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What if punk *really* hadn't happened?
I was taken on a whim to the My Space page for long-forgotten 'next big thing' circa '76: Cafe Jacques. A bit Steely Dan, a bit Chris Rea (before such a thing existed.) And still a pretty good - if not earth-shattering - listen.
I then looked at their 'friends' and was confronted with a Who's Who of 'next big things' from just before Punk: The Movies, Cado Belle, Sad Cafe,Racing Cars...
It got me thinking about 'what if punk really hadn't happened?' - and thought it would be rather fun question for Word and/or its blogging chums to ponder - a bit like one of those 'What if the Nazis had invaded Britain?' type essays.
So,what would have happened next?
- Would Split Enz have been headlining Wembley Arena supported by Deaf School?
- Would Yes and ELP have continued to pack stadia/ums or were they losing the plot anyway?
- Would bands like XTC have still risen from obscurity, albeit without the patina of post punk?
Or - to be a bit controversial - would things have actually been that different for most rock fans (I'm leaving out the joys of Disco here). Bat Out of Hell, Kate Bush, Dire Straits, War of the Worlds and City to City all happened within 18 months of punk, and face it, they all did pretty well for themselves sales-wise.
Your thoughts please...
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Ho hum...
watch it disappear...
You make a good point,
that things might not have been that different anyway. The impact of punk has almost certainly been vastly overstated. Soul, funk and hip-hop made, and continue to make far greater waves. Also, photogenic, manufactured, teen-friendly pop stars are always with us, aren't they? Pre-punk there was ChinniChap, Bay City Rollers, Partridge Family etc, post-punk there's been S.A.W., Take That (not so much them as their successors with less songwriting ability), Fuller, Cowell, Walsh etc.
Punk never happened
Apart from the weekly inkies, punk was a minor thing, really. People have always liked noisy and to-the-point riff-rock (I liked the Sex Pistols because of their noisy row, not Sid). Metal fans like the Ramones, Iggy, etc. for the same reasons punk fans do. People have always liked dancing, so disco or similar is inevitable. Post-punk was more interesting, with a much broader musical palette; but incorporating non-blues based music into composition is hardly new, whether it be jazz or progressive rock.
The later progressive albums (Wall, post-Hackett Genesis, Yes's 'Drama', etc.) and the mid-70s jazz-rock thing passed their best because the drugs were changing; once people were less able to sit still listening to something eclectic that ebbed and flowed as did one's mind under the influence of dope or LSD, the attention-span shortened and so did the material.
Never forget punk only destroyed for the good hippie stuff; boring blues orthodoxy safe stuff like Fleetwood Mac, Eric Clapton, The Eagles, etc. carried on from strength to strength. The mythologising of punk as a replacement for progressive rock and a response to Thatcher is wrong on boith counts; there's always noisy music being thrashed out to a rowdy audience, and punk was a response to Labour's years of stagnation.
I don't think
anyone has said, or believes, that punk was a response to Thatcher - unless of course the unwashed hordes were psychologically scarred after their school milk was snatched away, and expressed their lactose-bereft alienation through the gift of song and mucus...
Punk as a response to Thatcher?
The Damned - New Rose; November 1976
Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK; November 1976
The Clash - White Riot; March 1977
The Jam - in The City; April 1977
Stiff Little Fingers - Suspect Device; March 1978
Siouxsie & the Banshees - Hong Kong Garden; August 1978
The Undertones - Teenage Kicks; November 1978
Conservative government led by Margaret Thatcher first elected - May 1979
Maybe it actually had more impact
on fashion than music ?
Split Enz
Now there's a band that got given a kick up the arse by punk, and responded well to it, in my opinion.
Anyhow, I think Punk's main influence was the creation of more venues to play in and hence it opened doors for a proliferation of music.
I think the loss of
I think the loss of Julie-quality acid probably changed things as much as anythign else.
One area of music
that did experience a demonstrable effect from punk was pop. Characters such as Adam Ant, Boy George, (early) Spands and Duran, Haircut 100 to name but a few- all had a DIY-aesthetic which was sometimes mocked but which now appears a golden age of creativity compared to today's X-Factor lite-entertainment.
Hey Nonny!
I think it was the sadly missed Ian MacDonald who said that one of the principal casualties of the punk movement and its attack on what I hesitate to call 'musicianship', on account of technique over taste, was fingerpicking of the folk guitar variety.
He said that specifically, the three chord overdriven attack and the frantic scrubbing of guitars obliterated the previous emphasis on technique, particularly the fingerpicking of folk guitarists.
I'm inclined to agree with him. I think Johnny Marr brought some of it back, but his impeccable technique was xeroxed by a shedload of third rate indie jingly janglers, who were more punk than Smith.
The Stone Roses first album had folky guitars all over it and that was misconstrued as baggy beats and wah wah guitars. Donovan was mildly popular again for while. A much under-rated pop star who does himself no favours with his 'I invented everything' schtick.
Since then, I think folk music has had a resurgence. I don't think all of it's excellent, but it goes to show that everything goes away and comes back again.
If punk hadn't happened, something else would have. It all comes back in the end.
Does anyone remember how ridiculed flares were in the 1980s? Until 1989. Now it's licorice legs, it'll soon change.
Smelly
Something called 'punk' happened?
The only winner was the music industry who were selling dog poo in 1975 but by 1978 were selling doo poo and cow pats.
What? No Punk?
I reckon the legacy of punk was the democratisation of the culture biz - still going strong via the interweb. It was easy, it was cheap, go and do it, and all that. No punk = no Stiff, no New Hormones, no Hacienda, no Damien Hirst, no Orbital, add your own favourites...
Dave Robinson, Jake, and Basher were pub rock stalwarts
Stiff would have happened without punk; they needed somewhere to release Chilli Willi and Plummet Airlines albums :-)
Yes and ELP..
..and Genesis and Jethro Tull all continued (and continue) to pack stadiums..or at least bigger venues then The Buzzcocks did, or do.
Stadium Fillers
Certainly fair point regarding ticket returns, though I think punk (or just being past their best creatively) did dent Yes/ELP/Tull ticket sales somewhat whilst clearly having no effect at all on the likes of Floyd, Genesis and Zeppelin.
I remember seeing both Genesis and The Clash in 1980 on similarly voluminous tours. Procuring tickets for Genesis required turning up nearly 24 hours before they went on sale with a sleeping bag. Clash tickets were just bought a couple of weeks before the (very fine) show. Interestingly, within three years, ticket sales for a Clash tour were so disappointing that Joe Strummer was egged on to 'go AWOL' for publicity purposes by (I think) Bernie Rhodes.
Many years later I was given the sad but still-rather-enjoyable job of producing a Joe Strummer obit programme for the BBC World Service. The charming feature maker who we borrowed from 6 Music to lend a hand, declared in his script that "by now (ie 1983) they were the biggest band on the planet." He took some persuading to the contrary - such is the power of received wisdom to those that weren't there, or at least wearing long trousers, at the time.
One does tire..
(just slightly) of the recieved wisdom that punk destroyed the dinosaur bands, it pops up repeatedly, especially on TV docos ("..by now punk had arrived and the days bands like Queen were numbered..")
If anything, Punk was a situationist art movement, and its very existence depended on knocking down (or trying to knock down) established figures.
I think you're right that cosy middle-level bands like Cafe Jaques and Racing Cars were pretty well obliterated as the venues they played became unavailable, but would they have gone on the bigger things?..I doubt it.
Adam & Joe nail the cliche factory perfectly...
Here: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=AdamBuxton#p/u/10/qt5fAU7tNxY