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Let's present the 2009 Ashes Awards

David Hepworth's picture

I'd like to nominate Ricky Ponting for the Toughest Guy of The Series Award for taking that ball full in the face from a few feet the other night and not even falling over.

Any more?

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I'll second that

The way Ponting handled Mike Atherton's crass, insensitive questions live on TV and in front of 20,000 people at The Oval after England had just won the Ashes was fabulous. He showed honesty, realism, good grace and humour in a very tough situation. Nice one.

Well done England, by the way: fantastic performance! Let's hope we can hold on to the Ashes Down Under next winter.

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Red Umpire | 23 August 2009 - 6:56pm

Best Beard

Mushtaq Ahmed

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Fraser Lewry | 23 August 2009 - 6:59pm

I'll be the first to say...

Andrew Strauss: England's man of the series, and proving himself an excellent captain. It shows that it pays to go for people with a bit of inner steel rather than just the best player at the time (ok it worked when it was Vaughan, but not Freddie or KP).

And all these Australians we love to hate during matches invariably turn out to be really nice balanced guys when you actually hear them speak- e.g. Matt Hayden's excellent commentary on TMS, and indeed Punter himself.

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yug23 | 23 August 2009 - 7:02pm

Considering

the press and general reception that awaits him when he ventures back Down Under I thought Ponting handled himself superbly this summer.
Australia had the rough end of a few umpiring decisions but the demeanour of the team and captain belied that fact.
The booing of Punter earlier in the summer by the crass Barmy Armyites was bad form and it was good to see the reception he got today at the Oval.
Be interesting to see whether he is still in harness as skipper to try and get the Urn back next time.

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Salty | 23 August 2009 - 7:11pm

Jonathan Trott

Under immense pressure, a century on his debut. Brilliant.

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Iainso | 23 August 2009 - 8:11pm

Monty Panesar and Jimmy Anderson

For winning the Ashes in Cardiff with that incredible last wicket stand.

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Iainso | 23 August 2009 - 8:12pm

Hon. mention to Thompson, Richard

Who wasn't at the Ashes but did play on after breaking the middle finger of his right hand while at bat in the annual Fairporters v Cropredy cricket match following the festival. He's had to cancel imminent gigs of course, but the prognosis is good and he should be playing again in a few weeks.
http://www.richardthompson-music.com/catch_of_the_day.asp?id=1100

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Gatz | 23 August 2009 - 8:38pm

New album on the way...

Finger of Unkindness.

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Patrick Crowther | 23 August 2009 - 8:59pm

Mummy

Please make it stop

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Sour Crout | 23 August 2009 - 10:42pm

cue

mbe's cbe's

knighthood's, visit to number ten, being pissed up in public, open top bus ride's etc etc

and then a couple of years later...

australia 5 england 0

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junkiecosmonaut | 23 August 2009 - 9:16pm

David Gower/Nick Lowe

Anyone else noticed how much Nick Lowe looks like David Gower in the bottom album cover that appears in the banner alongside the blog?

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Uncle Wheaty | 23 August 2009 - 9:17pm

Best use of yoof vote...

...surely goes to TMS for getting Lily Allen to pontificate on the joys of cricket.

Brilliant result (and Spurs are top of the league!). Although for us Essex fans, our international players haven't covered themselves in glory this summer.

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JoLean | 23 August 2009 - 9:20pm

Lily Allen has been twittering about

the Ashes all summer. She observed that, "Freddie Flintoff is ****ing fit," and expressed her desire to appear on TMS. As the Daily Express pointed out: a) she mustn't swear on TMS, and b) Freddie Flintoff is never ****ing fit.

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Robin Clarke | 23 August 2009 - 10:19pm

Twittered for, and then got.........

Graham Onions' mobile number......

Lily Onions anyone?

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Six Dog | 24 August 2009 - 1:31pm

Indeed, but I'd love to get

Indeed, but I'd love to get to know her crease.

