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Let's present the 2009 Ashes Awards
Posted by David Hepworth on 23 August 2009 - 5:53pm.
I'd like to nominate Ricky Ponting for the Toughest Guy of The Series Award for taking that ball full in the face from a few feet the other night and not even falling over.
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I'll second that
The way Ponting handled Mike Atherton's crass, insensitive questions live on TV and in front of 20,000 people at The Oval after England had just won the Ashes was fabulous. He showed honesty, realism, good grace and humour in a very tough situation. Nice one.
Well done England, by the way: fantastic performance! Let's hope we can hold on to the Ashes Down Under next winter.
Best Beard
Mushtaq Ahmed
I'll be the first to say...
Andrew Strauss: England's man of the series, and proving himself an excellent captain. It shows that it pays to go for people with a bit of inner steel rather than just the best player at the time (ok it worked when it was Vaughan, but not Freddie or KP).
And all these Australians we love to hate during matches invariably turn out to be really nice balanced guys when you actually hear them speak- e.g. Matt Hayden's excellent commentary on TMS, and indeed Punter himself.
Considering
the press and general reception that awaits him when he ventures back Down Under I thought Ponting handled himself superbly this summer.
Australia had the rough end of a few umpiring decisions but the demeanour of the team and captain belied that fact.
The booing of Punter earlier in the summer by the crass Barmy Armyites was bad form and it was good to see the reception he got today at the Oval.
Be interesting to see whether he is still in harness as skipper to try and get the Urn back next time.
Jonathan Trott
Under immense pressure, a century on his debut. Brilliant.
Monty Panesar and Jimmy Anderson
For winning the Ashes in Cardiff with that incredible last wicket stand.
Hon. mention to Thompson, Richard
Who wasn't at the Ashes but did play on after breaking the middle finger of his right hand while at bat in the annual Fairporters v Cropredy cricket match following the festival. He's had to cancel imminent gigs of course, but the prognosis is good and he should be playing again in a few weeks.
http://www.richardthompson-music.com/catch_of_the_day.asp?id=1100
New album on the way...
Finger of Unkindness.
Mummy
Please make it stop
cue
mbe's cbe's
knighthood's, visit to number ten, being pissed up in public, open top bus ride's etc etc
and then a couple of years later...
australia 5 england 0
David Gower/Nick Lowe
Anyone else noticed how much Nick Lowe looks like David Gower in the bottom album cover that appears in the banner alongside the blog?
Best use of yoof vote...
...surely goes to TMS for getting Lily Allen to pontificate on the joys of cricket.
Brilliant result (and Spurs are top of the league!). Although for us Essex fans, our international players haven't covered themselves in glory this summer.
Lily Allen has been twittering about
the Ashes all summer. She observed that, "Freddie Flintoff is ****ing fit," and expressed her desire to appear on TMS. As the Daily Express pointed out: a) she mustn't swear on TMS, and b) Freddie Flintoff is never ****ing fit.
Twittered for, and then got.........
Graham Onions' mobile number......
Lily Onions anyone?
Indeed, but I'd love to get
Indeed, but I'd love to get to know her crease.
Matt Hayden New Alan Partridge Award
He's by far the worst commentator on TMS, today and yesterday he was simply babbling random nonsense about Disney films etc it was pure Ron Manager.
I rather like...
Matthew Hayden on TMS, but didn't hear him yesterday.
Tuffers is brilliant on it, I think.
oh he was unbearable
but yes Tuffers is always good and seems to talk sense.
Shame Our Geoffry was absent this time.
Tuffers....
Has been a breath of fresh air. Great stuff.
Matthew Hayden has been uniformly tedious - self righteous, and never afraid to witter on about his great career, his family, his farm, his faith...blah...blah. Even Boycott would be a relief after him - at least you can enjoy the production crew sniggering at him in the background.
TMS was crying out for Jeff Thomson or Rod Marsh - both know their stuff, do good anecdote, and are dry as dingos dongers.
Boycott is by far the best
Boycott is by far the best summariser, I think he fell out with Hayden though. Tufnell is just a bumbling idiot. David Lloyd is always entertaining for the other lot.
