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Morrissey's nephew turns up at Morrissey book launch and upbraids author
On Friday i went along to the launch of the weightily titled "Morrissey : Fandom, Representations and Identities" at Waterstones in Manchester.
As the title would indicate, it is an academic tome, featuring such chapters as
Chapter 5: The “Teenage Dad” and “Slum Mums” are Just “Certain People I Know”:
Counter Hegemonic Representations of the Working/Underclass in the
Works of Morrissey
Chapter 8: “Because I’ve only got Two Hands”: Western Art Undercurrents in the Poses and Gestures of Morrissey.
Andrew Cope
The event itself features a panel of various academics and self appointed Morrissey experts, and a dull as dishwater tribute band. However things took a livelier turn when the Chairman of the panel asked the inevitable "any questions?".
At this point an impressively attired young man (who turned out to be Morrissey's nephew) stood up and said "Yes, Morrissey has". Whipping out and Ipad, he proceeded to read out a statement sent by Morrissey himself pointing out various factual inaccuracies in the book, taking particular exception to a statement in the book that Morrissey had his voice altered technologically on his last album.
The panel, and particularly the author, were ashen faced, and the night ground to a halt not long after that.
All in all, a highly entertaining evening.
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Serious Errors in This Report
As one of the editors of the book referred to in this post I wish to point out the following factual errors.
1. Morrissey's nephew did read a statement referring to a SINGLE issue which he disagrees with in one of our book's chapters. He did NOT refer to "various factual inaccuracies" in the book.
2. The author was not ashen-faced as you report. The author who is a contributor to the edited book was not even present.
3. The night did not grind to a halt. There were more questions and even some humorous comments made following the statement referred to above. Book launch events usually finish with some questions and answers.
As someone who saw The Smiths play and is a lifetime Morrissey fan I and my colleagues are not, as you say, "self-appointed Morrissey experts". Your description of These Charming Men as being as 'Dull as Dishwater' is obviously an opinion not shared by the audience who clapped and cheered their 6 songs.
Anyway the expression is
dull as ditchwater.
Eoin, send me a copy at The Word.
I'd love to have a read. Address is 90-92 Pentonville Road, London N1 9HS
This is shaping up...
...to be my favourite thread of the year.
To quote Toby Ziegler in The West Wing
'Ginger? Get the popcorn'
"Sam's getting his ass kicked BY A GIRL!"
Sigh. What amazing TV that is.
Oh, me too!
And it's not even my fault!
You know
Regardless of the spat the launch, I can't say that sounds like a book I'll be rushing to buy.
This joke isn't funny anymore (or at all)
Morrissey's nephew might have said when he reported back
"I really went in for the kill, uncle."
Reader meet author
(s)
And if a fight broke out here tonight...
... you'd be the first away.
Frankly...
I didn't realise that you wrote Counter Hegemonic Representations of the Working/Underclass in the Works of Morrissey,
I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful Counter Hegemonic Representations of the Working/Underclass in the Works of Morrissey.
I don't know if SPM's voice is technologically enhanced
but he now sounds like he's doing that thing you do to your throat when you're impersonating Morrissey.
Yes, it does hurt after a while. No wonder he's so grumpy.
I hope we get an updated version of this most...
...essential book as soon as possible. I can't wait to read 'Girlfriend With A Comma: Irony And Meta-Textual Dialectics In The Prism Of Morrissey's Intervention In Our Factual Inaccuracies'... and a further revision six months later to include 'Waterstones, It Was Really Nothing: Exploding The Myth About This Kind Of Drivel Being Worth The Effort'...
To be fair...
... you made me laugh... but I see no reason why rock music shouldn't be subjected to the same intense and academic cultural analysis as any other 'high art' or literature. And, frankly, rather Morrissey's body of work than most others.
You might be right, Tipster...
...to be fair: I haven't seen the book and for all I know it contains interesting and worthwhile insights. And yes, there's no reason why popular music shouldn't enjoy the same academic scutiny as other art forms. That said... I suppose I'm basing my flippancy above on having read a number of academic books on various slabs of popular music and also academic books on literature that I like.
