Just to watch him die.

(If m'learned frends are reading, I'm only saying it for effect).

I've also put it there, though it weighed a ton.

..done it to death.

I got down with my bad self. Apparently.

And then I got up offa that thing.

driven by the snow
I'm drunk and dirty dontcha know

I wanted to do

but, personally speaking, I haven't thought twice.

It was alright.

(NB Neither have I stopped thinking about tomorrow. Guess when it arrived?)

And now my "ass" won't stop following me around.

from horrific burns by not allowing the sun to descend on him.

back.

to Party

But I haven't done that.

but I've yet to visit 'me' (I don't think I'd like the food).

And then I came back again. Yes, thats right, I live on Saturn.

Fucked the Police???

Oh yes.

I hid my love away and carried that weight, cried baby cried, told you why, and then helped, looked up the number, didn't pass you by, just acted naturally so we did it in the road, and came together, so I loved you, pleased you, but didn't do that.

but was not victorious

but just a little bit

though why me keeps calling me Bobby I don't know.

but (apparently) you done nothing for me.

wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-done.

Whilst, for good effect, snapping my fingers and shuffling my feet

I've got on my good one

it

then I stood and delivered (whoa-oo-whoa)

of representatives for several trades and ethnic groups, I have stayed at the YMCA (it was worth it) and subsequently joined the navy.

I did nothing

But then Eddie and his Hot Rods had a word with me so I did anything I wanted to do

Hung around the inkwell etc,etc.

but I'm starting to think this relationship isn't going anywhere because, well, unfortunately, my baby just wants to dance.

off my pants and jacket, but not in that order.

that I was nowhere near Mr Jagger's cloud, and hence, could not get off of it.

... but last night, I caught my pussy doing the dog.
None of us can look each other in the eye yet.

I couldn`t touch that

kept my nose clean
my head above water
kept my feet on the ground
kept my hands off his daughter
kept my back to the wind
kept my thoughts to myself
kept an eye on the clock
and an eye on my health

kept up with the times
kept up with the Jones
kept up with the rest of my class
kept an open mind
kept off the grass

apologies to Todd Snider.

Er, that's it.

but I brought my daughter to the slaughter.

wanted to sex you up
talked about sex baby
pushed it, pushed it real good

I rolled with it, took my time, said what I said and didn't let anybody get in my way.

He told me I was thus obligated.

but it was to the right if I remember correctly.

Every day my mind was all around you

And I also can't get off my high horse and I can't let you go. You were the one who made me feel so real.

And don't you forget it

And then I took a message to Mary.

I f-f-faded away when this curly-haired bloke was talking about his generation.

Then I got back to where I once came from.

I've gotten up offa that thing.
I've freed Nelson Mandella.

called you Al.

A man after midnight. Need to rest now.

but very little else.

I frigged in the rigging.
Nowt´else to do

Cardboard box.

Damn thing got recycled, I'm fighing my way out of 175 toilet rolls at the moment

to the music of Chubby Checker whilst yelling

as instructed by young Mr Lennon

I relaxed and didn't do it when I went to suck to it then I slid away but only after I'd done the doo (and the hustle) but I stood by you. Then I did it again.

I have Never let David Bowie down.

all 3 of them.

And, following the advice of X Moore, I kicked over the statues. Hence, knowing my rights was invaluable.

Thirdly, I have gone my own way.

and I've said it proud.

I've also done a funky gibbon. God help me.

I saw jungle! Saw jungle! I went and joined my gang, yeah? City all over!

I went ape crazy, if the truth be told.

..but somehow I missed out. Me and that bloke who lives on Saturn.

I decided not to Never after all.

-

-

told you sweet little lies.

following your pleading

-

this is shortly, after having got out of Denver

and woke up little Susie

Ooh she was livid

and pretended I didn't see the tears and left you to grieve in private

come rain or come shine

-

and I'll be a woman soon

In a sandman competition, I'm relieved to say.

I answered the phone, it was London calling.

I started.

I spoke like a child and shouted from the top.

I called the fire brigade (once I got London off the line) because Babylon was burning.

And finally, to answer your question: I'm me. There's no need to swear.

But I came in pretty quickly because it was cold.

And no I don't want you. And don't call me baby.