I'm shocked by Tuffers.
I did't think he had such incisive cricket wit.
I'm also with those who voted for Monty and Jimmy Anderson. If they hadn't done the job they did at Cardiff, under the pressure there was, the series, we now know, was lost. Bowlers doing a batsman's job. The converse rarely applies.
Stuart Broad has done both. Well done. Is he now forgiven for that last over in the World 20/20 against Holland?
Jonathan Agnew: Were you ever nightwatchman, Tuffers?
Phillip Tufnell: Yes. I made a two-ball 4.
As a one-time spin bowler
Tuffers doesn't surprise me. Spinners generally tend to have a rather mordant take on the game and, unlike the quicks who just run up and hurl the cherry at the batsmen as hard as they can, usually have to think about their cricket a bit more. They're kind of like the cricketing equivalent of bass players. Batsmen are like the lead guitarists and lead singers: fancy dans and showboaters.
Wicketkeepers are clearly the drummers of the cricketing world: mental to a man.
Punter is always easy to wind up but always interviews like a top bloke. So you know what, as long as they're not playing England I don't mind a bit of success for the Aussies.
Harmison
Shout out for Harmy, thundering towards the crease, man-boobs quivering in the breeze...
He's taken a lot of (often warranted) flak in the past, so nice to see him produce a telling cameo.
By the way, I was quite taken by the young lady on the England balcony, I presume she was part of the backroom staff......anybody know who she is?
That's....
Chris Broad's daughter, and Stuart's sister, Gemma-she does all the analysis.
Just back from a thrashing in Hertfordshire (they won easily by 5 wkts), with tomorrow's ticket for the Oval staring at me from the noticeboard in the kitchen.
Full marks to Ricky Ponting for turning up at Moss Lane for another Alty pre-season friendly
Monday
What am I going to think about?
Two More
Jim Maxwell was consistently suave, insightful, and wryly amusing; always getting the best out of his co-commentators and, above all, while remaining rightly partisan, never less than entirely gracious.
Also, Matt Prior - immeasurably improved behind the timbers and always England's most enterprising bat.
One for Best South African?
I mean, there were a few........
I'll go for Trott.....at least the Efrikahner accent is still very much Jo'burg!
Best Knock...
... of the series had to be Graeme Swann's 60 odd off 55 balls in the last test.
I nominate Tony Hunter
for being Word's best Token Aussie across the summer.
He's been a bit quiet about the cricket today, mind.
I'm here ..... mate!
Thanks Dolly - dont think hepworth gets a guernsey as he failed to contribute to the series banter- though that may not prevent him from getting an MBE !
rotten toss to lose -sackable offence really. It is amazing what a win can do - Ponting is now a nice guy . I reckon warne could have won the game for us, nay the series, -even in his suit and microphone in one hand and fat(ter).
Rotten weekend all round Kiwis beat us with the last kick of the day in the rugby - no comments thanks Fraser.
Flintoff gets my vote - those endless overs on a bung kmee in test 2- even with the jabs -was pretty damn impressive. Curse him,
congratulations england and cheers to the Word contributors for their , overall , reasonable and balanced observations alongside jusifiable patriotism
All Blacks
Mixed emotions at the end of that one. Although the winning try came at the death, it did reflect the Blacks' second half dominance. I just couldn't figure out why Australia didn't appear to consider trying to drop a goal during their final procession. They were close enough.
they've been watching
the all blacks....
Fascinating series
- perhaps not as good as 05 in terms of quality but more than its equal in drama
As a Cricket (and Spurs)fan - fantastic weekend for me
Tony - cricket and rugby and pretty poor in World Athletics too...a bad weekend all round.
I'm sure Ponting will get all sorts of stick (emails from Aussie mates anything to go by)but I can't see jettisoning him now will help Aus come to terms with transitional period from dominance to merely very strong.
Knighthood for Monty for his batting at Cardiff - and clearly an Earldom for Stuart Broad given his spell on Friday.
