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Looking for the classic self-deprecating British album title

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The new Chris Difford album is called "Cashmere If You Can", which puts it in that rich, peculiarly British tradition of self-deprecating album titles, the kind that celebrate the unlikeliness of commercial success and seek to stress that the person who made it is not living in a huge mansion counting their money. I remember a Tyla Gang record from years ago called "Yachtless". That was a bit similar. Look. No yacht. I'm sure there are many more. Aren't there?

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Kirsty MacColl's

Electric Landlady, for example?

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Nick Duvet | 14 May 2010 - 8:13am

The Motors Best Of Compilation which was called...

Airport. The Motor's Greatest Hit.

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BJ | 16 May 2010 - 4:03pm

Pete Hamill

didn't he have an album called "Nadir's Big Moment" or something?

Could google it I suppose...

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Mousey | 14 May 2010 - 8:21am

The Housemartins

'Now That's What I Call Quite Good '

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jamesieboy37 | 14 May 2010 - 8:30am

ver quo

12 Gold Bars. 'This is all we can play, but ain't we done well?'
Great cover too.

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Vorgongod | 14 May 2010 - 8:38am

Another Quo "classic"

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DrJ | 14 May 2010 - 8:54am

How...

tasteful.

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Patrick Crowther | 14 May 2010 - 10:10am

Delayed due to Francis Rossi's solo tour, but..

...their latest outing is entitled the "Quid Pro Quo" tour, which I think nicely winks at us through the booking fee.

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skirky | 14 May 2010 - 8:58am

And another

Famous in the Last Century was another of theirs. They could have a list of their own!

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atcf | 14 May 2010 - 9:51am

Not particularly self-deprecating though, is it?

It's clever word play (like his "The Last Temptation of Chris" - a Boo Hewerdine suggestion, I understand) in the long tradition of "If I could do it all over again..." and "Bowi", but it's hardly anti-aggrandisement. On the other hand, it's a good way of reminding us that there's a new Chris Difford album out.

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skirky | 14 May 2010 - 8:53am

HMHB

Voyage To The Bottom Of Our Garden

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TedLoaf | 14 May 2010 - 9:01am

and of course

4 lads who shook the Wirral

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paulwright | 14 May 2010 - 10:37am

From Pedantry Corner

It's actually Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road.

But it's still a worthy suggestion.

And there is also CSI: Ambleside

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Steve Walsh | 17 May 2010 - 11:53am

Ron Wood wins hands down...

Has there ever been a better example than "I've Got My Own Album To Do"?

Though he may just as well have called it "Thanks for the Money, Sucker!"

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Andrew Bradley | 14 May 2010 - 9:02am

Village Green Preservation Society

About as British and as "we're not exactly world beaters so shall we just get on with it and try and keep things as they are" as one can get.

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McLongWhiteCloud | 14 May 2010 - 9:04am

Television Personalities' "difficult" third album

"They Could Have Been Bigger Than The Beatles"

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Richard Lowe | 14 May 2010 - 9:09am

Genesis after Hackett?

And Then There Were Three?

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mikechurch | 14 May 2010 - 9:18am

He's not British...

...and he's a famous musical abomination, and the album ended up being called "You Want It You Got It" anyway, but I've always liked that Bryan Adams's second record was going to be called "Bryan Adams Has Never Heard Of You Either" up until the very last minute, apparently.

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Bob | 14 May 2010 - 9:23am

Neither are Crowded House, but...

Their second album was originally announced as "The Mediocre Followup", before being changed to "The Temple of Low Men".

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Andrew Bradley | 14 May 2010 - 9:29am

Living, as I do...

...in the Heathrow Delta, I've always wanted to make a record called "Straight Outta Hampton".

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Bob | 14 May 2010 - 9:33am

In a similar vein

I'll probably call my own never-to-be-recorded opus Missing in Acton.
(Hums melody of Drive my Car to self) 'Won't make an album and it's breakin' my heart.But I've got a title and that's a start.'

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Vorgongod | 14 May 2010 - 10:44am

I misread that...

...as "The Temple Of Lo Mein", and now I have a Chinese food craving of souljacking proportions.

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Bob | 14 May 2010 - 2:25pm

And since we're on the subject of unmusical non-British things..

...the greatest film title never made is surely the resolutely un-greenlit sequel to "Dude, Where's My Car?" It was going to be called "Seriously, Dude, Where's My Car?"

That's true, by the way.

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Bob | 14 May 2010 - 9:30am

Supergrass

In It For The Money

Nick Lowe - 16 All Time Lowes

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Ahh_Bisto | 14 May 2010 - 9:31am

Throbbing Gristle did an album called

20 Jazz-Funk Greats

There weren't 20 tracks, they weren't jazz-funk and the tracks weren't particularly great.

Ver Floyd did similar with a greatest hits album called 'A Collection Of Great Dance Songs'

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stimpy | 14 May 2010 - 10:19am

Another non-Brit

I always liked the title of a Dwight Yoakam compilation: Still Lookin' For A Hit.

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Rosbif | 14 May 2010 - 9:40am

That's great

I also like the title of Camper Van Beethoven's Live CD - Greatest Hits Played Faster

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Andrew Bradley | 14 May 2010 - 2:05pm

Jimmy Nail

...Ten Great Songs and An OK Voice.

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Tony Donaghey | 14 May 2010 - 9:45am

Calling trading standards!

Bit of a misleading title on two counts, I'd imagine.

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Andrew Bradley | 14 May 2010 - 9:54am

You've hit...

the Nail on the head.

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Patrick Crowther | 14 May 2010 - 10:16am

That's...

Mr Nail to you!

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Neil Dyson | 14 May 2010 - 10:55am

a Gaelic one

Anne Martin - Co...? [Who?]

