Jokes
Posted by Steve Turner on 20 November 2007 - 9:19pm.
As the festive season is approaching how about putting some jokes on the site to keep us all amused.This one tickled me:-
Guy is rushed into hospital with chest pains.All the usual tests are conducted - pulse, heart rate, he is put on an ECG. The nurse gets the results and scrutinises them for a couple of minutes.
'Sir, I am afraid to say you really need to stop masturbating'
'Oh,why is that?'
'I am trying to take your blood pressure!!!'
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Sounds familiar
That's almost exactly the same joke, although a bit less tight, that David Hepworth told on the podcast a few weeks back, isn't it?
Richard Hawley
I preferred Richard Hawley's version, as recounted by David on the podcast. Shorter, to the point and funnier because of it. Another case of the (Single Edit) being better than the (Extended Mix).
Poor
How did the Irish Goldfish Die?
It drowned.
Can we do just the punchlines?
"...because he's really heavy"
"...your dog's just died"
"...well, you know how your mother used to like to play on the roof?"
"...Roger Osborne, from the six yard line"
"...you've got a whisky called Simon?"
"...I did, and this week we're going to Madame Tussauds"
"...why, do they need an electrician?"
I'm here all week. Try the fish.