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Mark Owen

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I happened upon a colleague's copy of a tabloid newspaper at lunch today, and I was slightly perplexed to see that the front page headline was some story about Mark Owen from Take That. Aparently, the "Thatter" has spent much of his time in the band quaffing up to three bottles of expensive champers per night and "romping" with a "bevy of busty beauties."

I don't understand. What's the story, here? Are we meant to be feeling sorry for him, or something? If he hates it that much, I'll gladly swap places with him, and he can be a pensions administrator instead.

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The story

is that he 'hates' what his alcoholic overindulgence and subsequent shagathons has done to his relationship with his wife. Apparently a woman with whom he had conducted a five-year affair (at the same time as starting a family with his girlfriend/wife) was planning a kiss-and-tell, so he fessed up to that (That?) and numerous other one-night flings.
Marriage is now in deep doo-doo. He doesn't come out well from this, but to his credit, he's coruscatingly honest and self-loathing in assuming complete responsibility for his actions.

Not that I've read much about it, like.

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Black Type | 12 March 2010 - 8:03pm

And of course The Sun

is commiserating with him on his coming out with all his problems. They must feel so bad for him.

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Mr Fade | 12 March 2010 - 8:27pm

He really needs friends right now....

Just where is that nice Max Clifford when you really need him!

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Axekeith | 12 March 2010 - 9:00pm

It's all damage limitation

on behalf of the 'That camp. Their audience is composed mainly of thirtysomething Mums, who presumably take a dim view of this sort of thing. MO fessing up now and blaming it all on the demon drink is presumably designed to deflect some of the flak?

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Prestonia | 12 March 2010 - 8:21pm

...and he seemed

such a nice, wholesome boy.

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Adman | 12 March 2010 - 8:29pm

When I heard a snippet on the radio

I took it to be Michael Owen and thought it would explain his groin strain...

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Beany | 12 March 2010 - 8:43pm

And in a terrific piece of journalistic serendipity

In the same week that Heat magazine runs with a relationship quiz in which getting the perfect score means "You are married to Mark Owen".

You couldn't make it up...

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GunsOfBrixton | 12 March 2010 - 9:23pm

My wife has

spent the last month castigating "that scum John Terry" and now cutesy Mark from Ver That has been caught with his trousers down suddenly she's quiet on infidelity, funny that!

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Dave Amitri | 12 March 2010 - 9:42pm

I subscribe to a daily music newsletter..

..that had this to say on the different treatments of the two stories, which I thought rang very true...

"So, over the last two days we've had a masterclass in dealing with a potentially life-destroying news story from Mark Owen.

Turns out the little quiet one from Take That has been an alcoholic for the last ten years and in the time he's been with his wife, Emma Ferguson, has managed to have around ten one night stands and an affair that lasted on and off for five years. We know this because he confessed all to said wife on Wednesday afternoon, before getting on the blower to The Sun's Gordon Smart for a chat about it all.

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Mark had to speak to Gordon so he could let him know how very sorry he is about everything, how he wants to get off the booze and how he hopes he and Emma can work things out.

Now, obviously Mark didn't want to confess all to The Sun, they presumably made the first call, to let him know they already had these revelations from another source (the five year lover was reportedly ready to sell her story).

But going into confessional mode and getting his PR people on the case was definitely the right response, rather than handing the matter to his lawyers, as that ball kicking chap John Terry did. When the footballer tried to use the law to cover up his one affair it back fired horribly, leading to weeks of media outrage and public condemnation, and to Terry losing his job as England captain as a result.
Mark, on the other hand, gets a non-judgemental Sun write up where he is allowed to fully explain himself and repeat again and again how sorry he is about his actions. The story has been widely picked up by other media in a similar fashion, but will probably slip away in a week or so. The Sun themselves have helped in that regard by saving their story about Robbie Williams recording new songs with Take That for today - a nice quick distraction.

Of course what this means for Owen's marriage is another matter - gossipers are saying she's kicked him out of their home. But in terms of his public reputation, he's going to come out of this as well as could expected. Which means that, for any unfaithful popstars reading, the whole Marky episode is how you handle a bad media story. They should stick it in the textbook."

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Albert Edward | 12 March 2010 - 10:12pm

My nurse Emma is a huge Mark Owen fan.

