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Made up cover versions - official Gallup Top 20
Posted by WholeHogg on 1 July 2011 - 7:33am.
Partly inspired by Danny Baker's cocktail party introductions thread on his Radio 5 show. Can we get a top 20 of songs that rhyme with artists?
I'll start things off with
"... and straight in at number 20 this week, fresh from their recent investigation on Panorama, it's 'Pyjamarama' by Bananarama".
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Wear your Heart on Your Sleeve...
by Paul McCartney
(say it carefully and it sort of works!)
Twist
At number 19, it's Twist and Shout by Prefab Sprout...
At 18
All the Way to Reno, by Brian Eno
At 17, The Beatles Go Disco
Drive My Car by Shalamar.
And close on it's heel...
It's "Love at First Feel" by The Captain and Tennille.
Actually, I'd really like to hear that.
An unlikely collaboaration between
Julian Bream, Cream and Keane with their version of I Dreamed a Dream
Straight in at number 14
it's Alice Cooper with Super Trouper
number 13
I'm your man by Steely Dan
Tied at number 12 we have
Medley: Is This The Way To Amarillo/Camarillo Brillo by Lee Brilleaux
Wichita Lineman by Jim Steinman
Tallahassee Lassie by Shirley Bassey
She Wears My Ring by B.B.King
48 Crash by Crosby Stills & Nash
In with a bullet at 11
I Want to Hold your Hand by the Band
Steady at 10
I don't like Mondays by the Sundays
At Number 9
Jet Black with Get Back.
Rising up the charts, it's
Hello, by Yello
Wonderwall by The Fall
and Oh, Superman by The Wu-Tang Clan
Number 8
Super Trouper by Alice Cooper featuring Al Kooper
No change for
Ronnie Lane and Denny Laine with Penny Lane
At 6
It's World Shut Your Mouth by the Beautiful South.
Five alive!
It's I must love you too much by Screaming Lord Sutch
Number 4
Redemption Song by Flanders & Swann
In with a bullet at Number 3...
Geno by Dio.
Holding firm at No.2
In Neon - by Dion feat. The Kings of Leon
(it's an Elton John song)
A Hard Days Night
by Gladys Knight
Save Me
by Dave Dee
Medley:
(If Paradise Is) Half As Nice/Sugar & Spice by Alan Price and The Nice
cars
By The La's
Can The Can
by Can, Steely Dan, and Man. A strange collaboratio-an.
On Your Own Again
by Lonnie Donnegan
Billericay Dickie
by Tricky
Jackie Wilson Said
by Right Said Fred and the Grateful Dead
The Blaydon Races by The Faces
Ma-nah Ma-nah (Do-doo-do-do-do)
by Eminem.
Do-do-do-doooo!
Touch Too Much..
by Screaming Lord Sutch
Get Back by Roberta Flack
Lady Madonna
by Madonna
[pause]
What? WHAT??
I spent ages on that.
A cover of Buddy Holly's
Rave On by Clive Dunn
Some liberty taking groaners...
Stay on These Roads by Teardrop Explodes
A Little bit of Soap by Julian Cope
One of These Nights by Chi-Lites
Surfin Safari by PJ Harvey
Band of Gold by Ben Folds
Tom Hark by Sparks
If anyone
has got a copy of PJ Harvey doing Surfin' Safari please DM me. I would love to hear that.
Steve Strange
and Dr Strangely Strange do a strange cover of People are Strange.
Available on Strange Fruit Records.
On the B-Side
Home on the Range by Dr Strangely Strange
Right Said Fred
by Right Said Fred
A quick Top 6
Diamond Dogs by The Groundhogs
Thank Christ for the Bomb by Buffalo Tom
Big Red Letter Day by Hipsway
The Honeythief by Mick & Keef (poetic licence?)
As Tears Go by by McFly
Obviously by David Bowie (dubious but completes the circle nicely)
Wake up Boo and Hole in my Shoe
By the Who featuring Lulu and Erikah Badu
Laid by Suede
No Regrets by Don Letts
The Seeker by Mika
Stutter by Hot Butter?
