Entertainment For Lively Minds
Milliners
Posted by Beezer on 18 February 2011 - 9:40am.
Convince those around you that you're a millionaire by stating your profession in a silly French accent.
Happy Friday.
Any more ridiculous jokes to propel us into the weekend?
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My grandfather
opened a theatre especially for homeless people,
tramps, vagrants and hobos.
People criticised him for it, but he didn't care, pointing out that
the place was full every night.
Yes, for my grandfather it was all about bums on seats.
Happy Friday to you, too
Why didn´t the lifeguard save the drowning hippy ?
- He was too far out, man !
What's invisible & smells of bananas?
Monkey Burps
May have shared this here before
Buddhist monk walks into a pizza restaurant, says: make me one with everything
May have shared this here before
Buddhist monk walks into a pizza restaurant, says: make me one with everything
quite recently, as it goes.
:-)
oops
gosh darn it - I'll blame that on a wonky VPN (and my own stupidity)
How do you hurt Lady Gaga?
Poker face.
Pirates (may have first read these on this site)
How do pirates keep fit?
Gym lad
To err is human to argh is pirate
How can you tell if someones a pirate?
Because they argh
The Pope
What cheese does the Pope like ?
Babybel = He loves the baby cheeses
Say it quickly
What do you call a man who erects large canvas tarpaulins for a living?
Mark E. Smith.
One more
I had a heart to heart talk with an Estate Agent today.
I felt quite moved.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
That's the sixth time I've gone 'snurk' today
Snurk being a barely controlled guffaw.
God, I love this place
How do you make Holy Water?
Boil the hell out of it
This just in
The National Wheel Clampers Association held their annual general meeting last week at a large Victorian concert hall in South Kensington and the place was packed.
Apparently, now they really do know how many arseholes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
(Ithangyew, I'm here all week etc)