She's been in love with him since she was about fifteen. She's now thirty two. She is, understandably, devastated about the whole thing. She thought Mark was a nice boy. She met him at a low-key Pompey gig about eight years ago.

If she'd have known he was up for a bit of extramaritals, she'd have stuck her knickers in his pocket and left him her number.

She's been in a filthy mood the last two days.

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Lenny Law | 12 March 2010 - 11:32pm

Nice set-up.

Beautifully delivered punch-line.
Should have seen it coming, but I didn't.
Good work, Lenny.

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Adman | 13 March 2010 - 9:31am

I have to say

If millions of women wanted to get it on with me, and I had an endless supply of very expensive Champagne and presumably pretty much anything else I wanted on tap...I'd be kind of tempted too. Why we expect our boy band members and footballers to live like Trappist Monks I don't know.

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Dr Volume | 13 March 2010 - 2:04am

Only 10?

Pop stars nowadays just aren't the same are they?

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Cornwall Guy | 13 March 2010 - 6:04am

Vacuous.

Apart from stating the obvious about being amazed that the little bleeder has it in him,I can hardly work up enough interest to not give a f*ck.It's the same old muck-raking bullshit that just makes me ever more convinced that my decision to never buy or read a newspaper was the correct one.

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Pencilsqueezer | 13 March 2010 - 8:00am

Ooh

Hark at her!

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Albert Edward | 13 March 2010 - 9:05am

Although

you're (dis)interested enough to open, read and comment on a thread entitled 'Mark Owen' - hmmmm...

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Black Type | 13 March 2010 - 9:35am

Maybe

I didn't make myself clear,or maybe this was the wrong thread.It's just the same old tittle-tattle that no matter how hard one tries to avoid it still finds a way to clutter up head space.I mean do you really care about Mark Owen, John Terry,Ashley Cole or indeed any other dickhead or what prurient bit of business these pointless nobodies get up too.The point I was attempting to make was I don't care.I'm interested to know why you do.

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Pencilsqueezer | 13 March 2010 - 11:51am

But...

... as Black Type says, by contributing to this thread you are demonstrating that you care enough to give an opinion. I, on the other hand, couldn't give a fuck (doh!).

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Formbyman | 13 March 2010 - 11:58am

It's Saturday

and I'm just bloody bored.

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Pencilsqueezer | 13 March 2010 - 12:05pm

Try reading a newspaper.

Oh, sorry, I forgot...

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Albert Edward | 13 March 2010 - 12:28pm

O.K.

Let's see.Front page..............Back page.Done!That was a worth while waste of a few minutes and great now I have dirty black fingers too!

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Pencilsqueezer | 13 March 2010 - 12:29pm

All Mark Owen had going for him...

...was that he was the 'nice' one in Take That. He wasn't the most talented member (that was Gary), nor the best singer (Robbie), nor the best dancer (Jason) - Mark was the cute, dependable one whose personal life was unsullied by low morality and excess, making him the one that teenage girls (and later, middle-aged women) would like to marry. With these recent revelations, he stands revealed as another rapidly-ageing former teen idol with a so-so voice who can't keep it in his pants.

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Paolo Meccano | 13 March 2010 - 9:23am

Whenever I hear a track with Marko

on lead vocals I just think...Ringo. It must be his turn to ruin a song.

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Beany | 13 March 2010 - 10:43am

I always thought...

... that he was gay, must be getting my boy bands mixed up.

Anyway, I feel most sorry for his wife in all this. If he has a drink problem, hope he gets the help he needs - but have little sympathy if it ruins his career. Sadly though, it's more likely to improve it. No publicity is bad publicity, as they say...

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Reno Dakota | 14 March 2010 - 12:43pm

If he has a drink problem..

why has it only come to light when the affairs have come up? If he's been drinking, then it's been going on a while - surely ( I don't know, and don't want to sound glib about alcoholism) his Missus must have twigged something was wrong with him? Why hasn't he been carted off to the Priory sooner? He always gave (IMHO) the impression he was more of a doobie sort-of-fella rather than a creme-de-menthe guzzler.
The Priory is a smart move. "Seeking help" is a great euphemism. Where are the rest of the boys in all of this?

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Grant | 14 March 2010 - 1:17pm
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