up for at least three years.

With the chords you have mastered give Space Oddity a go - I used to be able to ply most of it a few years back.

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Uncle Wheaty | 12 March 2010 - 6:08pm

Vintage

The Vintage V300 is staggeringly good for the money. It has a slightly smaller body than the typical dreadnaught style guitar and has a lovely sweet tone. I bought one for a friend of mine. You can find them a hair under a ton.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vintage-V300-Acoustic-Guitar-Natural/dp/B002JJ5B...

As for songs, I started with a Dylan songbook - every one a winner and everyone a synch to play.

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Twangothan | 12 March 2010 - 6:10pm

Most of the Neil Young songbook.

(Provided you're content to strum through the solos.)

Also, most of R.E.M.'s stuff is based around C, Am, D, G, Em. Country Feedback is hypnotically simple. The One I Love is dead easy. And once you're ready to branch out into solos, they're normally a doddle too.

I completely agree with the other comments here about the need for a better guitar - you don't have to break the bank, and just playing something with a lower action will make a huge difference to those barre chords.

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Joe Robert | 12 March 2010 - 9:11pm

Strictly chordally...

...you're right, but actually, much of R.E.M.'s output is deceptively hard to nail. You can bash the chords, but I don't know that you'd get close enough in sound to find it satisfying.

I don't think The One I Love is ideal for someone at the strumming stage, really: it's picked, not strummed, and the left hand needs to know where it's going.

Country Feedback is a piece of piss, though.

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Bob | 12 March 2010 - 9:23pm

Get a blue one.

They sound like this.


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Beezer | 12 March 2010 - 9:25pm

Watch and learn, Dave.

Not one barré until the very last chord. Because Adrian Legg is a rubbish guitarist and can only do all that because he's got a really nice blue guitar. All done with flashy open tunings. I can play like that. I just don't because it's showing off. Plus he's got special glasses on. And there's a bloke behind the curtain playing all the difficult bits.

Bet he doesn't know Am7.

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Lenny Law | 12 March 2010 - 11:59pm

I love

AM7. Two fingers, two strings and nice noise. How embarrased am I that I didn't even spell barre right, doh!

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Dave Amitri | 13 March 2010 - 12:07am

Play a C chord....(in the normal position)

....using all the strings except the bass(E)string. Lift your 3rd finger off and play the same 5 strings....Am7.

Capo on 5.....Nothing Ever Happens

C Am7

You're going to need the F chord though. Don't try and barre. Just use your first finger for the first 2 strings. If you can't manage it, play the C note rather than the F note and you'll have FMaj7 which works not to badly. There's a Dm, G, Am and D there too.

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bigsteviecook | 13 March 2010 - 6:18am

D A G

Bad Moon Rising.

E D A - Gloria
D C G - Tangerine
AM G F - Rocking interlude as seen in Ziggy Stardust/Starway to Heaven etc
G C AM D - Wish You Were Here
E A B - Purple Haze

You can create a cheat Pinball Wizard by pretending it starts with a D-chord and adding/subtracting your pinkie to the 3rd fret on the top E string (D/DSus)

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nicktf | 12 March 2010 - 10:54pm

Uncle Vanya

Brown Eyed Girl: G C D
Madame George: G C D
And It Stoned Me: G D C
See a pattern emerging?

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PaddyH | 12 March 2010 - 11:04pm

The Clash

London Calling: Em F/ Em G
Whiteman in...: Can be done C G Am F (as can The Only Ones' 'Another Girl Another Planet')

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PaddyH | 12 March 2010 - 11:08pm

Make it easy on yourself

Get a capo and put it on the second fret, the action will be easier and the elusive barre chords move within reach...

Put it on the fifth fret, play a C shape and you have the start of 'Nothing Ever Happens" by the young Derek 'Boy' Amitri. Am, G and the dreaded F are the shapes you'll need to figure out the rest up to the 'middle 8' (which as usual is neither 8 bars or in the middle).

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Bob the dog | 13 March 2010 - 12:39am

Rake's Progress

Inspired by this thread, I picked up my dusty - and rubbish - Antoria semi-acoustic and quite accidentaly ended up playing 'The Rake's Song' by The Decemberists.

Tis a piece of cake, as long as you don't try singing it at the same time. Verses are Em, with a finger on and off the bottom E string, and the 'Alright, alright...' chorus is Am then C then back to the Em.

Oh, and 'Satellite of Love' is easy as well as being ten tons o' fun.

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Con Coleman | 13 March 2010 - 3:26pm

Willin'..

is a typical country song, 4 chords and in G:
G-D-Em-C and on "still" just push your C shape up 2 frets and back again.

Or Come Together also only 4:
Dm-A-G in the verses,
Bm-A-G-D for the chorus.

For your Love too:
Em-G-A-Am,
although the middle eight then needs
B-A-C#m-B (easy way to play the 3rd chord is push Am up 4).

To continue, try rockongoodpeople on YouTube, but there's lots more. Good luck.

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Declan | 13 March 2010 - 5:56pm

As a complete incompetent

my party piece is 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover.

I've got the Paul Simon songbook and Beatles songbook (mentioned above) and found there were very few songs I could get through.

I've flicked through quite a few buskers songbooks at the local instrument emporium, and they look like the kind of thing you need.

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Harold Holt | 14 March 2010 - 6:15am

'A beginners guide to fingering?'

I thought things had got interesting but then found it was about guitar playing.

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Steve Turner | 14 March 2010 - 8:36am
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