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Jo Whiley - The Autobiography in the shops now!
You know how it is when your brain plays tricks on you and hones in on the one thing that can only inflame your already darkening mood? Such was the case this week, when, after being told at work that half of us are to lose our jobs, I wandered into my local Waterstones, to see if I could find a book to take my mind off things. Unfortunately, my cruel mind ensured that upon entering the store, my eye was drawn immediately to this:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h__9_3?url=search-alias%3Dstripboo...
And like the masochist I am, I couldn't resist flicking through the thing. I wish I hadn't bothered. It was awful.
You'll gasp in amazement: as Jo reveals that she once got the name of one band mixed up with that of another, live on air.
You'll be beside yourself in disbelief: as Jo reveals how she wrestled with her conscience as to whether or not she should reveal to John Peel at the Glastonbury festival that she was pregnant (presumably, Peelie wasn't the father - but I never read that far.)
You'll sit upright in boggle-eyed amazement: as Jo explains how she "single-handedly" persuaded U2 to perform on the roof of the BBC building.
I could go on, but I won't. It's available as an audio CD too, apparently.
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There
was an extract from it in the Guardian last weekend covering her relationship with her sister. It was quite touching.
Bafflingly, one of the
Bafflingly, one of the comments on the Amazon page, written by a "Jeff Haddock from Frying-Pan-On-Sea", reads thus:
I picked up this book whilst being treated in hospital for severe brain cancer. I had literally weeks to live, so everytime I put the book down after a night's reading I had no idea if i would be alive in the morning to start the next glorious chapter. I managed to get through the entire book and was completely moved at how beautiful it was. Every night I cried tears of what I now believe to be cancer. Night after night my eyes flushed out the toxins from my brain and with every page turned, my longevity increased a little bit more. By the end of it all I was given the all clear, and had also grown threee inches. Thank you Jo, your life has given me life. I would recommend this book to everyone and anyone, especially those with terminal cancers.
hmmmm. piss-take?
Brilliant !!!
almost as good as the Three Wolf T-shirt reviews.
if you think this is a pisstake
read these reviews:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World-Katie-Price-Peter/dp/B000JU8FXK/ref=...
I challenge you NOT to laugh out aloud. In fact I will put five of your english pounds n the fact that you wont be able to help yourself
Your 5 quid is safe, Jim
I needed a laugh. Thanks.
You win
There is nothing that kills humour like being told beforehand that you will laugh, but the very first review did it for me.
I laughed and (almost!) shat
I laughed and (almost!) shat myself just reading that!
Glad you typed this out....
...review has now been removed - great shame - another victory for the humourless and po-faced. Luckily the most helpful review is still somewhat tongue-in-cheek
I bet it's...
amaaazing.
What did you expect...
The Crossman Diaries?
Radio 1 DJ in lightweight candyfloss memoirs shock!
Can someone tell me
why Jo Whiley gets such a bad press? I can't say I listen to her radio shows and so I only have occasional exposure to her. She seems a pretty competent and knowledgeable presenter whenever I do see her though.
She was a royal pain in the arse on the Glastonbury TV coverage.
If I'd been next to her I'd have shoved one of my socks in her cakehole to shut her up. Dreadful.
I don't listen to Radio 1 so I can't comment on her radio shows. Maybe she's better suited to that.
I was about to post the same
I don't catch her radio programme and so all I know of her is Glastonbury and a show she hosted many years ago that was supposed to be a music based chat show. I don't even remember which channel it was on. I think I restricted nyself to one edition (maybe that's all thaere were) but it was just mind blowingly dull as opposed to cringe making, but no reason to start loathing her.
Because
she appears to only play music by bands who are almost exclusively represented by her husband's PR firm and she takes 300 grand of licence payers money a year for the privilage of doing so. Okay, so it's hardly mass murder, but it annoys the hell out of me.
If it's any comfort...
She doesn't choose 95% of what she plays, and her husband hasn't had a PR firm for the best part of a decade.
You deflected that
You deflected that potentially libellous comment very ably, Fraser!
It's simply
...that she exudes self importance from every pore.
