Entertainment For Lively Minds

Word RSS FeedsWord Magazine on YouTubeWord Magazine on Last FMWord Magazine on Share My PlaylistsWord Spotify PlaylistsWord Magazine on FacebookWord Magazine on Twitter

Making the move to ITV - does it ever work?

DogFacedBoy's picture

With news that the golden couple of BBC, Chiles & Bleakley haven't exactly caused "Daybreak"'s ratings to rise and shine, should we really be surprised?

If TV history has taught us nothing (damn you, David Starkey!) then its that the move from BBC to ITV is always doomed

Eric and Ernie
Tony Hancock
Des Lynam
Simon Dee
The Goodies
The Wombles

are there any examples of something going from the BBC to ITV and flourishing?

1

You forgot Bob Wilson..

And Steve Rider.
Michael Parkinson as well.

What or who went there and flourished? Erm.. I'll get back to you on that.

0
Lenny Law | 19 October 2010 - 11:45pm

when ever I turn over it's

rarely a good idea.

1
Chris G | 19 October 2010 - 11:46pm

Like for like

recreations on ITV haven't done well. Most of the examples above are c.30 years old or so, and there was always (maybe there still is) a snobbery towards ITV which caused numbers to fall away. I vaugely recall Eric and Ern being less funny, and in shows that were shorter and with those annoying bloody adverts. I think it's early days for Daybreak (see what I did there).

Bruce Forsyth and Parky have had successful shows on both sides. Wossy could be the next one to put this to the test

0
fortuneight | 19 October 2010 - 11:49pm

Ant and Dec?

From Byker Grove to TV royalty via ITV

1
Mint | 19 October 2010 - 11:58pm

Yep

after their 'Beat The Barber' game on their BBC show got complaints (what has the world come to when you can't shave off all of a kids hair on TV?) they were too hot for the BBC. They were mugs to let em go.

0
DogFacedBoy | 20 October 2010 - 12:31am

My name is Barbara Cartland and you're all under arrest!

The Kenny Everett shows on Thames TV were funnier than the BBC ones. With the ITV shows the low budget added to the charm, where the "studio audience" seemed to be just the camera crew. The BBC shows were much more polished (and still funny), but not as good.

0
Austin | 19 October 2010 - 11:59pm

Men Behaving Badly improved when it did a reverse switcheroo

from ITV to BBC when Harry Enfield was replaced by Neil Morrissey (though I wasn't a fan of either version)

I've never liked Frank Skinner, David Baddiel or Fantasy Football either, but their ITV efforts were noticably worse than their time on the Beeb.

(Also didn't the 2 Ronnies threaten to defect to ITV in the early 80's after Ronnie Barker was incensed by the BBC for screening the Not The Nine O'Clock News pisstake sketch The 2 Ninnies? )

0
Ricardo | 20 October 2010 - 12:58am

What, these Two Ninnies?

4
Four Eyes | 20 October 2010 - 2:19am

Tickle a dildo

That is fantastic. Much funnier than anything the Two Ronnies have ever done.

0
jimmyshoes01 | 20 October 2010 - 8:36am

Those words in full in case you can't access the clip

We like birds, we're ornithologists
Horny, pornothologists
I've got a nice pair of bi-knacker-knocker-larse
You can stick them up on your tripod

We're marching up and down upon the spot spot spot
Cos the sodding choreographer's a twot twot twot
And he couldn't care a jot
If we're military men or not
With a bum, tit, how's your father
Whoops, a-diddly-i-do

Spent all day just crawling through the grass
Thistles in me hair and bracken up me anus *
I'm thrilled to bits if I see a pair of tits
And I love to watch the sun go down
Oh vagina, oh vagina, over Chinatown

We're titting up and down on the willy bum bum
Pillocking around with the cobbler's nobblers
Nibbling along with a pain in the Balkans
Piddling about in the bum plop piss

I wear my scarf when the weather turns bitter
Everybody calls him the muffled titter
I love it when the birds come a-pecking at me nuts
With a bum, tit, how's your father
Whoops, a-tickle-a-dildo

I'm a raven maniac
Got half a dozen chicks in me bivouac
I love to see them squirm with delight
When I'm giving them a little bit of worm at night