Oh, and hello Lionel. No, I'm looking for somebody else.

but I’m going to “wang chung” tonight

then since I couldn't be with the one I loved, I loved the one I'm with.

I walked like an Egyptian

...well, actually no, I lied there. But I AM... Living In The Past.

well, you did say it was beautiful. You saucy minx.

As instructed by Mr. A. Ant, I proceeded to put some wax on the tracks, and did indeed slide on out. Of here.

I take good advice whenever it's offered, ever since that time I tried to do it without my Fez on.

30 cents more for the next three minutes.

Waste of bloody money - the silly old witch still wouldn't let me talk to her daughter.

I woke up and made love to Ian Dury.

yes I was down in the tube station at midnight.

(drum roll - cymbal crash)

and I've the hoofmarks to prove it.

Well, I've taken it easy, gone down easy, and taken it easy on myself. like taking candy..

I'm still hanging onto what we've got. It's starting to get sweaty to be frank.

And as for Kevin Rowland's orders: I'm really not sure this is the time and place for it. Eileen will never forgive you.

swung it, shaken it, moved it, made it, trusted it, used it, proved it and grooved it.

But did I find out who I thought I was? No.

That's the last time I go to the Spice Girls for enlightenment.

and my name is NOT Bruce.

with my rhythm stick

...like my little Lucy

when Elton was around.

Anybody got a cushion?

and I walked the line and maybe I'm amazed that I'm still standing.

taken on Morten Harket.

I've made lots of money with Neil Tennant, then left him to his own devices, after telling him I loved him (I'm afraid I was very drunk), and than on reflection, I'm afraid I couldn't forgive her.

Since I had everything now, I let Mozzer get what he wanted, then I stopped him, because I'd heard it before. After he went solo I proceeded to find out for myself, hold onto my friends, ignore him (regardless if his proximity), do my best and not worry, let him kiss me, and finally I killed him, because all I needed was he.

I've also Done It Now and Said It Now more times than I can remember. Those Hot Chip boys are very demanding.

I've done the Monster Mash. Went down well in the cemetery, I can tell you.

And I've done the hucklebuck. Not so popular with dead folk that. Not too popular with live ones either, actually.

In the place where I live, then faced north and thought about direction, wondering why I hadn't before. Then I stood in the place where I work, faced west & thought about direction. Forgetting I'd previously thought about direction, I wondered why I hadn't before.

Atheists rock dude!

... and the same to you all

I didn't go back to Rockville. I wasted another year. I let you in. I drove. I accelerated and I found the river. I talked about the passion then I fell on you. I got up. I stood. I walked unafraid. I left. I disappeared.

You look happy. What a smile! You come far?
Here, have some of my water.
I KNOW you love to love me.
Yes, I am alone.

to the left as the Captain said. Buggered if I saw a falling star tho'.

... and jumped the hedges first, then drank clear, clean water for to quench my thirst prior to watching the ferry boats getting high on a bluer ocean against tomorrows sky, without growing old again, after walking and talking in gardens all misty wet, misty wet, with rain.

It was nice. I may do it again.

but I won't go back to Clarksville

Was up against my will so I waited until I gave myself to him

... the saxophone, played just what I felt like, drank Scotch whisky all night long, and died behind the wheel. Alas.

"I stood in the corner all alone watchin' em do the drag
When the queen of the Hop came up to me
and asked me if i knew how to shag"
"She said come on man let's burn up the floor
The Shag is easy to do
She showed me how and in no time at all
I was Shagging too"

saw you, i felt you, I touched you. Now please stop looking at me.

Because Baby,Baby,Baby I did not want to fuck Wayne County. Or Jayne county either.

that not a single member of the word massive has rolled with it, lived forever, brought it on down, slid away, cast no shadow, gone and let it out, stopped crying their heart out, or not looked back in anger. I guess we just didn't know what they mean.

Still, I guess we're all Here Now.

EDIT: er, actually it seems quite a lot of you have. Oops.

...done the strand, when I felt love.
The Wife was not at all happy.

