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Posted by nicktf on 10 September 2010 - 9:57pm.
In honour of the magazine name, can you add or change one word from a literary classic to make something a little more lowbrow - examples
Omelette - Prince of Denmark
Jane Er.. - A life of indecision.
Child Catcher in the Rye
Merchant of Venus
Moby Duck
...you get the idea...
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Sherlock Holmes & Watson
in The Sign Of Phwoar.
Charles Dicken's expose of corrupt Victorian gentlemen:
A Tale Of Two Shitties
Tolkien's outre gay masterpiece:
Lord Of The Rings
Kerouac's timeless classic of debauchery:
On The Broad.
Is
Norfolk that bad?
etc
etc
King Leer.
The Rom-Comedy of Errors.
... and Charles Dicken's expose of the Victorian cosmetic enhancement industry:
A Sale of Two Titties.
The Lunch Pack
Of Notre Dame.
Anthony Trollope's Borchester Chronicles - an everyday story of country clergy-folk.
Charles Dickens' saucy romp Knickerless Nickleby.
Hmmm....
Whorehouse 5 (Vonnegut)
As You Lick It (Shakespeare)
Down and Dirty in Paris and London (Orwell)
In Search of Lost Dime (Proust)
Three from George Eliot
The Thrill On The Floss
Piddlemarch
and
Sigh Lass Marner
The Mod Delusion
Richard Dawkin's vitriolic demolition of all things Vespa.
Fever Bitch
Nick Hornby's bitter sweet tale of his fox terrier's battle with distemper (contains strong bloody excrement).
Dickens' treatise on ill mannered
musical hall audiences:
Martin F*ckwit.
Ooh..
Wilkie Collins' commentary on Victorian fashion - The Woman In What?
Dickens Does Porn - A Tale Of Two Titties
Thomas Hardy tells us of pimpin' the bad streets of Wessex - The Playa Of Casterbridge
Louise May Alcott's tale of the perils of osteoporosis - Brittle Women
Jack Kerouac's bluebeat masterpiece - On The Woad