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Jarvis was right - shock
The see you next Tuesdays are still running the world. Don't know about you but I rejoice that they've had a kick up the jacksie from Wikileaks (the only sort of 'rarely leave their bedrooms, barricaded in by piles of old cereal bowls' computer nerds I can truly support). Not much of this latest material is fully secret, the large numbers of people privy to this sort of information (i.e. those in the aristocracy of secrecy) are the very same types who said 'if you'd seen the papers I've seen you'd support us going to war in Iraq and Afghanistan' - and those papers turned out to be more than ready for a trip to the shredder. For a few days we get to read some of what's really going on. Nothing will change but I'll get a bit of laugh, hollow perhaps. Anyone joining me?
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In two minds
Surely the whole point of the diplomatic system is that embassies can report to their governments on matters they've picked up "in-country", as they say, safe in the knowledge that they can do so in absolute confidence. Doesn't the diplomatic bag exist so that nobody in the target country can flip it open and have a good butcher's inside?
In what way are America's - and by extension our own and the rest of the West's - relations with the rest of the world anything but blown sky high by this? If progress was being made in relations with, say, Libya, how predisposed is Gaddafi going to be to continue to be a good lad now he knows that the Americans have been sniggering about his Botox and nudge-nudging about his "reliance" on his sub-Carry On-film Ukrainian nurse?
Yes, we do need to know about waterboarding, rendition flights and Abu Ghraib. In the absence of other effective checks and balances, I'm all for leaks that expose violations of international law. But what goals, what noble cause, what high principles can possibly be helped by informing the world that the U.S. ambassador in Moscow considers Vladimir Putin to be an "alpha-dog" or Silvio Berlusconi a rather sad, if horny, old man?
Put it this way, if you came away from a dinner party bitching with your partner about the crap food, that ghastly woman with the yapping bloody dog and that quantity surveyor from Worthing with the stinking armpits, would you consider it in anybody's interest for your hosts and those other guests to be able to read your conversation verbatim the next morning?
I think we're at risk of confusing crass indiscretion with true transparency.
But pretending to be interested in the geopolitical nuance,
is making the nice Guardian-reading liberals(*) all feel much better about the prurient, gossipy stuff we're really interested in...
It's just Now! or Heat! with an Oxbridge education, no?
(* myself included)
Exactly
The references to the inappropriate behaviour by a member of the Royal Family are particularly gratuitous, offensive and symptomatic of the seemingly relentless dumbing-down of our society.
So who was it and what have they done now?
*looks over laptop disapprovingly*
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm busy reading about Saudi Arabia and Iran... The balance of power in the Middle East is so precarious, you know.
*frantically googles for more details of what the overpaid inbreds did now*
I think it's hilarious.
Anything that discomfits politicians is ok by me. Only got themselves to blame.
Your steadying comments
are quite correct as ever Archie. I understand that under the froth and amusement of a few bits of the leaked communications there is some candid assessment of, eg, Putin's gangster activities and how he's lining himself up to be the biggest oligarch of them all, which, while being of little surprise, is something I believe publicly spoken policy should take account of. Likewise certain Arab states could helpfully go public about their feelings towards Iran rather than covertly expecting the West to do their dirty work. Secrecy at government level has an unerring tendency to run away with itself. It gives government and the those admitted to those 'secrets' an unfair upper hand over the rest of us such that we can't know and make judgements about what's going on.
This seems like
nothing more than the exposure of the bleeding obvious, masquerading as some form of investigative journalism. Should sentient beings really be surprised that Saudi Arabia is duplicitous in wanting the US to deal with Iran whilst presenting an entirely different public face ? I am not convinced that we need to know absolutely everything our governments are up to, doubt we would be able to sleep at night if we did. I'm all more for the school of serious journalism - the likes of James Cameron and Wilred Burchett - but am not convinced this form of catch-all exposure journslism serves any real purpose.
Public interest or public curiosity?
One of the problems here is the dilution of the phrase, "public interest." Once upon a time, it meant information that was of such significant importance that (subject to national security) it should be discosable and in the public domain. Today, of course, it means anything that a journalist thinks the public might have a vague passing interest in.
I'm with Archie: well said - have another up arrow.
It's all a bit worrying
It's true, you don't really want people to know what you think of them or you'd probably have no friends whatsoever.
Still, it's intriguing.
And it's Prince Andrew.
And we pay for him
And the
rest
No, we don't.
We pay Her Majesty and she then spends the money as she sees fit. It's a fine distinction, I'll grant you, but the point is we pay her and she then runs the family firm.
Oh, yes, we do
Last year he got £154,000 of taxpayers' money (more than the prime minister's salary) to play gol.... be a "special representative" for British trade.
I guess that £154k
is Andrew's pocket money from his mom to go out and specially represent British trade. And such a good job he does.
It's worse than that
I should have made it clearer that that's his "expenses" - paid to him directly by the Department of Trade and Industry, and quite separate from whatever his mum gives him as pocket money from the Civil List.
And the fact we give her the money
means he knows he's always going to be safe from having to pitch up at Centrepoint. Therefore, we pay for him - plus the nonsense of the £154k which Archie notes elsewhere.
It would be quite comical
if not for the fact that some of these bozos have their fingers on the trigger to start WW3. Fer Chrissakes, Sarah Palin *could* be the next president of the USA and her foreign policy is based on being able to see Russia from her porch. Shit on a stick, I'm starting to build my bunker now!
For more on Sarah Palin
I'd recommend "The Race of a Lifetime", a book on the last US election. She's more terrifying than you think.
It *is* quite comical
"...and I can see Russia from my porch" was Tina Fey.
However...
... she's definately not sure about North and South Korea..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11840828
Of course, we presume this is a terrible gaffe...
but maybe she's actually planning to take US foreign policy in a radical new direction.
Of course
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange doesn't help himself ... looking like an archetypal Bond villain, as he certainly does.