Money for Nothing
by Jimmy Ruffin
'Flash' (aaa-aaah)by The
'Flash' (aaa-aaah)by The Clash and Johnny Cash
The double A-side 'Daydream Believer' and 'Fever' by Bon Iver
'White Wedding' by Otis Redding
Not troubling the charts
Day Tripper by Joy Zipper
Turn it on Again ....
by Lonnie Donnigan
Boy named Sue - Husker Du
Tumbling Dice
by Damien Rice
The Masses Against The Classes by some lasses
or
Redskins songs covered by women
The Power Is Yours by The Corrs
Kick Over The Statues by Cerys Matthews
Keep On Keeping On by Celine Dion
Bring It Down (This Insane Thing) by Louise Nurding
Turnin' Loose These Furious Flames by Wendy James
Let's Make It Work by Alexandra Burke
I love the Massive!
Just come back in from a day out at golf wondering if there might have been enough entries to scratch together a top 5 - and there's bloody hundreds of them! Keep them coming and I'll make an official top 40 out of the best ones.
Here's another couple that have kept me amused as I tacked across some of Stockport's green spaces.
Linger by Badfinger
Lady Madonnna by Sinead O'Connor
Dance Stance
by N-Trance
a few more
from the GLW (@dawksky) who never normally gets involved in such foolishness
You'll Never Walk Alone by Sly and the Family Stone, feat. Joey Ramone
The Road to Hell by Jacques Brel
Agadoo by The Who, U2 and Deacon Blue
my last few before this drives me insane
Walk This Way by Darren Day
(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher by Earth Wind and Fire and Wire
Gasoline Alley
... by Spandau Ballet
When I Get To The Border by New Order
Umm
Beyoncé with Beyond the Sea
Can we do whole albums?
There Goes Rhymin' Simon, by Harper Simon
New this week
Uptown Top Ranking by Aretha Franklin
Think by Pink
Tiger Feet by Sweet
Piano Man by Steely Dan
Good Golly Miss Molly by Buddy Holly
Snack Attack by Fleetwood Mac
Rihannon by Neil Hannon
She Blinded me With Science from They Might Be Giants
Double A Side
I'm Black and I'm Proud and The Sound of the Crowd by Girls Aloud
Cranberries tributes
Zombie by Junior Giscombe
I Shot John Lennon by Bad Lieutenant
Linger by (Not Now) Silent Singer
*edit* if ever a band needed a silent singer...
Ecstacy by XTC(New Order Cover)
That's all
Jimmy Webb tributes
By the time I get to Phoenix by Busta Rhymes and Stevie Nicks
Witchita Lineman by Michael Nyman
Bowie
Ashes To Ashes by Bat For Lashes
Diamond Dogs by The Troggs
Thursday's Child by (cough) Euros Childs
Sound track
Sorry, Euros is busy doing the soundtrack for Hideous Kinky with his old band.
Thriller by Ghostface Killah
If you Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next by T Rex
Metal Mickey by Kenickie
Is everyone else gone home?
Give My Love To Kevin by The Stars Of Heaven
This Is How It Feels by Eels
Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken by Dokken
Only Living Boy in New York
...Bjork
Great Balls of Fire - St Winifred's School Choir
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
by Eddi Reader
Mellow Yellow
by Elvis Costello
Fog On The Tyne
by Boo Hewerdine
Remember You're A Womble
by The London Jazz Ensemble
Bubbling under
Penny Lane by Marti Cane
Raspberry Beret by Bryan Ferry and Mariah Carey
Don't Fear The Reaper by Sleeper
Get Off My Cloud by Girls Aloud
The Size Of a Cow by Biff! Bang! Pow!