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biggaboy | 24 August 2009 - 9:23pm

Matt Hayden New Alan Partridge Award

He's by far the worst commentator on TMS, today and yesterday he was simply babbling random nonsense about Disney films etc it was pure Ron Manager.

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Chris G | 23 August 2009 - 9:23pm

I rather like...

Matthew Hayden on TMS, but didn't hear him yesterday.

Tuffers is brilliant on it, I think.

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JoLean | 23 August 2009 - 9:27pm

oh he was unbearable

but yes Tuffers is always good and seems to talk sense.
Shame Our Geoffry was absent this time.

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Chris G | 23 August 2009 - 9:56pm

Tuffers....

Has been a breath of fresh air. Great stuff.
Matthew Hayden has been uniformly tedious - self righteous, and never afraid to witter on about his great career, his family, his farm, his faith...blah...blah. Even Boycott would be a relief after him - at least you can enjoy the production crew sniggering at him in the background.
TMS was crying out for Jeff Thomson or Rod Marsh - both know their stuff, do good anecdote, and are dry as dingos dongers.

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Hot Cider | 23 August 2009 - 10:09pm

Boycott is by far the best

Boycott is by far the best summariser, I think he fell out with Hayden though. Tufnell is just a bumbling idiot. David Lloyd is always entertaining for the other lot.

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woodface | 25 August 2009 - 8:11pm

I'm shocked by Tuffers.

I did't think he had such incisive cricket wit.
I'm also with those who voted for Monty and Jimmy Anderson. If they hadn't done the job they did at Cardiff, under the pressure there was, the series, we now know, was lost. Bowlers doing a batsman's job. The converse rarely applies.

Stuart Broad has done both. Well done. Is he now forgiven for that last over in the World 20/20 against Holland?

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Lenny Law | 23 August 2009 - 9:41pm

Jonathan Agnew: Were you ever nightwatchman, Tuffers?

Phillip Tufnell: Yes. I made a two-ball 4.

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Robin Clarke | 23 August 2009 - 10:22pm

As a one-time spin bowler

Tuffers doesn't surprise me. Spinners generally tend to have a rather mordant take on the game and, unlike the quicks who just run up and hurl the cherry at the batsmen as hard as they can, usually have to think about their cricket a bit more. They're kind of like the cricketing equivalent of bass players. Batsmen are like the lead guitarists and lead singers: fancy dans and showboaters.

Wicketkeepers are clearly the drummers of the cricketing world: mental to a man.

Punter is always easy to wind up but always interviews like a top bloke. So you know what, as long as they're not playing England I don't mind a bit of success for the Aussies.

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illuminatus | 23 August 2009 - 10:34pm

Harmison

Shout out for Harmy, thundering towards the crease, man-boobs quivering in the breeze...
He's taken a lot of (often warranted) flak in the past, so nice to see him produce a telling cameo.

By the way, I was quite taken by the young lady on the England balcony, I presume she was part of the backroom staff......anybody know who she is?

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torrential1 | 23 August 2009 - 10:25pm

That's....

Chris Broad's daughter, and Stuart's sister, Gemma-she does all the analysis.

Just back from a thrashing in Hertfordshire (they won easily by 5 wkts), with tomorrow's ticket for the Oval staring at me from the noticeboard in the kitchen.

Full marks to Ricky Ponting for turning up at Moss Lane for another Alty pre-season friendly

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Richie B | 23 August 2009 - 11:52pm

Monday

What am I going to think about?

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chrisodonoghue | 23 August 2009 - 11:00pm

Two More

Jim Maxwell was consistently suave, insightful, and wryly amusing; always getting the best out of his co-commentators and, above all, while remaining rightly partisan, never less than entirely gracious.
Also, Matt Prior - immeasurably improved behind the timbers and always England's most enterprising bat.

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AdamRob | 23 August 2009 - 11:21pm

One for Best South African?

I mean, there were a few........

I'll go for Trott.....at least the Efrikahner accent is still very much Jo'burg!

