Jools Holland Hootascammy

I quite enjoyed wactching Jools Holland on New Years Eve; highlights for me were Sea Sick Steve, Macca, Kylie's re-worked " I Should Be So Lucky" and the bagpipe players. Have to agree with my mother's comments that Kate Nash was "a bloody racket".
It was a shame the show wasn't live, one couldn't but help feel cheated when all the guests and artists pretended to toast in the New Year. Indeed, old Jools slipped up after "pretend midnight" when he announced the forthcoming year (2008) forgetting that he was still in 2007.
I guess the BBC will claim it would be far to expensive to host a live show on New Years Eve, but I would rather watch something "live" on New Years than the £30,0000 a minute fireworks screened by the BBC. Although I am aware the BBC didn't pay for this MASSIVE firework display. Sure it was great if you were there; was anyone at the Jools Holland show?

Newsflash: Telly isn't real!

These New Year's Eve shindigs have always been pre-recorded, for good reason. Mainly that - radical though this concept may be - pop stars and music biz luminaries do actually have families and friends with whom they'd rather spend New Year than being shunted around a TV studio drinking warm beer. If they're doing anything biz-related on the evening itself, it'll be playing a special New Year gig somewhere for the showbiz-fee equivalent of Double Time, rather than a mere telly appearance fee. So the TV companies record these shows at a less festive time of year, when there's no difficulty tearing the celebs away from their party hats, wee drams and shortbread fingers. Obvious, really. I thought this was the best Hootenanny for several years, though. Everyone was on good form, and I even smiled indulgently at the screen when Mika yowled his way through "Vera Lynne", or whatever that dreadful single was called - somehow its over-the-topness fitted the show. And at least the veterans convinced this time - Macca, Eddie Floyd and Madness all came up trumps, with none of the embarassment of t'other year's performance by Ian Hunter, who managed to sound nothing at all like Ian Hunter. Only duff note this year was - aptly enough - Duffy, whose voice is ordinary to say the least, and who lacks any discernible stage presence which might compensate for her dull tones.

Paul Vincent | 4 January 2008 - 9:19am

you'll be telling me

next that Santa's not real either, and as any foo' knows he is, cos Bruce says so [thanks for that Mr H.]

Part of me wishes that they would stop with the whole pretence at the "live" show and part of me finds it charming that they at least try and make the effort.

Glad I am not alone re Duffy - I'd heard good things about her and was looking foward to hearing her sing...and was left singularly unmoved.

On the other hand I am still at a loss to explain quite why I like Kate Nash's particular brand of "chavtronica" with all that "bittah" and "fittah"....I've even seen her live for pity's sake!
As one Word correspondant put it - I should get out less.

Riccardo Gargiulo | 4 January 2008 - 9:33am

Should

we have to suffer Jools's awful interviews though? And with such boring annual inevitables as Rowland Rivron, Dawn French, that Culshaw bloke off 'Dead Ringers' ( whose impressions all sound like Tom Baker ) and Arthur Bleedin Unfunny Smith? I think a resounding 'no' is the answer.

eddie g | 4 January 2008 - 12:12pm

Rivron

must have something on Jools. There's no other explanation for his annual appearance.

innominate | 4 January 2008 - 7:00pm

Yes

Why is Rivron ALWAYS on that show? Am I missing something? He seems as funny as an ear infection to me...

Patrick Crowther | 4 January 2008 - 7:27pm

I think

that Jon Culshaw and Rory Bremner should have impersonated each other and have done with it.

Lucas Hare | 4 January 2008 - 2:08pm

Rowland Holland

Rowland Rivron and Jools both talk the same, I think they must be related.

David Wright | 4 January 2008 - 7:03pm

OH FFS!!

I stumbled over a Daily Mail article [idle interwebbing can get you into trouble you know] re this - apparently the BBC were "flooded" with complaints that this was not in fact a live show. I'm sorry but how stupid do you have to be to believe that it was? Ok so they go through a somewhat toungue-in-cheek pretence, but it wasn't exactly something to worry the makers of Hustle now was it?
Some people really do need to get a grip!

Switching rant mode off now...

