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Lady GaGa: You Know You Want To......
Posted by Dave Amitri on 25 August 2009 - 10:43pm.
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Entertainment For Lively Minds
go on just click play, no-one will ever know.
It's like
an hermaphrodite pop cyborg, with some kind of psychic power that stops me turning off!
I fear to look, yet I dare not look away.
At least that's what would happen if I had actually watched it. Which I didn't.
(Was that Ellen at the start?)
Just read
somewhere that she's bisexual. I'm warming to her.
'I'm warming to her'
well i've heard some strange names for it but thats a new one on me
Perfect pop
Dressing up and showing off. That's all pop should ever be about, and she does both brilliantly. (She can also sing a bit, which never hurts either.)
she seems like good value
scares the children and horses all to the good better than armies of faceless Coldplay blokes.
I Love Her
I wouldn't buy any of her records (yet), but I love her. As Archie says she can sing a bit and play and I suspect that she's worth keeping an eye on. You can leave that with me, happy to oblige.
Plus - she's clearly having such a laugh at the moment.
I think I've just 'got' Lady gaga
The penny has dropped
Not for me........
Looks like Ruud van Nistelrooy with a blond wig.
Not a good look
Fussy
bastard.
She's got a penis
So no thanks
Oh really?
And how would you know, please do tell
Just enjoy her from the waist up...
Actually, I'm glad I watched that... very impressive piano / vocal performance at the beginning.
'Pop-hermaphrodite-cyborg'? It worked for Ziggy-era Bowie!
Yeah, but really.
Allegedly
So I heard, but...
Not planning to get that close meself...
Have a look here
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/does-lady-gaga-have-penis24035
That's very funny!
She's definitely playing with people's perception.
Real or not, that's just a hoot!
Most people here have one.
And though I doubt she really does have one, people with such an appendage have made some great music down the years.
Most ?
I thought those with were in the minority?
Actually I'm beginning to identify with Lady GaGa
as I get older my boobs are getting bigger and my willy is getting smaller... Maybe one day we will all be GaGas!!
Is the song actually called
'Someone Will Win A New Ford Taurus LTD'?
And if not are they actually giving away the company as a prize? I knew that the recession had hit the US car industry but still ...
She is a Proper Pop Star
Bright, funny, provocative, colourful.
And Poker Face is this year's best pop song, bar none.
Or a multinational media organisation's...
latest vehicle to shift units?
Reeks of the same cynical, manipulated careerism as Snow Patrol - only with better videos
She was made in a factory
I don't think she's much cop at all.
I think you need to read up
on her biography. Certainly not 'manufactured'. You don't have to have a beard to be authentic, y'know!
All biographies speak the truth.......
And are never ever ever written by professional PR's...!
And remember, these are the same type of people who insist Sinitta is 40 and Vanilla Ice was stabbed 29 times.
If It Is
all manufactured I doff my cap to whoever is behind it. They've done a fine job.
Watch the clip??
I watched the clip.
She's gone up in my books. Not only has she employed Axl Rose on drums and Jack White on guitar (seriously watch any footage of her live from V or Glastonbury - it's uncanny), she can also play piano really well whilst stood on a stool in heels. Respect.
Makes you wonder why she's gone down the lame-pop route rather than the jazz torch singer in a Billie Holiday / Nina Simone vibe?? Because she does have the voice (sort of), and the keyboard skills.
Hmph
**she can also play piano really well whilst stood on a stool in heels**
Well her vocals are mimed in that clip, so I would think the piano is too.
Having seen her live.......
and in the interest of fair play I can confirm she does sing, play piano and dance without any assistance. When I saw her she was in a yellow dress and yellow high heels, standing on the piano stool...... sorry, back in the room!
The point of this post was not Lady GaGa perse, more our perceptions and reactions to something new or different. Interesting results I feel.
Katy Perry
They said the same about Katy Perry's guitar playing at V. But I was watching, and it was her playing. You could tell as she was occasionally out of time with the others (slightly) and had a slight technical issue when she first started playing.
Why is it so hard for people to believe that pop stars can play instruments as well? That freak-child Barlow has been doing it for years with Take That.
frankly
given the state of my back and hamstrings I'm impressed enough that she could reach the keyboard - made me wince just to look at her
Bought the album
Was studiously ignoring it for months, but Paparazzi got the better of me, having been to a festival for three days and come out with it stuck in my head having heard it being played by one of the stalls.