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Six Dog | 24 August 2009 - 1:29pm

Best Knock...

... of the series had to be Graeme Swann's 60 odd off 55 balls in the last test.

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Iainso | 24 August 2009 - 1:32pm

I nominate Tony Hunter

for being Word's best Token Aussie across the summer.

He's been a bit quiet about the cricket today, mind.

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Dave Holley | 24 August 2009 - 1:46pm

I'm here ..... mate!

Thanks Dolly - dont think hepworth gets a guernsey as he failed to contribute to the series banter- though that may not prevent him from getting an MBE !

rotten toss to lose -sackable offence really. It is amazing what a win can do - Ponting is now a nice guy . I reckon warne could have won the game for us, nay the series, -even in his suit and microphone in one hand and fat(ter).

Rotten weekend all round Kiwis beat us with the last kick of the day in the rugby - no comments thanks Fraser.

Flintoff gets my vote - those endless overs on a bung kmee in test 2- even with the jabs -was pretty damn impressive. Curse him,

congratulations england and cheers to the Word contributors for their , overall , reasonable and balanced observations alongside jusifiable patriotism

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Junior Wells | 24 August 2009 - 2:56pm

All Blacks

Mixed emotions at the end of that one. Although the winning try came at the death, it did reflect the Blacks' second half dominance. I just couldn't figure out why Australia didn't appear to consider trying to drop a goal during their final procession. They were close enough.

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Fraser Lewry | 24 August 2009 - 3:05pm

they've been watching

the all blacks....

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Dave Holley | 26 August 2009 - 4:27pm

Fascinating series

- perhaps not as good as 05 in terms of quality but more than its equal in drama

As a Cricket (and Spurs)fan - fantastic weekend for me

Tony - cricket and rugby and pretty poor in World Athletics too...a bad weekend all round.

I'm sure Ponting will get all sorts of stick (emails from Aussie mates anything to go by)but I can't see jettisoning him now will help Aus come to terms with transitional period from dominance to merely very strong.

Knighthood for Monty for his batting at Cardiff - and clearly an Earldom for Stuart Broad given his spell on Friday.

I was there - turned up a bit squiffy for my wedding anniversary dinner that evening...

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Sheev | 24 August 2009 - 3:51pm

i resemble that remark

a. we have never been any good at aths

b we got a gold in pole vault with a bloke with bung thing

c. a junior got a gold in discuss

and soon as they ban those high octane wetsuits we will be up there in swimming again

and more importantly - no one can hold a candle to us in aussie rules

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Junior Wells | 24 August 2009 - 11:21pm

I also nominate David Hepworth

as Word's best Token Spurs and Cricket fan.

We won the Ashes and Spurs top of the league. He must be pinching himself. The world has gone quite mad.

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Dave Holley | 24 August 2009 - 1:48pm

Worst turn of phrase

All the England side ('Belly', KP, Colly etc) who talk about players who can 'score big runs and big hundreds and fivefers in ashes and big tests and big ODI's' without actually being able to do it themselves

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tim tunes | 24 August 2009 - 2:35pm

Poor Memory...

Colly kept us alive in Cardiff. No doubt.

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Jonah | 24 August 2009 - 3:51pm

I Agree

and his contribution at The Oval in 2005 was underestimated (if not worth an MBE!)

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Uncle Wheaty | 24 August 2009 - 8:59pm

And I...

...quite fancy Collingwood.

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JoLean | 24 August 2009 - 10:00pm

Flintoff - the most overrated

Is it me or is Freddie Flintoff overrated?

* If he was born in the same year as Ian Botham, he wouldn't have played in more than 10 test matches (see Derek Pringle).
* I heard on TMS yesterday that Flintoff's stats at the same point in his career as Broad's were poor by comparison.
* A career batting average of 33 isn't much to shout about, is it? Not sure of his bowling stats but they cannot be earth-shattering. In a game dominated by statistics, his don't stand great scrutiny.
* Bar Lords, and that run-out, it was a pretty ordinary series for him wasn't it?
* Is his standing just because there were no competitors for the all-rounder slot during his career?

