when he is gardening?

Hoe Superman.

Gets silk bomber jacket...

with a pig farmer whose trucks bore the legend:

'Service with a Grunt'

Dog groomers called For The Love Of Dog

and ironing company, Pressing Matters.

to the south of Madrid, some years back with the name " Cow Woman".I used to see it on my way to work on the side of the road. I could see what that they were aiming for " Cow Girls" but someone`s translation skills were not up to it.

called Catering Hepburn.

Always smile when I see the sign for solicitors Shaidy & Co in Queensway.

Force of Hobbit

Seedy Emporium

A roadside van selling Fried Food in buns - "Breakfast at Timothy's"

a woman's clothes shop in Falkirk c. 1982

*may lose something in translation

in Munich, where I live, is a shop selling floor coverings called: Carpet München

Close To The Hedge

on the A30 with "John Ryan's Express" on the side.

...called Pierce Bronzin'.

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called pragmatically if not wittily, 'It'll Grow Back'

called the Deben Barber. Of course it helps when you know that it is by the River Deben...

... Baldrick's Cunning Plan Cafe

went by the name of The Bonnie Tiler.

Saw a lorry t'other day owned by a firm called Bargain Booze.

The tag line?

"Making Life Richer for the Pourer."

I saw it just as the Today programme on Radio 4 were discussing minimum pricing for alcohol.

...a kebab van in Durham called Jason's Doner Van.

on the way to Stratford was a hairdressers called

Butt Hair Designs.

A chap who will collect your old furniture, remove the upholstery and then remove all paint and varnish from the wooden frame.

Called Jack The Stripper.

Now sadly closed luxuriated in the name Pero Shoes.

Walton's 'Tannerife' and Toxteth's 'Look at the colour of you, la'. (Think about the latter one).
Although, honourable mention must go to the Toxteth sandwich shop 'Soupherb Sandwiches' on Park Road and the Wigan hairdressers 'Shearlocks Home'. The latter had an impressive deer stalker/ pipe logo.
Martin Parr has some great photos in a similar vein, but I really need the loo and bed.

called simply "It WILL Rain".

Ayr Cuts being a particularly horrible example!

...

This has been a theme on Dave Gorman's show on Absolute for a while now - see more on this link

http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/djs_shows/shows/dave_gorman/features/pun_...

of a fridge shop in North London called "Sell Fridges"

a van on the way to work : 'Blott's Landscaping'.

Clearly a Tom Sharpe fan.

There's a Derbyshire Landscaping Company called "Uphill Gardeners"

'Start key and Clutch'.

There's a fish and shop by Waterloo Station in London called Fishchoteque

And let's not forget Jim'll Mix It

This has been mentioned elsewhere I'm sure but I often see courier vans in this locale belonging to 'Quicksilver Messenger Service'

Chris "the" Barber

...a joiner/ carpenter's van drove past me - the business was called 'Chisel Me Timbers'.

I mentioned this to my workmates who all had one to offer, the best of which was an electrician friend who had a business called 'Circuit and See'

The shopfront declares in gigantic letters NEUTERING STOPS AIDS IN CATS

... in the Indian part of Leicester (Belgrave Road?). Can't recall the firm's name, just the slogan on the van:

"You've tried the Cowboys... Now try the Indians!"

... in Anfield, now sadly no more, was called Melon Cauli: the dilapidated shop front was Ozymandian, in its way.

I believe you're referring to Singh Brothers Builders.

Makes me chuckle everytime I see their van.

A guy with a excavator and a dump truck (and potentially Boogie Nights in his DVD collection) calls his business "Dirt Digger".

(Or Chinese humour.)

This place is about 1km from my flat in Munich:

I'd call it Bike Curious.

I had my first driving lessons with The Impact School of Motoring. Fortunately, it was not a crash course.

For those of you who are peckish in Kilburn:

http://www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1153/22733.php

http://people.delphiforums.com/flatbushskp/funnybusiness.html

A dining emporium that specialises solely in the pudding course.

JUST DESSERTS.

I kid you not.

...accountant in outer north London, who had a client, a shoe repairer, went by "Terry De Havilland Cobblers To The World".

And I was always partial to the south Birmingham indian restaurant "The Shirley Temple". Nearly fell of the back of my mate's motorbike when I saw that the first time.

called Doolittle and Dalley

There's a business called William the Concreter.

http://www.williamtheconcreter.co.uk/index.php?page=gallery#

And it's not actually on the sign....
But my local curry hut in Newport Pagnell, which is very good by the way, is called The Mysore. It is always referred to by the townsfolk as 'Mysore Arse'.

But Hotblack Desiato (he of the band Disaster Area in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe) was named after an estate agent in Islington. (Not the other way around.)

... Moan Inn

Perhaps it needs a Glasgow accent to fully appreciate...

See attached

http://www.flickr.com/photos/vip223/3576006516/

It's probably apocryphal, but I heard of a camping and outdoor shop that had a sign in its window one January that read 'Now is the winter of our discount tents'

Landscapers: Avant Gardens.

Caribbean restaurant:

There's a barbers on Stanley Road in Kirkdale in Liverpool whose tag line is 'It'll look OK when it's washed.'

DMM Glazing, "what I hear you cry" they had the tagline (doesn't every business have one these days) We're only a stone's throw away" Dah-dah!

and
Achille's Heel - problems of the lower limbs and foot massage