Jumping Jack Flash by The Clash
The Ghost Of Tom Joad by Depeche Mode
Staying alive
By Ben Folds five
My Generation by Soul Family Sensation
Stubborn Kind Of Fellow by Elvis Costello
Ace Of Spades by The Blades
Down 3
Street Fightin' Man by Steeleye Span
Down 4
Take Me to the River by Sutherland Brothers and Quiver
mmm
whoops i did it again - jesus and mary chain
my way - josef k
pay yr rates - associates
cars - scars
kids - skids
yes i am scottish
Tumbling Dice by The Field Mice
If Love Was Like guitars by MARRS
Anarchy In The U.K. by Holgar Tsukay
Take it Easy
AC/DC
Edelweiss: Vanilla Ice
Gilly-gilly-ossenfeffer-katzenellen-boden-by-the-sea: Jay-Z
I'm a Pink Toothbrush: Rush
Hey
McArthur Park by Sparks
Wings of a Dove by Love
Hearts & Bones by Tom Jones
Glasto headliners by remodelled by their opposites:
Survivor by Bon Iver
Two Hearts Beat As One by Big Fun
Clocks by Black Box
70's heaven
Take a Chance On Me by Peters and Lee
Or even
Cemetery Gates by Tom Waits
Safe From Harm by The Alarm
Aint no Love In The heart Of The City by Scritti Politti
Dancing In The Dark by Gene Clark
American Pie by The All Seeing I
Forever In Blue Jeans by The Go Betweens
Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic by The Stylistics
Straight in at ....
This Old Heart of Mine by Sham 69
It's "The All-Star Marvin Gaye Covers Album"
"Stubborn Kind of Fellow" by Yello
"Pride and Joy" by The Pet Shop Boys
"How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)" by Deacon Blue
"It Takes Two" by The Who
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Roy Acuff
"Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing" by Golden Earring
"I Heard It Through the Grapevine" by Boo Hewerdine
"What's Going On" by Gong
"Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology) by Leapy Lee
"Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler)" by Dollar
"Let's Get It On" by Roy Orbison
"Sexual Healing" by The Feeling
This game is easy!
Come Get To This
by Kiss
And teaming up
for a special Red Nose Day medley single, the frankly unlikely combination of:
The Ting Tings and Gong with Long, Long, Long/The Ying Tong Song
(for the younger readers - it's a 1956 hit by The Goons)
It doesn't rhyme
but I rather liked this one:
She Loves You by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Young, gifted & black
Roberta Flack
and on the b-side...
My Boomerang Won't Come Back. (One for our more mature readers.)
Who can forget
Little Boxes by Fleet Foxes
A few more
Town Called Malice - EG and Alice
Do the Strand - The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
Try Try Try - Hue and Cry
Rio
by Dio & Trio
And not forgetting...
....Hocus Pocus by Focus... er, hang on...
Britpop
Big Sur - Blur
True Love Leaves No Traces - Oasis
Ooh I can't wait
to find out which is number one next week! I do hope that nice Tony Blair wins the next election..
Unlikely Cover Versions
Tubular Bells - Archie Bell and The Drells
Karn Evil 9 - Courtney Pine
God Save The Queen - Bruce Springsteen
Suspect Device - Damien Rice
Oldest Swinger In Town - Ian Brown
An obvious cover
My Ding-a-ling by Sting ( Tantric Mix )
I'm A Pink Toothbrush
by Rush
Wig wam bam
Wham
D' yer maker - Kula shaker
Can the Can - Manfred Mann
Tiger feet - The Beat
(Album) 'Hearts & bones' - The rolling stones
(Album) 'There goes Rhyming Simon - Bill Whyman
Down Down
by James Brown
Where Did Our Love Go by Nick Lowe
Lily The Pink by The Kinks
Heroes And Villains by Bob Dylan
Green Door by Gang Of Four
crashing in
Tuti fruti by Fela Kuti
crashing in
Tuti fruti by Fela Kuti
fading fast
Beatle Bones And Smokin' Stones Tom Jones
Sister Ray Doris Day
Dropping down one place
it's another medley: Shaddap You Face and Amazing Grace by Ace Of Base
Dropping like a stone
(Save all your) Kisses for Me - Alabama 3
Couple more
She Sells Sanctuary - Peter Paul & Mary
Back In Black - Shakatak
Bette Davis Eyes - Roni Size
Station to Station - Asian Dub Foundation
Crashing out...