I accept the following. Teams need their totemic figures and dressing room leaders and 'Sir Fred' fits the bill there. And he can wear a team down with his bowling so that those at the other end pick up wickets, yes. And his batting fills a stadium, yes.

The first pick for a IPL 20-20, yes. A all-time test great, no.

Or am I harsh?

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kb | 24 August 2009 - 3:52pm

Yes, he is overrated...

...as are all contemporary sportsmen. They're overrated because there's so much media seeking to overrate them.

Flintoff is a classic case because he's a star cricketer rather than a great one. It's like Beckham is a star footballer rather than a great one. Of course, that doesn't mean that both of them don't have their breathtaking moments – Flintoff's run-out yesterday, Beckham's free-kick against Greece - but it doesn't make them great. What sport coverage seems to increasingly demand is charisma rather than effectiveness.

It's like when England won the rugby World Cup. Johnson and Wilkinson were the stars but the greatest player in that team was Richard Hill, who probably got the least coverage.

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David Hepworth | 24 August 2009 - 4:36pm

Hill

- and in the backs - Greenwood.

Think a bit harsh on Jonno who is one of the most "effective" players on a rugby pitch I have ever seen

Galvanised his own team, intimidated the opposition and cowered referees. A true leader.

Not sure I'd compare him to Beckham. Not to his face anyway.

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Sheev | 24 August 2009 - 4:51pm

Of course he's effective....

...and thoroughly admirable but when they write down the greatest ever England team he's not definitely going to be there, except possibly for his sheer presence as a captain. Before that World Cup they asked a load of ex-players who was the best player in the world. Most of them picked the obvious stars. Sean Fitzpatrick said Richard Hill, which must have stuck in an All-Black throat.

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David Hepworth | 24 August 2009 - 5:13pm

Think

I would pick Jonno in my All-Time Best World XV (that I have seen) - and probably as Captain.

He is the closest thing in sport I have seen to "Gladiator". On his command - Back, Hill, Dallaglio, Leonard et al - did unleash hell. He was force of will personified.

My other second row pick would be John Eales whose nickname was Nobody because "Nobody's perfect".

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Sheev | 24 August 2009 - 5:44pm

sadly cant pick eales or johno

in my all time team because both are disqualified by not being welsh...

I would like to take issue with mr hepworth though - wilkinson is deffo a "star" player as opposed to a great. i suspect he needs to be told what to do and that greenwood did a lot of that telling during englands great years.

Johno though is without doubt one of the greatest english sportsman let alone rugby player. There was no show pony about him. I'd put Hill in that category too - and would find it difficult to split them. Hill was world class in 3 back row positions. Johnson was all time world great in his.

I'd still pick wheel and martin the world xv...

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Dave Holley | 26 August 2009 - 4:36pm

The way the ever media savvy

The way the ever media savvy Flintoff would strike poses after each wicket/catch/run out really started to grate. Botham averaged 35 with the bat and 28 with the ball, he was clearly the better player but even he did not make the best use of his gifts. I believe with a slightly more dilligent approach to 'refueling' Botham would have probably bagged another 100 wickets and 1000 runs. One plus point for Flintoff is that he did raise his game when playing the best, Australia were a much better team in his era than in Botham's so the ashes comparisons are, perhaps, moot.

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woodface | 25 August 2009 - 8:20pm

The gum chewing

Yes, the poses struck upon wicket and run out were vainglorious and cringey. It was the look-at-me arms and the gum chewing combo that really got my goat. Most exposed when I watched Five's 'How the Ashes were won' and saw the difference between Anderson/Broad's 'fifers' celebrations (running towards teamates)to Freddie's (waiting for colleagues to come to him). Aaaargh!

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kb | 26 August 2009 - 3:30pm

I'm astounded

How has Stuart Broad's name not come up yet?

OK so he had a slow start, but he was man of the match for the last test and England's highest wicket taker of the series...

