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Let's Play - Politically Incorrect Desert Island Discs!
Posted by Baskerville Old Face on 3 September 2009 - 2:59pm.
Yes folks - it's that time again. You know the score - pick eight discs that the BBC will never agree to play on the programme!
I suggest:
Fuck Tha Police - N.W.A.
Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy
Give Ireland Back To The Irish - Wings
Working Class Hero - John Lennon
Reichstag Speech 9-1-39 - Adolf Hitler
Walker, Texas Corpse - Anal Cunt
Meat Hook Sodomy - Cannibal Corpse
What's The Worst Job You've Ever Had? - Derek & Clive (Live)
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let's not
I spot a trainee FPO...
Go on, you know you really really want to.
A few more
Killing an Arab - The Cure
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
Short People - Randy Newman
Brown Sugar - The Stones
I'm a slave for U - Britney Spears
My Ding a Ling - Chuck Berry
Aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman - Joe Tex
and from the darkest corners of metal
Slut of Sodom - Legion of the Damned
Jesus Hitler - Carnivore
Necropedofile - Cannibal Corpse
Some of these
have been played on the radio before!
Too Drunk
To Fuck - Dead Kennedys
Bodies - Sex Pistols
Lou Reed - Sex With Your Parents Pt II
Your Kids Aren't Special - Bill Hicks
I Just wanna Sniff Some Glue _Ramones
Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys
Spinal Tap - Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You
Fur Q - Uzi Lover
This takes me back to my teenage years...
1) Big 5 - Prince Buster
2) Necrophiliac - Slayer
3) Rape - Peter Wyngarde
4) Speak English Or Die - Stormtroopers Of Death (I only had this album because two members of Anthrax played on it by the way. And I still think the song Milk is funny)
5) Meathook Up My Rectum - Lard
6) Lick My Ass - Kool Keith
7) Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew
8) Hang The Pope - Nuclear Assault
Oh what a lovely teenager I was, almost all of that list comes from those horrible years. Since I actually lost my virginity I don't remember playing any of these again. Feel free to look them up on youtube and spotify, but you may not like many of them...
Marianne Faithfull gets a nod
Has any radio station ever played Why D'Ya Do It? I think it's brilliant. The version I'm posting is the studio version, which isn't visually terribly interesting, but it's the definitive performance from Marianne: immeasurably, incandescently vitriolic, the words spat out with sublime contempt, and without the hamminess which has crept into the live performances I've seen. The backing track is superb too.
THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK - CONTAINS CLASS A CUSS WORDS
The Ur-Every Breath You Take
This reads like a stalker/rapist manifesto or narrative. It's feralicious! Perhaps not blatantly un-PC, but a bit unsettling. Behold the track listing from The Best of The Troggs (1994):
1. Wild Thing
2. From Home
3. With a Girl Like You
4. I Want You
5. I Can’t Control Myself
6. Gonna Make You
7. Any Way That You Want Me
8. Give It To Me
9. Night of the Long Grass
10. Love Is All Around
11. You Can Cry If You Want To
12. Surprise Surprise (I Need You)
Takes me back to looking up sweary words in the OED
1. (By a long way) Stagger Lee - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2. Fuck Off - Wayne County & The Electric Chairs
3. Dinah-Moe Humm - Frank Zappa & The Mothers
4. Do You Like My New Car - Frank Zappa & The Mothers
(OK, could stick around FZ's sleazy oeuvre for some considerable time here, so moving briskly on...)
5. Spasticus Autisticus - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
6. Evidently Chickentown - John Cooper Clarke (the "F" version, not the "B" version on Snap Crackle & Bop)
7. Hey Cancer... Fuck You! - Years
8. O'Mally's Bar - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (another from Murder Ballads)
There... I feel better for that.
And if you want to push it further
You could always have:
S*M*A*S*H - Lady Love your C*nt
or anything by Anal C*nt
Yes, I've censored it, but y'know, manners and that.
Bleeding Rectum
There was a band in Belfast around 1991 with the cheery moniker in the headline above. I think they may have been *hard core*
edit: The rectum are still going - http://www.myspace.com/toxicwasteofficial
pushing the boundaries
just to see what would happen
1. John Cage - 4min 33s
2. Regurgitate - Self Dismembered Foetus
3. Graham Coxon - Who The Fuck?
4. Eels - It's A Motherfucker
5. Fatboy Slim - Fucking In Heaven
6. Stephen Lynch - Talk To Me (about wanking in front of his dad)
7. Slipknot - People=Shit
8. Hear'say - Pure and Simple
That should get them rocking.
You want to feel true revulsion?
The horror, the horror... They'd never play this on the BBC surely?
Best response
in this thread...
By a distance
Late Great Dirty 8
1. Fucking an Animal - Gwar
2. I Wanna Fuck Myself - GG Allin
3. You Fucked Up - Ween
4. Gloria (unedited 9 minute version) - The Doors (gets very profanity heavy and sexually explicit)
5. Fuck That Booty - Wendy O Williams
6. Clean Filfth - Patton Oswalt (Patton thinks up absurd ways to describe sex acts that could potentially sneak by the FCC and network cencsors)
7. Dirty Words, Revised and Expanded for 1982 version - George Carlin
8. Jones Crusher - Frank Zappa
Why that Whitehouse retrospective isn't going to happen
1. "Just Like a C**t"
2. "A C**t Like You"
3. "Lightning Struck my Dick"
4. "Cock Dominant"
5. "Avisodomy"
6. "Rapemaster"
7. "My Cock's On Fire"
8. "I'm Coming up your Ass"
There's not much point in trying to defend their sensibilities, so I won't.
is that last track....
on 4/4 timing or 6/8?
On a sexual note
Good ole blues and rock 'n' roll.
Good Morning Little Schoolgirl
I'm A King Bee
Backdoor Man
Tutti Fruity
Call a vet...
...there are some sick puppies out there...
Devo
Mongoloid
Fuck and run
by Liz Phair
My Shits Fucked Up - Warren Zevon.
Serious songs, with serious messages...