Michael Bolton

Don't you think it's about time we gave this guy another chance, a fair reappraisal?

Whaddya think JJ?

Er...

No.

Lucas Hare | 15 May 2008 - 4:08pm

Not even going to bother

with the rest of the comments. Send Bolton to Hell, stopping only to pick up Michael Ball.

spikeyboy | 16 May 2008 - 9:49pm

I think that's a touch harsh.

Michael has always given 100%, whichever shirt he's been wearing and, although struggling with injury over the past few years, always deserved more international recognition in my view.

Manchester City have always been a club 'in transition' and, I believe, if Michael had been able to return to Everton - his boyhood team - he may have been able to flourish and really fulfill his potential. Sadly, it was not to be. In any event, I wish him well, and a fiery demise alongside the mulletted crooner would appear, to this Evertonian, to be a cruel and undeserved punishment.

Paul Waring | 16 May 2008 - 10:33pm

SPOT ON

Yep deffo

Since he has removed his mullet,donned the Iggy styles leather kecks and written tunes with Bob Dylan he is ripe for a ------------- ???Good Kicking ????

bingham | 15 May 2008 - 4:10pm

Ass clown

I'm not familiar with his music but the excellent film "Office Space" gives him a good kicking. Essential viewing for Bolton haters.

LOUDspeaker | 15 May 2008 - 4:14pm

No

Some items of recieved musical wisdom exist for a damn good reason and the collective scorn held for the likes of Michael Bolton, Kenny G and Emerson, Lake and Palmer is rightly non refundable.

Niks | 15 May 2008 - 4:43pm

Oi! You, outside, now.

Lay off my ELP, thankyou VERY much.

Vulpes Vulpes | 15 May 2008 - 6:03pm

*removes shirt*

*picks up chair*

*thinks better of it and slinks off*

Niks | 15 May 2008 - 8:24pm

Well...

...it raised a laugh from me, anyway!!

JJ | 15 May 2008 - 5:08pm

Peut-être

Your earlier remark was missed by some of those above...

http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/very-blue#comment-34263

Vulpes Vulpes | 15 May 2008 - 5:59pm

Pas pour moi

Mais je crois que le output de Michel Bolton est completely indefensible.

Lucas Hare | 15 May 2008 - 6:51pm

Absolument

mon vieux.

Vulpes Vulpes | 15 May 2008 - 6:53pm

Même....

Franchement nul à chier! Or FNAC comme dites les branchées!

Twangothan | 15 May 2008 - 7:06pm

FNAC

WTF

Vulpes Vulpes | 15 May 2008 - 7:34pm

Tout à fait!

Tout à fait!

Twangothan | 15 May 2008 - 8:00pm

Zut

alors.

Vulpes Vulpes | 16 May 2008 - 12:03pm

Hey!

Who you callin' vieux...

Lucas Hare | 15 May 2008 - 6:54pm

ARRRRRRRGH

No way, Bolton must be stopped from making music at all costs and must be exterminated right now. Make this madness stop!

David Wright | 15 May 2008 - 7:56pm

An end to this reappraisal madness!

And you can take Shakin' Stevens and stick him where the sun don't shine.

Ben Milne | 15 May 2008 - 8:40pm

You mean...

Saturday afternoon at Glastonbury then ?

Simon Hoyle | 16 May 2008 - 2:12pm

Who's that old bald beardy fella in a beret?

Is he any good?

Retropath2 | 16 May 2008 - 6:45am

I won't

hear a word against Shaky.

Lucas Hare | 16 May 2008 - 7:33am

Haha...

...I once met a bloke in a charity shop who claimed to me "I taught Shakin' Stevens a guitar chord" when I had one of those early albums he did with The Sunsets in my hand. Even that lofty claim is perhaps more likely than a guy at a boot sale a few years back who swore blind to me that he got up and had a jam with Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix at the Flamingo Club!

Interestingly (or not) the former manager of Shakin' Stevens and The Sunsets is a regular face at a local boot sale I always frequent.

JJ | 16 May 2008 - 4:27pm

No, No, No, Stop it now

First it was Phil Collins, then Mick HucKnall, the Lighthouse Family and now it´s Michael Bolton. Are you having a laugh ? I´m all for irony and whatyamacallit as the next man but where does it all end ? Spandau Ballet ?
Let´s talk about books, cinema, music, poetry , art, face-painting, WWII, human embryos. Anything , anything but this.

On The Fence | 19 May 2008 - 2:25pm

THE ABSOLUTE WORST TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE

were when Mrs. F persuaded me to take her to see Michael Bolton at the Wembley Arena. Two hours of relentless, unmitigated dirge. Crap covers of great songs and OTT emoting in place of singing. Ghastly. I'll defend Phil Collins (great tunes, good writer) and Mick Hucknall (great voice) but I draw the line at Michael Bolton. What next? Foster & Allen: their influential and pivotal role in the nu-folk movement?

(Come to think of it, Mrs. F also got me to take her to see Foster & Allen up in Stoke. That was the second worst 2 hours of my life.)

Mark JF | 19 May 2008 - 9:31pm

Mariage - Its a Mad House

Micky,Micky,Micky based on the above evidence he must have caused the destruction of more marriages than research on Uganda (see Private Eye). From my experience it is very rare that man and wife enjoy the same music and putting either together is like petrol and dynamite. Asking for trouble. I wish I could understand what any one can enjoy in the works of Michael Bolton, but thankfully there is a lot of other music I can enjoy and just ignore him.

N2Peach | 20 May 2008 - 3:48pm

This HAS to be a wind-up !!!!!!!

Michael bleedin' Bolton ???? He can't sing, he just shouts! Separated at birth from David Hasselhof, how on earth can anyone put themselves and their loved ones / neighbours listening to that? AND he dares to try to sing classic style love songs, with absolutely no trace of style, subtlety or feeling.
For those misguided musical cretins that actually like his 'music', just try Michael McDonald. Now THAT is a singer, friends..

martin1959 | 20 May 2008 - 8:50pm

I have to say that Michael Bolton can sing...

in that he can hold a note and follow a tune.

However (he says quickly before the kicking starts) it's all technique and no emotion, soul, balls, or any reason to listen apart from using it as a story to tell your children if you don't want them to become corporate record company marketing executives. (Imagine if your career depended on Michael Bolton selling records. You'd give it all up and go live in a cave, wouldn't you?)

Put him in the same bag as Mariah Carey, then tie an old aga stove to said bag, which is then to be turfed in the nearest deep body of water. The sound of Carey and Bolton drowning... that I would pay money for.

samfid | 21 May 2008 - 6:31am

Yes...

...although I really loathe his output, he has a technically fine voice but he lets you know about it and over-emotes to the point that, as you say, there's actually no emotion in it. His version of 'When A Man Loves A Woman' is particularly bad, and 'Can I Touch You There' achieves the remarkable feat of being a serious contender the worst song title, worst song and worst video of all time!!

JJ | 22 May 2008 - 12:15pm