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Looking for the classic self-deprecating British album title
Posted by David Hepworth on 14 May 2010 - 7:45am.
The new Chris Difford album is called "Cashmere If You Can", which puts it in that rich, peculiarly British tradition of self-deprecating album titles, the kind that celebrate the unlikeliness of commercial success and seek to stress that the person who made it is not living in a huge mansion counting their money. I remember a Tyla Gang record from years ago called "Yachtless". That was a bit similar. Look. No yacht. I'm sure there are many more. Aren't there?
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Kirsty MacColl's
Electric Landlady, for example?
The Motors Best Of Compilation which was called...
Airport. The Motor's Greatest Hit.
Pete Hamill
didn't he have an album called "Nadir's Big Moment" or something?
Could google it I suppose...
The Housemartins
'Now That's What I Call Quite Good '
ver quo
12 Gold Bars. 'This is all we can play, but ain't we done well?'
Great cover too.
Another Quo "classic"
How...
tasteful.
Delayed due to Francis Rossi's solo tour, but..
...their latest outing is entitled the "Quid Pro Quo" tour, which I think nicely winks at us through the booking fee.
And another
Famous in the Last Century was another of theirs. They could have a list of their own!
Not particularly self-deprecating though, is it?
It's clever word play (like his "The Last Temptation of Chris" - a Boo Hewerdine suggestion, I understand) in the long tradition of "If I could do it all over again..." and "Bowi", but it's hardly anti-aggrandisement. On the other hand, it's a good way of reminding us that there's a new Chris Difford album out.
HMHB
Voyage To The Bottom Of Our Garden
and of course
4 lads who shook the Wirral
From Pedantry Corner
It's actually Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road.
But it's still a worthy suggestion.
And there is also CSI: Ambleside
Ron Wood wins hands down...
Has there ever been a better example than "I've Got My Own Album To Do"?

Though he may just as well have called it "Thanks for the Money, Sucker!"
Village Green Preservation Society
About as British and as "we're not exactly world beaters so shall we just get on with it and try and keep things as they are" as one can get.
Television Personalities' "difficult" third album
"They Could Have Been Bigger Than The Beatles"
Genesis after Hackett?
And Then There Were Three?
He's not British...
...and he's a famous musical abomination, and the album ended up being called "You Want It You Got It" anyway, but I've always liked that Bryan Adams's second record was going to be called "Bryan Adams Has Never Heard Of You Either" up until the very last minute, apparently.
Neither are Crowded House, but...
Their second album was originally announced as "The Mediocre Followup", before being changed to "The Temple of Low Men".
Living, as I do...
...in the Heathrow Delta, I've always wanted to make a record called "Straight Outta Hampton".
In a similar vein
I'll probably call my own never-to-be-recorded opus Missing in Acton.
(Hums melody of Drive my Car to self) 'Won't make an album and it's breakin' my heart.But I've got a title and that's a start.'
I misread that...
...as "The Temple Of Lo Mein", and now I have a Chinese food craving of souljacking proportions.
And since we're on the subject of unmusical non-British things..
...the greatest film title never made is surely the resolutely un-greenlit sequel to "Dude, Where's My Car?" It was going to be called "Seriously, Dude, Where's My Car?"
That's true, by the way.
Supergrass
In It For The Money
Nick Lowe - 16 All Time Lowes
Throbbing Gristle did an album called
20 Jazz-Funk Greats
There weren't 20 tracks, they weren't jazz-funk and the tracks weren't particularly great.
Ver Floyd did similar with a greatest hits album called 'A Collection Of Great Dance Songs'
Another non-Brit
I always liked the title of a Dwight Yoakam compilation: Still Lookin' For A Hit.
That's great
I also like the title of Camper Van Beethoven's Live CD - Greatest Hits Played Faster
Jimmy Nail
...Ten Great Songs and An OK Voice.
Calling trading standards!
Bit of a misleading title on two counts, I'd imagine.
You've hit...
the Nail on the head.
That's...