There are very few (not none, but few) indeed in my experience of such works that aren't half-baked, unnecessarily stodgy or just pseudo-intellectual. Sometimes good ideas and insight can be bogged down in an over-egged desire to couch everything in academic-ese. Hiding behind a lot of tenuously relevant citations, an aloof writing style and a £43.50 cover price on a book published by the Second University Of Utah or wherever is absolutely no passport to having a book that's automatically worth anyone's time and money.
But, in a spirit of generosity, I wish the book and Morrissey and all his relatives well. In my defence (or maybe it'll be held against me), I did once produce a Morrissey cover (posted here a few weeks back, but here tis again) in a bluegrass style-ee.
I'm available to write a contribution for the next edition of the OP's book. Shall we say:
'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (In A Shack Up In Them Thar Woods, Bubba): Cornbread, Moonshine And Hillbilly Music In Morrissey's Deep-Southpaw Grammar'...?
yes...
Eoin, who posted above, hosted a symposium on Morrissey a while back in my old University. (Along with St Jarlaths they were my Alma Matters. Ho ho ho ho)
This is slightly irreverent, but I found it enjoyable.
http://www.eoinbutler.com/features/heaven-knows-im-miserable-now/
"SYMPOSIUM" - YES!
...has there ever been a word that screams "Morrissey" more than 'symposium'?
Off the cuff, here's three Morrissey song or album titles which simply have to exist in actuality at some point:
'Symposium Delinquints'
'Chairperson Of The Symposium'
'Symposium Uber Alles'
the floor is open - let's hear some more Fantasy Morrissey titles featuring the word 'symposium'...
I really don't see...
...why popular culture shouldn't be used in academia or cultural studies and don't understand why the Smiths shouldn't be discussed in this way.
In fact, I think the book sounds quite interesting & would like to read it.
Jolly good.....
.....an academic tome on Morrissey.
Dumbing down?
Never!
.....still, if the country doesn't actually 'make' anything anymore.....
Let's just hope none of these bods (60s dodgers, presumably) try the same thing on Chuck Berry, Gene Vincent or Eddie Cochran.
6th largest manufacturing economy in the world.
But as the great Bill Hicks pointed out
Iran may be the 5th biggest army in the world but there's a biiiiiig drop off after number 4.
Ha
Good line. But we do make a lot of stuff. (I still don't know what "60s dodger" means, though.)
Anyway, could the author and the OP please get back to arguing? This has been FAR too conciliatory so far. Let's be having you!
Morrissey annoyed by a book?
Your Arse (nel)!
I was there too
and the dramatic intervention of Morrissey's nephew (not sure how the OP knows that but am prepared to accept it) was most entertaining. It was one of those odd moments when no-one quite knows how to react.
I went to a symposium on The Fall a few years back at Salford Uni which had a similar moment; at the evening do one of Mark E Smith's sisters turned up to harrangue Mick Middles during a talk he was giving. I spoke to her afterwards and even thought I was "lit up like a firework" she terrified me. MES's Mum was there too and she was a lovely old lady.
I enjoy pop music being taken seriously and being studied in new ways but, for me, some of the speakers on Friday to be just too far up their fundaments. There were some interesting and entertaining speakers, such as Eoin who posted above. There was also talk of Nietzschean concepts of high art and the philosopy of Adorno that I cringed at. My wife couldn't stand any more by that point and walked out. I remained though because a). I'm a Morrissey nut and didn't want to miss a minute of it and b). even the pretentious stuff was an entertaining spectacle. And I'm glad I stayed now, knowing I've witnessed the full force of the Morrissey clan in action.
I thought I'd be able to buy a book on the way out but they were nowhere to be seen. Looking forward to reading it but it looks like I'll be buying my own copy though - my wife was horrified when I said I wanted it. IIt's not worth putting it on my Xmas list.
How Mick Middles ...
... ever gets anything published is beyond me. The man has the insight of a plank of wood.
Johnny
We have, at last, found common ground! Middles is shit isn't he?
Not...
..."fair to Middling"...?
I don't know the fellow or his ouevre. Is he really no good?
he specialises
in writing OK-ish books about the Manchester music scene, The Fall, Factory Records, Joy Division which are then discredited by their subjects or seem to upset people.
I don't really know the history, but a lot of the late 70s/80s era Manchester scene types seem to have some sort of beef with him.