...shook it loose and let it fall....and I helped him or her make it through the night.

there must have been, oh, 50 ways to leave my lover; but running, running so far away proved jolly effective, so I stopped at that. I ran all night and day, though. Bloody exhausting.

as I've been too busy thinkin' 'bout my baby that I ain't got time for nothin' else

been on a journey with Jim Kerr

had it (Aimee Mann)

...and I didn't pass you by.

forgot about Jim Kerr.
Nor did I forget to remember you.
And Frank Ifield remembers me!
What good memories we have.
Good job they are made of that, I would say.

But I, I, I, I can't find my baby.

So I fucked the pain away.

....then I ran.

I didn't stop believing
I didn't dream it was over
I didn't give up
I didn't worry baby
and I certainly never gave up on a good thing.

fooled around and fell in love, oh yes I did
I fooled around, fooled around, fooled around, fooled around,
fooled around, fooled around, fell in love
Fooled around, fooled around, fooled around, fooled around,
fooled around, fooled around, fell in love
I fooled around, fell in love
I fell in love, I fell in love, yes I did.

... put the box into the car and drove the car around the world.

but I plan to find the time

down on Eldridge Avenue. It was a pitch black night and I told myself it was going to be alright.

This was sometime after I had met that girl and settled down in a litle house out on the edge of town.

shaken my tail-feather.

I can't seem to get her off my mind
I thought I'd never miss her, but I found out somehow
I think about her almost all the time

left my mamma a goodbye note

just to see how far it was
And you, you tried to tell me
But I had to learn for myself

so there is, I would vouchsafe, trouble on the way
Mark my words, one eye will be taken for an eye before we're through.

have I went to bed sans several digits and a palm to get a grip of

legless is one thing, handless another

... you can work out the next bit for yourself but the news ain't good.

(well, you would have too, he was pretty persuasive, he kept insisting what we were doing was right, that there was nothing wrong with him loving me, and I was half asleep anyway)

hey, this is addictive! damn!

...found Freddy somebody to love. Then put on my red shoes. And danced the blues.

Mainly because she was so heavy. Obesist I know, but I'm very shallow

that this was my song.

So I thought it was a bit unfair of Elton to sue me - he definitely said he wouldn't mind.

...Is Jim Kerr?

- done the funky robot
- done the funky chicken
- played that funky music (white boy), rather odd experience for an Indian bloke
- been to paradise, but I've never been to me (always seems to be shut)
- been here, and I've been there, and I've been f------ everywhere. So what?
- been cheated, been mistreated. When will I be loved(sniff)?

Also, I'm on the top of the world, looking down on Creation. And feeling slightly giddy.

some of us have descended from the loft sans ladder, revolved then went out and picked Q-tip material?

Put myself in Your Place
Shopped Around
Reached out, but were you there?
Got Ready
Went Up the Ladder to the Roof
and I did not mess with Bill

taken Tenacious D's advice on the horizontal arts?

I woke up this morning, got myself a gun, my mother always said I´d be the chosen one.

Then I was brutally shot by that guy from E Street.

and phoned up a friend who's a party animal. He didn't answer. Think he'd been out late the night before.

Now I'm completely exhausted.

Don't!

I declined to give James Brown anything, as quite clearly he was capable of opening up the door and getting it himself.

I have never knowingly slept in any form of underground public transit, nor stood in the rain while it poured. Sound advice there, Pet.

Go to the mirror, even smash the mirror, but i draw the line at fiddling about!

... it was tremendously satisfying

but you never knew me

I blamed it on the boogie, when actually scrubbing the bath a little too enthusiastically was what did my back in.

I was initially quite shy about the prospect,but after her reassurance....

...said hello, waved goodbye
rode a white horse
moved to Memphis
proved all night
(that I could)
dream baby dream.

Then I
woke up
opened my heart
said a little prayer
painted a vulgar picture, and
ate myself fitter.

And then I
boogied with Stu
told him when his light turned green
brought on the dancing horses
fed the enemy, and
watched my step.

And I liked - no, loved - a rolling stone.

NO-ONE WAS IMPRESSED.

Ah well.

I got someone narcotized (sic) and then fornicated with them, on permanently frosty ground

it was as tawdry as it sounds

was an N.W.A. fan

And overtook a cannonball

About a woman I know

My father went crazy

But was so down that I took the Fife circle to Dunfermline via Lochgelly

A' the local lassies would come around and dance, like

Sadly I couldn't turn back the hands of time.

And the Bisodol is really helping with the internal burning.