Joe - just ordinary
Dear Old Joe,
She never did any one any harm. She never killed a puppy or hurt a kitten. She does however get paid an awful lot of tax payers money. I mean an awful lot. There must be a talent connection there, must there not? She must get paid a lot because she is very, very good at her job(not just a very light weight presenter who can string 2-3 words together who is also quite a pretty women). Over the many years I have observed DOJ (as we refer to her in these parts)I have observed none of this exceptional talent. She has a naturally fawning manner in interviews which must irritate the star as much as the listner. She is in the great land of the very average and the mystery is how she has endured so long. Some chauvinists would say that when her looks go then the BBC exit door will fly open, but not I.
It's easy to take the piss though isn't it?
Thank god.
The trouble with Jo
Is she's probably a bit too clever and thoughtful to do the job she does, hence her awkwardness & tendency to gush. She's someone I instinctively like because I think she's one of the good guys, but I can't listen to her for more than 5 minutes, though I can watch her for a bit longer.
Are you sure
that it's just not awkwardness and a tendency to gush.
Otherwise, Katie Price is a really gifted author, who has a tendency to take her kegs off, Michael Jackson isn't a dead speedofile, but a misunderstood martyr, and Hitler was a talented artist who just came over as a bit genocidal.
She's rubbish. The end.
Bet the
'I got Nirvana on The Word' annecdote gets its own chapter
And here opening ' Hi I'm Jo, I'm one of the presenters round here' at this years Glasto nearly got a remote stuck in me plasma. Nasty!
Yes, but what's her pension like?
timesonline
BBC boss gets £8m pension from taxpayer
http://tinyurl.com/lntwmv
I listened to
the session of Florence & The Machine and after one of their tracks Jo actually said "OMG". Anyone Jo's age who says OMG deserves any ridicule thrown their way.
LOL
oh pish, I'm 46...
dreadful
no redeeming qualities, why must we throw..... etc
Ignorance is bliss, except when I try to watch something I might be interested in and her cretinous talking head is foist upon me. I cringe everytime I see her blonde slinty-eyed coupon pop up. I do not listen to R1 because I know there's nothing I need to hear, so maybe I'm being harsh in my judgement of her.
Doubt it.
yes, drink has been taken
My Jo Whiley story
Think it was 96.
The FPO and I were invited by the lovely people of Sony to see Jacko at Wembley. Our seats were surrounded by a plethora of the glitterati.
About 10 minutes into Jacko's set, our row was disturbed by a couple making a late entrance. Looking to her left, to see the cause of the commotion, the FPO exclaimed 'Ooh look, it's Marilyn' (She was referring to the friend-of-Boy-George-minor-pop-star-person)
I looked over - it was in fact, Jo Whiley.
Just wait..
..until Lauren Laverne's autobiography is published. Then you'll be sorry.
It'll pale
into insignificance before the coruscating insights into the human condition awaiting us in Fearne Cotton's Memoirs.
So that's
Jo Whiley, Lauren Laverne and Fearne Cotton taking a kicking.
A new visitor here could be forgiven for thinking this blog is slightly male chauvinist.
No.
I'm equally despairing of inane male presenters (I'm looking at you, Messrs Lowe, Z. and Kay, V. amongst numerous others). But as the post was specifically about a female presenter whose talents are somewhat of a mystery, I continued within that contextual vein.
I think the girls have got off lightly here
compared to George Lamb
Well, 2 out of three
I could easily live without Whiley (crushingly worthy and overweening self-importance) and Cotton (intellectual depth of a puddle, and about the same personality on screen).
Lauren Laverne I have much more time for. Why? Because a) she at least shows some signs of an intellect and b) doesn't take herself particularly seriously. I'll even excuse her coming from Sunderland (says the boy from Middlesbrough).
Lauren Laverne is actually
Lauren Laverne is actually very bright and I find her 'I'm not too clever me' act very wearing. There is nothing more annoying than someone who is pretty intellectual pretending to be otherwise.
She was a straight A's student.