No
thanks
It doesn't really matter
whether I like her or not. It doesn't really matter whether any of us here like her or not. What matters is that in an age of bland, photocopied churn-outs masquerading as pop stars, there are still artists out there who are prepared to at least try to do their own thing and not slavishly follow the pack.
When I look at that video and the few other performances I've seen by Lady Gaga, I see an act that shows evidence of wit, style and creativity. Regardless of whether she has come this far on sheer strength of talent and single-mindedness alone, or has been marketed and styled and put on that path, I don't care. She does it very well and it's still different enough from most of the rest of the pack to be A Good Thing.
If I was 14 years old and just discovering a love of pop, I hope my younger self would look at what Lady Gaga does and how she does it, and nod my approval.
It's all carefully stage-managed
I doubt very much if she's 'doing her own thing'. But as you say, 14-year-olds love her...
What performer isn't
"stage managed"? They all create a stage persona, whether as colourful as GaGa or as dull as (insert Beardy Bloke here...)
Headgear
30 odd comments in, and no-one has mentioned the hat. It's brilliant.
It's like one of those
frightening American teeth braces they make kids wear
If it was 2 minutes shorter it would help.
Shelf life -- 6 months tops.
Well, she's already beaten that "shelf life"
'The Fame' was released last year.
Someone's a fan
It may come across that way....
I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan - I don't even have the album. It just annoys me that there's a knee-jerk reaction on here to most things that are different from the apparent demographic (an increasingly misogynistic one, judging by many of the recent comments), a suspicion of anyone who puts a degree of thought into presentation/image, as though this somehow demonstrates that they are not serious about their music or that it cannot be of value. I've voiced this issue before, and maintain that image has been an integral and essential part of pop culture from even before Elvis and Little Richard. GaGa (or Stefani to her friends) is just the latest of those artists to contribute colour and FUN in support of her substantial talent.
Or it might be that she's not really my cup of tea
But plenty of others here agree with you.
I'm not against innovation, creativity or fun, but I know what I like.
My 'rant'
wasn't directed at you personally :-)
I don't have any problem at all with the colour and fun
and I did like her hat. It's the "substantial talent" part that I would challenge. The song is kind of catchy for a couple of minutes, after that it just gets on your wick.
Well, I would argue
that being a classically trained pianist and singer, and a successful songwriter before she became famous in her own right, her talents are rather more than negligible, whether they are to people's personal tastes or not.
I appear to be becoming a GaGa apologist, so I'll cease and desist.
No, please don't
You're saving me from playing the role, when I should be engaged in Other Pursuits.
Thought for the day: Lady Gaga without the Bacofoil frocks and thermonuclear bras would be indistinguishable from Regina Spektor, as a result of which nobody here would have any problem with her at all.
More Little Boots I would say
Not saying this in a dismissive manner, I don't have any problem with Little Boots or Lady Gaga really. I wouldn't seek either of them out but I wouldn't immediately change the channel on them.
Isn't she just the current flavour of the month though.....?
Summer 2009's version of Katy Perry, Pink, Gwen Stefani or, gulp, Madonna - only without the tunes?
I've no problem with dressing up or pop per se (my first album at age 11 was Kings of the Wild Frontier - the ultimate guy who fell in the dressing up box) - my dislike for Lady GaGa is that it just all so overtly contrived. The shock! The controversy! The rude videos! The sex! The real musician! The Heat magazine spread! And oh look.....the alleged bisexuality!
It just seems that her PR team have the pop strumpet version of The KLF's "How to Have a No.1 Single" book and followed it to the damn word.
And her songs don't get close to Xenomania's offerings for Girls Aloud either....
I'm not a fan......
But you'd have guessed!
Totally agree
As I said up there somewhere, dressing up and showing off is the very essence of proper pop. And I thought we approved of proper pop here. Apparently not.
(Richard Thompson should consider a pyrotechnic beret, he really should.)
Indeed.
I draw the line at Mika's new single though.
( I'm concerned that you seem to have replied to your own message Arch. That's one of the first signs)
It's a reply to Mikhail's post
Replys are aligned to the immediate right of the post they're responding to, not the left.
Sure They Are
Medium or message?
The problem or me is when the image precede and indeed takes precedence over the music. In my cloistered little world I'd never heard LGG befire seeing this year's Glasto footage and I was (un)suitably annoyed by her. I reckon Poker Face is actually quite good now, but I have to fight the image off.
In the old days (cue sleveless pullover, pip and slippers) musicians used their success to develop a public persona (cf Elton John) and now it sems to be the other way around a lot of the time.
Uggh!
