I think the last train to Clarkesville has been delayed due to overhead cable work at Milton Keynes. Quick!

from 'Indiana Jones and Temple Of Doom' made me so mad that I was going to string him up. But I reflected - what am I doing hanging Short Round?

Oddly enough, I was visiting my mate Newman, the 'Sail Away' hitmaker, and he insisted that we all watch his favourite holstein performing a comedy routine. That's the last time I watch Randy's cow's skit.

... I had Tom Jones' Disease. I thought it was quite rare, but apparently it's not unusual.

I've been advised that I can find new digs down at the end of Lonely Street. But I'm damned if I can remember what it's called. I'll have to look it up on Google.

to protest against the shooting of multi-coloured game birds, they served ice cream. Again.

Another pheasant rally sundae.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w13/dearjonboy/monkeyscooter.gif?t=12...

I've just been out buying a hat. So I can take it off to you.

Excellent.

God, I love stuff like that.

The dificulties suffered by a seminal Liverpool band of the early 90's triggered the losing of the desire to live of a member of the avian family Alaudidae.

Indeed, The La's strain took lark's will..

That's me on the right

Nick their Old Jokes Home gag of the week off the Blog once again..

the British actor who memorably played Ernst Stavro Blofeld in You Only Live Twice, was having his car cleaned and serviced in Hollywood. The garage owner's young child was playing at the rear of the car, and, tragically, he was killed when a garage hand reversed the vehicle over him. Worse still, a few years later, in a different part of town, a similar event occurred whilst the venerable brit actor's motor was being wax polished. The newspaper headline was 'Another Pleasance Valet's Son Dies'

the notorious doo-wop disappearances of the early 60s, when members of four part harmony groups suddenly started going awol. The first was when the frontman of the Four Seasons went missing from his mansion in New York. He left no note; all the police could see on arrival was that the gas cooker was still on, a beggar had fallen asleep in the kitchen, and an ancient timekeeping device in the garden was broken. The officer wrote it down thus: 'An oven. Peasant. Valli. Sundial.'