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Leonard Cohen - if this is depression let's all have some

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ImageThe big hilarious joke this morning on TV and radio is that Alistair Darling has been seeking relief from the country's economic travails by going to see - wait for it - Leonard Cohen!

How could he do this, the talking heads ask, when Cohen's known as being uniquely depressing? The notion that Leonard Cohen has always had a reputation as the poet of swinging suicides is now so deeply embedded in people's heads that last week I heard David Davies (the sports hack) and Gabby Logan talking about it on the radio as if it were as incontrovertible a fact as Pete Docherty's interest in heroin.

I'm getting tired of it. If anyone's listening, I remember the arrival of Leonard Cohen's first record and he was known as being lugubrious and introspective but *not remotely depressing*. Since then he's been increasingly noted for his humour, both in his delivery and compositions. If you're the kind of person who can't recognise humour in songs unless it's delivered by somebody in a clown wig you probably don't appreciate this verse from "Chelsea Hotel".

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel,
you were talking so brave and so sweet,
giving me head on the unmade bed,
while the limousines wait in the street.
Those were the reasons and that was New York,
we were running for the money and the flesh.
And that was called love for the workers in song
probably still is for those of them left.

Or that if you want to make jokes about his voice then you'll have to wait until he's finished himself. This is "Tower Of Song":

I was born like this, I had no choice
I was born with the gift of a golden voice
And twenty-seven angels from the great beyond
They tied me to this table right here
In the tower of song

How many depressives bother writing something so delectable about oral sex as this from "Light As The Breeze"?

So I knelt there at the delta,
at the alpha and the omega,
I knelt there like one who believes.
And the blessings come from heaven
and for something like a second
I'm cured and my heart
is at ease.

And when most artists find that an ex-lover has stolen all their money and ransacked their pension fund, they hurry to write a self-piteous autobiography and then start weeping on the shoulder of every chat show host who will have them. They don't just shrug and go on tour. In fact, if Alistair Darling wanted a reminder of the important things in life and the value of treating triumph and disaster both the same, he could do no better than Leonard Cohen.

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Absolutely agree...

... all that "depresssing Len" stuff is nonsense, perpetrated by people who *never* listen to him.

He's one of the great wits of popular song.

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Nicodemus | 19 July 2008 - 8:35am

There are two kinds of people in this life:

1. Those who have ears and a brain
2. Those who refer to Leonard Cohen as "music to slash your wrists to", unaware that:

(a) it's not funny
(b) it's not original
(c) it's not true

but say it anyway.

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Lucas Hare | 19 July 2008 - 8:48am

Nabobs of Sobs

Most of the artists who are alleged to be depressing are among the wittiest in song: Leonard Cohen, Morrissey, Nick Cave, Dylan and Tom Waits even.
Westlife are depressing.

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Nick White | 19 July 2008 - 8:51am

The Songs of Leonard Cohen

presumably gave rise to this notion, being, as Heppo says, somewhat lugubrious fare, but more recent works are joyous celebrations of the foibles of life, which are not always joyous in themselves, but always become tinged by a poignant and wry humour, expertly mined, with a twinkle in his eye, by the worlds finest lyricist. Everybody Knows has more killer lines than Brandon Flowers could dream of.
And I 've got tickets for the end of the tour! Yahay!!

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Retropath2 | 19 July 2008 - 12:22pm

Personally I blame Songs Of Love and Hate

Still one of his finest moments, but you can see where the stereotypers get their ammunition from.

"Why don't you try unwrapping a stainless steel razor blade..."

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David Perry | 20 July 2008 - 10:50am

I agree

But would add that Cohen genuinely did have depressive tendencies and credits his years as a buddhist with helping to banish them.

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Spartacus Mills | 29 December 2009 - 6:15pm

The irony, of course,

is that Alastair Darling hasn't so much had his money stolen and his pension fund ransacked: he's the man whose stolen all our money and ransacked our pension funds! No wonder the bugger looks so smug.

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Mark JF | 29 December 2009 - 6:21pm

I feel like I have been had

Was all excited at reading Davids post and the possibility he was doing another tour. Didn't check the date of the posting.
It was possibly the greatest show I have ever seen - okay there may not have been too much spontaneity but truly wesome playing of some of the greatest songs ever was enough for me to put it up there amongst the best.
Never understood the miserable tag either. Tell you one thing I wish I had a fraction of the attraction he has when it comes to the opposite sex.

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Steve Turner | 29 December 2009 - 6:24pm
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