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"My ex Brother-in-Law's shit record collection"
Posted by Chris G on 28 May 2011 - 8:27am.
This has been doing the rounds, someone amusingly using E-Bay to get some "afters" in with their sister's ex husband. Not one for Jazz funk fans possibly.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/290570522953
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I remember him..
..burgundy leather tie, Escort XR3i, probably called Darren. Fantastic!
I went to see Level 42 at Hammersmith in 1990...
and I swear that I have never seen so many Ford Escorts in one place. I was sitting next to someone called Gary who was wearing white jeans and a white polo neck. Appalling concert, by the way... not even the presence of jazz widdler Alan Holdsworth could rescue it.
Very funny
It reminds me of everywhere south of Milton Keynes 1981-1988.
Yes, yes...
...but as I said on Twitter last night. Funny entry, but most of those records are great and there are more than a handful of stone-cold classics in there.
But then I'm from Essex: we all had that record collection and all the boys dressed like that. As I've said before, jazz-funk fusion was like mother's milk round our way.
Get that bid in!
;-)
Linx.Light of the World,Seawind
Sorry JoLean,these are not great records wherever or whatever dimension you are from. Total tosh.
All of which were, of course, championed heavily by the NME
In 1983-5. Remember the Dancin' Master give-away cassette was chock full of Linx, Imagination, Freeez, Junior Giscombe etc.
Aha!
I'll give you Linx and Seawind. And most of Light of the World. But loads of that stuff is ace. If not all.
I'm from Essex originally, rather than another dimension, but I do take your point.
So wrong Sour Crout
There are some fantastic singles in there.
I would not swap or sell my funk and soul collection for anything.
Jazz Funkers
Takes me back to a bar called Tiffany's where the pringle set met, tried to out pastel each other and never wore shoes that had laces. If socks were worn they were white. I wore only black at the time and DMs and my clothing was a badge of pride in the face of such monstrous clothing and face muff. The 'taches were beyond ridiculous, each one on each face reminding me of Hawaiian private investigators, their only saving grace the fact that no 'tache could ever generate enough hair to be permed or mulleted into the bollock-shaped curls of the barnets on top of their invariably gormless faces.
In 1988 the soundtrack to this cancerous dandification and tonsorial terrorism was Jermaine Stewart's We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off, a song that Mr Stewart seemingly sang through blocked nasal passages in a room aerated with helium. The fact that at the time he looked more like Whitney Houston than Whitney Houston only reminded me that these perfumed ponces were spending more time on their look than their mothers or girlfriends ever did. The crime was not looking and behaving like a dandy or challenging gender stereotypes, the crime was looking like a Top Shop mannequin that's been dressed by a colour-blind 4 year-old girl who's been permanently denied access to a Barbie doll.
JoLean's right though, there are some good songs in there but the guy on E-bay is spot on with his historical perspective of a certain type of male during the 80s.
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off
A song which, on the odd occasions it has been mentioned hereabouts in the past 14 years, has been cruelly suffixed "(To Contract AIDS And Die At 39.)"
Cruel
So why repeat it?
I didn't know
that. He and that song were a transient soundtrack to a few weeks in 1988 when the place I grew up as a teenager and the place I came back to as a student became something alien and uninviting.
Soul Weekenders
Caister on Sea Holiday Camp near Great Yarmouth was the venue for many of these gatherings.
It was also my home village and undoubtedly turned me on to the NWOBHM as an antidote!
All is forgiven
Now I understand ,Uncle. Between a Rock and a Hard place if you will.
I don't need to bid.
I've got quiet a few of those in iTunes already.
Never got to Caister but I did manage a couple of the Isle Of White Weekenders. Saw Level 42 before they'd bought any albums out.
Yep, I was a Soul Boy and had a floppy fringe.
Perhaps this should be posted on the Removing Correctness Filter blog.
Caister
I went to Caister (a special bring the kids one) with my VERY young aunt (closer to my age than my mother's) when I was 7. Aces.
Mrxsg
Me as well and left with a great record collection that after 15 years in the indie wilderness I find myself returning to more and more these days (what you going to listen to on a Friday night after a hard week at work, the Velvet Underground or Jean Carne, for me it's no contest).
How can you not love
Earth Wind & Fire and Kid Creole & the Coconuts ?
Absolutely
I'd take these records - or the ones I haven't already got - above almost all of the beloved ( by some ) output of the punk merchants.
Ha ha ha
Classic. Hair highlights too I bet. Agree though, some of those are not so bad.
Don't want to sound like a trainspotter
but that Rapper's Delight on Sugarhill Records has got to be worth a few quid.
This sort of thing
restores my faith in human nature & creativity!
been chuckling along to this
for most of my Saturday (a very late rise after last night's Word Meet in Glasgow)