Laverne unveiled her exam results on some late-evening, Channel 4, discussion show hosted by the tall one out of Adam and Jo. She sat next to Simon Pegg's best friend. The Certificate drew gasps and, no doubt, a few dark murmurings, from the audience. She disguises her intellect because this is Britain. Who wants to get a kicking after school?
I'm not sure that she does hide it
I rather like the fact that she's intelligent, not anti-intellectual at all but doesn't feel the need to thrust an earnest and overweening cleverness in the audience's face. She wears it light and that's fine by me; I don't think I could face everyone doing anything substantial being like Kenneth Clark or Jakob Bronowski all the time
I'm sorry to break this to you but...
I'm sure I've seen Fearne Cotton's 'Story So Far' (or something like that) in my local Waterstones at Christmas. I couldn't bring myself to look for fear of suicide. I had a lot of shopping to do that day you see.
I had to look...
It's true.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fearne-Cotton-Amazing-Britains-Brightest/dp/1844...
Still, at least it's not an autobiography (yet)
But why would anyone read it?
I'm Fairly indifferent about Jo whiley but even her regular/listners big fans can't want to read that much about her. It's like she's had a very varied career ie runner for record company or similar then worked for the BBC on the same show for 15 years.
To Anthea (vb,n)
I was a bookseller when Anthea Turner's autobiography famously tanked. Quite why anyone would want to read Anthea Turner's autobiography, even when it became famous as the book that no-one wanted to read, is anyone's guess. Nationally, the hardback sold in its dozens.
The word 'Anthea' entered the bookselling lexicon as a useful term referring to any useless book, as in (to rep), 'I'll pass. It's a bit of an Anthea.' Or, 'Whiley's book has really Antheaed, hasn't it?'
Ed Stewpot Stewart
According to Danny Baker,Stewpot's autobiography is the worst of this genre.
Anecdotes like "Went to a party,Hendrix was there,he was wearing a nice coat"
But Danny reckons that Stewpot devotes most of the book to talking about his appearance on Celebrity Weakest Link.
What a pageturner !!!
I bought 'Stewpot'
For 5p at a library book sale after reading Danny's review. He was being kind. Stewart is baffled that he's not still on the radio every day while unconciously explaining why on every page; he's by turns schmaltzy and bitter, saving most of ire for his employer of 30 years. DLT probably enjoyed it.
Didn't he blame
Danny Baker at one point graham ?
Just read terry Christian's one
and that was bad enough. (I got it from the library, doubt anyone has paid for a copy.) He was fairly 50/50 on her, not afraid to slag plenty of other off mind.
Don't understand the Whiley despisers
There are many more reprehensible feckers than Whiley, who clearly loves music in the way that we all do. I also think there is more than a hint of sexism in much of the anti-Whiley camp, there are more male DJ/ TV presenters trousering much more money who are befitting of our utterly pointless cyber ire than Whiley.
Are you kidding? .... She doesn't like music
she's just a ligger ... full stop.
What's wrong with being sexy?
;)
Shame on you!
I think it's grossly unfair to say she trades on her looks, she doesn't at all, and she's clearly demonstrated a passion for music. Her luck was to be championing indie music just when indie went supernova. She and Lamacq, then Laverne, were the ones who could talk about it with a degree of knowledge and/or enthusiasm, thus they found themselves fronting music shows. Bearing in mind the demographic this seems perfectly reasonable to me, plus there's usually a Mark Radcliffe on hand to appeal to fifty quid man. I agree that her manner can be irritating, but that hardly excuses some of the comments upthread.
Everyone has to be Wonderful
I would agree with you Albert, but the underlying (dare I say it American) assumption is that everyone is wonderful and that mediocrity is not an option.
Ability to do one's job competently and maintaining a knowledge of one's business milieu/marketplace should be a given. It does not make one exceptional.
The exceptional beings are those that innovate, 'go the extra mile', are brave enough to swim against the tide of 'accepted wisdom' enlighten the rest of us, clarify and present complex subjects in an understandable manner or take risks on behalf of others. In the entertainment world it is often those who go outside their 'comfort zone' and risk the loss of their historic audience or constituency.
The majority of us (Radio 1 DJs included) do not do this, but in many cases are unwilling to accept that we are not exceptional.