Breakfast in Bed - Motorhead
No Fun - Clive Dunn
This one goes out to Bob...
"People Get Ready" by The Hold Steady
Yay!
Countdown To Armageddon...
...by David Sneddon.
"The fucking cunts treat us like pricks"
by The Fixx
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine" by Courtney Pine
"Carbonised Eyesockets" by Love and Rockets
"Mega Armageddon Death" by EMF
and of course,
"You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights but You Were Looking Straight at Me" by Clement Attlee
Late breakers, movers and shakers
Funeral Pyre - Arcade Fire
Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me - ELP
Dancing in the Dark - Van Dyke Parks
Golden Slumbers - The Magic Numbers
Oh! Darling - Laura Marling
Take Me Home, Country Roads - The Teardrop Explodes
Glory Days - Isaac Hayes
Doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do and De-do-do-do-de-da-da-da - P-Diddy with Ken Dodd and his Diddymen
In with a bullet...
Yer Blues by Muse
The Rake's Song by Raekwon
It's A Sin by Aphex Twin
Down To The Well by Adèle
Calamity Jane by Fountains of Wayne.
Now then, now then...
Noise Annoys by the Beastie Boys
Rock & Roll by Nat King Cole
T.V. Eye by Hue & Cry
Sunday Girl by Bob & Earl
Don't Be Cruel by Gov't Mule
You Be Illin' by Bobby Dylan
Police & Thieves by Jimmy Greaves
Not forgetting, of course...
Psycho Killer by Roger Miller
Snack Attack by Cilla Black
Life Is A Minestrone by Lena Zavaroni
No Russians In Russia by Usher
Just outside the top ten
Sorry - double post
Just outside the top ten
Ghost Town - James Brown
Jackie Wilsons dead - Bellowhead
Everyday I write the book - Peter Hook
If I fell - Archie Bell
How's about that then, guys & gals!
Straight in at number seven from her Buzzcock's b sides tribute album it's...
Oh Shit by Eartha Kitt.
Now then, now then
Another one from the GLW (@dawksky)
Pictures of Lilly - by Milli Vanilli
This weekend I'll try and get together a top 40 and post it. I've got the "Swingin' Cymbal" mp3 somewhere - can any of the Massive do a passable Fluff "Hello pop pickers" Freeman impersonation? Seriously.
OK, last couple from me...
Take The Cash by Wishbone Ash.
Cathy's Clown by Arthur Brown.
Start! by Heart.
What's that sound?
It's Angel Flying To Close To The Ground by Splodgenessabounds
Two more...
How Soon Is Now? by Henry Cow.
Rock Me Amadeus by Bjorn Ulvaeus.
Bubbling under
Behind a painted smile- Gallagher & Lyle
Shout - Prefab Sprout
Bennie & the Jets - Don Letts
Hey mickie - Tricky
I want your sex - T rex
Oh go on then, I've thought of a couple more...
Little Does She Know by Brian Eno.
White Riot by John Hiatt.
Definitely last one... or two.
Monster Mash by Johnny Cash.
Remember Walking In The Sand by Bob Kerr's Whoopee Band.
Una Paloma Blanca by Glenn Branca.
Another one
My Ding-a-Ling by Sting and the Sultans of Ping
A Top 10
Should I Stay Or Should I Go by Status Quo and ELO
I Eat Cannibals by Super Furry Animals
One Day Like This by Bis and Kiss
Never Let Me Down Again by Tinariwen
The Safety Dance by My Chemical Romance
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Penguin Cafe Orchestra
Billie Jean by Queen and Ween
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini by Paolo Nutini
Love Me Do by Kajagoogoo
Driving In My Car by Lady Gaga and A-ha
You bugger!
