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Misheard TV Programme Title Mix Up
Posted by Futurenoir on 8 September 2009 - 12:46pm.
Yesterday evening, I got all excited as I settled down to eat my tea in front of the box. I could swear I heard the continuity announcer, just before Eastenders, announce that there was a programme coming up later called "Britain's Dirty Bitches." I thought to myself "Fantastic, the FPO is out for the evening. I'll draw the curtains and have a gander. I might even see someone on there I know."
Imagine my dismay, when said programme turned out to be a Panorama special on "Britain's Dirty Beaches."
Shame.
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I thought popular
saturday night itv show was about bad chiropody "Britain's got talons....
I thought I once saw a trailer for a BBC3 show called
"F*** Off, I'm a Hairy Woman"
Oh, hang on... that was real, wasn't it?
tee hee
I think that
sums up the whole of the puerile crap broadcast on BBC3.
No wonder the youth of the day...is that where my licence fee goes...Jonathan f**kin' Ross etc etc.
Stop it
There are TV luvvies reading this blog and nicking your ideas as soon as you post them.
BBC Three tonight:
8pm - Virgin Cooks.
10.30pm - Underage & Pregnant
Please, no jokes about buns and ovens.
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Cash in Antic
I always thought this was the Arkansas' legend ferriting around in the cot loft for his old copies of Model Railway world.
Or possibly
a dubious late 70's porno flick where said country hellraiser, high on prescription pills, does the nasty with Luton Town legend. :-)
Ghosthunting With The Happy Mondays
I shit thee not - Saturday night, 9.15 pm, ITV2, set your recorders!
"The maraca-shaking indie star [Bez, for it is he] advises that 'you've got to watch this one, man... Yvette's not kidding when she says that she doesn't know who's gonna be more scared - the ghosts or us.'"
You. Could. Not. Make. It. Up.
Britain's Dirty Bitches.
i have a copy if you want i can post a link. over 18's only
don't tell me
it's a Kennel club dvd on how to look after your waterfowl hunting dogs....
I get excited by the thought of the nine o'clock nudes.
But only if it's Fiona Bruce. Or Kate Silverton.
Certainly not Hugh Edwards.
And
Mary Nightingale, Emily Maitlis.....