Lets Play Fantasy I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
Posted by Fuzzyface on 26 November 2008 - 3:01pm.
Which celebrities would you like to see in the jungle and why ?
10 choices 5 men 5 women.
Men
Bob Dylan imagine the stories he could tell
Robert De Niro for the method acting
Tony Blair just to do a bush tucker challenge
Sting for the tantric sex
Shane Warne For the spin
Women
Madonna enough said
Diana Ross diva
Hilary Clinton imagine her stories
Victoria Wood for her humour
Joni Mitchell with guitar for her songs
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is Sting supposed to engage in the tantric sex? Assuming we're narrowing it down to just the women there are some interesting images in there.
Victoria Wood, obviously
How could you forget "Let's do it"
Well Yes Wouldn't That Be Interesting
I would be fascinated to see Dylan, De Niro Madonna and Hilary Clinton interacting just to eavesdrop on their conversations the same goes for Victoria Wood ,Tony Blair and Shane Warne I guess it's just that fascination with certain famous people and to see how they would face up to adversity and to find out something interesting about them.
It'll never happen, but...
Ant and Dec.
OK...
Males
Brian Sewell (art critic and possessor of plummy voice)
Mr T (legend and possessor of deep voice)
Noam Chomsky (libertarian socialist / anarchist intellectual)
Ronnie O' Sullivan (snooker world champion)
Keith Richards (guitar player)
Females
Ellen MacArthur (sailor)
Elizabeth Taylor (actress)
Ann Widdecombe (politician)
Fearne Cotton (halfwit)
Brigitte Bardot (legend)
Let's be fair now
Bardot may have been a legend in her time, but she's actually more of a halfwit nowadays than Fearne is.
It was a hard choice as to whether to use...
'halfwit' twice, I'll grant you.
Van Morrison
To keep everyone getting along famously.
"He's A Curmudgeon...
...Get Me Out Of Here"
I'm a Devonian Get Them Out Of Here
Sorry to divert slightly, but do you think anyone in Devon ever played "Fantasy Neighbours" and suggested the Jackson family? Be careful what you wish for...
(Worried Devonians can spy on the Jacksons house hunting on Channel 4 this Thursday evening. There goes the neighbourhood, eh?)
Easy...
"I'm a halfwitted presenter/DJ get me out of here...!"
Men.
1. George Lamb
2. Chris Moyles
3. Jonathan Ross
4. Vernon Kaye
5. Zane Lowe
Women.
1. Fearne Rotten
2. Edith Bowman
3. Davina McCall
4. Jo Whiley
5. Tess Daley
Get them to parachute into the jungle, set up their camp then the film crew gradually sneak off quietly leaving so-called celebs stranded...for good!
Mind you with them gone, what would we have to moan about?