enigmatic and mysterious, a mythic character of legend.

Except for on the podcasts, where he's like your mate down the pub.

...by which time he can't be bothered and goes for a long walk instead.

but perhaps he doesn't do it under his own name.

He could be you, he could be me.

He's chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caracature.

He doesn't get this interweb thing at all.