French Dressing in the USA

A Flan After Midnight.

And I'll Fry If I Want To

Push pineapple, shake the tree.

Its The Way That You Stew It.

by Meat Loaf

but a Hot dog

now that I've fondue I can't let you go...

(oh, how I love this sort of thread, I won't get anything else done today)

plaice for us

only knows

Enter Sandwich

classic Pudding on the Ritz.

And Just Juice For All
For Whom the Baby Bell Tolls
Leek And Destroy
Blackened (at Gas Mark 5)
Nothing Else Batters
Grill Em All
Fried The Lighning

all from Meatallica obviously

what am I gonna do?

Constant Gravy

I'm In Love with My Carpaccio

Risotto get out of this place.

"Hello, hurray! What a nice day for Eating Trifles, Eating Trifles"

by Prince

A Good Beer For The Roses
Watching the Digestives
The Angels Wanna Sear My Red Mullet
Lettuce Than Zero
The (Pizza) Delivery Man
When I Was Cruet
Almost Blue Steak
New Hamsterdam
From A Wispa To Ice Cream
Everyday I Fight The Cook

and the compilation album - Grills Grills Grills

Pan-fried, of course

chanted evening

(But I Like It)

Make Me Smile

Turn! Turn! Turn! (To Everything Add A Seasoning)

rank Rick Stein (sorry)

we had seasonings in the sun

My fricasee, its burning burning by the Anthony Worrall Thompson Twins

by Chairmen of the Chopping Board

(This will only appeal to the Pere Ubu fans, and probably not them)

I know it's serious

A Rusholme classic

btw anyone who isn't on Twitter and wonders what its like - its mostly this

Raspberry Buffet by Mince

.

Eclair De Lune
Because I Used To Love Her, But It's Pavlova Now
Making Flans For Nigel
Doughnut Forsake Me Oh My Darlin'
Just Can't Get Un Oeuf
Can't Get Enough Of Your Loaf
Fish Stew Were Here
There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Custards
Gateau See Jane

at the Little Shezan

and their classic, "Paperback Raita"

Pearl Barley
Mayonnaise Have Seen The Coming Of The Glory Of The Lord (Glory, Glory....)
We'll keep a Whelk Home In The Eelside
To The Endive The Day
Blame it on The Blini
Vol Au Vent Is You
Mace Of Spades
Frying (Over You)
Grills, Grills, Grills!

.

Nessun Korma
das Fliegender Hollandaise

By Lynyrd Skinless

Of John & Yoko.

by The Shadows

I Pie: You Pie

"You Just Haven't Burned It Yet, Baby"
"Big Mac Strikes Again"
"Sweet And Tender Leg Of Lamb"
"Sheila Take A Bow Tie Pasta"
"Miserable Pie"
"Rusholme Rough Puff Pastry"
"That Yolk Isn't Funny Anymore"
"I Started A Dish I Couldn't Finish"
"The Boy With The Quorn In His Side"
"There Is An Oven Light That Never Goes Out"

"And remember when beating egg whites, oscillate wildly!"

Hungry Like a Le Bon - Duran Duran

50 Ways To Sieve Your Flour

my pies

Pasta Point Of Rescue - Hal Ketchup
Bouillabaise Of Spades

Fry A Little Tenderloin
Spatula Boy - Cliff Pilchard

Love Me Stew.
Happiness Is A Warm Bun.
Getting Butter.
Hey Food.
Old Brown Choux.
Polythene Spam.
Rocky Macaroon.

Aaaa-aaaaah!

.

It started with a fish
Tumbling rice
Sex and drugs and sausage roll

Jalfrezi for you - Madonna

Poppadum Preach - Madge again, she loves a ruby.

The Faal on the Hill - Beatles

Paperback Raita - ibid

Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Fry Up
Oasis - Pancake Roll With It
Erma Franklin - Pizza My Heart
Slade - Coz I Luv Foo (Yung)
The Arrows/Joan Jett - I Love Sausage Rolls
Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls

In The Celery
Private Indigestions
Fried Across The Liver

Bacon The USSR
Bacon The Night

-Waterboys
Trout Mash Recipe
Un-Vegetable

by Eddie Cochrane

...and its similarly flavoured follow-up 'Life's A Langustine'

you're gonna carry that plate, carry that plate a long time.....

Where Did Our Loaf Go?

...Scone In Love

(Take Another Little) Pizza My Heart

Also, 'Doughnut Song' by Tori Amos.

Be-bop Beluga
The Clam Who Stole the World
Prawn to be Wild
Bream Lover
Anchovy in the UK
Mullet Kintyre
Running up that Brill (Skate Bush)
Year of the Sprat
Je Suis Un Rock Salmon

Cheese and pineapple head
4 seasonings in one day

anchovy in the uk

Albatross

(in a monty python/fleetwood mac mashup)

angel cake dance- robert plant
Baby dont fry- INXS
Ball and cream Biscuit- White stripes
Band on the bun
Butter use your head- Little Anthony and the Imperials

Boys dont fry
Castles made of Jam - jami hendrix
Changing of the Marge- bob Dylan
Chestnut puree mare

Don't lose that gumbo
Tart for Tart's Sake
I'll Beetroot To You, Yes I Will
Gammon Eileen
Hock Around The Clock

Spam Tin
Meat On The Veg
Who Knows Where The Thyme Goes
The Eynsham Poacher
The Lowlands of Hollandaise
Meaty Loaves

Hard Egg Tonight

Making Plans For Trifle

Suck in the Middle and take heed of Amy Winehouse's 'Calerie'

Seven Seas Of Rye Bread
Sheer Tart Attack
Bohemian Raspberry
Pie Your Mother Down
Teo Tortellini
We Are The Champignons
Fat Bottomed Grilse
Crazy Little Thing Called Loaf

Boogie on ragu woman

Son Of A Pizza Man

1952 Vincent Black Pudding
Tear-Stained Feta

Er, Baking Flans for Nigel?

Filo Groovy
I Am A Rock (Cake)
El Condor Pasta
Scragends

Steely Dan - Aga

Betty Boo - Doin' The Roux

Anything by Buffy Bain-Marie

and I'll fry if I want to

This Meal's on Fire

Dire Plates - Sultanas of Swing

Almond Brothers - Scrambling Man

Featuring the hits

I can't stand the grain
Nut Roast City Limits
Better be Food for me
We don't need another gyro*

*Available on the Greek Version Only

"You are the maggot and I am veal"

Caerphillydelphia Freedom (by Stilton John)

Blue Brie Hill

Cast Your Feta to the Wind

Boursinging in the Rain

She loves You (Gruyere, yeah, yeah)

(I'm Her) Red Leicesterday Man

Ride Your Mascarpone

Do You Know the Way to Parmesan Jose?

Gouda Vibrations

Rocquefort Around the Clock

and anything by Camembert Kampfert, Joe Dolcelatte, Edam Kane, Mozarella Fitzgerald, Tomme Jones or Emmental, Lake & Palmer

See how I united two threads there?

I once saw in a deli

Lights, Lungs and Liver, I'm Yours.

Dovedale And Sage

Soul Mun...iere
Roy Wood - See My Baby Chive
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Whitefish Caviar on Blini

Elton John - Croquette Man

Surrealistic Pilau?