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Mick Hucknall was a sex symbol
Posted by Sid Williams on 2 December 2010 - 11:34pm.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/dec/02/mick-hucknall-apologies-to-1...
I had no idea, he kept that quiet.
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"he plans to retire the Simply Red name"
I recall this happened a few years back when he announced that he was in future to be known simply as Hucknall. It didn't succeed then, so why should it now?
Amply Fed have been Hucknall plus anonymous backing musicians since the 2nd album, so what is the point?
Mick Hucknall can be a bit of a wazzock at times...
but Simply Red made some good records and he set up the Blood and Fire label, so he can't be all bad.
True
But he is nearly all bad.
Mick Hucknall in 'pretty damn good' shock
Disclaimer: I is a ginge, tending towards the strawberry blond ;-), although having more of a likeness to Alex McLeish than Red Mick it must be said (actually that's no bad thing).
Not to overstate the point, but there is a definite anti-ginger sentiment in many quarters. I blame it on a Saxon fear of invading Vikings...
Anyway, if this isn't a tune and a half, then I'm Mick Hucknall...
It is indeed a great song...
but I always wonder how much better it could have been if he'd been able to record it at Muscle Shoals with a truly great, groovesome band.
Phwoar
I fancy Alex McLeish.
That's all.
*thinks*
*but then thinks again*
;-)
He slept with 1000 women?
That's a lot of women.
May I just make it clear that I wasn't one of them?
In three years
He's a right slag.
So one conquest
= 1 millihucknall.
Millie Hucknall
Maybe that's what he can call himself now he's drop the Simply Red tag.
I did sleep with him.
But I didn't inhale.
So what did 1000 women see in...
... millionaire Mick Hucknall then?
Martine McCutcheon
The story goes that he had to lose the dreadlocks when Martine McCutcheon threw up on them. If so, the nation owes her a debt. An OBE at least.
That's what happens
when you have sex on Una Stubbs's coffee table.
To be fair
He has put a good few bob towards the Blood And Fire label, which has reissued some of the great reggae records of the 70s and 80s. For that he gets a longer leash from me.
Bloke
I've met him several times and, despite my preconceptions, couldn't help but like him more each time. Especially when he mocked his press personna, and came across as a regular guy, and a great music fan, who was very appreciative of his lot.
Who wouldn't do what he has done, given the opportunity....and the voice.
As an ugly bloke...
... lacking only charm, talent and millions, I can only say, you have a point.
Near where I once lived,
a local shop assistant bore a startling resemblance to Mick Hucknall. I understand he became well known for providing 'extra services'....
Don't forget
he also had a brief, mercurial career as the midfield general of Fulchester United, alongside Shakin'Stevens, Brown Fox and a certain piscine goalkeeper.
Sitting in a pub this weekend...
...catching up with an old friend, the Stylistics' song "You Make Me Feel Brand New" came on the jukebox. Primarily associating the song with childhood adverts for Bio-Tex, I started to snigger. Then something dawned on me.
"Is this a remix? The backing vocals are missing. It sounds like something from Sesame Street."
"No," my friend replied, "it's Mick Hucknall's cover version."
And Jesus wept.
Mercy!
It's Bio-Tex and The Sex-o-lettes!
Opps sorry I should be in
Unashamed bigotry corner.
"Sexual incontinence"
Which continents would they be Mick?
I recall a young Kershaw on the Earl Grey Thistle Pest introducing a film clip as Simply Dull. In fairness he got better with age and did not venture into the kind of outfits favoured by Rod Stewart in his disco daze. Heaven's above.
Tricky Micky
I have fuliminated long and hard in these columns about the red haired play boy of the western world. When ever he opens his cake hole he jumps straight in to the hole. If ever a person embodies "full of sh1t" then this lad is it.I feel sorry for those women.
I think it's now time
that Mick Hucknall offered a full and frank apology to us all for making us think about him having sex with 1000 women.
A bloody liar at work
Claimed that his brother had slept with 5000 different women. When faced with the mathematic unlikeliness of that claim, his rejoinder was "ahh...but you don't know my brother".
The 1000 women stat..
..becomes clearer when you realise that he renames his own penis with a different womans name every night..
"Come 'ere Deidre..it's twenty past nine, and you know what that means"
Was that the first draft...
...of 'I Saw Her Standing There?'
I always thought he had a certain charm...
3 women in 1000 years
would do for me!
Jericho is a TUNE
heard it when i were a lad, loved it ever since. Something Got Me Started's a tune and all.