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"My ex Brother-in-Law's shit record collection"

Chris G's picture

This has been doing the rounds, someone amusingly using E-Bay to get some "afters" in with their sister's ex husband. Not one for Jazz funk fans possibly.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/290570522953

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I remember him..

..burgundy leather tie, Escort XR3i, probably called Darren. Fantastic!

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Prestonia | 28 May 2011 - 8:40am

I went to see Level 42 at Hammersmith in 1990...

and I swear that I have never seen so many Ford Escorts in one place. I was sitting next to someone called Gary who was wearing white jeans and a white polo neck. Appalling concert, by the way... not even the presence of jazz widdler Alan Holdsworth could rescue it.

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Patrick Crowther | 28 May 2011 - 2:47pm

Very funny

It reminds me of everywhere south of Milton Keynes 1981-1988.

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Sour Crout | 28 May 2011 - 8:56am

Yes, yes...

...but as I said on Twitter last night. Funny entry, but most of those records are great and there are more than a handful of stone-cold classics in there.

But then I'm from Essex: we all had that record collection and all the boys dressed like that. As I've said before, jazz-funk fusion was like mother's milk round our way.

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JoLean | 28 May 2011 - 9:31am

Get that bid in!

;-)

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Prestonia | 28 May 2011 - 9:47am

Linx.Light of the World,Seawind

Sorry JoLean,these are not great records wherever or whatever dimension you are from. Total tosh.

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Sour Crout | 28 May 2011 - 1:10pm

All of which were, of course, championed heavily by the NME

In 1983-5. Remember the Dancin' Master give-away cassette was chock full of Linx, Imagination, Freeez, Junior Giscombe etc.

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stimpy | 28 May 2011 - 2:20pm

Aha!

I'll give you Linx and Seawind. And most of Light of the World. But loads of that stuff is ace. If not all.

I'm from Essex originally, rather than another dimension, but I do take your point.

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JoLean | 28 May 2011 - 2:40pm

So wrong Sour Crout

There are some fantastic singles in there.

I would not swap or sell my funk and soul collection for anything.

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art vanderlay | 28 May 2011 - 3:44pm

Jazz Funkers

Takes me back to a bar called Tiffany's where the pringle set met, tried to out pastel each other and never wore shoes that had laces. If socks were worn they were white. I wore only black at the time and DMs and my clothing was a badge of pride in the face of such monstrous clothing and face muff. The 'taches were beyond ridiculous, each one on each face reminding me of Hawaiian private investigators, their only saving grace the fact that no 'tache could ever generate enough hair to be permed or mulleted into the bollock-shaped curls of the barnets on top of their invariably gormless faces.

In 1988 the soundtrack to this cancerous dandification and tonsorial terrorism was Jermaine Stewart's We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off, a song that Mr Stewart seemingly sang through blocked nasal passages in a room aerated with helium. The fact that at the time he looked more like Whitney Houston than Whitney Houston only reminded me that these perfumed ponces were spending more time on their look than their mothers or girlfriends ever did. The crime was not looking and behaving like a dandy or challenging gender stereotypes, the crime was looking like a Top Shop mannequin that's been dressed by a colour-blind 4 year-old girl who's been permanently denied access to a Barbie doll.

JoLean's right though, there are some good songs in there but the guy on E-bay is spot on with his historical perspective of a certain type of male during the 80s.

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Ahh_Bisto | 28 May 2011 - 10:36am

We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off

A song which, on the odd occasions it has been mentioned hereabouts in the past 14 years, has been cruelly suffixed "(To Contract AIDS And Die At 39.)"

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Wardour | 28 May 2011 - 4:08pm

Cruel

So why repeat it?

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fedoraboy | 28 May 2011 - 7:39pm

I didn't know

that. He and that song were a transient soundtrack to a few weeks in 1988 when the place I grew up as a teenager and the place I came back to as a student became something alien and uninviting.

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Ahh_Bisto | 28 May 2011 - 7:42pm

Soul Weekenders

Caister on Sea Holiday Camp near Great Yarmouth was the venue for many of these gatherings.

It was also my home village and undoubtedly turned me on to the NWOBHM as an antidote!

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Uncle Wheaty | 28 May 2011 - 10:44am

All is forgiven

Now I understand ,Uncle. Between a Rock and a Hard place if you will.

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Sour Crout | 28 May 2011 - 1:13pm

I don't need to bid.

I've got quiet a few of those in iTunes already.
Never got to Caister but I did manage a couple of the Isle Of White Weekenders. Saw Level 42 before they'd bought any albums out.
Yep, I was a Soul Boy and had a floppy fringe.
Perhaps this should be posted on the Removing Correctness Filter blog.

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Mrxsg | 28 May 2011 - 11:25am

Caister

I went to Caister (a special bring the kids one) with my VERY young aunt (closer to my age than my mother's) when I was 7. Aces.

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JoLean | 28 May 2011 - 2:41pm

Mrxsg

Me as well and left with a great record collection that after 15 years in the indie wilderness I find myself returning to more and more these days (what you going to listen to on a Friday night after a hard week at work, the Velvet Underground or Jean Carne, for me it's no contest).

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art vanderlay | 28 May 2011 - 4:16pm

How can you not love

Earth Wind & Fire and Kid Creole & the Coconuts ?

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Locust | 28 May 2011 - 3:59pm

Absolutely

I'd take these records - or the ones I haven't already got - above almost all of the beloved ( by some ) output of the punk merchants.

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jazzjet | 28 May 2011 - 5:40pm

Ha ha ha

Classic. Hair highlights too I bet. Agree though, some of those are not so bad.

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Twangothan | 28 May 2011 - 6:46pm

Don't want to sound like a trainspotter

but that Rapper's Delight on Sugarhill Records has got to be worth a few quid.

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GunsOfBrixton | 28 May 2011 - 8:35pm

This sort of thing

restores my faith in human nature & creativity!

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Douglas | 28 May 2011 - 8:40pm

been chuckling along to this

for most of my Saturday (a very late rise after last night's Word Meet in Glasgow)

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James Blast | 28 May 2011 - 10:08pm
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