In order to merit a biography or autobiography, one would hopefully have done something that lifts oneself above the herd. I'm not sure that Jo Whiley, whatever her merits, justifies a record of her life thus far.
(Digresssion: The trouble with many showbiz/music biographies is that once the artist/subject has some success, the book degenerates into a list of who they met and where they played without any context or enlightenment. A good example is Andy Summers' 'One Train Over'. The guy spends several miserable years scuffling/living virtually hand-to-mouth whilst 'paying his dues' and playing relatively obscure but quality music. He then 'makes it' and succumbs to a life of ever-longer tours, incarceration in bland hotels and in-fighting that bring him money, fame etc. but no greater happiness, followed by a return to relative obscurity - this makes for a depressing read overall and a sense of dissatisfaction with the time consumed in ploughing through this ocean of misery)
Nail on head
Wiley has built a career out of being inoffensive. She hasn't got the charisma to do the breakfast show and it is hard to see where her radio career could ever go. She hasn't got enough in her for Radio 2 or 5 Live.
I don't think I've ever met someone who has said they think Jo Wiley is great. A lot don't mind her and she mindlessly and blandly fills that slot on Radio 1 when people are doing other things. Is this enough to base a book on?
A book is based...
...on its potential to sell, not the merits of its subject matter.
Also, if Jo Whiley is so inoffensive, why all the vitriol?
p.s Are you the Simon Ford who wrote Hip Priest?
If every Book
was only published on its sales potential, many treatises, scholastic works and many livesworks on esoteric/minority subjects would never be published. The Whiley effort screams 'Vanity Project'.
Funny...
I thought about qualifying that with 'unless it's being published for kudos', and probably should have, so it's a fair cop.
Not that Jo Whiley's autobiography falls into that category, of course. No, it's been published because someone thinks they might make a bit of cash. They've said, 'Look, she broadcasts to x many people on the radio, and x many people will see her on the Glastonbury coverage, plus there's a good angle on the sister, so we have a fair chance of shifting x many copies if we can get Asda and Tesco on board and if we give her advance of y and get some serial deals.'
It's published by Virgin, who do take on niche stuff, and are to be applauded for some of the books they've put out in the past, but they're not a charity.
Point
taken re marketability
Surely with celebrity autobiographies
the potential to sell is directly linked to the merits and popularity of the subject matter?
I think Albert's point
was that there is an assumption of celebrity, because JW has a potentially large audience and because she has been broadcasting successfully for a number of years.
Once again, whatever we might think of this proposition is irrelevant, because (I suspect) we are not part of the 'target' demographic or potential market for this book. The supermarkets (see above) and chain outlets are the main points of sale for books of this kind.
Unless I am travelling, I tend not to buy books from these outlets (Borders and Waterstones excluded)
That is not to say I (we) don't read bios, but are more likely to go for the quirky (Steve Earle, Shakey, Buckley famille et al.)? Discuss.
Is it Steve Earle's Biog
as predictable Jo Whiley's.. not very successful took loads of smack still not successful turns up on the Wire....
and the Buckley famile that sounds like Christmas round robin hell you remember the Buckleys we met them on Crete..
If I had said 'Dream Brother'
instead of Tim/Jeff Buckley, you might have said 'who?' and still might for all I know. Spoiler - they both produced great music, but died young (who knew)!
Earle - depressing biog after a while as he sinks lower and lower through Heroin addiction, followed by some sort of redemption - great music though.
Warren Zevon - similarly depressing descent through drink and final (unrelated) death - once again produced great music.
I guess there's a moral in there somewhere.
obviously it would have been good
if either Buckley had lived long enough to write an autobiography.
Although isn't it the case that the best biogs are written by the nearly men who have come close to huge success and seen the sights. Luke what's his name from the Auteurs is recent example of which i hear nothing but good things and yet his records never trouble the charts a great deal.
They...