I was there - turned up a bit squiffy for my wedding anniversary dinner that evening...
i resemble that remark
a. we have never been any good at aths
b we got a gold in pole vault with a bloke with bung thing
c. a junior got a gold in discuss
and soon as they ban those high octane wetsuits we will be up there in swimming again
and more importantly - no one can hold a candle to us in aussie rules
I also nominate David Hepworth
as Word's best Token Spurs and Cricket fan.
We won the Ashes and Spurs top of the league. He must be pinching himself. The world has gone quite mad.
Worst turn of phrase
All the England side ('Belly', KP, Colly etc) who talk about players who can 'score big runs and big hundreds and fivefers in ashes and big tests and big ODI's' without actually being able to do it themselves
Poor Memory...
Colly kept us alive in Cardiff. No doubt.
I Agree
and his contribution at The Oval in 2005 was underestimated (if not worth an MBE!)
And I...
...quite fancy Collingwood.
Flintoff - the most overrated
Is it me or is Freddie Flintoff overrated?
* If he was born in the same year as Ian Botham, he wouldn't have played in more than 10 test matches (see Derek Pringle).
* I heard on TMS yesterday that Flintoff's stats at the same point in his career as Broad's were poor by comparison.
* A career batting average of 33 isn't much to shout about, is it? Not sure of his bowling stats but they cannot be earth-shattering. In a game dominated by statistics, his don't stand great scrutiny.
* Bar Lords, and that run-out, it was a pretty ordinary series for him wasn't it?
* Is his standing just because there were no competitors for the all-rounder slot during his career?
I accept the following. Teams need their totemic figures and dressing room leaders and 'Sir Fred' fits the bill there. And he can wear a team down with his bowling so that those at the other end pick up wickets, yes. And his batting fills a stadium, yes.
The first pick for a IPL 20-20, yes. A all-time test great, no.
Or am I harsh?
Yes, he is overrated...
...as are all contemporary sportsmen. They're overrated because there's so much media seeking to overrate them.
Flintoff is a classic case because he's a star cricketer rather than a great one. It's like Beckham is a star footballer rather than a great one. Of course, that doesn't mean that both of them don't have their breathtaking moments – Flintoff's run-out yesterday, Beckham's free-kick against Greece - but it doesn't make them great. What sport coverage seems to increasingly demand is charisma rather than effectiveness.
It's like when England won the rugby World Cup. Johnson and Wilkinson were the stars but the greatest player in that team was Richard Hill, who probably got the least coverage.
Hill
- and in the backs - Greenwood.
Think a bit harsh on Jonno who is one of the most "effective" players on a rugby pitch I have ever seen
Galvanised his own team, intimidated the opposition and cowered referees. A true leader.
Not sure I'd compare him to Beckham. Not to his face anyway.
Of course he's effective....
...and thoroughly admirable but when they write down the greatest ever England team he's not definitely going to be there, except possibly for his sheer presence as a captain. Before that World Cup they asked a load of ex-players who was the best player in the world. Most of them picked the obvious stars. Sean Fitzpatrick said Richard Hill, which must have stuck in an All-Black throat.
Think
I would pick Jonno in my All-Time Best World XV (that I have seen) - and probably as Captain.
He is the closest thing in sport I have seen to "Gladiator". On his command - Back, Hill, Dallaglio, Leonard et al - did unleash hell. He was force of will personified.
My other second row pick would be John Eales whose nickname was Nobody because "Nobody's perfect".
sadly cant pick eales or johno
in my all time team because both are disqualified by not being welsh...
I would like to take issue with mr hepworth though - wilkinson is deffo a "star" player as opposed to a great. i suspect he needs to be told what to do and that greenwood did a lot of that telling during englands great years.
Johno though is without doubt one of the greatest english sportsman let alone rugby player. There was no show pony about him. I'd put Hill in that category too - and would find it difficult to split them. Hill was world class in 3 back row positions. Johnson was all time world great in his.
I'd still pick wheel and martin the world xv...