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another Iain | 14 May 2010 - 10:27am

Five Leaves Left

is very evocative of the melancholia of its time, its mood and of the man who made it.

A desperate inner hurt belied by a stoic English quietism

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Sheev | 14 May 2010 - 10:29am

Really?

And there was me thinking it was just a piece of paper telling you that you are nearly out of Rizlas. There's nothing romantic or stoic about that, just a polite note to Nick that he needed to go down to the newsagents.

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Andrew Bradley | 14 May 2010 - 10:46am

Indeed. You are correct Andrew.

I've heard this before about the Rizlas.

How history could have changed for the unfortunate Drake, if only he had named that debut "Time to Buy Another Packet"!

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Iainso | 14 May 2010 - 1:33pm

or even...

Assuming that he was using the rizlas to make a funny cigarette, "I fancy a Mars Bar".

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Andrew Bradley | 14 May 2010 - 1:53pm

yes aware that it's a reminder note

on a Rizla packet - but my point is - as a title - it has a wistfulness that belongs to a sense of time running out.

It may be that I'm reading something into in retrospect but it is as poignant as Eliot's line about a life measured out in coffee spoons

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Sheev | 14 May 2010 - 2:21pm

I hate to bring up the Fall again...

but 50,000 Fall Fans Can't Be Wrong

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styrofoam plates | 14 May 2010 - 11:17am

Oh yes...

they bloody well can.

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Patrick Crowther | 14 May 2010 - 12:49pm

The Broken Family Band - 'Balls' or 'Welcome Home, Loser'

Lily Allen - 'Alright, Still'
anything by the Pet Shop Boys
I would say 'Golden Greats' by Ian Brown but I doubt he meant it ironically

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clarker | 14 May 2010 - 11:22am

Ride

'Going Blank Again'

The follow up to the non-committal 'Nowhere', they were basically saying, 'We have nothing to say but here we are saying it anyway. Now excuse me while I gaze at my shoes.'

Fantastic album.

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Con Coleman | 14 May 2010 - 11:58am

CSI Ambleside

by the 'Biscuit

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scrabopower | 14 May 2010 - 12:02pm

Monty Python's

Contractual Obligation Album.

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Badlands | 14 May 2010 - 12:14pm

or

Matching Tie and Handkerchief

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Sheev | 15 May 2010 - 6:57am

Ocean Colour Scene's

Moseley Shoals probably falls into this category.

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Badlands | 14 May 2010 - 12:15pm

Those luvvable cockney sparras

Chas n Dave made an album called "Mustn't Grumble" - it's fair to say they weren't pitching it at the American market - Petticoat Lane market more like

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Nick Duvet | 14 May 2010 - 12:24pm

So

Peter Gabriel,

which invites 'What?'

New Boots and Panties are unlikely to break the budget and, if they did, you could always Do It Yourself.

I always thought No More Heroes was self referential, despite Jean Jacque's posturing.

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tiggerlion | 14 May 2010 - 1:05pm

Loudon Wainwright III

Attempted Mustache
Career Moves
Grown Man

A major talent who has made an art of playing it down...

Edit - reread thread title & it says British... But as an Anglophile I think LW counts.

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Adman | 14 May 2010 - 1:17pm

Roy Harper

looms large in this respect:-

'Sophisticated Beggar'
'Flat Baroque and Berserk'
'Flashes From The Archives Of Oblivion'

Oh, and Tull's

'Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young to Die!'

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Badlands | 14 May 2010 - 1:27pm

The Motors

Upstairs i`ve got a vinyl copy of "The Motors Greatest Hit"...

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johnsimpson1965 | 14 May 2010 - 1:53pm

Sort of partly,kinda British.

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Pencilsqueezer | 14 May 2010 - 2:22pm

All Mod Cons

Weller being neat and ironic at the same time

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Johnny Topaz | 14 May 2010 - 2:22pm

Oldies But Mouldies

John Lennon's original title for Rock 'n' Roll.

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Carl | 14 May 2010 - 3:57pm

Otway and Barrett's sophomore album

'Deep & Meaningless'

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stimpy | 15 May 2010 - 9:28pm

Resolutely non British, but

Resolutely non British, but NOFX had an album called "I Heard They Suck Live". Similarly Dream Theater have one called "Greatest Hit (...and 21 other pretty cool songs)"

I think Marillion's Anoraknophobia falls into this category.

Didn't the mighty Tull have a stage backdrop emblazoned with the legend "25 Years Of Jethro Tull", cannily defaced with the hilarious "Oh no, not another..."

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simonperrins | 16 May 2010 - 11:51am

I saw that Tull backdrop

at Wembley Arena about 1987 on the 25th anniversary tour. Anderson was wheeled on in bathchair by a "comedy" Benny Hill style nurse.

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davebigpicture | 18 May 2010 - 12:06pm

The new Divine Comedy album...

... 'Bang Goes The Knighthood'

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Reno Dakota | 16 May 2010 - 12:11pm

How about

Years Of Refusal by Morrissey ?

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Locust | 16 May 2010 - 4:13pm

How about the Arctic Monkeys

With their EP
"Who the F**K are the Arctic Monkeys?"

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Luke Tucker | 17 May 2010 - 12:47am

Dream Theater

I know they are American but what about 'Greatest Hit and 21 Other Pretty Cool Songs'.

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Axekeith | 17 May 2010 - 1:19pm

The Who

'Sell Out' and not British but i always thought Marshall Crenshaws 'I've Suffered for My Art...Now It's Your Turn' was a great title

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Randlepmcmurphy | 17 May 2010 - 6:13pm

Not British but...

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Donneye | 18 May 2010 - 12:35pm

The Kinks

"Arthur - The Rise and Fall of the British Empire!"

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Six Dog | 20 May 2010 - 3:09pm
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