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Morrissey finally bitten by dog

Ola Claesson's picture

I´m sorry, but I can´t stop laughing.

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The dog...

...is expected to make a full recovery.

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bassclef (not verified) | 12 July 2011 - 9:33pm

How Soon Is Bow-Wow?

The Hand that Rocks The Poodle

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DogFacedBoy | 12 July 2011 - 10:06pm

I was bitten by a dog once...

Coincidentally on the day Elvis died. Have hated the creatures ever since.

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grac | 12 July 2011 - 10:27pm

The ungrateful mutt...

after all he's done for you too.

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Retro Man | 12 July 2011 - 11:29pm

erm...

I know its Rover?

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neilio | 13 July 2011 - 7:47am

A Rush And A Pug...

... And The Land Is Ours?

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ganglesprocket | 13 July 2011 - 8:30am

Irish Bloodhound, English Heart

"Everybody's clever nowadays..."

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Barry Vaughan | 13 July 2011 - 8:42am

My knowledge of The Smiths/Misserry song titles is limited

But I´ve heard of There Is A Bite That Never Goes Out.

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Ola Claesson | 13 July 2011 - 2:14pm

"Bone A Drag"

...anyone?

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Black Type | 13 July 2011 - 10:19am

Big Mutt

Strikes Again

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Brookster | 13 July 2011 - 11:02am

See

Dogs can eat Vegetarian meals

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Slick | 13 July 2011 - 11:28am

The hand

that rocks the poodle.

Apologies

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jimmyshoes01 | 13 July 2011 - 12:07pm

Don't plagiarise or take on loan

the same joke DogFacedBoy made earlier in this thread.

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Barry Vaughan | 13 July 2011 - 1:51pm

"The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Bite"

and other such classics

"Now My Mouth Is Full"
"Used To Be A Tasty Boy"

"Alsatian Cousin"??
"You're One for me, Fatty"??

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badger_king | 13 July 2011 - 12:15pm

Hand In Pup

Interesting Dog

Stretch Out And Wail

The Boy With The Dog On His Arm

Mutley Changes Everything

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Cadabra | 13 July 2011 - 12:35pm

Hand in pup!?

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Lando Cakes | 13 July 2011 - 1:41pm

Sheila Take A Bow

Wow

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Gabriel Syme | 13 July 2011 - 12:39pm

"Southpaw"

Boxers

....Shall we stop this now?

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neilio | 13 July 2011 - 1:36pm

Woof Difference Does It Make?

Walkies, Here We Come

No.

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DogFacedBoy | 13 July 2011 - 1:41pm

The More You Gnaw Me, The Moroser I Get

Last Night I Dreamt that Something Bit Me
The Boy with the Teeth in his Side
The World is Full of Gnashing Jaws
I Have Forgiven Fido
Please Please Please Get Your Pet Off My Haunch

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Patrick Crowther | 13 July 2011 - 2:11pm

The rain falls hard on your humdrum band

http://music.aol.co.uk/2011/07/15/morrissey-cancels-swedish-gig-rain/

This band has dragged you down.

My experience of Manchester is limited to the Mingle weekend when it was lovely weather but doesn't it rain all the flippin time? I'm sure that Marr once said that's all there was to do in that climate is fuck and write songs

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DogFacedBoy | 15 July 2011 - 3:00pm

He really is losing the plot, isn't he?

First he has his fans searched for meat:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/07/13/morrissey-fans-have-their...

And now he's banned the owner of morrissey-solo.com, the longest-running, most established Mozzer fan site there is, banned for life from attending his gigs: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2011/jul/14/morrissey-fans

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Cadabra | 15 July 2011 - 5:01pm

Even as someone who doesn´t like him

That one from The Mirror can´t be true, can it?

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Ola Claesson | 15 July 2011 - 5:27pm

If it is...

he can shove his Quorn up his arse. I love The Smiths, but Morrissey is becoming a self-righteous bore of epic proportions (and I don't mean his waistline).

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Patrick Crowther | 15 July 2011 - 5:42pm
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