She always strikes me as having the hard hearted look of a Vulcan, the cold calculating eyes of a shark and is about as sexy as a sock mark. No Thanks
I don't know I always thought Vulcans were kinda sexy
oh and very rock and roll!
There's other similarities
Makes a noise that isn't in any way whistleable
Metallic coneage
An undercarriage that drops out
Gasps and a big boom before it disappears into the distance forever
It seems like some of you want to....
I posted this video because I wanted to see if she had the same affect on the good readers of the Word Blog as she had on me. I happened to see her performing live, by chance, I almost missed it purely based on my perception of her. "Yuck, not Lady f%&^*ing GaGa" but against all my usual criteria for enjoying music I was very impressed. As has been mentioned she is the perfect "Pop Star" she ticks all the boxes and then some. This performance on something like Top of The Pops (RIP) would have fired her into our consciuosness like nothing since Boy George's first appearance.
Talent comes in many forms and we can all be guilty of assuming something is not for us, it is too easy just to ignore something new. Fear, ignorance or just plain stubborness means we determine what is for us without taking a chance. Agreed discovering Lady GaGa is not a life changing experience but what else have we all missed by simply saying "Nope that's not for me" and not clicking play? I you still haven't tried it why not give it a go?
on a similar note
I have been listening to Hear'Say's first album this week. It does have some good songs on it. It's a pop album. Not Mozart. It's only meant to be mildly diverting. Though their maulings of "Monday Monday" and "Bridge Over Troubled Water" are still painful.
Oh, and Gaga is a lot more palatable than Florence / Machine or Kate Nash.
Simple pop. No more, no less
I could take or leave Just Dance, but warmed to Poker Face, then Paparazzi won me over and I bought the album. It's not bad; not brilliant, by any means, but fun listening while you're driving.
So she might be a little contrived - which chart star isn't nowadays? But sometimes you just want something a little straightforward and light, and all credit to her for trying to be something other than a Kate/Lilly/Amy clone.
Normally my musical taste runs a little darker and complex - goth, darkwave, industrial, prog. But I'm finding myself liking the occasional pop song. Do I need treatment?
Pop genius/genius pop....
...and an absolute highlight of Glastonbury this year. Watch her performance there & the audience reaction. One of my favourite Glastonbury moments since the Waterboys in 1986. And as someone who's been declared bankrupt on a number of occasions she's not doing such a great job of separating the kiddies from their pocket-money (well keeping it, anyway).
As to the look & chutzpah, it seems very New York: early Madonna sexuality, Debbie Harry anthemic pop & blonderama, Bette Midler's gay steam-roominess, Streisand's nose, & I'd disagree about the eyes: in a certain Somerset evening light, particularly honest & attractive. There is both calculation & vulnerability.
The piano-playing, I thought was self-taught, rather than classically-trained.
Self-taught
Probably, but she plays at least as well as Macca did at her age (23), which is probably quite good enough for all relevant purposes.
I get the Bette Midler bath-houseyness too, although this recent feature in Out magazine beat us to it.
Three number-one singles, a platinum debut album, Glastonbury and a gay icon in under a year? I think we can safely say that she has arrived.
Meanwhile, if the teaser for Madonna's new video is any indication, I think we can safely say that that she has lost it. Like really lost it.
(Thought for the day: Madonna's "Holiday", "Like A Virgin" and "Material Girl" had all been and gone before Lady Gaga was even born. Yes, we're that old.)
Just a pity
that at Glastonbury she was so obviously miming.
She's teaming up Michael Bolton
If today's Metro is to be believed.
It's hardly Tammy Wynette and the KLF or Dusty and the PSBs, is it?
Inspired by this thread
I gave her album another listen for the first time since it was released. It's very much a pop album in that it's front loaded with the singles, the middle's a bit undistinguished and the last third is so-so. You wouldn't complain if any of these songs came up on shuffle, but it's a bit of a slog to hear as a whole album in one sitting.
Lady Gaga
is sexy as hell whether she has a penis or not. Pokerface is the best pop song i have heard this year and her video for it is equally great. If it is manufactured so be it - I dont think that makes it bad. Am I likely to buy the album? - definitely not but that doesn't mean I cant appreciate a decent pop song when I hear one.
I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole...
however I might touch her with a Bargepole.
I can't imagine
she's ever considered being the filling in a Word Blogger sandwich.
A pedant writes...
in this scenario wouldn't Bargepole be the filling in the Crowther Crust/GaGa Granary sandwich, as C would be touching GG with B
(C - B - GG)? Hmmm?
Yep, it's a slow news day :-)