Michael Vaughan - no crocodile tears from this man
I was working today and came home to see that Michael Vaughan had resigned as England cricket captain. Watching the press conference he gave, I was struck by his integrity and the genuine emotion he showed as he thanked his family for their support over the past 5 years.
Various writers for The Word have commented on the 'cry baby culture' that has developed in recent times, with celebrities collapsing into floods of tears for the flimsiest of reasons.
I found it heart-warming to see a man of character and substance like Vaughan reacting in this way to giving up a job he obviously loved. No crocodile tears, these... they were real and heartfelt.
Isn't that the way it should be?
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So how come
Vaughan's tears were "real and heartfelt", but when Beckham reacted in the same way when resigning the England captaincy the general reaction was one of cynicism?
No cynicism from me...
I think Beckham was absolutely sincere... he may be a clothes horse and a bit flash, but his commitment to playing for and captaining England has never been in doubt, at least not in my mind.
That's my view
too, Patrick, but I think we're in the minority.
If any cricketer nowadays....
....had to go through what, say, Basil D'Oliveira went through, we'd be presumably awash in tears.
Michael Vaughan was in a poor patch of form and resigned the captaincy. Scores of cricketers before him have done exactly the same thing and felt just as hurt without feeling the need to go in for an unnecessarily long statement mentioning everyone and climaxing with a bit that was almost, gee, Dad, did I let you down?
It was sincere but it was also uncalled for. What are any of these guys going to do when there's real tragedy in their lives? In fact, when that does happen - when Trescothick had to retire because of his depression or Thorpe had his married life dragged through the public prints - they save it for their publishers.
Whereas Brian Close....he didn't even cry when Michael Holding did this to him. I would have done.
I take your point...
I suppose Vaughan is as much a product of these times as anyone else, in letting his emotions get the better of him in this way. Even so, I don't think he embarrassed himself, he seems like a genuine bloke.
Apart from the pads Brian Close
is dressed like he's taking the dog for a Sunday afternoon stroll and he has a bloke running in as fast as he can to hurl a rock hard leather ball at him.
I'm surprised more batsmen weren't killed during those pre headgear times.
I expect Closey (as he was probably not known) headed back to the pavillion and had a soothing cuppa.
Not many runs either
And his form is sporadic. He's a decent bloke and a good cricketer. I do have a view that the emotional, tear welling approach is part of the reason we are not as successful in sport as other nations. It is based on a feeling sorry for myself attitude which subtracts from the will to win.
And he could have stayed for the last test frankly.
I know how you love getting advice from Colonials so here goes..
I think you're a bit harsh, we (Australia) are world champions at blubbering, but that hasn't stopped us winning a few cricket matches along the way. If you don't believe me hunt out the footage of Kim Hughes resigning as captain of Australia.
Quitting just ahead of the axe has got to hurt. I can't blame either of them for shedding a few tears. It goes much deeper than self-pity. Their whole life has just crashed down around their ears very publicly. Who wouldn't be hurt by that?
I personally would not want to be represented by someone NOT hurt by failure. At his best Vaughan was a fine cricketer and an excellent captain, it's sad to see him go under these circumstances.
Losing to South Africa is no disgrace. I heard their coach say they had the best bowling attack in the world and (their spinner aside) he's probably right. Invariably the team with the better bowling attack wins in any standard of cricket, see Ashes 2005 for proof of that.
Which leads me directly to a question I am dying to know. What have people got against Simon Jones? I read something on cricinfo a few weeks ago that floored me. He said "The selectors won't even come look at me" Why? Because he's injury prone? Don't worry about him breaking down until it happens! Until then pick him!
I wonder the same thing
What have they got against Simon Jones? I get the feeling that all these matters are a done deal because they come down to the long-held prejudices of a few well-placed individuals. Darren Gough was talking about this on the radio and he made the point that Michael Vaughan, Paul Collingwood and Ashley Giles were best mates. How does that work when the first two are captains and the third is a selector?
Nail on the head time.
Firstly Simon Jones is doing just nicely at Worcestershire thank you very much and that's where I would like him to stay until promotion has been secured. Having said that it is surely only a matter of time before his performances dictate that he gets the England call up.
Hopefully the England team will no longer be a resting home for Vaughan and his mates. It has seemed for some time that certain players find it hard to get dropped regardless of how average their performances. Examples include Geraint Jones and Ashley Giles in the past and presently Paul Collingwood who all apparently outstayed their welcome because they were "good in the dressing room".
Hopefully Trescothick might be tempted back into the fold and Chris Read get his rightful place behind the stumps now the Yorkshire softie has fallen on his sword.
Jones is Welsh
By nature as much as by nationality & that's why he's not in the team. Simple as. If he was from Surrey and knew how to hold his knife, things would be different. England were crying out for his aggression on Saturday afternoon with Flintoff shot, Monty gutted, Sidebottom running in on one leg & Anderson chucking his customary 4 long hops : 2 rippers ratio. When Peitersen was thrown the ball you could sense the game was up. Michael Vaughan probably shouldn't have come back as captain after his long lay off - he never got back into nick. That said, his captaincy as much as anything won England the Ashes. Not a bad requiem.