Riccardo Gargiulo | 5 January 2008 - 10:24am

Mail Rant

Yeah, I read that article in me old man's Daily Mail. Typical Mail hysteria, horrible paper. Urgh!

David Wright | 5 January 2008 - 5:52pm

Well, I don't know

I spent New Year's Eve with a very intelligent friend of mine who just assumed it was live until I explained to him that it was very unlikely that Eric Clapton would not be in the West Indies during the coldest period of the year.
Is there another programme on New Year's Eve that rings in the New Year that isn't live?

David Hepworth | 5 January 2008 - 11:36am

For the next Hootanany...

I suggest you and Mr Ellen try to blag some tickets for Jools' show, and you could tell some Hootanany HORAs over a glass or two of mulled wine. 'Happy new year, Jools... let us regale you with the legendary tale of Van Morrison, the gobiron and the anal cleft'...

Patrick Crowther | 5 January 2008 - 1:35pm

Was this years Hootenanny

recorded the same time as last years - same guests, Seasick Steve on two years running??
Its becoming a little tired now I think. Madness and the afore mentioned Seasick Steve were good though.

Steve Turner | 5 January 2008 - 6:27pm

Live and live

Well, in Jools defence it is as close to live as possible. That is, the bands play live in the studio, without retakes unless absolutely necessary (rare), and no backing tapes, remixes etc. I don't think it's a big issue that it isn't shown at the time it is recorded. So you are watching a recording of a live show, as near as dammit. But the atmosphere was good and Kylie showed what she should be doing - grown up performing and singing, which I thought she did rather well, much better than the camp poppery she is chained to. But why didn't she do a duet with the real aging star Seasick Steve, and not the sadly voice-deteriorating Macca. Agree, though, about Rivron and French etc

ian | 5 January 2008 - 7:16pm

Macca's voice...

Yes, it's sad, isn't it... every time I hear him sing live now, his voice seems to have given out a little more. I watched 'Rockshow' - the Wings concert film from the mid-70s - recently, and my God was he a great singer. He was at his absolute peak as a vocalist at that time, in my opinion.

Patrick Crowther | 5 January 2008 - 8:11pm

He

is sixty five you know.

eddie g | 6 January 2008 - 10:17pm

Kylie

So I'm the only person on here who thinks she sounds like she has a peg on her nose. Come on!!! Just cos she's got a cute arse & knows how to entertain doesn't mean she can actually SING!!!

Mind you, I love Neil Young & he can't 'sing'.

laddie | 7 January 2008 - 10:18am

Poor Paul

Kylie's no singer I agreed laddie; but a great entertainer and easy on the eye for sure. Didn't think Macca's singing was too bad although he should give the hair dye a rest and grey naturally like the rest of us. His dyed hair only highlights the wrinkles on his face. Aside these blemishes, he still looks and performs well for his age.

David Wright | 7 January 2008 - 8:21pm

Treason! Treason!

Hush! Whisper it quietly, and only to those you trust with your life; rumour has it the Queen's Christmas broadcast message isn't live either!
The BBC won't say whether they have received any complaints on this score, but methinks this may be due to the threat of being bundled orf to the Tower for summary dismissal with a bloody great axe.

Vulpes Vulpes | 8 January 2008 - 11:47am

Eric Clapton . . .

. . . was not in the West Indies during "the coldest part of the year" but was doing his annual dry gig in Surrey. I know people who went and the ******s didn't get me a ticket !!!!

borntorun | 10 January 2008 - 8:16pm

Kylie

No laddie above you aren't the only one
Cute I'll admit but talented no

borntorun | 12 January 2008 - 5:58pm

Kylie not talented?

Now I'm not a particular fan of either but I like to start fights in pubs by suggesting that actually Kylie is more talented than somebody like Bono because she can dance as well as sing...and act a bit if you like. Her CV would make his look quite sparse.
You have to be careful talking about talent in rock and roll because the key talent that most rock stars have is for playing themselves. That's what somebody like David Bowie has done for forty years. The harder he tries to stretch out into different fields and play the renaissance man, the more he reveals himself as Just the Dame.

David Hepworth | 12 January 2008 - 6:10pm

Interesting point...

And may I add that she has a much nicer bum than Bono too.

Patrick Crowther | 12 January 2008 - 8:56pm