... either want a huge tentpole name, or they want a mid-level name with a good story to tell in the hope that it will break out and do well on word of mouth. In this case, Virgin probably bought it on the strength of the sister angle and also on the proviso that it could be delivered in time for summer publication, post-Glastonbury and pre-Christmas. It would die on its arse at Christmas but now they have a chance of getting some visibility for it, plus a serial deal. Note the 'my' in the title, by the way. Books with 'my' in the title sell. Somebody at Tesco presses a button, looks at the figures and says, "We need the word my in the title. Then we can talk..."
Lauren laverne
she's great !
I agree
And Kenickie's second album was properly good - I Would Fix You in particular.
Lauren is great!
I think Lauren is a great presenter - I'm a big fan of The Culture Show and I thought she coped well with a drunken Mark Radcliffe during the Glastonbury shows.
I find Jo Whiley incredibly annoying and superficial - watching on Sky+, I found myself forward winding through all her links after I'd reached my tolerance threshold!
If it is about looks..
..then presumably that's why poor Steve Lamacq never gets a call. Sorry Steve, but I'm no oil painting either.
Proposed new Word rule:
I've always felt that no-one, but no-one, should be allowed to write an autobiography until a) they're at least 50 years old; b) they have never previously sanctioned an "authorised biography"; and c) they have at least written the forward (minimum 3-pages not counting thank you's and credits) by themself.
So my proposed rule is that Word, its editors, readers and contributors, should simply ignore any autobiography that does not comply with these simple prerequisites.
Ghosts
Does anyone think that she actually wrote it?
Has ANY dj ever produced a decent autobiography?
Much as I love Mark Radcliffe, his memoirs are a bit hamfisted and ho-hum. The pages of awfulness produced by Chris Moyles should be a lesson to many and even the Andrew Collins trilogy echoes to the rattling of empty vesels.
Jo Whiley. You would, though. And I won't have a word said against Lauren Laverne.
For the defence, m'lud
I present 'Margrave of the Marshes', the memoirs of Ravenscroft minor.
A thing of wonder
especially the part he actually did write before his death. Perceptive with that beautifully mordant sense if humourto the fore.
Only the bit he wrote himself though
the second half is nowhere near as good
Lauren Laverne: Rehabilitation for the Massive?
A couple of years ago this forum resonated to those decrying La Laverne. I believe she was once, rightly, denounced for saying every fourth word as if it were in inverted commas.
She's rubbish on large elements of the Culture Show. Gets away with more televisual murder than Whiley ever does on radio.
Laverne........
I do like her.......but..........she gets a free pass from many due to the perception of authenticity (northern, indie, singer in band, blonde, pretty with the proverbial cojones).
Although she let Albarn get away with being the most obnoxious, condescending fucker during his "world music" interview on the Culture Show. I'd like to think Whiley would have given him the slap he so deserved.
Or
she'd have given him the teabagging he thinks he richly deserved.
Jo Whiley: not a hate figure, just the Radio 1 embodiment of the concept of 'Meh'
Autobiographies are...
... surely commissioned on the basis that fame sells ... and yes, a Radio 1 DJ book that actually went into the truth about This One, That One and The Other One would be an absolute hoot but the author would never work in radio again ... (something to do at the end of the career, not the middle) ... meanwhile, the publisher doubtless thought that a celeb DJ would shift a few units ... and it might (not here of course, but out there in the world, maybe) ... and in the light of all that, what's left to say but lists and 'I love my sis'?
In the great scheme of things, Ms Whiley don't fuss me much
'Fear & Loathing Within Radio 1'
would be something worth buying but not sure who'd be in a position to know the full unexpurgated truth from the last 40 years
Simon Garfield's
The Nation's Favourite might do the trick. It covers the great clear-out when DLT, Simon Bates etc were given the heave-ho, and includes the excellent anecdote of John Peel and Kid Jensen lying in wait in an underground car park in order to give Simon Bates a good kicking.
Bates never turned up, which was fortunate according to Peel, 'because we might have suffered an embarrassing reverse as he's probably stronger than us.'
Looks ideal!
Ordered from amazon - thanks
The Whiley article in the new The Word reads like
a classic "Who The Hell Does..." from the old days. I even checked the byline to check it really wasn't Tom Hibbert
She's not very critical of
She's not very critical of the music she plays, apparently. As opposed to all the other rabidly outspoken daytime Radio One jocks who constantly diss the playlist.
