.. don't know if you noticed, but the Imageshack file is more or less unreadable, based mainly on the fact that it was posted at far too low a resolution.

Which coincidentally has an episode of Skeptic Park related to the issue I posted yesterday:
http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/another-attempt-censor-science

There's something pleasing about seeing the ridiculous ridiculed in an amusing fashion.

I thought I was up to speed on this kind of stuff, but I had to look that one up.

"The Alphabiotic Alignment/Unification Process is accomplished with you lying on the back, with your head at the high end of the Alphabiotic Couch. It involves a gentle, though unique, movement of the head and is accomplished in less than fifteen seconds."

Sounds like chiropractic to me. Not sure where the "biotic" fits into this. Maybe it's negative vibes from the spirits of dead bacteria.