The Word blog can't get any more civilised, can it?
Anyway,
I presume he won't keep his place in the team, either? Or, like Beckham, does he imagine that he will?
If you take away his initial purple patch of a few years ago then his average since then is probably somewhere in the 20s, which is just not good enough.
As to who takes over as captain, well it surely can't be Pieterson, can it? Is he bright enough? I don't think so. Is he English enough? Obviously not.
Strauss will do for me.
I agree with you
Pietersen means we would have a captain who is:
a) South African
b) works for Red Bull
c) in the words of a colleague who's interviewed him, "thick as a whale sandwich."
"Thick as a whale sandwich"
I'm using that today. And roll on appraisals next year....
Rob Key
A man's man. Not afraid of a pint and bacon sandwich and a damn fine cricket captain to boot.
Vaughan should be run out of Yorkshire for that press conference. He'll be using moisturiser next and breeding chihuahua's....
Only one reason...
...why KP shouldn't be Captain. That it suppresses him.
In a Life On Mars-style scenario
it would be amusing to see how Vaughan’s display would have gone down in the Yorkshire dressing room of the ’60s, with the likes of Close, Illingworth, Boycott and Trueman.
Having said that, who’s the more emotionally well-adjusted?
Vaughan was a great player and captain, but he’s getting on, has a dodgy knee and is struggling for form. I imagine the prospect of a few rides on the 20/20 gravy train is very attractive. Good luck to him. But couldn’t he have seen out the series?
Life On Mars at Headingley
I think that's a series.
"Tha wants *paternity* leave?????"
"Tha wants *paternity* leave?????"
Michael Vaughan did actually “take time out” halfway through the Headingley test against New Zealand in 2004 to be at the birth of his child. Not sure if “Fiery” was still doing TMS at the time, but I’m sure he had a “view” on the matter.
Intelligence
I think to criticise Pieterson for being thick is unfair and slightly snobbish. Clearly he is no Mike Brealey but then I doubt Brealey could hit Murali for six like this:
It's a similar arguement to Beckham who was seemingly criticised for not being clever - why on earth should he be? He is a professional sportsman - to develop a talent such a Pieterson's or Beckham's I would hope a few lessons were skived!
What's important is that Pieterson is clearly England's best batsman and that his place in both the Test team and One Day side is assured unlike the other candidates. He also quite clearly plays with a passion for his country that negates the fact that this is not his country of birth (see also: Robin Smith, Allan Lamb, Andrew Caddick, Devon Malcolm etc). Those who atack Pieterson for supposedly 'stupid' shot selection might also think on that perhaps captaincy may make him slightly more 'mature' without curbing his natural insticts - it did not seem to affect Viv Richards for instance. Graham Smith himself is a good example of backing a brilliant batsman with a little captaincy experience.
Then again what do I know? I was out pulling second ball yesterday and bowled 3 overs for 45.
Can see your point, but
being a Captain at Cricket is light years away from being the Captain on a Football field. Cricket captains require a shrewd tactical brain to be succesful, whereas Beckham only really needed to say heads.
Different kinds of intelligence
If you're saying that a high IQ is a prerequisite for tactical acumen, I couldn't disagree more. It's true that Mike Brearley was a "perfect storm" in that he was both highly intelligent and a brilliantly shrewd captain, but he was unusual. Clever people can make (tactically) unintelligent captains, and vice versa. Ricky Ponting, for example, is not widely considered to be an intellectual giant, yet he's been a hugely succesful captain, even allowing for the fact that he's had a particularly good set of players to deploy.
To take a footballing example, Teddy Sheringham was an exceptionally shrewd player, whose ability to read the game and respond and adjust accordingly suggests intelligence of some sort - even though off the field he gave every impression of being as thick as the soon-to-be-proverbial whale sandwich.
I don't think anyone's said anything about intellectuals
It's just that combination of shrewdness, good judgement, ability to communicate, see other things from the point of view, control your personal feelings, learn from experience, liten to others and get them to follow you which adds up to captain material.
Ricky Ponting is not, and has never been, a good captain
Anyone with both Glenn McGrath and Shane Warne at his disposal is going to win more often than not.
Now they're gone.
Ricky does not think on his feet. He's the only captain I've ever suspected of having team tactics written on his hand ala cheating in an exam. He has a game plan and he sticks to it regardless.
It's not Ricky's fault he's a numbskull, he's literally done nothing but play cricket since he was 15yo.
England has the horses to win the Ashes in 2009 but getting the right jockey may be difficult.
Who are the options? Freddie is too much one of the boys and KP is obviously a twat. That would seem to cancel them both out however Ian Chappell was one of Australia's best ever captains. He was one of the boys AND a twat.