Meh
I'm not sure why Jo Whiley's such a magnet for all this vitriol. I stopped listening to Radio 1 years ago and I'm barely aware of her presence. Yes, she's bland and she talks up a bunch of landfill indie like it's Mahler's Fifth, but why single her out in a landscape littered with Chris Moyles, Zane Lowe and George Lamb?
Travis vs Britney
.
Britney vs Travis
That she prefers the Travis cover of Baby One More Time to Britney's original seems as good a reason as any.
She's quite the fox though,
isn't she?
Er...are you serious?
I've never seen her eyes so I couldn't judge...what with them being the windows of the soul and that.
Yes!
In shallow but, fully understandable way!
This Nation's Saving Grace
Mark E. Smith vs The Whiley. Only one winner. You need to start watching at about 2.20 (but it is worth watching the whole thing to catch some fine, fine Fall clips).
That
only serves to confirm my opinion of Mr Smith and The Fall.
he still turned up...ha !
I can't decide who's the biggest phoney !!
Mine too. But somehow, I
Mine too. But somehow, I think it might be the opposite of yours...
Jo Whiley's published because
75 posts down and we are still talking about her.
Personally, I think she's an empty vessel, ha ha Mr Pop Star you are so great and funny and you are playing a cover of a Michael Jackson song, wow.
I liked Kenickie and there's a charm to Lauren Laverne.
She comes across as pleasant and sincere v Wylie's dimness and seeming she's just read up about the band in Heat or NME.
Peel used to make her look better than she is.
Incidentally
Fantastic interview with her and Rob in the new magazine. The groans of abject misery upon seeing her appearance were soon cancelled out by waves of cheering at the no-nonsense questions being posed to her.
Well done Mr Fitzpatrick!
Jo's alright
I quite enjoyed her pop chatshow a few years ago, which may place me in a very small minority. It seems pretty clear that she's not stupid, and I fondly remember her giving Jonathan King a richly deserved verbal kicking on that programme. What some took for smugness I took for wry amusement - and enjoyment of what she was doing. Why wouldn't anyone enjoy being well paid for presenting music on TV, you may ask. Well, fine, but I'd rather her looking chirpy than someone trying to look "edgy" (morose). She got flak for not wearing shoes on that programme too. Why?
That said, I won't be rushing out to buy her autobiography. I'm sure it's dull as ditchwater. Let's bear in mind, though, that a lot of D-listers have had memoirs published with even less justification (and at even younger age) than Jo Whiley. I think at least some of the vitriol probably is because she's a woman.
Hee Hee
I thought the interview in this month's mag
was a little harsh. Why doesn't she slag off any of the records she plays? Erm, perhaps because it wouldn't be very interesting or edifying listening to her moaning about a load of mainstream indie and chart pop, and might offend and annoy listeners who actually enjoy that sort of music. She probably is slightly too nice for her own good - I am amazed that she ended the interview by agreeing that she is a bit rubbish and vowing to do better in future, instead of telling Fitzpatrick to get bent, which is what she should have done. But I would rather her bland inoffensiveness than the rancid boorishness of Moyles and Lamb.
Being a charitable sort of fellow...
... I think the problem is with Radio 1 / BBC TV rather more than the individual. The programme she presents isn't designed to be 'controversial' or 'edgy' - she's fitting the stereotype that her employers want to portray.
I don't think she's any great shakes, but I don't see her as a hate figure. We'll bestow that honour on George Lamb.... (who I only realised recently is the son of the actor Larry Lamb)
Can't Wait!
for Davina's it has to be a 'page turner' of non epic proportions:
BB
hair commercials
...eh....
Davina's history
You'll be ever so pleased to know she's the subject of BBC genealogy series Who Do You Think You Are? next week.
ex girl friend of Clapton
recovering drug addict
girlfriend of Roland Ratzenberger when he was killed
estranged from her mother
it could have it's moments - depends on the amount of warts - but if you tell *anyone* I defended that oxygen thief - I'll deny it till I'm blue in the face.
