It's the Viacom benefit ALPHABETICAL DISCO!
Posted by David Hepworth on 4 July 2008 - 1:58pm.
Welcome to this week's disco which is by popular acclamation a benefit for Viacom who are being driven out of business because some of their clips have been on YouTube. Anyway, there'll be a collection at some point in aid of their boss Sumner Redstone because he's down to his last nine billion dollars.
We have a format here. It's Alphabetical and the alphabet system we follow is as would be adopted by a record shop. That is, in the case of a solo artist, it's the surname. In the case of a group it's "B" for "Beatles" rather than "T" for "The".
I'm going first with Aerosmith. Who's next with a B?
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For anyone going to Cornbury...
don't forget those wellies
Who's got a "C"?
Over to you.
Maybe they're waiting for
four o'clock break...did you put any posters up?
"Porl" Thompson?
Fron the figgin' Cure?
No the one from
Roxy Music...
It'd F-f-f-friday
Oh that's good...
....and D is for??????
He broke a million hearts in mono
And over to...
.."E"
E
F
What's it to be?
For F's sake
C'mon everybody. Faust, Foghat, Flying Burrito Brothers, the possibilities are endless.
While we're waiting...
....who's this?
Andy Partridge?
Richard Gere? Mark Ellen?
This is the business
Sir - the bigger boys have opened a fire door sir. They've got a bit of lino and are bbreakdancing Mr Hepworth Sir
F
G - You can't beat a bit of ABBA
Yellow card
That should be in "A". Now come on. "G"
Sorry David.
How about Gay disco diva Gloria Gaynor. That's three Gs for start
Gee It's time to see the Reverend!
Impressive
That's a forest of 'fros.
g
hope it in time
off to staff meeting
oh
top tune...
First Rate
Gold Star for you!
this works every time..
Time for "H"
And no Husker Du.
All together now... Hus-ker
All together now...
Hus-ker du, du, du push pineapple, shake the tree...
H is for Hives and Hate to Say I Told You So
I
I Roy? Icicle Works? Icehouse?
Ivy - chilled
J, Chill out and two for the price of one
K
And still nobody knows who this is.
Is it ...
... Dubya?
It's not
But he's a member of a dynasty.
Is it
Michael Jackson?
It's a Buckley,
I'll wager.
A wild, left field guess - a
A wild, left field guess - a very young Paul Rogers out of Free, Bad Company and Queen.
Its Jonathan Richman
Sorry, just alerted by all the noise.
K
Just you and me in the common room then David!!
Bill Bailey
Studied this video before his last tour for certain!
Kraftwerk - The Robots
My turn
I'm a livin', I'm a livin, I'm liviiiiiiiin'Woah! Yeah! Come On!
Go easy
... on the camembert, mate. Leave some for the rest of us.
still no
sign of the living in a box ....box set....
Do you remember ... this one?
Scuse me, sir
I've got the afternoon off this week. Can I join in? Can I copy someone's homework so I know where we're up to? Or do I need a chit from matron?
Come on, Hare
We're on "N"
Dont like Beatles or Stones? Try the....
Viacom
are coming to get you!!!
Lerv Chrain!
Oops I peaked too soon
It's Hare's fault, sir. He was supposed to do "N", sir. And I was busy looking for my "O" in my satchel, sir, and thought he'd done it. I think a good board-rubbering is in order for Hare, sir, don't you, sir?
Drums fingers
Still waiting for N.
Oh
What was N then?
N, baby, N
Boo chiz
Some James Burton for teach in a weaselly attempt to get out of Big Trouble, that's just typical, Hare. I hope you get cuffed.
Sir! Sir!
Tell Valparaiso no more pictures of the beach. It's not fair!
Nolans!
Come on, admit it. It's not that bad.
Nouvelle Vague - Blue Monday! Look no drum machine!!
It's M - the slowdance
Hands where I can see them chaps
Very good
O
If it's O it must be. . .
Osibisa!
Scrub that
P
And who's this?
Gizza clue, sir
Is he English or American? Been on the Word cover?
Is it
Jeff Buckley, sir?
No
It's not.
