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Just for fun: The odds for Blogger of the Year

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I won't be at the awards on Friday but await the results with interest. So for a bit of fun, not to be taken too seriously or competitively I have found some odds and a bit of background for the favourite runners and riders. I'm sure you can find these over at William Hill if you fancy a flutter. Please feel free to add your own.

backwards7 3/1 Front runner with a good history of strong starts and finishes

Patrick Crowther 3/1 Solid performer and a housewives favourite

Captain Underpants 4/1 Expansive and quick out of the blocks

Hannah 7/1 Performs well in crowds, prefers the wet (especially mineral water)

Pencilsqueezer 14/1 Artistic flair from a good stable

Archie Valpariso 14/1 Overseas runner, may find conditions difficult

jackthebiscuit 16/1 Late rush after strong recent performances

Drakeygirl 16/1 Could be in the running for a place in the top three after a recent photoshop finish

Lenny Law 500/1 Wank outsider

Middlerabbit Non-runner

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Lenny's worth a punt at that price

There's always the chance of a late spurt...
Coat etc

4
David Cooper | 25 November 2010 - 1:08am

When Lenny steps up to receive his award

will he be given a warm hand?

0
BryanD | 25 November 2010 - 10:40am

DogFacedBoy

Shot in the paddock for worrying the other horses

0
DogFacedBoy | 25 November 2010 - 1:19pm

ahem,

eddie g gee?

0
eddie g | 25 November 2010 - 8:34am

Lucifer Sam

is lame.

0
Spartacus Mills | 25 November 2010 - 9:57am

I've unseated my Jockeys

how DO they get stuck up there?

1
Captain Underpants | 25 November 2010 - 10:29am

Jim Royle

"I paid a pound for these undies and I've got fifty pence worth stuck up my arse."

1
Spartacus Mills | 25 November 2010 - 10:31am

Five-Centres

Steward's enquiry

0
Five-Centres | 25 November 2010 - 10:41am

A late change to your race card

ladies & gents.

idiotbear, running in the newcomer stakes, is now Bob.

0
Spartacus Mills | 25 November 2010 - 10:42am

But has been caught...

...and devoured by a pack of Frenchmen, which was a kindness, given the state of him.

0
Bob | 25 November 2010 - 3:30pm

Beezer

A fucking idiot and a non-runner. Has forgotten his kit and has a note from his mother to excuse his absence tonight.

0
Beezer | 25 November 2010 - 11:54am

Shame you're not going...

don't you owe me a beer?

0
Retro Man | 26 November 2010 - 11:45am

Indisputably

I think I owed you one before we even met.

Have a smashing time, Retro sir.

1
Beezer | 26 November 2010 - 2:11pm

Black Type

a dead QWERT.

0
Black Type | 25 November 2010 - 1:07pm

Jimmyshoes01

much more useful as glue

0
jimmyshoes01 | 25 November 2010 - 3:28pm

Ganglesprocket...

... up will cock it.

1
ganglesprocket | 25 November 2010 - 3:35pm

Happy Harry

not amused

0
happy harry | 25 November 2010 - 4:47pm

you might as well ride the Derby on a cow

Lord Thumperty Thump and Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon failed to place

I am a Horse, its I am Am Horse from Christ's Chin

Keith won!

0
DogFacedBoy | 25 November 2010 - 4:58pm

He doesn't race very often

but Sheev has a good turn of foot.

1
Ozmium | 26 November 2010 - 11:23am

personally I love him

except when he fills me with self-loathing.

1
Sheev | 26 November 2010 - 8:23pm

Retro Man

the drunken oaf running across the track in front of the favourites as they approach the finishing line...

0
Retro Man | 26 November 2010 - 11:44am

Phil Pirrip

No great expectations

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Phil Pirrip | 26 November 2010 - 3:17pm
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