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... where does one keep Mark E. Smith IPA?"

"I don't know. Where does one keep Mark E. Smith IPA?"

"Behind the Counter!"

Ithangyew!

Australian Barmen In Europe

Guest Beer Informant

C.R.E.E.P.I.P.A.

Couldn't Get A Pint

There's A Ghost In My Pub

Dead Pint Attendant

New Big Pintz

Carry Out Man

Drink Y'Self Fitter

Is Dead Drunk

...Induction Hour?

Bitter

Bitter Conspiracy

But that a fair few people will still buy it and drink it, claiming it to be really good and telling everyone else that they really should try some, that they'll really get into it and that it's really quite tasty once you've filtered the scummy sludgy lumps out with your teeth.

it'll be favoured by shouty men at bus stations.

a bit inconsistent, all too easily dismissed by Real Ale snobs but treasured by those who appreciate it.

Expanded

Hobgoblin

that seem to travel the world to drink every night

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