I spent ages trying to find an artist to go with "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini."
My last effort: Ain't Love a Bitch by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch.
A hastily cobbled together
Side two of Abbey Road
You Never Give Me Your Money by Melanie
Sun King by Ben E King
Mean Mr Mustard by Cluster
Polythene Pam by Wally Whyton
She Came in Through the Bathroom Window by Matt Monroe
Golden Slumbers by Chumbawumba
Carry That Weight by Dire Straits
The End by The Band
Her Majesty by Odyssey
Once you start this ...
you can't turn your brain off...
another few that popped into my head today
Size of a Cow - by Bow Wow Wow
I Can't Explain - by Fountains of Wayne and Freda Payne
A rare prog/punk crossover
To Drunk To F**k by Fuzzy Duck
NWOBHM vs Glam Rock
Leader of the Gang - Tygers of Pan Tang
Am currently going through the thread picking out the best - a comprehensive chart run down to follow soon - not 'arf!
I think I heard this
once on the Tommy Vance show.
Finnish Black Metal meets the Fabs:
Yellow Submarine by Impaled Nazarene
Love is the Law by Sandie
Love is the Law by Sandie Shaw
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now by T'Pau
post punk / country crossover
Take Me Home Country Roads - Teardrop Explodes
unexpected new wave and soul legend grouping
Everyday I write the Book - Sam Cooke and The Look
Trip hop version of Toni Basil tune
Mickey by Tricky
Mid 90's Peel championed version of same song
Mickey by Kenickie
The Official Top 40! 40 - 31
Thanks to everyone who has contributed - the rest of the run down to follow soon.
Open a separate window and get this tune playing -
Now imagine Fluff going through this:
Alright pop pickers? Not arf! Here's the rundown from 40 to 31
New in at 40, 'Home on the Range', Dr. Strangley Strange.
Down 10 from last week's 29 it's the La's with 'Cars'.
A non-mover at 38 is 'Wonderwall' by The Fall and straight in at 37 it's 'Hello' by the Swedish mavericks Yello.
Another new entry 'Billie Jean' by Ween and Queen is at 36.
Dropping 6 to 35 is 'Start!' by Heart and 'Hey Mickey' by Tricky climbs to 34.
Darren Day is trying to 'Walk This Way' at number 33 and falling 12 to 32 it's Ben Folds 5 with 'Staying Alive'.
At 31 Trio and Dio combine to cover Duran Duran's 'Rio'.
The way Fluff
is handling those records is tantamount to vandalism!
Rare novelty song/rockabilly mashup:
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth by Sleepy La Beef
.
"You only tell me you love me when you're drunk" By Trouble Funk
Yorkshireman croons fairytale.
Never Ending Story by Richard Hawley
Heavy Rock Soul
Highway To He'll by Patti Labelle
Choreographed Spanish History for Charity Collaboration
If You Tolerate This Then You Children Will Be Next by
Cliff/Mew/Dollar/A/Kiss/Them/Bjork/PIL/M/Lil Wayne/Steps
Cropredy playlist
Light my Fire from Maddy Prior
You can Ring my Bell covered by Ralph McTell, accompanied by Kathryn Tickell and Edie Brickell, with a guest appearance on Celtic harp from Alan Stivell.
Slave to the Rhythm by the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain (they actually already do perform this) with Fern Britton and Atomic Kitten
Linger from a reunited Richard and Linda
Money's Too Tight to Mention to close the set on Saturday night.
Glacial Disco
The Love I Lost by Sigur Ros
One Size Fits Alma
The Girl with the Laugh In Her Voice meets the Mothers Of Invention
Florentine Pogen by Alma Cogan
With a Pink Floyd vibe...
Another brick in the wall - The Fall
Us and Them - REM
Money - A Taste Of Honey
in tribute
I could well imagine the Australian Pink Floyd performing Paranoid Android.
But how about Mark E Smith providing guest vocals for Ry Cooder on In the Mood?