I hope there are some girls here.

Kurt & Courtney duetting

incomparable voice, unbeatable song, and these are women even I could dance with - slightly woozy hen party who've lost their handbags.

... I Can Boogie.

I saw Fitzo sticking his head out of the staff-room door too. So watch it. Who wants some Clan Dew and ginger ale? I've got it in a Tizer bottle and it looks identical if you add a bit of orange sherbet. Is that brilliant or what?

and a bit shy, still secretly sucking his thumb and talking to his bears. I'll just hang around the corner, trying not to catch anybody's eye. Perhaps I'll endear myself with the big lads with this number. Perhaps they'll think I'm cool enough to share their marbles with. Hit it!

And

I got there late because the school bus broke down. The doors were locked and I'd brought this along