AND he's alright with a bat!

Freddie who?

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Adam Wilkinson | 24 August 2009 - 3:57pm

England's lower order

possibly the biggest difference between the two sides. Papered over the gaping cracks appearing in mubers 2-5, saved us spectacularly in one test, scored more runs than most of the established batsmen and scored them at a decent lick wresting the advantage from the aussies on more than one occassion. A few of them can bowl a bit too and the wicketkeeper has even learned to wicketkeep during this series. Numbers 2-5 however, don't get me started...

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Madrid | 24 August 2009 - 5:17pm
Uncle Wheaty | 24 August 2009 - 9:03pm

Er...

why?

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Madrid | 25 August 2009 - 12:17pm

Personally,

I thought it was a good point. Anderson and Monty batting out time at Cardiff was critical. The runs down the order that England made (Swann and Broad particularly) in the series overall were crucial too.

The England middle order - the emergence of Trott in final match aside - was powder puff flimsy.

The Ashes win should not paper over the issue that Bell is simply not up to it at the highest level and that Collingwood and Cooke's positions are not sinecures either.

I do think Bopara has talent to be a force in the future and, hopefully Trott will continue progress. Return of a fit KP will help too - but may have an impact on team spirit.

Post 05, England got carried away with themselves - cannot afford to do the same again

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Sheev | 25 August 2009 - 12:34pm

Thank

you Sheev, I feel better now...

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Madrid | 25 August 2009 - 1:17pm

Flintoff must be the Brett Lee of England

That is he's more highly rated by the opposition fans than his local ones. Flintoff would be one English player that is universally admired in Australia. You judge a sportsman by their peak and his spell at Lords is the Fred I will remember.

Lee on the other hand is flipping useless, of the five quicks we took on tour he was very much the fifth best of them yet I read time and again in the UK press, "Considering Australia's best bowler is out injured." He's the worst bowler bar none to ever get 300 Test wickets it's an injustice he's taken more wickets than Shane Bond and Jeff Thompson combined. He should not have been taken on tour let alone picked in the side, give an award to the Aussie selectors who took THREE injured players in a squad of sixteen that had ZERO back up batsmen.

If I'm handing out awards I'd give one to Shane Warne. The "Get your hand off it" award. He said he retired from International cricket to "Spend more time with his family" yet he missed commentating in the first test because he was playing poker in Las Vegas! That was after his stint in the IPL.

Australia will win the Ashes back in 2010/2011, anyone who bets against that has no respect for their money, bowlers like Broad and Anderson will be smashed from pillar to post. Okay I'm venting but losing to England is the one sporting event that actually changes my mood for the worst.

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Cookieboy | 24 August 2009 - 9:00pm

my my you have got the shits cookie boy

overly harsh on Lee -had some blindingly fast and menacing games ,rahter good fielder and had some respectable knocks with the bat- his stoic effort in 2005 was also impressive

agree with comment above -poms lower order seemed to be the key - the tail wagged like a dog about to go for a walk

warne is warne - make him sensible and he would have lost his mojo

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Junior Wells | 24 August 2009 - 11:31pm

Indeed I have

However my annoyance is only with the halfwit selectors. If they had more faith in Hilfenhaus Siddle and Johnson they would have picked a potential match-winner in Krezja as spinner instead of frigging Hauritz. I know he did well but you need more from a frontline bowler than the ability to hold up an end.

It's the difference between getting figures of
20 overs 2 for 70
or...
20 overs 5 for 110

Add in the fact that Krezja looks like an extra from One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest and I'm sure you'll agree he would have been much the wiser choice.

Ricky is not my favourite captain but he can only play with what he is given.

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Cookieboy | 25 August 2009 - 12:20am

Best Teeth and Hair

Must go to Shane Warne!

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Dave Amitri | 25 August 2009 - 12:40pm

He'll be relieved about that...

because he certainly paid enough for them...

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count jim moriarty | 30 August 2009 - 1:07pm
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