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Just for fun: The odds for Blogger of the Year
I won't be at the awards on Friday but await the results with interest. So for a bit of fun, not to be taken too seriously or competitively I have found some odds and a bit of background for the favourite runners and riders. I'm sure you can find these over at William Hill if you fancy a flutter. Please feel free to add your own.
backwards7 3/1 Front runner with a good history of strong starts and finishes
Patrick Crowther 3/1 Solid performer and a housewives favourite
Captain Underpants 4/1 Expansive and quick out of the blocks
Hannah 7/1 Performs well in crowds, prefers the wet (especially mineral water)
Pencilsqueezer 14/1 Artistic flair from a good stable
Archie Valpariso 14/1 Overseas runner, may find conditions difficult
jackthebiscuit 16/1 Late rush after strong recent performances
Drakeygirl 16/1 Could be in the running for a place in the top three after a recent photoshop finish
Lenny Law 500/1 Wank outsider
Middlerabbit Non-runner
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Lenny's worth a punt at that price
There's always the chance of a late spurt...
Coat etc
When Lenny steps up to receive his award
will he be given a warm hand?
DogFacedBoy
Shot in the paddock for worrying the other horses
ahem,
eddie g gee?
Lucifer Sam
is lame.
I've unseated my Jockeys
how DO they get stuck up there?
Jim Royle
"I paid a pound for these undies and I've got fifty pence worth stuck up my arse."
Five-Centres
Steward's enquiry
A late change to your race card
ladies & gents.
idiotbear, running in the newcomer stakes, is now Bob.
But has been caught...
...and devoured by a pack of Frenchmen, which was a kindness, given the state of him.
Beezer
A fucking idiot and a non-runner. Has forgotten his kit and has a note from his mother to excuse his absence tonight.
Shame you're not going...
don't you owe me a beer?
Indisputably
I think I owed you one before we even met.
Have a smashing time, Retro sir.
Black Type
a dead QWERT.
Jimmyshoes01
much more useful as glue
Ganglesprocket...
... up will cock it.
Happy Harry
not amused
you might as well ride the Derby on a cow
Lord Thumperty Thump and Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon failed to place
I am a Horse, its I am Am Horse from Christ's Chin
Keith won!
He doesn't race very often
but Sheev has a good turn of foot.
personally I love him
except when he fills me with self-loathing.
Retro Man
the drunken oaf running across the track in front of the favourites as they approach the finishing line...
Phil Pirrip
No great expectations