Mr Nail to you!
a Gaelic one
Anne Martin - Co...? [Who?]
Five Leaves Left
is very evocative of the melancholia of its time, its mood and of the man who made it.
A desperate inner hurt belied by a stoic English quietism
Really?
And there was me thinking it was just a piece of paper telling you that you are nearly out of Rizlas. There's nothing romantic or stoic about that, just a polite note to Nick that he needed to go down to the newsagents.
Indeed. You are correct Andrew.
I've heard this before about the Rizlas.
How history could have changed for the unfortunate Drake, if only he had named that debut "Time to Buy Another Packet"!
or even...
Assuming that he was using the rizlas to make a funny cigarette, "I fancy a Mars Bar".
yes aware that it's a reminder note
on a Rizla packet - but my point is - as a title - it has a wistfulness that belongs to a sense of time running out.
It may be that I'm reading something into in retrospect but it is as poignant as Eliot's line about a life measured out in coffee spoons
I hate to bring up the Fall again...
but 50,000 Fall Fans Can't Be Wrong
Oh yes...
they bloody well can.
The Broken Family Band - 'Balls' or 'Welcome Home, Loser'
Lily Allen - 'Alright, Still'
anything by the Pet Shop Boys
I would say 'Golden Greats' by Ian Brown but I doubt he meant it ironically
Ride
'Going Blank Again'
The follow up to the non-committal 'Nowhere', they were basically saying, 'We have nothing to say but here we are saying it anyway. Now excuse me while I gaze at my shoes.'
Fantastic album.
CSI Ambleside
by the 'Biscuit
Monty Python's
Contractual Obligation Album.
or
Matching Tie and Handkerchief
Ocean Colour Scene's
Moseley Shoals probably falls into this category.
Those luvvable cockney sparras
Chas n Dave made an album called "Mustn't Grumble" - it's fair to say they weren't pitching it at the American market - Petticoat Lane market more like
So
Peter Gabriel,
which invites 'What?'
New Boots and Panties are unlikely to break the budget and, if they did, you could always Do It Yourself.
I always thought No More Heroes was self referential, despite Jean Jacque's posturing.
Loudon Wainwright III
Attempted Mustache
Career Moves
Grown Man
A major talent who has made an art of playing it down...
Edit - reread thread title & it says British... But as an Anglophile I think LW counts.
Roy Harper
looms large in this respect:-
'Sophisticated Beggar'
'Flat Baroque and Berserk'
'Flashes From The Archives Of Oblivion'
Oh, and Tull's
'Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young to Die!'
The Motors
Upstairs i`ve got a vinyl copy of "The Motors Greatest Hit"...
Sort of partly,kinda British.
All Mod Cons
Weller being neat and ironic at the same time
Oldies But Mouldies
John Lennon's original title for Rock 'n' Roll.
Otway and Barrett's sophomore album
'Deep & Meaningless'
Resolutely non British, but
Resolutely non British, but NOFX had an album called "I Heard They Suck Live". Similarly Dream Theater have one called "Greatest Hit (...and 21 other pretty cool songs)"
I think Marillion's Anoraknophobia falls into this category.
Didn't the mighty Tull have a stage backdrop emblazoned with the legend "25 Years Of Jethro Tull", cannily defaced with the hilarious "Oh no, not another..."
I saw that Tull backdrop
at Wembley Arena about 1987 on the 25th anniversary tour. Anderson was wheeled on in bathchair by a "comedy" Benny Hill style nurse.
The new Divine Comedy album...
... 'Bang Goes The Knighthood'
How about
Years Of Refusal by Morrissey ?
How about the Arctic Monkeys
With their EP
"Who the F**K are the Arctic Monkeys?"
Dream Theater
I know they are American but what about 'Greatest Hit and 21 Other Pretty Cool Songs'.
The Who
'Sell Out' and not British but i always thought Marshall Crenshaws 'I've Suffered for My Art...Now It's Your Turn' was a great title
Not British but...
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The Kinks
"Arthur - The Rise and Fall of the British Empire!"