The way the ever media savvy
The way the ever media savvy Flintoff would strike poses after each wicket/catch/run out really started to grate. Botham averaged 35 with the bat and 28 with the ball, he was clearly the better player but even he did not make the best use of his gifts. I believe with a slightly more dilligent approach to 'refueling' Botham would have probably bagged another 100 wickets and 1000 runs. One plus point for Flintoff is that he did raise his game when playing the best, Australia were a much better team in his era than in Botham's so the ashes comparisons are, perhaps, moot.
The gum chewing
Yes, the poses struck upon wicket and run out were vainglorious and cringey. It was the look-at-me arms and the gum chewing combo that really got my goat. Most exposed when I watched Five's 'How the Ashes were won' and saw the difference between Anderson/Broad's 'fifers' celebrations (running towards teamates)to Freddie's (waiting for colleagues to come to him). Aaaargh!
I'm astounded
How has Stuart Broad's name not come up yet?
OK so he had a slow start, but he was man of the match for the last test and England's highest wicket taker of the series...
AND he's alright with a bat!
Freddie who?
England's lower order
possibly the biggest difference between the two sides. Papered over the gaping cracks appearing in mubers 2-5, saved us spectacularly in one test, scored more runs than most of the established batsmen and scored them at a decent lick wresting the advantage from the aussies on more than one occassion. A few of them can bowl a bit too and the wicketkeeper has even learned to wicketkeep during this series. Numbers 2-5 however, don't get me started...
Er..Thanks for that. You can leave now.
Er...
why?
Personally,
I thought it was a good point. Anderson and Monty batting out time at Cardiff was critical. The runs down the order that England made (Swann and Broad particularly) in the series overall were crucial too.
The England middle order - the emergence of Trott in final match aside - was powder puff flimsy.
The Ashes win should not paper over the issue that Bell is simply not up to it at the highest level and that Collingwood and Cooke's positions are not sinecures either.
I do think Bopara has talent to be a force in the future and, hopefully Trott will continue progress. Return of a fit KP will help too - but may have an impact on team spirit.
Post 05, England got carried away with themselves - cannot afford to do the same again
Thank
you Sheev, I feel better now...
Flintoff must be the Brett Lee of England
That is he's more highly rated by the opposition fans than his local ones. Flintoff would be one English player that is universally admired in Australia. You judge a sportsman by their peak and his spell at Lords is the Fred I will remember.
Lee on the other hand is flipping useless, of the five quicks we took on tour he was very much the fifth best of them yet I read time and again in the UK press, "Considering Australia's best bowler is out injured." He's the worst bowler bar none to ever get 300 Test wickets it's an injustice he's taken more wickets than Shane Bond and Jeff Thompson combined. He should not have been taken on tour let alone picked in the side, give an award to the Aussie selectors who took THREE injured players in a squad of sixteen that had ZERO back up batsmen.
If I'm handing out awards I'd give one to Shane Warne. The "Get your hand off it" award. He said he retired from International cricket to "Spend more time with his family" yet he missed commentating in the first test because he was playing poker in Las Vegas! That was after his stint in the IPL.
Australia will win the Ashes back in 2010/2011, anyone who bets against that has no respect for their money, bowlers like Broad and Anderson will be smashed from pillar to post. Okay I'm venting but losing to England is the one sporting event that actually changes my mood for the worst.
my my you have got the shits cookie boy
overly harsh on Lee -had some blindingly fast and menacing games ,rahter good fielder and had some respectable knocks with the bat- his stoic effort in 2005 was also impressive
agree with comment above -poms lower order seemed to be the key - the tail wagged like a dog about to go for a walk
warne is warne - make him sensible and he would have lost his mojo
Indeed I have
However my annoyance is only with the halfwit selectors. If they had more faith in Hilfenhaus Siddle and Johnson they would have picked a potential match-winner in Krezja as spinner instead of frigging Hauritz. I know he did well but you need more from a frontline bowler than the ability to hold up an end.
It's the difference between getting figures of
20 overs 2 for 70
or...
20 overs 5 for 110
Add in the fact that Krezja looks like an extra from One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest and I'm sure you'll agree he would have been much the wiser choice.
Ricky is not my favourite captain but he can only play with what he is given.
Best Teeth and Hair
Must go to Shane Warne!
He'll be relieved about that...
because he certainly paid enough for them...