How about
Tim?
CORRECT
Tim Buckley
Well done, Hare
Sneak. You'll get a phosphorus bomb in your satchel for this, minimum.
John Phillips?
Of Mamas and Papas (the band that could have been Brotherhood of Man) fame?
Darn.
I knew this when you asked first Sir. I should have been paying attention.
Here you are, sir
Vile-Peas Vile-Peas, for the violently hurling at, sir.
ooo I know this one!!
Blast too late!
It's all Hare's fault, Mutt
He deserves to have his PE kit dispersed all over Big Side for this.
Yes, we'll jolly well roast him for this.
Six of the best, trousers down, and a radish where the matron won't find it.
NO, These boys have come, and they bring booze and pills
Admit it . . .
We're all stuck on Q, aren't we.
Is this cheating?
I'm not!! Quantic - introduction and the 5th Exotic
I was trying to avoid being
I was trying to avoid being greedy
or Queen
Queen is to disco what . . .
Hare is to Not Cheating.
Or Osibisa
Queen were a staple of my disco years. In all that time I never heard an Osibisa record.
Simmer down, you boys
R
From teh same file as Lulu and Helen Mirren
Sir!
Tell him to stop picking on me, sir!
Pax!
But no more getting questions right if you want to sit on the back row in Geog on Monday.
Truce
Quiz, ego and no returns.
r it has to be
R is also for Ramone
R is also for Ramone
Everything OK in here, Mr Hepworth?
I can hear this noise all the way from the locker rooms, and you know I'll only have to clear up in here as well. Are the boys behaving?
Ignore Mr Lewry, Sir
Just seen him in the assembly room
Ah, stout caretaker!
Know anything beginning with S?
Hey, you lot
Heppo's gone for a slash or something. Let's rock!
sssssssss
For S how about these brace of keen danceable tunes
That Shirelles video is wonderful
They took the song to apply to wedding nights and not just a drunken lunge in a cab, didn't they?
one of the sailors looks like a young
michael eavis!!
Oops he's back
Sorry, sir. I was just saying, sir, it's hot enough for a hippo, sir.
Valparaiso!
Have you got something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?
If he's not back in fifteen minutes...
...we can take a cut! Careful of Mr Lewry, though.
In this context...
Lewry does not qualify for the honorific "Mr".
Like most school caretakers he is known as "Old Lewry".
Old Lewry
They say he never sleeps and eats ants in the janitor's cupboard.
Is it time for French?
Yann Tiersen - La rade
My choon......................
Yes sir!
Amiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
T
As in.....?
but Sir
I had a 'T' already!
T is for Trammps
Tavares!
Sir, Sir
Valparaiso Minor keeps stealing my 45's sir
Well thats T taken care of
U know what's next
don't you?
Kerr, you were looking over my shoulder
Again!
No I wasn't
But I'm going to tell about you and Matron
Er. . .
What a coincidence that was, eh, Kerr?
Ubu, Pere?
Unwin, Stanley?
One for dusseldorf exchange students
U is for Ultimate
Five letters to go
starting with V
Sorry - been getting refreshments - I've got a bottle... Cheers!
this might actually be true
V has to be....................
Vangelis
At your peril!!
But stars of track and field are beautiful people
you love it really
W
Ignore Valparaiso if James Burton's in there somewhere.
I have the
Very things
sorry no vid!
bring the noise
X to his friends
Sir! Sir!
X-Press 2 Feat. David Byrne - Lazy
Yello
I was going to try Yes, but that's pushing disco a bit far
Has to be...
I'm posting this quickly for Z, sir, as I have to leave early for choir practice. Can you sign my chit, please?
Now I know what I might have
for me tea some egg foo yung...
Does "Jay-Z" count as a "z"
Disco? Get with it mutha..
does this all count towards the literacy hour sir!
It was all as Easy as ABC...
The original and best
Well done, everybody
Now get your coats. The buses are waiting.
Yahoo!
Are we going round again then? No repeats.
My God
Look at this mess in here. I don't get paid overtime, you know.
It's not fair sir!
I'm in Sydney and miss the disco every week!