J. Arthur Rank and the titty bum Urals
Nibbling around with a pain in the Balkans
Spotty botty wee wee piddling about
In the Jimmy Riddle cami-knicker orchestras

Knickers up and down to me willy bum goolie
Knockers to the mammary nympho beaver
Knackers in the Baltic, clappering away
So we knicker and we knacker on me knocker all day
Knickers up and down to me willy bum goolie
Knockers to the mammary nympho beaver
Knackers in the Baltic, clappering away
So we knicker and we knacker
And we knocker, and we knacker
On the knicker and we knacker
And we knocker all day

2
jimmyshoes01 | 20 October 2010 - 8:41am

A shame you missed the introduction

in which they announce, immediately prior to the above song, that "this is a family show and we will not allow smut into your home".

In fact here you go:

0
Cadabra | 20 October 2010 - 5:45pm

hehe...

Jay Arthur Rank and the titty-bum Urals :)

This brilliant parody was written by a very clever bloke called Peter Brewis, who also wrote the classic Spitting Image song I've Never Met A Nice South African

It would be very interesting to have seen what might have been if the 2 Rons had gone to ITV in the early 80's. I suspect they would've bombed like every other BBC defector - and had a totally different career path too. A break from the Beeb would have stopped successful solo BBC sitcoms like Open All Hours and Sorry happening, resulting instead in a string of flop ITV sitcoms for each Ronnie, followed by years in the comedy wilderness for both (Ronnie Barker especially risking ending up as a dated reclusive Benny Hill figure) which would make their legacy as a loved and respected double-act quite different to what it is today

P.S. Dogfacedboy: Just recalled 2 more BBC comedy giants who faded away after unsuccessfully crossing to ITV - Dave Allen and Dick Emery.

Michael Crawford's Tv career pretty much ended in the UK too after he traded in Some Mothers for a rubbish ITV sitcom called Chalk and Cheese

0
Ricardo | 20 October 2010 - 5:21am

Morecambe and Wise

actually began their career on ITV. Then, 20 years or so later, they returned there to die.

0
eddie g | 20 October 2010 - 7:30am

David Jason

Has managed to switch between the BBC and ITV fairly successfully.

0
Brookster | 20 October 2010 - 8:42am

Benny Hill

He moved from the BBC to Thames in 1969. Did more than okay.

The basic point about the BBC-ITV switch holds, though.

1
johnlyons121 | 20 October 2010 - 9:26am

It's not about the people, it's about the money

It's usually the case that the knives are out because ITV inevitably offer more money. And of course no one - more than likely the Dail Mail - thinks any star is worth whatever's on the table and must therefore justify that the move isn't simply about money.

This of course can't be done in an instant so the project/move to ITV is written off as an immediate and expensive failure. And yes, it must be said that often the work being offered isn't a patch on what's been before. So in the end, it is usally all about the money.

Simple.

0
Five-Centres | 20 October 2010 - 9:56am

The Wombles on ITV...

I don't remember that.

0
Mr.Giz | 20 October 2010 - 6:09pm

It was a late 90's revamp

featuring some new trendy Wombles -an Asian, Black and "street geezer" Womble.

0
DogFacedBoy | 20 October 2010 - 7:25pm

Footie generally

"The Premiership" was ok, but no Match of the Day. And I can't get excited about the FA Cup on ITV - it just seems it's rightful place is on the Beeb. Maybe I'm just being old-fashioned...

1
milkybarnick | 20 October 2010 - 7:00pm

Adrian Chiles

didn't exactly make the transition to ITV for the money. I suspect he was justifiably pissed at his Friday evening slot being handed to Chris Evans on a plate. Christine Bleakley didn't jump ship for the money either, the BBC withdrew their renewal of contract when she was unable to decide between them and ITV.

Having said that, I haven't seen them since their departure from the BBC, but I doubt they'll be as spectacularly unsuccessful as Richard Madeley and Judy Finnegan since their departure from C4.

0
bassclef (not verified) | 20 October 2010 - 7:17pm
Privacy Statement    ©  2006 - 2012 Development Hell Ltd