What's the knock on Ian Bell? Is there any reason he can't do it?
It seems the thinking goes like this
1. They didn't want to appoint someone from outside the team - so that knocks out Key
So of the current team...
Cook - too young
Strauss - doesn't play in the 1 day team and they want one captain for all cricket.
Bell - don't know why really - possibly too quiet and no first class captaincy experience.
Collingwood - only just keeping his place in the team and just "resigned" from 1 day job.
Flintoff - been there, lost 5-0.
Ambrose - shouldn't even be in the team
The bowlers - bowlers are rarely picked as skippers otherwise they turn into "Happy" Bob Willis.
KP was the only person left on the shelf.
Personally I would have gone for Stuey Law - now that would have been left field!
"Slightly snobbish?"
To suggest that one of the qualities we might be looking for in a captain is they're one of the brighter members of the team?
Cricket on Five
May I just say that Cricket on Five is a perfect television programme: right time, right length; brilliant commentators and analysts; unafraid; stylish; and the best presenter on TV.
One of the very few TV sport shows that the BBC would not do better.
Mark Nicholas
He's got lovely hair too.
Golly!
Listening to Mark Nicholas and his public school affectations is "cat scraping down the blackboard" time for me I'm afraid. Best thing about Sky getting the Test Cricket contract was that we didn't have endure his yelping anymore.
"By Heaven!"
"That's the very best of Michael Vaughn!"
"Crikey O'Reilly!"
You have a point actually.
Tears Are Not Enough
Sky Sports news are now showing their "tears" package.
Doesn't include Martin Johnson, I note.
Snobbish
Sorry David - didn't mean to be critical. Bad mood this morning despite this:
Sefton Park 5thXI visited Caldy, where the home side were put in to bat and declared on 210 for 6. Steve Shaw took 3 for 13 and Jamie Bowman 2 for 44. Sefton replied with 152 for 8 in a drawn game. Chris Mitchell (30 not out), Jamie Bowman (21) and Matty Shaw (19) in a drawn game.
Sefton Park's commitment to field a fifth Saturday XI, which enables more junior members to get a senior game hits problems with the school holiday season. Skipper Jamie Bowman wishes to thank all who helped him to field a side and hopes they enjoyed the game.
At least Pieterson won't have to cope with "school holiday season"!
No No No No No
Blokes crying on telly is just plain wrong. And him a yorkie, too. Shocking stuff. I like the look of Vaughan but he has just lost his chance of coming for a post career pint with me.
He wants to get back in as a batsman
Can you imagine when he walks back in to the dressing room. "Thats your peg over there Michael with the big box of tissues next to it"
What a great blog this is
to find cricket being discussed as well. Marvelous.
There's a seriously intersting book to be written about the England teams of Duncan Fletcher and Moores - how on earth English cricket turned itself around from years of underachievement to win the Ashes against a genuinely great side and then return with a vengeance to underachievement all within the space of three or for years, and with many of the same players.
Egos, central contracts and money, cronyism, friendships, incompetence... Would love to know the whole story. Doubt it'll come from Vaughan however.
Every cricket book ever written has one thing in common...
They all made money, or so I read once. Probably why there's so many of them. Your idea would make a great book that has the potential to be of interest to people who have never so much as seen a game of cricket (if you could get them to read it)
The "arc" of the book would be "We climbed an unscalable mountain then fell off the other side." There are "lessons" in that for everyone, not just cricket fans. I can honestly see those wanting to be the next Donald Trump learning from it.
It would be a book of two halves, the first half, "What went right" would end in 2005 with the open bus trip and the MBE's. The second half of course would be, "What went wrong" and would end in 2006/2007 with a 0-5 scoreline.
However we're too close to the events to get people talking candidly. Most of them are still playing. Give it a few years. It is a great idea.
I suspect what went wrong
Was hubris &, in Flintoff & Harmison's case especially, the post-Ashes party going on for 15 months.
injuries
It was more a case of never being able to pick what was probably the best 4 man attack England have ever had all fit and in form at the same time. Almost instantly they all got injured never to play as a quartet again. Although why Simon Jones is not being picked at the moment is beyond me.
I also like the book idea - it'll take a brave man to spill the beans though such is the tightness of that group. Ashley Giles has always struck me as a good candidate - his career arc matched the periiod perfectly.
Trouble is
Ashley benefited greatly from the closed shop approach to selection. He is hardly likely to write a book saying he wasn't worth his place in the team.
To be honest the best you can hope for is an account from one of the journalists close to the team.
I know the difference between a yorker and a googlie
Cricket on The Word website? more power to your elbow etc etc; does this mean we can now start posting items about things like- where can you get the best Kung po chicken, whats the best crime novel, is there a better bitter than Tim Taylor's Landlord?
Im all for broadening the website but can we establish a few rules first? please.
oh, Vaughan was a genius. for the record.