What!!!
But I've seen her on TV commercials, talking to her mom on the phone about her hair. Are you telling me this is a farrago of lies, a tissue of inconsistencies foisted upon us simply to sell A PRODUCT? No, no, you go too far...
it's mostly right
she does spend all day on the phone talking about her hair just not to her mum, strangely enough it's to Songs of Praise' own Sally Magnussen (Magnusdóttir surely) fact!
I think she was born in Scotland
of 'Fronbuio-Scottish' parents so I suspect she was given a European-style surname rather than an Icelandic patronymic.
Like the Bible, only more profound
Sums it up for me:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-World-Motion-Jo-Whiley/dp/1905264763/ref=sr_1...
Elephant in the room
The tone of the BBC Glasto coverage was relentlessly positive. I didn't hear much different from any of the other presenters. JW got a kicking because that's what she's usually like (apparently - she has never really made an impression on me). At least she was professional enough to stay sober.
The elephant in the room, though, is surely Cerys Matthews. There were several times where she was sitting in the expensive backstage grotto, banging on about how great some rubbish band are, in her size 10 wellies, with her legs wide open. You could almost hear the producer in her earpiece: "Cerys!!! For the tenth time! Close your legs!".
May we have that ...
... on a Word T-shirt?
The red button needs to be applied..
..for Glastonbury coverage. Jo Whiley for the teenage audience, Laverne for the Twenty / Thirtysomethings, Radcliffe for the Fortysomething / Fiftysomething Fifty Quid Men and Ken Bruce for the Faintly Bewildered, (his autobiography is out in September too).
I think Ken's fantastic,
I don't know why but I do.
I'm with you..
..his Eurovision commentary was great. No ghost writer on the autobiography either.
Wiley the scab?
Does she talk about the time she crossed a picket line at the BBC?
Chapter 3
The Time I Crossed a Picket Line at the BBC
"It was horrifying. As we drew up to the gates of Broadcasting House the striking workers were already shouting abuse, then were hurling muffins and frappuccinos at the windows of the coach. Some of the workers had broken through the line of police and had leapt up to the side of the coach, clinging on to the metal window grills. I saw Wogan, his face twisted into a mask of hate, and instinctively recoiled as he spat at the window; Dale Winton, screaming, ‘Scab, scab,’ over and over again. So much anger, I thought, so much hatred. If only they could hear the new single by iLiKETRAiNs..."
huzzah!
I'm away to Amazon, forthwith.
(excellent post, Albert Edward)
Much as I hate to admit it
I looked at Simon Mayo's Twitter feed the other day which featured a couple of sniffy Tweets from Word magazine, presumably written by one F. Lewry esq. The response from Mr Mayo were words to the effect that if you, as a morning R1 DJ, get sniffy about the music being played and criticize it on air, P45s get waved around. Being that he was in the Whiley slot not so long ago, this should rather bring an end to the argument regarding Jo's critical faculties.
I still think Twitter's shite, though. Twelve months, Fraser. Twelve months.
It wasn't me, guv
The Word Twitter feed is very rarely contributed to by me - I barely use the service at all.
If you think this is bad
Have a look at the kicking JW has got on Popbitch - various accusations of selective memory/date inaccuracies in terms of her support for early grunge bands.
Oh come on
What's wrong with a basically nice person doing her job? OK - I blush when she's on TV because she's so nervous but it's not a crime.
And it's not tax-payer's money - it's license money - there's a difference (ok - a small one).
She just has the misfortune to be a nice person doing a high-profile job. I hate to think what you'd all say about me if the fruits of my labours were on display daily.
And La Laverne is fine by me
Never embarrassing, always witty, and easy on the eye as it happens.
Bargain basement
Norwich - and I'm sure it's the same where you live, too - has two warehouse clearance-type bookshops with particularly fast turnrounds of stock. I would be amazed if this volume won't have appeared in at least one for no more than £3.99 by next Easter.
I shall be in Norwich next week.
If it isn't 'The Works' or similar, please tell us where - haven't been in one of these since the rather wonderful 'Bookends' closed in Worcester (and later a smaller version in Leicester).